Let her rip!

[nudemetalz]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/travel-troubles/8309633/In-flight-flatulence-is-ok


Apparently it's a good thing to fart while flying...
...or is it that Stuff are struggling for stories to write about.....

I did chuckle when they mentioned that..
"Stinkiness could also affect the cabin crew's quality of life but more importantly could cause turbulence in the cockpit. "
and
".....they do cite studies showing women's flatulence odour is significantly worse compared to that of men.''

I must do a study with the missus to prove that theory.

[slofox]

".....they do cite studies showing women's flatulence odour is significantly worse compared to that of men.''

I can vouch for the veracity of that statement! If my dance partner drops one when out on the floor, the ballroooom is empty within microseconds...

[Grizzo]

I let rip in cab one night, poor indian bloke nearly puked.

[Subike]

I can vouch for the veracity of that statement! If my dance partner drops one when out on the floor, the ballroooom is empty within microseconds...

Is that the double barrel effect?

[mashman]

I can vouch for the veracity of that statement! If my dance partner drops one when out on the floor, the ballroooom is empty within microseconds...

I concur... although I'm usually stumbling over the fallen body's of my children getting to the window.

[Laava]

I can vouch for the veracity of that statement! If my dance partner drops one when out on the floor, the ballroooom is empty within microseconds...

Dancing the pongo? Aaaaa....one.two.three....and,oh my god!

[Oakie]

The story was forwarded to me this morning by a mate who knows I'm flying to the Gold Coast with Mrs Oakie on Sunday. May have to do some research on the way ...

[Road kill]

When my Mrs lets one go our oldest dog gets this disgusted look an leaves the room.

An this dog eats an rolls in dead shit on the beach.

Hell I hope she never reads this.:Pokey:

[hellokitty]

:rolleyes: I am pretty sure my farts are worse than the husband's. His are gross, but mine are unfuckingreal. Luckily I don't fart that often, whereas he farts all day and night long!

[mashman]

:rolleyes: I am pretty sure my farts are worse than the husband's. His are gross, but mine are unfuckingreal. Luckily I don't fart that often, whereas he farts all day and night long!

Probably because you talk too much and expel lots of hot air that way. :innocent:

[hellokitty]

Probably because you talk too much and expel lots of hot air that way. :innocent:

Nah.... I don't talk much. My husband is always worried because I am quiet.
I prefer quality over quantity in most things, my farts included it would seem.

[mashman]

Nah.... I don't talk much. My husband is always worried because I am quiet.
I prefer quality over quantity in most things, my farts included it would seem.

Sure, you go ahead and try to differentiate yourself from the rest of the female population, noone will notice.

[hellokitty]

Sure, you go ahead and try to differentiate yourself from the rest of the female population, noone will notice.

:killingme he talks so much that I never get a chance

[awa355]

I can vouch for the veracity of that statement! If my dance partner drops one when out on the floor, the ballroooom is empty within microseconds...

A real gentleman would save the woman's honour and take the rap.

[mashman]

:killingme he talks so much that I never get a chance

:laugh: A man that leaves a woman speechless and a lack of wind, hmmmmmmmm.

[slofox]

A real gentleman would save the woman's honour and take the rap.

You have, OBVIOUSLY, not smelled one of these yet have ya..! Even our dance teacher used to say "Let's try the other side of the hall shall we..?" and just bolt away.

Besides, it's hard to take the rap for anything when you're unconscious on the floor.