"God" Made a 'Factory Farmer'

[flyingcrocodile46]

Seriously funny satire on our dumb consumerism way of life.


http://youtu.be/qVsrjq6Vb3I

So god made Mexicans :rofl::rofl:

[Madness]

And then God made eBay.

[mashman]

heh heh heh... feearmers

[yod]

On the first day, God said "Let there be light!"
.....
On the fourth day God made the sun....


what's wrong with this picture?!

[mashman]

On the first day, God said "Let there be light!"
.....
On the fourth day God made the sun....


what's wrong with this picture?!

Nuffink... it just means he invented the light bulb before creating a more sustainable version of light.

[Phantom Limb]

The whole factory farming debate has me in stitches.
I really don't give a shit if the tasty chicken thighs I made last night belonged to a chook that was pampered like a house pet before it got shagged by an axe, or lived like a POW in Vietnam before it got et'.

I mean for fucks sake, I kill and then I consume, a predator through and through, why should I care if my food lived well or not? Why does food need a good quality of life if it's only purpose is to eat, shag and shit for a few months then get turned into dinner?

Give me a break, but thanks for bringing up the subject, I needed to vent that!

[The Lone Rider]

Original link in case you get a copyright removal notice on the OP's embed

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e1abab3c2b/god-made-a-factory-farmer?playlist=featured_videos

[slowpoke]

The whole factory farming debate has me in stitches.
I really don't give a shit if the tasty chicken thighs I made last night belonged to a chook that was pampered like a house pet before it got shagged by an axe, or lived like a POW in Vietnam before it got et'.

I mean for fucks sake, I kill and then I consume, a predator through and through, why should I care if my food lived well or not? Why does food need a good quality of life if it's only purpose is to eat, shag and shit for a few months then get turned into dinner?

Give me a break, but thanks for bringing up the subject, I needed to vent that!

Predator? Bullshit. You're a user, and from the thoughts in your post an abuser.

From human comes the word humane. It's a concept associated with respect and human decency towards other living things. These aren't concepts you seem to understand, so I can only hope you find yourself on the receiving end of someone with a similar internal compass to your own.

Think it's just me? Think again, the courts, researchers,and most people would say you are one screwed up individual:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10866572
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10864116

"commissioned by the Royal New Zealand SPCA and Women's Refuge New Zealand, reinforced overseas data which established beyond doubt the connection between cruelty to animals and towards humans, as well as the high incidence of animal abuse in the childhood histories of mass murderers and other violent criminals, the conference's spokesman, Bob Kerridge, said."

Welcome to the land of "Ignore".

[thehollowmen]

Predator? Bullshit. You're a user,

I agree that we're users, and I'd look towards more humane food sources if the price-targeting stopped.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Soylent green

[mashman]

Soylent green

I didn't hear them say that it tasted like chicken... amazing movie waaaaaaay ahead of its time (only saw it about a year ago)

[Phantom Limb]

Predator? Bullshit. You're a user, and from the thoughts in your post an abuser.

From human comes the word humane. It's a concept associated with respect and human decency towards other living things. These aren't concepts you seem to understand, so I can only hope you find yourself on the receiving end of someone with a similar internal compass to your own.

Think it's just me? Think again, the courts, researchers,and most people would say you are one screwed up individual:



Call me whatever you want dude, you've just forgotten your evolutionary place in the food chain. I am rather happy with my internal compass and have an absofuckinglutely impeccable moral code. I don't see modern farming methods as 'cruelty to animals' as the animals in question are a food source and factory farming is the most efficient method of creating the food source.

In the words of Darcy clay: "I never shook babies, I never hit no laaaaaides"

[Madness]

I don't see modern farming methods as 'cruelty to animals' as the animals in question are a food source and factory farming is the most efficient method of creating the food source. [/I]

That factory stuff never tastes as good as free range though, eh?

[Phantom Limb]

That factory stuff never tastes as good as free range though, eh?

You're right it doesn't, free range tastes way better, but it costs a lot more too. The more you pay the better it is, so pay the man and be satisfied. However not everyone is as lucky , some folk can only afford the factory farmed meat. Who am I to say that factory farming is wrong, if it allows a poor family to get some meat in them? If we ban factory farming, we effectively make meat unattainable for a large portion of society.

[hayd3n]

You're right it doesn't, free range tastes way better, but it costs a lot more too. The more you pay the better it is, so pay the man and be satisfied. However not everyone is as lucky , some folk can only afford the factory farmed meat. Who am I to say that factory farming is wrong, if it allows a poor family to get some meat in them? If we ban factory farming, we effectively make meat unattainable for a large portion of society.

but if there was no cheaper alternative we wouldnt know any better

[Berries]

You're right it doesn't, free range tastes way better, but it costs a lot more too. The more you pay the better it is, so pay the man and be satisfied. However not everyone is as lucky , some folk can only afford the factory farmed meat. Who am I to say that factory farming is wrong, if it allows a poor family to get some meat in them? If we ban factory farming, we effectively make meat unattainable for a large portion of society.
Let them eat cake.

[bogan]

I don't see modern farming methods as 'cruelty to animals' as the animals in question are a food source and factory farming is the most efficient method of creating the food source.

The purpose of the cruelty actually has nothing to do with whether it's cruel or not.


I am rather happy with my internal compass and have an absofuckinglutely impeccable moral code.

Well, yeh, the whole thing about morals is they are values we, well, highly value; so your own opinion of your own values, is quite a circular justification.

In fact, if you look back through history, the tuning of our moral compasses is predominantly about treating ourselves as equals with more things. One justification of which it that its to do with technological advancement the reducing the benefits of immoral acts.

[imdying]

Factory farming or humans breed as they please, can't have it both ways. Being allowed to have should children should never be a right.

[Ocean1]

Factory farming or humans breed as they please, can't have it both ways. Being allowed to have should children should never be a right.

Sure you can. Watching your children starve is a very old entitlement for those that fail to choose otherwise.

[imdying]

Well it should be, but not in this welfare state.

[GSF]

You're right it doesn't, free range tastes way better, but it costs a lot more too. The more you pay the better it is, so pay the man and be satisfied. However not everyone is as lucky , some folk can only afford the factory farmed meat. Who am I to say that factory farming is wrong, if it allows a poor family to get some meat in them? If we ban factory farming, we effectively make meat unattainable for a large portion of society.

Why not try going veggo for a while?

Seriously, good vegetarian food tastes amazing and by doing it properly you'll still get your iron and all the other good stuff.
It's good for your body (fuck knows what got pumped into those chooks while they were alive - or dead for that matter), it's cheaper as you're not buying meat, and remember that raising cattle is horrifically inefficient and also shit for the environment.

I'm going vegetarian not because I have a soft spot for animals. It just makes sense economically, environmentally and it's good for you too.
Although I still fry up some bacon or steak now and then because Jesus H. Christ animals taste good. :drool:

[Phantom Limb]

Why not try going veggo for a while?

Seriously, good vegetarian food tastes amazing and by doing it properly you'll still get your iron and all the other good stuff.
It's good for your body (fuck knows what got pumped into those chooks while they were alive - or dead for that matter), it's cheaper as you're not buying meat, and remember that raising cattle is horrifically inefficient and also shit for the environment.

I'm going vegetarian not because I have a soft spot for animals. It just makes sense economically, environmentally and it's good for you too.
Although I still fry up some bacon or steak now and then because Jesus H. Christ animals taste good. :drool:

Yeah, I do eat a lot more vegetarian stuff these days, still eat meat, but smaller portion sizes and higher quality is better than larger portions of lower quality stuff. A few vege friends have got me onto some of the nicer bits in the vege diet. Falafels, home made hummus, soy milk. All good shit if done correctly, but nothing beats a rare scotch fillet, free range of course :lol:

[Eddieb]

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