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willytheekid
1st March 2013, 11:33
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/8368774/Unfit-cops-to-be-hooked-from-the-beat

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You poor bugger!
...if it makes you feel better...I too would struggle to complete that course without spilling a beer! :killingme

"THE STANDARD"

- Pushing a car trailer 10 metres

- Carrying a car wheel assembly 10 metres

- Running 200 metres

- Walking a five metre right-angle beam, a metre off the ground

- Jumping a 1.8 metre long jump

- Running around cones and under and over hurdles for 30 metres

- Climbing through a one metre-high window

- Climbing over a solid 1.8-metre high wall

- Dragging a body 7.5 metres

- Climbing a 2.2 metre-high wire fence.


Best of luck mate! :love:...makes me hurt just reading the bloody list :weep: (God Im unfit nowdays)

(And no performance enhancing drugs mister lol)

http://global3.memecdn.com/should-i-run-for-it_o_1126741.jpg

Tigadee
1st March 2013, 11:35
Parkour should be taught in all police academies... :laugh:

Big Dave
1st March 2013, 11:43
Scummy displays no physical sign of his fondness for distilled spirits. Bastard.

Scuba_Steve
1st March 2013, 12:03
That doesn't seem that hard in all & I'm unfit.
Think the only thing I'd have a prob with is the right-angled beam (my balance is shit :drinkup:).

MD
1st March 2013, 16:45
I did the Police fitness test when in my 30s and it sure sorted the boys from the men. The dead body drag was the hardest. I couldn't see the practical application of that when all they need to do is shoot crims and leave them where they lie?

Wingnut
1st March 2013, 17:27
"The Standard" sounds like a bloody joke! Mind you.... they wouldn't want to make it too hard for them

Road kill
1st March 2013, 17:33
Fuck me that sounds like all the skills needed to be a good burglar.

Our local cops couldn't get off their arses to drive the 15kms out of town when my place got done over so I doubt they could climb a fucking fence either.
Yet they still have their gang stand over colours,,,,the rules must only apply to real police.

Laava
1st March 2013, 17:50
I did the Police fitness test when in my 30s and it sure sorted the boys from the men. The dead body drag was the hardest. I couldn't see the practical application of that when all they need to do is shoot crims and leave them where they lie?

You may need a human shield one day and you'll be all like, Damn! Wish I had put in a bit more effort!

scumdog
1st March 2013, 17:51
But wait, there's more.

"They" are organising it so I get 28 LESS to do the PCT.

And 23 year olds get 17 seconds MORE.

Go figure.

Last time I had to run down a car thief I was naked, ran real well.

But when I did the PCT the buggers made me wear clothes & shoes - how unrealisitic!

Big Dave
1st March 2013, 19:28
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