I met Red Mermaid today

[Madness]

Was passenger in a colleagues ute today when we get pulled over by a couple of Mermaids. Mate starts puckering up because he's just picked up a hire trailer and doesn't know for sure if it's rego & wof'd.

Funnily enough I had just last week pondered on Red Mermaids KB name and had deduced the red bit must have meant he's a Gingavitis sufferer. Our friendly Law Enforcement Officer happened to be a Gingavitis sufferer so I asked him some leading questions...

We ended up driving away without offering a contribution to the Officers March KPI's, probably due to the fact we were legal as, bro.

So, Red, nice to meet you today. I'm hoping that's the only time I have to meet you professionally but once we started talking bikes I could see we clearly have at least one thing in common.

Good luck with the Tiger.

[Laava]

How can we all git a hatin' on the popo with a story like that!

[Zedder]

How can we all git a hatin' on the popo with a story like that!

They'll think of something. Maybe getting gingivitis is a side effect of writing out too many tickets for example.

[Berries]

So, Red, nice to meet you today. I'm hoping that's the only time I have to meet you professionally but once we started talking bikes I could see we clearly have at least one thing in common.
Yeah, you must be both on drugs.

[blackdog]

Oh, I have just come over all warm fuzzy like.

[nzspokes]

CSB :facepalm:

[_Shrek_]

aye they're a strange bunch, :wacko: ginga's, tassle's, honda riders etc... guess thats why they fit here on KB :corn:

[Maha]

Be truthfull Madness, it was the smell of fish that roused suspicion eh?

[Madness]

Oh, I have just come over all warm fuzzy like.

That'll be because you're a raging homo.


Yeah, you must be both on drugs.

I can't speak for the copper.


CSB :facepalm:

YFG :facepalm:

[red mermaid]

Good to meet you to as well mate, and I thought it was your younger brother driving.

Next time you can contribute to my tiger fund.

BTW an inquiry has been started by KB management as to why you were stopped and not given a ticket, cause I mean to say according to lore on here we are just about all corrupt liars just working to meet our quotas.

[_Shrek_]

BTW an inquiry has been started by KB management as to why you were stopped and not given a ticket, cause I mean to say according to lore on here we are just about all corrupt liars just working to meet our quotas.

haven't you heard that you're now taking back handers, for said tiger fund :whistle:

[Dragon]

Good to meet you to as well mate, and I thought it was your younger brother driving.

Next time you can contribute to my tiger fund.

BTW an inquiry has been started by KB management as to why you were stopped and not given a ticket, cause I mean to say according to lore on here we are just about all corrupt liars just working to meet our quotas.

I was stopped by an officer the other weekend on my way back from the wairapa and he gave me a verbal warning

Think it was because I passed the attitude test

Was fully expecting a ticket as he had me dead to rights think the fact I pulled up straight away and admited it helped

[Scouse]

. Our friendly Law Enforcement Officer happened to be a Gingavitis sufferer so I asked him some leading questions...

.Is that like Halitosis for gingas

[Akzle]

Was fully expecting a ticket as he had me dead to rights think the fact I pulled up straight away and admited it helped

yeah. like you'd've got away on a fuckin 250.

[Big Dave]

I once went out with a Mermaid.

What a figure!

36 - 22 - $8.95/Kg.

[Berries]

I was stopped by an officer the other weekend on my way back from the wairapa and he gave me a verbal warning

Think it was because I passed the attitude test

Was fully expecting a ticket as he had me dead to rights think the fact I pulled up straight away and admited it helped
Yeah, the Wairarapa is weird. Anywhere else you would get a bit more than a warning for having a gagged and bound eight year old boy in the boot of your car.


DAMHIK

[scumdog]

Red Mermaid?:eek5:

He's a bastard, kidnapped me bottle of Bundy O.P. - and you know how hard it can be to find a bottle of THAT in a small town!;)

[red mermaid]

More like in your alzheimers confused state of mind you forgot it.

[scumdog]

More like in your alzheimers confused state of mind you forgot it.

Oi!

Leave the facts out of it, OK?:D

[sugilite]

More like in your alzheimers confused state of mind you forgot it.

Speaking of alzheimers, I just noticed your location is Manawatu, I thought it was BOP. You been in the Manawatu long?

[red mermaid]

Only about 19 years.

Scummy I thought you were supposed to be winding up drongo's from your signature...Not me!

[Big Dave]

Booze! Try fining intelligent life is Scummy's home town.

[scumdog]

Booze! Try fining intelligent life is Scummy's home town.

We don't fine for intelligence.

It's mainly bozos and cretins we fine.

(You're safe Dave - for the moment!:D)

[sugilite]

Is that all lol
Hey, I see plenty of adventure bikes go past my place, have you heard of the rising sun? It's at the top of my valley. One gets to it via DVKE, Webber Rd, Waitahora Rd, turn left at end of that, and on up past a limestone quarry, and over the rising sun, down past the Waihi falls road and back onto Webber road. Amazing gravel roads starting from about 16 km's in on Waitahora Rd....

[Big Dave]

fine.

\)

Luls.

That is what Ed Byrne would find ironic.

[red mermaid]

I've been out Weber and Herbertville a few times and even to Pongaroa, but never been along the Waitahora Road.



Is that all lol
Hey, I see plenty of adventure bikes go past my place, have you heard of the rising sun? It's at the top of my valley. One gets to it via DVKE, Webber Rd, Waitahora Rd, turn left at end of that, and on up past a limestone quarry, and over the rising sun, down past the Waihi falls road and back onto Webber road. Amazing gravel roads starting from about 16 km's in on Waitahora Rd....

[sugilite]

I've been out Weber and Herbertville a few times and even to Pongaroa, but never been along the Waitahora Road.

I highly recommend it if you like a good gravel road. The scenery with limestone formations and stunning views from the top of the valley are great too. The gravel starts about 16 odd km's in waitahora Road, just past where I live. Reckon your DL would be the ducks guts on that ride. I'm thinking about getting a adventure style bike when I replace my current road bike. Feel free to PM me should you want more specific directions for the overall loop back around to Webber road.

[banditrider]

I highly recommend it if you like a good gravel road. The scenery with limestone formations and stunning views from the top of the valley are great too. The gravel starts about 16 odd km's in waitahora Road, just past where I live. Reckon your DL would be the ducks guts on that ride. I'm thinking about getting a adventure style bike when I replace my current road bike. Feel free to PM me should you want more specific directions for the overall loop back around to Webber road.

My DL has done it a number of times - it's a great pootle. Good views in clear weather (been up there in fog and rain twice).

[sugilite]

Yeah, it rocks! I've done it many times on my KX500 for Motard training, yeee haaa! :cool: