Must. Not. Laugh. [Archive] - Kiwi Biker forums

Mom

12th March 2013, 17:20

But I failed, miserably and completely :lol:

Went to the stupidmarket on the way home from work, followed a homemade mini camper van into the under store carpark. Well, I tried to. It failed the max-headroom test :doh: but still continued to attempt to enter the carpark :facepalm:

The roof is raked so it only gets taller towards the back. You would have thunk at the first horrendous sound of impending doom :shit: they would have stopped, specially given bits of the mesh type roller door, and chunks of fiberglass were falling down around them, but NO.

Just kept on attempting to enter despite the carnage. Eventually are unable to go any further, so the driver hops out to investigate. :clap:

At this stage I backed up and went in through the out door and headed up to the shop. Picked up what I needed to and headed back down.

Van is till firmly wedged under the roller door, but now there are lots of "advisors" helping the hapless driver.

I stopped and suggested they take all the air out of the tyres and back out ( there is a service station complete with air) about 20 metres for the entrance. I wonder if they are still there.

Wish I had a camera with me, worth pure gold :killingme

Great end to my day, not so wonderful for them.

Laava

12th March 2013, 17:24

Wish I had a camera with me, worth pure gold :killingme.

You coulda drawed a pitcha!

ducatilover

12th March 2013, 17:25

:cool: I love people like that

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Grizzo

12th March 2013, 17:50

Good shit, I fuckin hate campervans!

Maha

12th March 2013, 17:50

Isaw a similar thing happen at the other S/Market (yes there are two here)...the aircon on the roof was firmly lodged under a concrete beam....:killingme

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Laava

12th March 2013, 17:55

The railway overbridge in Rust Ave Whangarei has claimed a few trucks in it,s time too despite warning lights etc!

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Mushu

12th March 2013, 18:07

I'd have stopped, got off my bike, took off my gloves and helmet walked right up to the driver and laughed my ass off right in his face.
It's amazing how stupid some motorists are

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Mom

12th March 2013, 18:29

Years ago we rented a camper van, I actually had bad dreams about Max-headroom and the damage he could do ::scratch:

This simply went from bad to even funnier the more he tried to drive IN to the carpark :banana:

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Karl08

12th March 2013, 18:48

I love the fact he kept going...I almost admire his pigheadedness

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sidecar bob

12th March 2013, 18:56

I love the fact he kept going...I almost admire his pigheadedness

Yes, im not entirely sure the driver was hapless, for he was neither luckless nor unfortunate.

banditrider

12th March 2013, 18:58

Mom

12th March 2013, 20:22

This reminds me of a day when I watched a lady back her Surf out of a supermarket park:

She somehow got it all wrong and hit the side of the car next to her. She must have heard something as she got out and walked around to investigate, had a quick look, got back in the wagon, slammed it into reverse and backed out tearing the bumper off the other car...not sure what the owner of the car felt about things...

:rofl:

Reminds me of the day I saw a "society matron" in a very superior Jag of modern age, back out of a park and gouge the side of the toyota average, with a car seat attached in the back, next to her. She also stopped and got out to survey the damage she had done, observed it and drove off! Cnut! Lucky for her I had her rego etc, and left those details, along with mine on toyota average windshield. Turned out that was not the only vehicle said matron dented that day :innocent:

Mom

12th March 2013, 20:27

You coulda drawed a pitcha!

Pitcha? OK, hold yur think. Math was my cld hve dun bettr subject at skool, thus shud be eesy as bro...

328FTW

12th March 2013, 21:10

The other day I was in a warehouse carpark. They had a separate area with a big 4 inch galv pipe divider set in the ground. So I park in that next to the pole and go shopping.

Come out a few minutes later there is an asian woman with a kid standing up with no belt on in the back; she tears into the carpark. She then swings for the space next to the pipe on the other side to me, completely misses by a metric mile and rips the right hand side off her car. I mean completely broke the bumper, tore the headlight right out, pushed the guard under the bonnet, kinked the bonnet and stopped when it got to the right hand wheel now firmly embedded in it.

Took pause for about 30 seconds at how in a carpark she had managed to plow that far into the pole by just not braking, not letting off, just swinging in and assholing the pole. I walked up to my bike, started it, sat on it and kinda looked over at her shaking my head then drove off. Moron would of destroyed my bike if the pole wasn't there. This is a 4 inch shiny pipe that sticks up that is pretty easy to spot, asian woman without the kid strapped down, could hardly speak english from the words I heard her utter. Some people are just real winners at driving.

hayd3n

12th March 2013, 23:20

haha lol reminds me of the time ..... um it doesn't remind me of much actually

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cc rider

13th March 2013, 00:19

Wish I had a camera with me, worth pure gold :killingmeShoulda asked to borrow his :killingme

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yeah like you lot ain't all naked on KB too :shifty:

Mushu

13th March 2013, 01:37

Shoulda asked to borrow his :killingme

Sent from new old laptop while butt naked on bed... is 30deg at 11.15pm :sweatdrop

yeah like you lot ain't all naked on KB too :shifty:

You're in Australia?

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Monkfish

13th March 2013, 09:19

Wish I had a camera with me, worth pure gold :killingme

Phone? got one of these new-fangeled mobile devices, some of them have camera's in them :bleh:

Mom

13th March 2013, 09:24

Phone? got one of these new-fangeled mobile devices, some of them have camera's in them :bleh:

I am old lady, this modern technology is too hard for me :lol: Seriously though, I cant read the screen on my phone without my glasses so cant actually take and save a pic as only use glasses for reading and dont wear them at the shops :pinch:

oneofsix

13th March 2013, 09:32

I am old lady, this modern technology is too hard for me :lol: Seriously though, I cant read the screen on my phone without my glasses so cant actually take and save a pic as only use glasses for reading and dont wear them at the shops :pinch:

:laugh: I hear ya. Playing tagorama helps, you getto know what buttons to push in what order - draw back; what with screen glare etc you don't realise what a shyte picture you took until you go to post them. :lol:

Banditbandit

13th March 2013, 09:36

Sent from new old laptop while butt naked on bed... is 30deg at 11.15pm :sweatdrop

yeah like you lot ain't all naked on KB too :shifty:

Pix Pix - or it didn't happen .. (Naaa .. I want pix .. just please keep an old man happy ...)

speights_bud

13th March 2013, 11:19

Hack the security footage :clap:

Edbear

13th March 2013, 11:30

Shoulda asked to borrow his :killingme

Sent from new old laptop while butt naked on bed... is 30deg at 11.15pm :sweatdrop

yeah like you lot ain't all naked on KB too :shifty:

You do realise this is KB and what those comments will do..? Oh, wait...

Virago

13th March 2013, 12:22

Hack the security footage :clap:

Ah, I miss the old days when I was a senior moderator - being able to remotely turn on people's web-cams was awesome...

Mushu

13th March 2013, 13:23

Ah, I miss the old days when I was a senior moderator - being able to remotely turn on people's web-cams was awesome...

If you turned mine on, believe me I'd know, track your ip and you'd have the pigs at your house promptly 6 months after I call them and give them all the info they need.

Although I don't see how being senior mod would allow you to do it. Good luck finding an open port on my computer anyway (even if it were connected to the internet.)

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Mom

13th March 2013, 13:52

Oh how I am lolling now...

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Laava

13th March 2013, 15:49

If you turned mine on, believe me I'd know, track your ip and you'd have the pigs at your house promptly 6 months after I call them and give them all the info they need.

Although I don't see how being senior mod would allow you to do it. Good luck finding an open port on my computer anyway (even if it were connected to the internet.)

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I don,t think Virago was talking to or about you precious!
It,s not all about you, you know!

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Virago

13th March 2013, 15:54

If you turned mine on, believe me I'd know, track your ip and you'd have the pigs at your house promptly 6 months after I call them and give them all the info they need.

Although I don't see how being senior mod would allow you to do it. Good luck finding an open port on my computer anyway (even if it were connected to the internet.)

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Why on earth would I want to look at you - do you think I'm gay or something?

Mind you, you should see what Edbear gets up to when he thinks no-one is watching...:lol:

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Road kill

13th March 2013, 17:16

Mushu

13th March 2013, 18:13

Why on earth would I want to look at you - do you think I'm gay or something? Yes, I think you're gay, your name is Virago after all

Mind you, you should see what Edbear gets up to when he thinks no-one is watching...:lol:

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You're the one that said you'd do it, and with access to ip's and the lack of security on the average computer it isn't too hard, you wouldn't want to do it to me and you couldn't anyway (no internet on the pc and I don't know where my webcam is)

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Kickaha

13th March 2013, 18:19

You're the one that said you'd do it

And you're the one who was dumb enough to believe him :lol:

He can barely find the on switch

Virago

13th March 2013, 19:08

You're the one that said you'd do it, and with access to ip's and the lack of security on the average computer it isn't too hard, you wouldn't want to do it to me and you couldn't anyway (no internet on the pc and I don't know where my webcam is)

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You should hack mine, eh? I've got awesome moobies.

Sent from my sweaty cleavage.

Maha

13th March 2013, 19:11

You're the one that said you'd do it, and with access to ip's and the lack of security on the average computer it isn't too hard, you wouldn't want to do it to me and you couldn't anyway (no internet on the pc and I don't know where my webcam is)

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Do you have a sister called Akzel?

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haydes55

13th March 2013, 19:50

I have nothing to add to this thread but I really want to send a message.

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Mushu

13th March 2013, 22:09

Do you have a sister called Akzel?

Sent from a water tight caravan

Was only half serious, I used to mess with my flatmates computer all the time but that was easy cos I was able to sneak onto his computer and set myself up as windows support giving me the ability to completely take over his computer, he thought he had some crazy virus, it was hilarious

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cc rider

13th March 2013, 23:06

You're in Australia?More on then in

Pix Pix - or it didn't happen .. (Naaa .. I want pix .. just please keep an old man happy ...)Pix send via your naughty lil imagination :spanking:

You do realise this is KB and what those comments will do..? Oh, wait...
Rhetorical indeed

Ah, I miss the old days when I was a senior moderator - being able to remotely turn on people's web-cams was awesome...The stuffed rabbit thing you may or may not have seen, was not what it seemed :innocent:

Oh how I am lolling now...

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Sent from Elle McPherson using telepathy as everything else is busy IYKWIM!Much echo feedback there? :blink:

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