We have new neighbours

[awa355]

Turned into our street after walking the dog. Saw a black sw pulling into the empty rental house next door. One mag wheel on the back, one orange spacesaver on the front. A cigarette being flicked out the window. Thought 'FFS' sure enough, They had a screaming domestic outside the back door even before all the furniture was moved in, Sounded like a couple of biff bams finished that.

This morning, monkey music blasting out the windows, two toddlers screaming and fighting, the 'thing' screaming obsenities at them.

I was going to trim the hedge right back next monday. I think I'll just trim up my side and leave the top growing.

Should I go and introduce myself? or just burn their house down?

[imdying]

No need to burn them yet, too much fun to be had with the community constable and CYFs to want to go off half cocked! :banana:

[Tigadee]

Video all the 'colourful' bits and present them to CYFs when they come round for evidence...

[HenryDorsetCase]

they wont be there long, they will fail to pay the rent or have to flit from creditors.

Protip: Buy the damn house so you have some control over who lives there.

[ducatilover]

Invite them in for a gas shower


Sent from my secret bunker using English

[awa355]

Wife just told me, I'm prejudging them, I should give them time, Told her she's right, I'll give em till 3oclock this arvo, then I ph cfyps, the drug squad, WINZ, before razing the house. :mad:

[HenryDorsetCase]

64tOb0IqWZo

......with a friendly wave each morning....

[avgas]

T A Bro, T.A. for life

[slofox]

Should I go and introduce myself? or just burn their house down?

The latter. Make sure they are at home first.

[Laava]

Wife just told me, I'm prejudging them, I should give them time, Told her she's right, I'll give em till 3oclock this arvo, then I ph cfyps, the drug squad, WINZ, before razing the house. :mad:

You, my friend, have the patience of a saint.:lol:

[\m/]

Be sure to mix some oil or grease into your molotov cocktails so that it sticks instead of running off.

[Banditbandit]

ANd from the other side ..

We just moved into a new place in Te Awamutu ... the next door neighbour is a pain in the arse - he was out walking his dog when we arrived - the first thing he did was frown at us.

his wife looks nice ... but he peers through the hedge and looks disapproving ... I'm sure he's a nark and is going to try to make trouble for us.

Should I burn his house down or go and introduce myself?

PS. The hedge is messy and high. I'll have to cut it back in a few days.

[Maha]

Similar situation where I lived in Rotorua years ago, two flats next door owned by WINZ and the fuckers in the rear unit would party all the time, theres only so much Marley/Tosh music one can take, they would piss up against the wire fence which was 1mt from our house, blokes would bash the women folk, the smell of drug most days etc. I called the cops one night when things got out of hand, one big fucker was drunk and standing on the porch of the house behind me, I went out and asked ''what the fuck he was doing there''?...looking for a ball apparently..:tugger: told him to leave as the cops were on there way..he went back to the party next door and got a hua of a hiding from 2-3 other blokes as he walked up the driveway..turns out, he had smacked over female behind the shed, cops were there in three minutes max, and a ambo soon after.

One older chap two doors down bought the flats off WINZ soon and kicked them out. Put in decent tennants.

[Akzle]

i bet they're white. damn white folk causing all these social disturbances.

but they're part of your society, so you should be phoning the government to see what help you can get for them...

[awa355]

ANd from the other side ..

We just moved into a new place in Te Awamutu ... the next door neighbour is a pain in the arse - he was out walking his dog when we arrived - the first thing he did was frown at us.

his wife looks nive ... but he peers through the hedge and looks disapproving ... I'm sure he's a nark and is going to try to make trouble for us.

Should I burn his house down or go and introduce myself?.


You eyeing up my wife?? you sicko, :( At least I only get chased away from the local school. Which one of the snivelling brats is yours?:banana: I take it, the other one belongs to ya brother.

[clonak]

Heh, I was once 'those neighbours'. Moved into a house, next day had a neighbour 'introduce' her self, when she heard the band practising. With in 3 months 3 nieghbours had moved, another nieghbour came over and informed us "I am mowing your lawns, you will pay me $30 each time." save me the hassle of wading through the jungle to get to the letter box, only paid him half the time. Counsel routinely made trips to the street to ticket the unwarranted cars we had parked up and down the street. Counsel came around one day because vegan dykes next door narked on us skinning sheep in the back yard. Never once herd from the landlord, except when the counsel sent him a letter demanding the section be cleaned up or face prosicution.
Oh the joys of the teenage/early twenties years. Of course Iv sobered up and am a responsible citizen now. :lol:

[nzmikey]

Video all the 'colourful' bits and present them to KB so we can all have a laugh

FTFY:cool:

[puddytat]

There is an old saying..."You cant chose your neighbours"
With that in mind, when the adjoining block came up for sale from where our water supply originates it was a no brainer to buy it. Thanks to Dear old Grand Ma who'd dropped off the perch a few months previously & had left us the required money to purchase it.
The last thing we wanted was a gun toting redneck mofo buying it.We're all gun toting conservationists 'round here.
The thing is, lower I.Q types are prevalent & are not bound by colour or race....& over the years we have found that it didnt matter how nicely you try to talk to redneck mofos or dipshit subhumans to sort out points of potential conflict, they all throw their toys out of the cot at the first hint of you trying to reason with them...& the abuse follows.

[FJRider]

Phone the police and tell them you saw a rifle being waved around inside their house. Then set up the video camera and wait for it all to unfold ... (10 minutes tops I reckon)

[mashman]

:crybaby: is his missus hot?

[scumdog]

Turned into our street after walking the dog. Saw a black sw pulling into the empty rental house next door. One mag wheel on the back, one orange spacesaver on the front. A cigarette being flicked out the window. Thought 'FFS' sure enough, They had a screaming domestic outside the back door even before all the furniture was moved in, Sounded like a couple of biff bams finished that.

This morning, monkey music blasting out the windows, two toddlers screaming and fighting, the 'thing' screaming obsenities at them.

?

Sound very much like some of my 'clients'...:(

[Karl08]

change the name of your wireless connection to "CIB Surveillance Alpha 2"

[awa355]

:crybaby: is his missus hot?

She's a big mare. Think I might give that one a miss.

[sidecar bob]

we have found that it didnt matter how nicely you try to talk to redneck mofos or dipshit subhumans to sort out points of potential conflict, they all throw their toys out of the cot at the first hint of you trying to reason with them...& the abuse follows.

Fuckin tell me about it. Usually caused by excessive cannabis consumption in my experience.
Having said that, ive found that if you spend enough on a house, drug fucked morons cant afford to live next door.

[Smifffy]

I wondered where those fuckers moved out to. Not that I care, but I did wonder.

Oh wait.


My neighbours are still here. Bugger.

[oneofsix]

Fuckin tell me about it. Usually caused by excessive cannabis consumption in my experience.
Having said that, ive found that if you spend enough on a house, drug fucked morons cant afford to live next door.

Nah, you get stuck up fucking morons that try to know what everyone else is doing and get upset about it instead. Unlike dope heads you don't get to report them to the police or anyone.

[328FTW]

I deal with WINZ tenants sometimes. They really do not give a shit, one set sold the oven in their flat, wrote "FUCK YOU" all over the walls, cockroaches everywhere and had torn the linings off the shower area. There have been a couple sets push things too far and you'd be amazed how many big blokes you can get to help fix things for a couple rounds of drinks at the local bar; equally amazing is what winz can't sort out given a lifetime takes 3 minutes with said help.

It's also satisfying to set their shit on fire just in case you would seriously consider it, speak from experience.

[Madness]

change the name of your wireless connection to "CIB Surveillance Alpha 2"

You seriously think these people use the internet, let alone lawfully own a wifi capable device?


Is his missus hot?

It's been fucking hot in the Waikato lately, even the really shabby ones are hot.


Usually caused by excessive cannabis consumption in my experience.

You must be mistaken, there is no such thing.

[mashman]

She's a big mare. Think I might give that one a miss.

Well at least you'll know what them funny noises at 2am will be. With any luck your mind will switch to her trying to climb out of bed to go the lav and not being mounted.

[mashman]

It's been fucking hot in the Waikato lately, even the really shabby ones are hot.

You're a little hard up then :innocent:

[Madness]

You're a little hard up then :innocent:

I may as well be married, if you know what I mean.

[awa355]

You seriously think these people use the internet, let alone lawfully own a wifi capable device?.



I dont doubt that winz wouldn't cough up for their internet. They probably qualify as they'll need it for job seeking. :niceone:

[ducatilover]

I may as well be married, if you know what I mean.

That must mean you're a happy heterosexual male.

Sent from the lap of Jesus

[Road kill]

I deal with WINZ tenants sometimes. They really do not give a shit, one set sold the oven in their flat, wrote "FUCK YOU" all over the walls, cockroaches everywhere and had torn the linings off the shower area. There have been a couple sets push things too far and you'd be amazed how many big blokes you can get to help fix things for a couple rounds of drinks at the local bar; equally amazing is what winz can't sort out given a lifetime takes 3 minutes with said help.

It's also satisfying to set their shit on fire just in case you would seriously consider it, speak from experience.

Most of our tenants have been pretty good but we did have one lot that put up a glass house in the back yard an then couldn't work out why they got busted after we'd already told them family would be doing a drive by about once a month.
Then there were the ones that got in a small digger and buried a couch an six months of house hold rubbish in the back yard but burst the sewer main in the process and ended up with a bill for $9000 from the local council.
Something we were told by the housing management outfit we use when we first decided to rent it out was "Don't talk to them,don't make friends with them,and give them absolutely fucking nothing because apart from the stress that's exactly what their going to give you.
I thought they were being a bit harsh,,,,,,,at the time.:rolleyes:

[Usarka]

Most of our tenants have been pretty good but we did have one lot that put up a glass house in the back yard an then couldn't work out why they got busted after we'd already told them family would be doing a drive by about once a month.

How did you drive past the back yard?

[hayd3n]

my neighbours have a trike, he rides in tshirt and shorts , and sunglasses (winner)

[mashman]

How did you drive past the back yard?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8d/Batman_%28truck%29.jpg/238px-Batman_%28truck%29.jpg

[mhm]

feel for ya mate.we got the same next door to us,mother with 2 kids to diff dads,3rd on the way again to another,always hear fighting,kids always getting yelled at,not feed etc. 1 weekend they decided to party up from fri night through to sun morning strait.we tried all the normal avenues like noise control etc and nothing happened but getting more abuse yelled at us. i let rip at them verbally in the early hours of sun morning whilst they were still at it.got bottles thrown at me etc. cops did nothing till the mrs called back and said "my husband cant take any more of this,please come now or hes about to head outside with a gun" and hey presto cops were on the scene and the party was shut down.............the sadest part.we law abiding citezens have to drop to their level of Neanderthalism to get anywhere which is just plain wrong

[awa355]

This is their 2nd night in the house and the music is booming out of the garage. Must be having a practice for the weekend :rolleyes:

[huff3r]

This is their 2nd night in the house and the music is booming out of the garage. Must be having a practice for the weekend :rolleyes:

When you are on the benefit, everyday is the weekend! :drinkup:

[328FTW]

Most of our tenants have been pretty good but we did have one lot that put up a glass house in the back yard an then couldn't work out why they got busted after we'd already told them family would be doing a drive by about once a month.
Then there were the ones that got in a small digger and buried a couch an six months of house hold rubbish in the back yard but burst the sewer main in the process and ended up with a bill for $9000 from the local council.
Something we were told by the housing management outfit we use when we first decided to rent it out was "Don't talk to them,don't make friends with them,and give them absolutely fucking nothing because apart from the stress that's exactly what their going to give you.
I thought they were being a bit harsh,,,,,,,at the time.:rolleyes:

Indian and somalian imports in the mix, they really are as bad as all the stereotypes if not worse.

[awa355]

The neighbours get a repreive for two days. I leave in an hours time to ride my scooter down to Wanganui for the W to Taupo child cancer scooter ride tomorrow. The wife will go and introduce herself to them today. Her diplomacy is a bit more tactful than mine.

[sidecar bob]

Nah, you get stuck up fucking morons that try to know what everyone else is doing and get upset about it instead. Unlike dope heads you don't get to report them to the police or anyone.

Clearly someone that has decided through no personal expierence that must be what happens when you live in a reasonable neighbourhood.
Because there are only nosey stuck up pepole & drug fucked morons in the world. Absolutely nothing in between.

[oneofsix]

Clearly someone that has decided through no personal expierence that must be what happens when you live in a reasonable neighbourhood.
Because there are only nosey stuck up pepole & drug fucked morons in the world. Absolutely nothing in between.

Where do you think the busy body do gooders come from?

[nodrog]

Flop your cock out.

[oneofsix]

Flop your cock out.

Not allowed roosters in our area. :scratch:

:corn:

[sidecar bob]

Where do you think the busy body do gooders come from?

I honestly have absolutely no idea. But im perplexed by the notion that if one works hard enough & smart enough to afford a decent house in a decent area, it somehow also makes them & all their neighbours nosey busy bodys.

[sidecar bob]

Not allowed roosters in our area. :scratch:

:corn:

What about loud sex?

[oneofsix]

What about loud sex?

Very tempting but the kids get up set. They don't like to think of their 'olds doing it' never mind hear it :lol:

[nodrog]

Very tempting but the kids get up set. They don't like to think of their 'olds doing it' never mind hear it :lol:

Young kids are spoil sports when it comes to their parents having sex, always ruining it by saying things like "get off me dad, you're squashing my smokes".

[imdying]

ANd from the other side ..

We just moved into a new place in Te Awamutu ... the next door neighbour is a pain in the arse - he was out walking his dog when we arrived - the first thing he did was frown at us.

*scream at wife*

his wife looks nice ... but he peers through the hedge and looks disapproving ... I'm sure he's a nark and is going to try to make trouble for us.

*belt wife in the face*

Should I burn his house down or go and introduce myself?

PS. The hedge is messy and high. I'll have to cut it back in a few days.
Fixed that for you.

[ducatilover]

I love living rural. It's quiet, close enough to town etc etc fuck living in town.

Only neighbors we have are trees and animals. Animals love the D.


Sent from my seedy garage using knives and sheep skulls.

[sidecar bob]

I love living rural. It's quiet, close enough to town etc etc fuck living in town.

Only neighbors we have are trees and animals. Animals love the D.


Sent from my seedy garage using knives and sheep skulls.

The problem we have with that around these parts is youre usually between two Kiwifruit orchards & up the road from a packhouse or two.
So if you arent getting poisoned by spray, youre getting woken up at 5am by the packers going to work, or getting your place knocked off by pruners.

[ducatilover]

The problem we have with that around these parts is youre usually between two Kiwifruit orchards & up the road from a packhouse or two.
So if you arent getting poisoned by spray, youre getting woken up at 5am by the packers going to work, or getting your place knocked off by pruners.

I'm one of those fuckers at 5am when I'm up that way :lol: Actually, we start at 5am.
Down here is nice though, fuck all work/money unless you pull cow tits but no scungy neighbors.

[scumdog]

Where do you think the busy body do gooders come from?

Who cares?

Rather have them than screamin, drug sellin' stereo blarin' drug-addled, domestic fightin' lazy-arsed lay-abouts whose income is from burglaries and the benefit of some sort...:angry:

[Road kill]

How did you drive past the back yard?

By driving past the front yard an looking down the drive.

Your not related to those clowns are you ?:rolleyes:

[Swoop]

You can have a shit-load of entertainment with lasers.

The higher the intensity/power the better.

[Kickaha]

Flop your cock out.

That seems to be your answer to everything

[Usarka]

By driving past the front yard an looking down the drive.

Your not related to those clowns are you ?:rolleyes:

So their pot was growing in view of the road....and it took the landlord driving past before anyone reported/stole it? Sure.

[300weatherby]

We have a new neighbour, might be the odd interesting conversation......

Me: redneck and anti immigration, pro savage actual "even the score" punishment for crims, workin on sometimes noisey racebikes in the shared drive..... being visited by people on a variety of noisy motorbikes

Her: Matronly High Court Judge............:eek:

[Smifffy]

We have a new neighbour, might be the odd interesting conversation......

Me: redneck and anti immigration, pro savage actual "even the score" punishment for crims, workin on sometimes noisey racebikes in the shared drive..... being visited by people on a variety of noisy motorbikes

Her: Matronly High Court Judge............:eek:

In which case, you probably have more chance of influencing the judiciary than parliament does. More interesting conversations!!

[Zedder]

Who cares?

Rather have them than screamin, drug sellin' stereo blarin' drug-addled, domestic fightin' lazy-arsed lay-abouts whose income is from burglaries and the benefit of some sort...:angry:

And those are probably just the kids ffs!

[Road kill]

So their pot was growing in view of the road....and it took the landlord driving past before anyone reported/stole it? Sure.

Yep and the property managers had even done a property inspection one month before.

That's why we have family do a drive by now an then.

In answer to your next stupid question "we live in Auckland but our house is in Tokoroa so we rely on family to help keep an eye on it as well as the useless property managers that "somehow" missed a small glass house full of weed.

In the mean time,,,fuck off you thick cunt.:tugger:

[Road kill]

We have a new neighbour, might be the odd interesting conversation......

Me: redneck and anti immigration, pro savage actual "even the score" punishment for crims, workin on sometimes noisey racebikes in the shared drive..... being visited by people on a variety of noisy motorbikes

Her: Matronly High Court Judge............:eek:

Rooting for you dude,,but I bet she wins.:msn-wink:

[Usarka]

Yep and the property managers had even done a property inspection one month before.

That's why we have family do a drive by now an then.

In answer to your next stupid question "we live in Auckland but our house is in Tokoroa so we rely on family to help keep an eye on it as well as the useless property managers that "somehow" missed a small glass house full of weed.

In the mean time,,,fuck off you thick cunt.:tugger:

A glass house full of weed visible from the road in Tokoroa? No chance.

Go on, admit it - by "drive by" you mean enter the section and nosey around. Which happens to be illegal you hypocrite.

[300weatherby]

Rooting for you dude,,but I bet she wins.:msn-wink:

We is off to a good start:whistle:, my 44 kilo German Shepherd told her off for walking across for walking across to the mail box on the shared forecourt (his forecourt as far as he is concerned.......)

[imdying]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/8443644/Fight-staged-to-ward-off-would-be-tenants

Wonder if it worked got them :laugh:

[george formby]

Heh. We just rented a house out & moved into a new one. New neighbours fit the stereotype to a T. Shite everywhere, enjoy their grog, skinny Pit Bull on a chain etc.
Since we moved in not a squeak from next door, serene would describe it. Even the chain dog is a sweety. Slipped the chain a couple of times & wandered over for a feed. Scary lookin fooker but soft as clarts, just wants a cuddle.

Meanwhile, I've hooked the stereo up.... our dog has gone rampaging & I'm on the power tools every waking second, competing with the stereo.

They must hate us already.

Just wait until I start working on the bikes!!!

[awa355]

A router is about the loudest power tool for combatting a stereo. Since I've gotten back from my weekend charity ride, the drongos next door seemed to settled a bit.

The wife went over and met the solo mother. Seems one partner left the day after they moved in. The next boyfriend was in place two days later. Still a bit of noise, but at least it's mostly laughter and the kids playing, so I'll leave off torching the place for a week or so.:sweatdrop.

[Mom]

the sadest part.we law abiding citezens have to drop to their level of Neanderthalism to get anywhere which is just plain wrong

No we dont. We just take ownership of our neighbourhood. Contact the owner/property manager and complain each and everytime these people are making noise that interferes with the peaceful enjoyment of your property. This extends to noise control, dog control and any other authority that has a jurisdiction regarding that property.


This is their 2nd night in the house and the music is booming out of the garage. Must be having a practice for the weekend :rolleyes:

If it beyond reasonable, see above, bleating on here will get you nowhere.


Who cares?

I agree! I dialled 111 one night after hearing blood curdling screams from a female, they went on and on and on. I thought someone was being killed at the least. This was early night too. Then the screams stopped (someone dead for sure). Cops rolled up and a young fella came out and met the car and talked in the window of the cop car. I went down at the same time. I hung back a bit as I was not interested in engaging with said youngster. He turned back up his driveway and I went and talked to the cops. I identified myself as the person that called in, and that the screams had stopped...

Talk about action then...

Apparently it was a drunken female screaming because the drunken yoffs with her were being stupid...

I have no idea what plod said to the youngsters at the house, but we never heard a peep out of them again :clap:

Never, ever, ignore that kind of thing is my motto.


Heh. Meanwhile, I've hooked the stereo up.... our dog has gone rampaging & I'm on the power tools every waking second, competing with the stereo.

They must hate us already.

Just wait until I start working on the bikes!!!

OMG! I have been to yours, I pity your friggen neighbours for sure :rofl:

[Teflon]

Cerwins and a good power amp will sort them out..

[DEATH_INC.]

Contact the owner/property manager and complain each and everytime these people are making noise that interferes with the peaceful enjoyment of your property. This extends to noise control, dog control and any other authority that has a jurisdiction regarding that property.

Yep, this works, had some shitty neighbors (in fact...sounds like you may have them now) and I got a mate who works for the council to find the property owner for me. 2-3 weeks later they were gone.

[Smifffy]

Yep, this works, had some shitty neighbors (in fact...sounds like you may have them now) and I got a mate who works for the council to find the property owner for me. 2-3 weeks later they were gone.

That landlord was lucky. Apparently they have rights, and even if they are causing damage the landlord is legally obliged to give 90 days notice. DAMHIK.

[Mom]

That landlord was lucky. Apparently they have rights, and even if they are causing damage the landlord is legally obliged to give 90 days notice. DAMHIK.

Not if I am Property Manager, 10 breach notice for noise served, appointment made for mediation at tenancy tribunal. Noise continues, mediation does not work, application to terminate tenancy made. Wait the lead time maybe a week, then BANG! Tenancy terminated, and notice to evict issued. They usually go before you have to get too serious, though I have had to get Plod and bailiffs involved before.

Fuck em!

[HenryDorsetCase]

Not if I am Property Manager, 10 breach notice for noise served, appointment made for mediation at tenancy tribunal. Noise continues, mediation does not work, application to terminate tenancy made. Wait the lead time maybe a week, then BANG! Tenancy terminated, and notice to evict issued. They usually go before you have to get too serious, though I have had to get Plod and bailiffs involved before.

Fuck em!

excellent.

Most property managers I have dealt with have no balls at all. anything for an easy life. They dont get that they are dealing with someone elses asset worth between $250k - $500k.

[Banditbandit]

A router is about the loudest power tool for combatting a stereo.

Naaa .. a metal cutting saw is better .. get out there with one of these and cut up corrigated iron ... (wear eaf muffs)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmVNIIkqCBU