Best tardme ad for a bike, ever! [Archive]

Dangsta

15th March 2013, 20:24

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-570572621.htm

Saw the above ad today on TM. This guy has balls of steel mixed with the writing talent of a modern day Shakespeare.

Seriously though, I lol'd

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Robbo

15th March 2013, 21:18

That is one well scripted advertisement with a great touch of humour. It's a good way to get your attention alright.
I'm sure he will find a buyer or two. :niceone:

Asher

15th March 2013, 21:18

Im 99% sure thats bosslady

Katman

15th March 2013, 21:24

Im 99% sure thats bosslady

Nah, hers is a different year.

Robbo

15th March 2013, 21:26

Nah, her's is a different year.

And there's no tits on that rider in the pic either. :msn-wink:

Katman

15th March 2013, 21:28

And there's no tits on that rider in the pic either. :msn-wink:

Way to kill a joke dead.

Asher

15th March 2013, 21:30

Nah, hers is a different year.

The fact that you either know a lot about her bike or that you bothered to check has made me a little suspicious.....

Does someone 'like like' someone else? :devil2:

Smifffy

15th March 2013, 21:48

The fact that you either know a lot about her bike or that you bothered to check has made me a little suspicious.....

Does someone 'like like' someone else? :devil2:

FFS she posts often enough, and some people do take an interest in the bikes others ride. Unfortunately some people can't accept that we are all bikers and enjoy a bit of biker banter without getting hung up on the fact that some of us have boobs.

Ooooh boobs.

booobs. boobs. boobies. Breastses. oooooh

Sorry. As you were.

FJRider

16th March 2013, 04:21

The fact that you either know a lot about her bike or that you bothered to check has made me a little suspicious.....

As is usual for somebody in the motorcycle industry ... he will have more interest in the bikes people ride ... than the people that ride them.

Coldrider

16th March 2013, 15:40

Im 99% sure thats bossladySTOP killing others fantasies ;)

Sent from my warrior keyboard

FJRider

16th March 2013, 16:47

Ooooh boobs.

booobs. boobs. boobies. Breastses. oooooh

Sorry. As you were.

While it is true ... some members DO have boob's ... and some are bigger than others.

Sometimes even ... the female members have boob's too.

Berries

16th March 2013, 16:55

Still just a GN250 though isn't it.

bosslady

17th March 2013, 07:56

My ears were burning...

leathel

17th March 2013, 08:56

That would have to be one of the most linked adds selling bikes atm...... But its still only a GN250... I doubt I would get one even for my Daughter :lol:

Grashopper

17th March 2013, 11:48

But its still only a GN250... I doubt I would get one even for my Daughter :lol:

But just in case you get her that one, don't tell her that some guy sat on it half-naked ;)

paturoa

17th March 2013, 15:30

Shame we can't post questions on the add. That would be fun.

Road kill

17th March 2013, 16:14

But just in case you get her that one, don't tell her that some guy sat on it half-naked ;)

Just show her the pic's a week later.:lol:

arcane12

18th March 2013, 10:51

I am sure the future owner is just happy he wore something. Though what he is willing to show in pictures could mean more has been done that is undocumented...

SILVER SUZI

18th March 2013, 11:36

............................... :sick:!

Banditbandit

19th March 2013, 11:49

How about this one .. will the bike run inverted?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-570850742.htm

Monkfish

19th March 2013, 12:19

leathel

19th March 2013, 12:36

84,852 page views and counting!

that is a feckload for little old NZ

Still for sale the last time I looked.... so with that many views his add would seam to be fun to look at for a laugh but not to buy ....

Monkfish

19th March 2013, 14:01

Still for sale the last time I looked.... so with that many views his add would seam to be fun to look at for a laugh but not to buy ....

It is a 30 year old bike, and Ginny's are a dime a dozen.

bosslady

19th March 2013, 14:11

It is a 30 year old bike, and Ginny's are a dime a dozen.

Not my one. It's special. Just like me.

Monkfish

19th March 2013, 14:36

Not my one. It's special. Just like me.

Did'nt realize your ginny preferred to lick windows :lol:

bosslady

19th March 2013, 14:40

Did'nt realize your ginny preferred to lick windows :lol:

I said special, not SPWESHIL :clap:. You're SO rude.

:lol:

Smifffy

19th March 2013, 20:35

84,852 page views and counting!

that is a feckload for little old NZ

Maybe DB took it international....

Grashopper

19th March 2013, 21:39

Still for sale the last time I looked.... so with that many views his add would seam to be fun to look at for a laugh but not to buy ....

There is no buy now or anything, so who knows, maybe it has been sold already but the guy just left the add there because it gets so much attention?

nerrrd

20th March 2013, 12:34

Still for sale the last time I looked.... so with that many views his add would seam to be fun to look at for a laugh but not to buy ....

Isn't there a saying in advertising, "you can't polish a turd"? Although he's given it a pretty good try...eeeew :sick:.

Not that I' m saying GNs are turds in general. Just this one.

Grashopper

20th March 2013, 12:47

Not that I' m saying GNs are turds in general. Just this one.

Good save :D