neanathals

[fahnkahn]

dont you just love it when your driving down the road and some bantu pulls out in front of you ,evasive action to avoid a major and when you raise your hands in disbelief you get greeted with a single finger salute and i ask myself why did i brake ???do the world a favour t bone the dick,i got insurance,the car is full of mini bantus lets call it ethnic clensing how about a national campaign lets not brake for dickheads works better with four wheels i must admithttp://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/images/icons/icon8.png

[blackdog]

Report as spam? Get a Collins mate.

[Katman]

do the world a favour t bone the dick,

Do us a favour.

[Madness]

The Neanderthals (English pronunciation /niˈændərˌθɔːlz/, /niˈændərˌtɔːlz/, /niˈændərˌtɑːlz/ or /neɪˈɑːndərˌtɑːlz/) are an extinct species or subspecies of the genus Homo which is closely related to modern humans. They are known from fossils, dating from the Pleistocene period, which have been found in Europe and parts of western and central Asia. The species is named after Neandertal ("Neander's Valley"), the location in Germany where it was first discovered. The species name is also sometimes spelled Neandertal, because that is the modern German spelling of the valley's name.

Neanderthals are classified either as a subspecies of Homo sapiens (Homo sapiens neanderthalensis) or as a separate species of the same genus (Homo neanderthalensis). The first humans with proto-Neanderthal traits are believed to have existed in Europe as early as 600,000–350,000 years ago.

When the Neanderthals went extinct is disputed. Fossils found in the Vindija Cave in Croatia have been dated to between 33,000 and 32,000 years old, and Neanderthal artefacts from Gorham's Cave in Gibraltar are believed to be less than 30,000 years ago, but a recent study has re-dated fossils at two Spanish sites as 45,000 years old, 10,000 years older than previously thought, and may cast doubt on recent dates at other sites. Cro-Magnon (early-modern-human) skeletal remains showing certain "Neanderthal traits" have been found in Lagar Velho (Portugal) and dated to 24,500 years ago, suggesting that there may have been an extensive admixture of the Cro-Magnon and Neanderthal populations in that region.

Several cultural assemblages have been linked to the Neanderthals in Europe. The earliest, the Mousterian stone tool culture, dates to about 300,000 years ago. Late Mousterian artifacts were found in Gorham's Cave on the south-facing coast of Gibraltar. Other tool cultures associated with the Neanderthals include the Châtelperronian, the Aurignacian, and the Gravettian; their tool assemblages appear to have developed gradually within their populations, rather than being introduced by new population groups arriving in the region.

Neanderthal cranial capacity is thought to have been as large as that of modern humans, perhaps larger, indicating that their brain size may have been comparable, or larger, as well. In 2008, a group of scientists created a study using three-dimensional computer-assisted reconstructions of Neanderthal infants based on fossils found in Russia and Syria. The study showed Neanderthal and modern human brains were the same size at birth, but by adulthood, the Neanderthal brain was larger than the modern human brain. They were much stronger than modern humans, having particularly strong arms and hands. Males stood 164–168 cm (65–66 in) and females about 152–156 cm (60–61 in) tall.

Genetic evidence published in 2010 suggests that Neanderthals contributed to the DNA of anatomically modern humans, probably through interbreeding between 80,000 and 50,000 years ago with the population of anatomically modern humans who had recently migrated from Africa. According to the study, by the time that population began dispersing across Eurasia, Neanderthals genes constituted as much as 1–4% of its genome.

Where have you been hiding?

[98tls]

dont you just love it when your driving down the road and some bantu pulls out in front of you ,evasive action to avoid a major and when you raise your hands in disbelief you get greeted with a single finger salute and i ask myself why did i brake ???do the world a favour t bone the dick,i got insurance,the car is full of mini bantus lets call it ethnic clensing how about a national campaign lets not brake for dickheads works better with four wheels i must admithttp://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/images/icons/icon8.png

These hands you speak of,any chance they drag on the ground when your upright?

[FJRider]

Do us a favour.

The world a favor too .... two in one go ... :laugh:

[Zedder]

dont you just love it when your driving down the road and some bantu pulls out in front of you ,evasive action to avoid a major and when you raise your hands in disbelief you get greeted with a single finger salute and i ask myself why did i brake ???do the world a favour t bone the dick,i got insurance,the car is full of mini bantus lets call it ethnic clensing how about a national campaign lets not brake for dickheads works better with four wheels i must admithttp://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/images/icons/icon8.png

A relative of SMOKEU?

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lolwut? 10fc

[Oakie]

Ahh, the sweet irony!

[ellipsis]

A relative of SMOKEU?

...SMOKEU has an erudite manner in his vile attitude toward our brothers in life, this twat has none of that...neanderthals still roam, evidently...

[bogan]

A relative of SMOKEU?

Well if it is, then that means SMOKEU got the brains of that family; and that is one scary thought :crazy:

[FJRider]

...SMOKEU has an erudite manner in his vile attitude toward our brothers in life, this twat has none of that...neanderthals still roam, evidently...

He does know what they are ... just has trouble spelling it.

[ducatilover]

What in the living fuck is a "neanathals", is it an ethnic meat dish?
I'll mow you down in my Volvo and put my cigar out on your bleeding skull.

Sent from my dictionary, using fuck you.

[unstuck]

I HATE PEOPLE.:motu:

[bluninja]

dont you just love it when your driving down the road and some bantam pulls out in front of you ,evasive action to avoid a major and when you raise your hands in disbelief you get greeted with a single cluck and i ask myself why did i brake ???do the world a favour t bone the choock,

There fixed it for you :yawn:

[frogfeaturesFZR]

dont you just love it when your driving down the road and some bantu pulls out in front of you ,evasive action to avoid a major and when you raise your hands in disbelief you get greeted with a single finger salute and i ask myself why did i brake ???do the world a favour t bone the dick,i got insurance,the car is full of mini bantus lets call it ethnic clensing how about a national campaign lets not brake for dickheads works better with four wheels i must admithttp://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/images/icons/icon8.png

Bantu's ?...not from Africa are you ?

[Woodman]

There fixed it for you :yawn:

But why did the chicken cross the road in the first place?

[FJRider]

Bantu's ?...not from Africa are you ?

Close ... LA ... :shutup:

[FJRider]

But why did the chicken cross the road in the first place?

To get to the Kentucky Fried ... of course ...

[Grizzo]

dont you just love it when your driving down the road and some bantu pulls out in front of you ,evasive action to avoid a major and when you raise your hands in disbelief you get greeted with a single finger salute and i ask myself why did i brake ???do the world a favour t bone the dick,i got insurance,the car is full of mini bantus lets call it ethnic clensing how about a national campaign lets not brake for dickheads works better with four wheels i must admithttp://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/images/icons/icon8.png

This stinks of deep vein trolliosus.

[cheshirecat]

But why did the chicken cross the road in the first place?
To show the possum how it should be done

[Edbear]

The Possum was about to cross and the chicken said, "Don't do it man, you will never hear the end of it!"

[FJRider]

The Possum was about to cross and the chicken said, "Don't do it man, you will never hear the end of it!"

I'm guessing it was a woman ... that wanted to know why the chicken had to cross the road ...

The 'possum just ended up feeling flat .. :pinch:

[imdying]

Yeah! Fucking neanathals!

[Banditbandit]

But why did the chicken cross the road in the first place?

Look .. I just want to live in a world when a chicken can cross the road and not have its motives questioned !!!

[Monkfish]

Look .. I just want to live in a world when a chicken can cross the road and not have its motives questioned !!!

Always suspect the chicken!!

sneaky, sneaky, chickens. :shifty:

[SMOKEU]

Looks like I found my long lost relative at last.

[Banditbandit]

Looks like I found my long lost relative at last.

WTF .. You're a chicken ??? Always thought there was something strange ..

[SMOKEU]

WTF .. You're a chicken ??? Always thought there was something strange ..

I'm not a fucking bird!

[Akzle]

I'm not fucking a bird!

^ this is how i read it. and it seemed necessary that he said it.
:whistle:

[ducatilover]

I'm not a fucking bird!

I agree. That's just fowl.



Sent from my punburger

[Banditbandit]

Sent from my punburger

You don't need to crow about it ...

[Monkfish]

You don't need to crow about it ...

Sneaky, sneaky, crows. :shifty:

[bluninja]

I'm not a fucking bird!

I thought I saw someone describing you as a cock :gob: isn't that a type of bird?

[Banditbandit]

Aw come on .. stop pecking on SMOKEU ...

[Monkfish]

Aw come on .. stop pecking on SMOKEU ...

Sneaky, sneaky, SMOKEU :shifty:

[Edbear]

Stone the crows!!!

[Woodman]

Looks like I found my long lost relative at last.

Well then you two should start breeding asap

[FJRider]

Well then you two should start breeding asap

Fuck that ... let the breed die out ... :pinch:

[St_Gabriel]

Stone the crows!!!

You turkey

[huff3r]

You turkey

Takes one to gnaw one

[St_Gabriel]

Takes one to gnaw one

I see some of these puns will be very hard to SWALLOW

[Edbear]

I see some of these puns will be very hard to SWALLOW

And some are nearly as old as the Neanderthal's...

[Banditbandit]

More like a Crow Magnon ...

[ellipsis]

...not even gonna start to emu-late the wit being shown here...

[Monkfish]

...not even gonna start to emu-late the wit being shown here...

Sneaky, sneaky, Emu's :shifty:

[Paul in NZ]

Sneaky, sneaky, Emu's :shifty:

Careful or you will be ostrich sized.....

[ducatilover]

Sneaky, sneaky, Emu's :shifty:

You bloody tit.



Sent from my binoculars using bird puns

[Banditbandit]

Y'll robin all the good puns ..

[James Deuce]

Typical how all the magpies flock to the shining wit thread.

[Katman]

...not even gonna start to emu-late the wit being shown here...

Some of it's downright piss weka.

[Monkfish]

You bloody tit.

Sneaky, sneaky, tit's :shifty:

[ellipsis]

....musical interlude needed...

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[Banditbandit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y4PUZA0k9E

[ellipsis]

.....

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[fuknK1W1]

Ptui...the sound of Stephen...Hawk-ing:facepalm:

[Virago]

Look .. I just want to live in a world when a chicken can cross the road and not have its motives questioned !!!

This one had its motives questioned by my Falcon a couple of months ago...

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[St_Gabriel]

So has anyone decided to tweet this thread yet?

[blackdog]

So has anyone decided to tweet this thread yet?

Who wants that feather in their cap?

[St_Gabriel]

Who wants that feather in their cap?

I dunno, could be a lark.

[Mom]

You are all a bunch of turkeys...

Oh, sorry, wrong Christian festival...

As you were.

[blackdog]

This isn't that funny any Moa.

[fuknK1W1]

This isn't that funny any Moa.

No no mo moa they DODOn't ma make th them any mo moa

[Mom]

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10 chars etc

[fuknK1W1]

So it's time for some cross threading...
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/135717-Customer-service?p=1130522845#post1130522845

http://www.engineeringhumor.com/Quotes.html


Some of our special guests answering ironically. Read below this:

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLIN POWELL
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.