Daffyd
25th March 2013, 13:32
Young chap was marooned on a desert island for some years before he was rescued.
On his rescue he was interviewed by an attractive young journalist cadet.
"What did you do for food?"
"I dug up clams."
"What did you do for sex?"
"What is sex?"
So she showed him. They made passionate love for an hour. When it was all over she asked, "What did you think of that?"
"Very nice... but look what it's done to my clam digger!"
On his rescue he was interviewed by an attractive young journalist cadet.
"What did you do for food?"
"I dug up clams."
"What did you do for sex?"
"What is sex?"
So she showed him. They made passionate love for an hour. When it was all over she asked, "What did you think of that?"
"Very nice... but look what it's done to my clam digger!"