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SPman
16th August 2005, 23:12
And then a few more for good measure!
How dumb can ya get!
:violin:New bike - new (slippy) tyres -200yds from bike shop - women jaywalks across road against lights - move to go around her, gingerly and - scrape slide crunch!
What a fuckin Dickhead - must be the shortest time Ive ridden a bike before droppin it - 45 secs!
Ah well - its devirginalised now, so no more worrying about marking it! Now I can get down to enjoying it!

Keystone19
16th August 2005, 23:14
Oh no, SP, that's terrible! She's beautiful too (the bike, not the chick you should have run over)...

Waylander
16th August 2005, 23:19
Crap. you've joined the suzy clan. What happend to pinkie the yammy?

Beemer
16th August 2005, 23:19
New bike - new tyres -200yds from bike shop - women jaywalks across road against lights - move to go around her, gingerly and - scrape slide crunch!

Gingerly? Yeah, right! :rofl:

FROSTY
16th August 2005, 23:23
good onya bro--congrats on the new steed

SpankMe
16th August 2005, 23:28
I assume you gave the bitch an ear full.

Nice bike. Looking forward to seeing it on the next KB ride.

SPman
16th August 2005, 23:35
I assume you gave the bitch an ear full.

nah - she watched me slide across the intersection then hurried away while I picked up the bike - gone by the time I cleared the road!
Luckily I hadnt fitted the Yoshi pipe - they couldnt find it - so it wasnt dingled

Mooch
16th August 2005, 23:44
Nice bike , cringe , so new ! Bummer about the jwalker . Saw something similar a while back.Jwalker walks out on road , cyclist's swerves to avoid jwalker , motorcycle with no where to go collects cyclists and jwalker , jwalker and cyclist end up going to hospital , motorcyclist gets to walk home (broken clipons , smashed fairing) . Police were going to lay charges on jwalker (london).

Pixie
17th August 2005, 00:16
Nice bike , cringe , so new ! Bummer about the jwalker . Saw something similar a while back.Jwalker walks out on road , cyclist's swerves to avoid jwalker , motorcycle with no where to go collects cyclists and jwalker , jwalker and cyclist end up going to hospital , motorcyclist gets to walk home (broken clipons , smashed fairing) . Police were going to lay charges on jwalker (london).
Well at least,in this case, the jay walker and the cyclist paid for their transgressions.(the jay walker for jay walking and the cyclist for being a cyclist)

James Deuce
17th August 2005, 00:21
SP I feel for you. We need to go get trolleyed some time I reckon.

And then go hunt pedestrians.

Gremlin
17th August 2005, 00:58
:mad: :cry: :cry: You mean you tried to miss her?? Lessee... gorgeous bike or ped... hard choice...

Oh, that is hard luck, but what a beautiful bike. Enjoy it, but make sure you get rid of the shiny coating on the tyres first.

Racey Rider
17th August 2005, 06:49
That Sucks!
Sorry for you.


Only one thing for it,,
A LONG ride today to clock up more good times than bad times on the bike. :ride:

Storm
17th August 2005, 07:16
Shitty luck mate. At least now the biker gods have taken thier sacrifice early, so's you should be right for a long while. :ride:

placidfemme
17th August 2005, 07:34
man that sucks... I think I'd throw a right tantrum at the bitch and then go home and cry :( Hope it doesn't cost you too much to fix

Riff Raff
17th August 2005, 08:11
Ah well - its devirginalised now, so no more worrying about marking it! Now I can get down to enjoying it!
Oh mate, I feel for you. Know what it feels like - altho I wasn't quite as quick as you to drop mine.

Hammer
17th August 2005, 08:29
And then a few more for good measure!
How dumb can ya get!
:violin:New bike - new (slippy) tyres -200yds from bike shop - women jaywalks across road against lights - move to go around her, gingerly and - scrape slide crunch!
What a fuckin Dickhead - must be the shortest time Ive ridden a bike before droppin it - 45 secs!
Ah well - its devirginalised now, so no more worrying about marking it! Now I can get down to enjoying it!

Sorry to hear. Crash bungs might be a good idea in case there is a next time.

DemonWolf
17th August 2005, 08:31
Very nice bike.. pity bout the markup... grrr @ the jwalker

vifferman
17th August 2005, 08:54
Shame, dude. At least it's only cosmetic.


Saw something similar a while back.Jwalker walks out on road , cyclist's swerves to avoid jwalker , motorcycle with no where to go collects cyclists and jwalker , jwalker and cyclist end up going to hospital , motorcyclist gets to walk home (broken clipons , smashed fairing) . Police were going to lay charges on jwalker (london).
Yeah.
Happened to me too - one block from the police station and ambulance! (Very handy :clap: ).
Pedestrian crossing on a red light, so I went around her, so she steps straight into my path. She got her leg broken in two places, a week's holiday in hospital, and the bill for fixing my bike (~$3000). Luckily, my bike was neither new nor pristine, and the insurance fixed the damage from a lowside a few weeks earlier....:whistle:

Sniper
17th August 2005, 08:58
Sorry to here that SP

enigma51
17th August 2005, 09:02
Dont worry mate at least its not a right off like when something similiar happend to me about two years ago

inlinefour
17th August 2005, 09:08
Go to all the trouble of getting the bike that you want and then some retard does this? Some people don't deserve the friggin legs that they walk on! Hope the bike is sorted out quickly and you have hassle free riding from now on.

T.I.E
17th August 2005, 09:10
i had to burst out laughing. probably so glad it was not me. that is got to be a big pile of bad shit luck.
run pedestrians over they have foot paths.
god knows i have told off so much for riding on the footpath so that is there's and the road is mine. so they had better stay clear.
fuck sorry i had to laugh. if it was me i'd be bloody crying.
for sure

aff-man
17th August 2005, 09:20
Man that sux. Some people are just idiots...

mikey
17th August 2005, 11:31
gutted.
ten fucking characters

Postie
17th August 2005, 12:41
take it back to the shop and say it had scratches when you bought it.......
tis a shame to go from the high of a new bike to the low of licking asphalt in under a minute.

Smorg
17th August 2005, 13:15
At least the road surface wasnt to abrasive looks like only minor scratching i came off my bike twice once on a nice smooth surface and it slid for ages doing fuck all damage then i came off in an area where it was rough as guts the bike slid for maybe 3 meters and was completely fucked up ripped it to shreds :violin:

loosebruce
17th August 2005, 15:03
Oh john :no: you're right though now you can get on and enjoy it :woohoo: break it in down 22 on sat, shitte luck though, bet the guys in colemans were pissing themselves :Pokey:

Take care old one.

Motoracer
18th August 2005, 18:20
Nice bike SP! That lil scuff only hurts the heart but you'll get over it. She's a pretty one, even with a bit scaring.

Congrats again on the Gixxer!!! Can't belive you finally got rid of your old trusty steed!

Two Smoker
18th August 2005, 18:40
Well you bet my 4 weeks to "scuff" (if you can call my bike damage a scuff????) my new bike....

Very nice bike though... looks farken sexy in black...

Coyote
18th August 2005, 18:43
That's terrible. My condolences go out to you

Still a nice looking bike though, could've done a hell of a lot worse

mstriumph
18th August 2005, 18:52
Not dumb ... just really unlucky --- and she'll fix, pretty as ever.

Bl#@dy pedestrians should hafta have a licence to walk on the roads ..... :oi-grr:

CPB
18th August 2005, 19:17
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, I haaaaaaaaaate that!!!!! Nice of the ped to stick around and make sure you were ok ay...what's this country coming to??? Back in my day...Nice bike mate, plenty of good times ahead...

Sensei
18th August 2005, 20:03
Thats not the way ya ride a GSXR !!! :no: . Did you grab a fist full of front brake ??