What have you lost out of your pocket?

[94ZZR1100]

I lost a PSP the other day on the motorway. I had put it a velcro pocket and tucked in I thought was safe for sure... NOPE. Same night I water damaged my new laptops motherboard. WORLD HATES ME.

What have you guys lost?

[Madness]

What have you guys lost?

Any interest in opening threads started by yourself.

[Akzle]

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the world hates you, and you come here to moan about it. :niceone:


i lost my dignity, somewhere in hamilton, it involved hookers, pingpong balls and at one point, a donkey.

[Woodman]

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the world hates you, and you come here to moan about it. :niceone:


i lost my dignity, somewhere in hamilton, it involved hookers, pingpong balls and at one point, a donkey.

When was that?? because I was once a donkey in Hamilton, and there are a few blanks I need filling in. Second thoughts, ignorance is bliss.

[MIXONE]

I had a donkey but lost it out of my pocket.

[yod]

I stopped for a few pics out route 52 one day on the RF, forgot to zip up the pocket on the ventura bag where the camera was. Next time I stopped was Weber (about 35kms later) and found the camera gone. :angry2:

Pootled back about 34 kms and found it on the side of the road just after a bridge . This was almost 6 years ago, camera is still working fine ;)

[bosslady]

Any interest in opening threads started by yourself.

sigh... and I thought I was special...

[hayd3n]

my virginity

[AllanB]

Underwear - where the hell do they go to?

[ducatilover]

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the world hates you, and you come here to moan about it. :niceone:


i lost my dignity, somewhere in hamilton, it involved hookers, pingpong balls and at one point, a donkey.


When was that?? because I was once a donkey in Hamilton, and there are a few blanks I need filling in. Second thoughts, ignorance is bliss.

I had you both in my pocket, but then I lost my end.


Sent from a very sick place

[ellipsis]

I had a donkey but lost it out of my pocket.


...i found a donkey in my pocket when i got back from a ride, it must be yours...do you want me to courier the fucking thing back, i dont get on very well with it...

[MIXONE]

...i found a donkey in my pocket when i got back from a ride, it must be yours...do you want me to courier the fucking thing back, i dont get on very well with it...

Na.Dirty fucker used to spit on me.Just give it to the next towelhead you see.

[Woodman]

...i found a donkey in my pocket when i got back from a ride, it must be yours...do you want me to courier the fucking thing back, i dont get on very well with it...

Be careful, it may be one of them new Donkey texts. Was it in the same pocket as your phone?

[ellipsis]

Be careful, it may be one of them new Donkey texts. Was it in the same pocket as your phone?

...my phone is on the wall above my desk...do you think my pocket's the fucking TARDIS...

[Berries]

Do you know what the donkeys on Blackpool beach get for lunch?

[ellipsis]

Do you know what the donkeys on Blackpool beach get for lunch?

...mushy peas and crisps that fall out of motorcyclists pockets riding through Blackpool on the beach?...

[Berries]

Half an hour.



Courtesy of Mr Peter Kay

[Berg]

Dropped my wallet on the Stoke straight (Nelson) and had it run over spreading cards, licences and cash all over the road. Cop stopped to help me pick it all up. Must have been a good bugger as he took no notice of the un-regoed, un-WOFed trail bike I was riding:2thumbsup

[jellywrestler]

i've got a couple of coloured pipe cleaners through the zip heads on my jacket so i can look in the mirror and check pockets are shut and also it makes a pull cord for when i've got my gloves on

[ducatilover]

i've got a couple of coloured pipe cleaners through the zip heads on my jacket so i can look in the mirror and check pockets are shut and also it makes a pull cord for when i've got my gloves on

Hey that's a really good idea. I don't tend to leave pockets open, because I'm paranoid about it, but it'll help a heap with gloves on!


Sent from a book full of worms.

[Usarka]

Almost lost some drugs, but saw a sign saying "WATCH YOUR SPEED!" and saved it falling out just in time. Thanks sign!

(yes it's an old joke)....

[Banditbandit]

sigh... and I thought I was special...

You are special dear, that's why there are special people trained to look after you ..

[Kongking]

I lost my iPhone but fortunately when my sister was driving from my grandmother's. But she made me torment for 2 days before she returned it to me. She said that would teach me a lesson to take care of my valuables.

[tri boy]

A Donkey left something in one of my pockets.
Big pocket, big mess.

[Berries]

I left a big mess inside a donkey once. Fortunately my sister was driving from my grandmother's at the time.

[Woodman]

A Donkey left something in one of my pockets.
Big pocket, big mess.




I thought this was a thread about losing stuff out of pockets ?.......so, where does the donkey come into it ?

[FJRider]

I thought this was a thread about losing stuff out of pockets ?.......so, where does the donkey come into it ?


I'm losing my ability to give a fuck. Anybody got any to spare .. ???

[ducatilover]

where does the donkey come into it ?

If I painted you a picture of where the donkey comes, I fear I would be arrested.


Sent from a donkey's dick

[Akzle]

confucius say, man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Im gna make hot pockets for brekkie. With mayo. Donkey mayo.
(THAT is where the donkey comes into it. The pocket, that is)

[Berries]

I thought this was a thread about losing stuff out of pockets ?
Exactly.

Next week we are going to have a thread on whether you use your left hand or right hand to turn the keys on your bike.

[oneofsix]

Exactly.

Next week we are going to have a thread on whether you use your left hand or right hand to turn the keys on your bike.

Why wait until next week? just hi-jack this one.

Right hand :rolleyes:

[Akzle]

Exactly.

Next week we are going to have a thread on whether you use your left hand or right hand to turn the keys on your bike.

which pocket do you put your keys in?

[Madness]

Next week we are going to have a thread on whether you use your left hand or right hand to turn the keys on your bike.

You're not helping. Seriously though, which side should I mount and dismount my bike from if it's on a centre-stand?

[tri boy]

Donkeys need keys?
Who would of thunk.

[Woodman]

Donkeys are keys. Donald Keys.

My helmets name is Donald too. Don my helmet.

[Berries]

Seriously though, which side should I mount and dismount my bike from if it's on a centre-stand?
Trick question. Centre stand and twin exhausts mean you mount it from the rear, hopefully with more success than this chap -

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