Caption competition

[codgyoleracer]

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Moro bar for the winner

[buggerit]

So its this way aye?

[MSTRS]

I got it. Left, right? Ooops - I mean left, correct? Or is it the other left?

[oneofsix]

What do you mean this track doesn't go clockwise?

[wharfy]

I know I said "the stop watch doesn't lie" - but .....

[Akzle]

"what, oh, hi mum. and ted. yes, the donut cart is over there."

[Mental Trousers]

Somebody pinched the headlight out of my commuter. Is that it over there?

[BigAl]

"I'm sure they said there was racing today"

[Geeen]

I'll give you a 30 second head start to get over to the coffee shop........

[scrivy]

Seriously, there's a bitch naked in the sand trap at turn one........!!!!
She wants me to go play golf with her.......... :love:

[scrivy]

So, let me get this right............

If I line up at the pit exit line, they'll let me out when the race is started????
Sounds sweet to me.....:Punk:

:facepalm:

[scrivy]

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Why am I the only one here after the red flag???
Does that mean I win it??

[Maha]

When I win the race, do I fist or finger the second place getter?

[scrivy]

When I win the race, do I fist or finger the second place getter?

Doesn't that depend on which hole???:shutup::shifty::facepalm:

[scrivy]

Tell Jay to get off that GSX and stop showing me up.....

[tail_end_charlie]

"But that Flaggie up there said I wasn't too old to race." :crybaby:

[scrivy]

There's a great pie shop just over there. Stand in line behind those two guys, Kick and Jay....:shifty:

[scrivy]

I had a really big moment at turn one........

Infact, I think you'll find one of my nuts still on the track over there.....

[scrivy]

Oh...... you mean that's you're daughter over there........???

Errrrrr... no, I've never seen her before.......:shifty:

[scrivy]

If you want a good photo, stand at that turn. I'll come past on the back wheel, with smoke pouring off it, and waving to you.... just don't get too close......

[Maha]

Give scrivy the moro bar ffs!

[scrivy]

Hey mate, I've just come in for a wee cuppa tea during my race. Can you tell me when the last rider passes that point, and I'll go back out and smoke 'em before the chequered......

Gotta make a race of it eh?!

[scrivy]

Give scrivy the moro bar ffs!

About fuken time!!! I was starting to run out of ideas....... :yes:

[Grumph]

FFS - don't drop it Glen, remember it's sold......

[Maha]

About fuken time!!! I was starting to run out of ideas....... :yes:

Happy to help, you have taken desperation to a whole new level, not to mention your post count...:clap:

[scrivy]

Happy to help, you have taken desperation to a whole new level, not to mention your post count...:clap:

Nah not desperate....... just bored at work......

[Mental Trousers]

"Is that Scrivy over there? He stole the Moro bar dammit"

[RobGassit]

"Hey Mike,,,, pull my finger....."

[Mental Trousers]

"Never seen Scrivy ride that fast before. The sidecars racing for Moro bars or something?"

[Maha]

Obviously Scrivy knocked off early...possibly to collect his choc bar?

[tail_end_charlie]

'Careful now, the sidecar guys are pitted down that way.........avoid them like the plague.'

[Robert Taylor]

''The rear end works better than the front end on this dodgy old commuter bike''

[Duke girl]

I forgot to wear my pull ups and am busting for a leak. Now did you say the toilets are this way?

[SWERVE]

"You need to speak to the management.......... thats them running down there..... if your quick you might just catch the one thats tripped on the tail between his legs'" hurry now!

[Robert Taylor]

'Ill get my people to speak to your people. But yes our glasshouses are excellent for growing tomatoes and cucumbers"

[crazy man]

lts clear that your wife is holding her ex's hand (-: ands you would not give a moro bar away lol

[montsta56]

"which way round do I go an whats the lap record"
An oldie but a goodie.:Punk:

[Tony.OK]

"So you've run out of red flags and you want me to stand at that marshal point and take my helmet off when there's an accident?" :innocent:

[White trash]

"Could you please quickly grab my airbox snorkel? The scrutineers are coming...."

[scrivy]

Dude........ did ya see that?????

Seriously, over there. There's a dirty sidecar deviate chockablock up some poor sheila......
Didn't ya see it???


Mind holding my bike for me?? I'm off for a better 'look'.... :shifty:

[GSVR]

I'll definately be recommending my suspension guy to others. The new adjustments have increased my laptimes by 2 seconds.

[crazy man]

I'll definately be recommending my suspension guy to others. The new adjustments have increased my laptimes by 2 seconds.l could not beleave what he did to

[GSVR]

The electric bike went past Glen so fast he lost sight of it and neither he or his team saw it again as it was quickly loaded up and taken away to the future.

[Banditbandit]

"I think the lap record is over there."

[Biggles08]

"Yeah...That guy....that guy down there with the aviators stuck this sticker on my bike!" :angry2:"Told me I'd be faster than a fighter pilot without that Ohlins rubbish too!" :shutup:

[codgyoleracer]

"Hey Look, - Theres my walking frame"

[merv]

Given the attire those two are in:

"Nah sorry guys, this is a race track and those are not beach apartments, the beach is that way - a long way away!"

[steveyb]

Listen, I bloody told you, take the Nitromethane sticker off the bottle! Jeez Wayne!!

[codgyoleracer]

Listen, I bloody told you, take the Nitromethane sticker off the bottle! Jeez Wayne!!

You do realize what the prize is aye ?, - Do you really need a Moro bar.....

[scrivy]

Yeah mate, the swingers club is in the garage over there.....
Just let me do my race, and I'll be in faster than you can say 'Strap a dick to me'.....

I'll come first on the track, but I'll make sure I last longer in the saddle......

If ya pay up to the girlie at the door, that'll be grand!

[RobGassit]

For god's sake give Scrivy the Moro already......

[tail_end_charlie]

For god's sake give Scrivy the Moro already......

Naaa, I say hold out, see if he'll starve to death....................maybe at least that would shut him up.

[crazy man]

time for a re:banana:st home glen you and your zimmer frame

[scrivy]

For god's sake give Scrivy the Moro already......
See...... it's not actually about the moro......


Naaa, I say hold out, see if he'll starve to death....................maybe at least that would shut him up.
It aint gunna happen........

[GSVR]

So its a fact. I read it on the "I heard a rumour thread" and it was posted by New Zealands second best Superbike rider!