Why can't YOU make a Britten V1000?

[94ZZR1100]

John Britten could. I can't because I am a certified window licker. How about yourself?

[nodrog]

John Britten could. I can't because I am a certified window licker. How about yourself?

I can, but why bother, its already been made, dumbass.

[Akzle]

i could. but don't you think i'd need a fireproof fluro jacket? and which pocket would i put my keys in?

(an astounding lack of cash)

[Oakie]

Copyright / patent / trademark laws I'd imagine would prevent me making one I'd suggest.

I could have a go at my own version but it would be made of wood and would probably fall over. But WAIT! I have made my version ...

[SMOKEU]

You want to know why I can't make a V1000?

Because you touch yourself at night.

[mashman]

Coz I can strip bolts without breaking a sweat

[Scuba_Steve]

Copyright / patent / trademark laws I'd imagine would prevent me making one I'd suggest.

I could have a go at my own version but it would be made of wood and would probably fall over. But WAIT! I have made my version ...

Wait, What!? You own Honda :shutup:

[Woodman]

I made one yesterday.

[Oakie]

Wait, What!? You own Honda :shutup:

No. I own a Suzuki. I bought a Honda decal for the wooden bike though. (because at the time I was having a sexuality crisis and owned a Honda).

[Oakie]

I made one yesterday.

Here's one I prepared earlier?

[AllanB]

Britten......meh, that's so 19 ..............

If I'm building one it will be a lot better that that old thing!

And it won't have any darn pink on it bawahahahahahahaah



MAkes you wonder if he was still alive what would he be working on now? Probably not a bike - from what I read/hear he often tired of a project once it was done and went off onto another interesting tangent.

[Oakie]

MAkes you wonder if he was still alive what would he be working on now? Probably not a bike - from what I read/hear he often tired of a project once it was done and went off onto another interesting tangent.

Something else with pink bits ... ?

[tigertim20]

Laziness.

I prefer to let a large team of japanese fells do all the hard work, so I can spend my time riding their creations and drinking whiskey

[bogan]

I can, but why bother, its already been made, dumbass.

This guy does raise a valid point.

[idb]

Copyright / patent / trademark laws I'd imagine would prevent me making one I'd suggest.

I could have a go at my own version but it would be made of wood and would probably fall over. But WAIT! I have made my version ...

You look like you're having fun.

[FJRider]

This guy does raise a valid point.

Raising a VALID point on KB ... don't you get infracted for that .. ??? :scratch:

[PrincessBandit]

This guy does raise a valid point.

What, that he's a certified window licker? :whocares:

[F5 Dave]

Well if I did, I'd make a 2-stroke version so it would sound good & pull better wheelies.

[Banditbandit]

Mate - I'll be honest .. I can't ... if it plugs together and requires no cutting and fitting then I can build it ... if I need to use any sort of cutting tool (apart from a chainsaw) and cut stuff to fit - then I'm fucked ... I can't even cut a straight line with my skillsaw (a mis-named piece of equipment ...)

Show me a workshop and I can tell you what most things do and how they work .. but just don't ask me to touch making tools 'cause I'll probably fuck it up ... (oh, I can change the oil, do plugs and I have rebuilt small engines .. but that is not designing and building them)

So as far as designing something awesome like a Britten 1000 -- No Chance !!! (Unfortunately .. 'cause I do wish I was a bit more technically skilled.)

But ask for 10,000 words of an academic journal article - the only question is when do you want it by?

[onearmedbandit]

Cos my last name ain't Britten.

[PrincessBandit]

Something else with pink bits ... ?

For making those you need a mummy and a daddy. Or at the very least an eggy and a wiggly-squiggly thingy that manage to hook up...

[neels]

I can't because I'm a useless sack of poo.

I prefer to take things other people have made, have a ham fisted attempt at modifying them and fail dismally, then throw them unfinished in the corner of the shed.

[Akzle]

I prefer to take things other people have made, have a ham fisted attempt at modifying them and fail dismally, then throw them unfinished in the corner of the shed.

...i need one of those.

[Maki]

John Britten could. I can't because I am a certified window licker. How about yourself?

Because I don't have an army of servants working for me day and night for little or no pay.