Size does matter

[Mom]

Well someone had to :innocent:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/love-sex/8526330/Sorry-lads-size-really-does-matter

Lucky for me I found the perfect man :blip:

[Nova.]

Looks like I'm safe :2thumbsup

[bosslady]

It does. Love makes it that much better though.

[bluninja]

I'm shocked!! Women find big floppy cocks attractive. I wonder why an Australian study only showed flaccid ones.....what the hell would have happened if they showed a boner?


Probably the most truthful bit in that piece was that if you are short and pear shaped a big cock won't make you attractive :)

[Madness]

Probably the most truthful bit in that piece was that if you are short and pear shaped a big cock won't make you attractive :)

Have you met Maha?

[mashman]

My wife's a great liar.

[Laava]

Ooh! That's like a penis only smaller!

[george formby]

Hmmmmm, Italian men in the photos, Oztrailian women looking at their wangers, scientific? I think not. Neither Sheilas or Itie men are famed for their sensibilities.

Any hoo, as my old girlfriend said "if it can touch the bottom of a pint glass I will be happy, stick it in his over there when he goes to the loo".

Mom!!!! I shall never look at you the same way again.


Lucky for me I found the perfect man

Poor Maha, flaccid & Italian.

[scissorhands]

Those silly Canberra girls, they dont know what they have let themselves in for. I blame magazines like Cosmopolitan.

Now if they have ever watched some regular porn, they would know only big girls can properly accommodate the big boys.

Science my ass. Maybe someone should tell them its only hot sex when you are double penetrated...then do a study:tugger:



Just goes to prove what blokes have always known. There's just no way to please women!

As Merlin said:" T'is not the size of the Wand, t'is the Magic you perform with it"

The size of the organ does matter if you are playing it in a cathedral.

All this goes to prove is that women are as shallow as men - we are a visual species, impressed by what we see. Women (now) have no comeback when complaining that all men want women with big breasts or a nice slim body. Accept it and move on.

There is no point having a stretch Limo if it's powered with a 2 litre engine!

Come on people everyone knows penis length doesn't matter

What eally matters is (Length x Diameter) + (Weight/Girth) all divided by the angle of the tip squared.


Sorry - If a woman is judging a man only on his size then she sounds like a shallow person indeed


Considering physical attraction is a culturally subjective thing and this study focuses on Australian women in a particular area. It would seem far from authoritative.


Everyone is overreacting.

Someone has substituted the word 'penis' for 'wallet'. Makes much more sense when you read it that way.

Oh well, time to check the ol' Junk E-mail folder...

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Science my ass. Maybe someone should tell them its only hot sex when you are double penetrated...then do a study:tugger:

Double vaginal double anal...

[cc rider]

Mom... what can I say... :rofl:

and yes, you do need help :bleh:

[MIXONE]

I'm shocked!! Women find big floppy cocks attractive. I wonder why an Australian study only showed flaccid ones.....what the hell would have happened if they showed a boner?


Probably the most truthful bit in that piece was that if you are short and pear shaped a big cock won't make you attractive :)

He's not attractive but Ron Jeremy sure gets a lot of roots.:weird:

[cc rider]

The New Zealand study, begun in 2006, used five small drawings of male figures that differed only in penis length.
... pics?? There are pics??? :scratch: I must have read article cock-eyed :crazy:


I kept getting distracted by Gumtree ads for bikes haha

[Brian d marge]

Well someone had to :innocent:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/love-sex/8526330/Sorry-lads-size-really-does-matter

Lucky for me I found the perfect man :blip:

hahahaha I thought about posting that one ,,,,,but some was bound to ask for proof and I didnt want to show off

Stephen

oh hang on I was wearing my reading glasses
:weep:

[cc rider]

oh hang on I was wearing my reading glasses
:weep:Long or short... sighted? :confused:

[Brian d marge]

Long or short... sighted? :confused:

Myopic

back in my day long fat wang was a pop group


Stephen

[cc rider]

Or that ol' fav
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRnPUxs3ptIzVFfGBaIDNqpaSjIPxGIt T09WeVDaXlnncSrkcm3

[bluninja]

Have you met Maha?

Yes, but not in the showers :cool: I see he's just bought a bigger bike; compensating for something? Yes!!! now a remember it's cos he had such a small............................fairing :lol:

[SMOKEU]

Big floppy donkey dick.

[Kickaha]

Reading that though it appears they were only looking and didn't fuck there way through the test subjects to try them out properly

[bosslady]

Reading that though it appears they were only looking and didn't fuck there way through the test subjects to try them out properly

True. Cocks only as good as the man on the end of it.

[Maha]

True. Cocks only as good as the man on the end of it.

Where is the ''end'' of it?...at the tip or at the base? if it's the tip, then the man would be a the begining of it, that being the base.
So, behind every great cock is a great man.:niceone:

PS: Your lesbian avatar is disturbing, was that taken at the last WIMA ride? :girlfight:

[bosslady]

Where is the ''end'' of it?...at the tip or at the base? if it's the tip, then the man would be a the begining of it, that being the base.
So, behind every great cock is a great man.:niceone:

PS: Your lesbian avatar is disturbing, was that taken at the last WIMA ride? :girlfight:

Nah I got it right, man on the end. It's quite disappointing that he's there in the first place but I guess it saves me the work. Disturbing? nah HOT HOT HOT re0wwww

[Big Dave]

I have a yarn.

Walking down Orchid Avenue, Gold Coast with Robert Taylor, nineteen eighty-something. (No - A different Robert Taylor.)

This one was a criminal from Chicago that had a voice like he had been smoking Rothmans since he was two. It wasn't his real name. He used to run contraband from Mullumbimby to the Coast in a Turbo Berlina 3.0ltr. I knew him on the light side. But the cat coud drive. He used to drift it before there was drifting. Think 'Copperhead Rd meets South East Queensland' when Joh Bananas ruled the roost.

And I quoth.
'You big guys give me the shits. I've seen the way the women look at you. (wraps legs around parking meter - stroking 'knob end'.) They think your cock is this long.'

Oh I larfed.

[Laava]

I have a yarn.

Walking down Orchid Avenue, Gold Coast with Robert Taylor, nineteen eighty-something. (No - A different Robert Taylor.)

This one was a criminal from Chicago that had a voice like he had been smoking Rothmans since he was two. It wasn't his real name. He used to run contraband from Mullumbimby to the Coast in a Turbo Berlina 3.0ltr. I knew him on the light side. But the cat coud drive. He used to drift it before there was drifting. Think 'Copperhead Rd meets South East Queensland' when Joh Bananas ruled the roost.

And I quoth.
'You big guys give me the shits. I've seen the way the women look at you. (wraps legs around parking meter - stroking 'knob end'.) They think your cock is this long.'

Oh I larfed.
Hope he did't try to stick any coins in it then.

[Big Dave]

Hope he did't try to stick any coins in it then.

My Mrs was a theatre nurse in a big inner city Sydney hospital when we met.
You wouldn't believe some of the stories of things she has assisted in removing from a penis or rectum under a general.

[Banditbandit]

What the hell was a general doing on top? And what has she removed from under Majors and Lietenants?

[Laava]

My Mrs was a theatre nurse in a big inner city Sydney hospital when we met.
You wouldn't believe some of the stories of things she has assisted in removing from a penis or rectum under a general.

Hey big fella, you keep that stuff to yourselves!

[Big Dave]

The lesson I learned is that no matter what the company - you simply can not out gross a nurse.

[Banditbandit]

The lesson I learned is that no matter what the company - you simply can not out gross a nurse.

Naaa .. I've managed that ...

[Smifffy]

Yeah, many women say they want a guy with a huge dick, but in my experience they mostly just cry that it hurts and ask you to stop. It's a curse really.

[Big Dave]

Naaa .. I've managed that ...

She was just protecting you from yourself.