Stupid things people say

[AllanB]

As per the title.

Inspired by my son tonight as I sit on the laptop wasting part of my life on KB. "Hey dad can I go on that (laptop)". Obviously not son as I am on it.

Another family classic: I have turned down the lights, got a wine/beer in hand, put a movie on, started watching it and someone walks in and asks "are you watching that?"

[Laava]

Come in the old ute did ya?
Unsaid response= why the fuck else would it be parked outside?

[98tls]

As you get off your bike you get "is that yours mate".:weird:

[MIXONE]

As you get off your bike you get "is that yours mate".:weird:

Or "Do you ride then?".

[far queue]

I get asked all the time at work "Can I ask you a question"
My standard answer is "you just did" and then ignore them and carry on working.

Or I'll be doing something really obvious, like making a cup of coffee, and someone will ask "what are you doing".
My response is normally something along the lines of "Playing a round of golf, what does it look like."

Dumb arses. Yes, I'm a grumpy cunt.

[ellipsis]

...could I have your opinion please...:lol:

[shafty]

(When looking for something you've lost like your wallet) Where did you have it last? DOH

[Macontour]

[QUOTE=far queue;1130530660]I get asked all the time at work "Can I ask you a question"
My standard answer is "you just did" and then ignore them and carry on working.

Yeah,I use that a lot as well.

[nadroj]

"Are you alright sir"?

No...... I'm half left!

[The Reibz]

Bro hold my beer and watch this...

[awa355]

" I was just thinking"

[Zamiam]

[QUOTE=far queue;1130530660]I get asked all the time at work "Can I ask you a question"
My standard answer is "you just did" and then ignore them and carry on working.

Yeah,I use that a lot as well.

So do I :-)

Another couple that make me smile are

"Are you there" - When I ring my elderly mum - Sometimes I say "well I'm not there"

"What are you doing" - When I'm on the phone, pretty bloody obvious I would of thought

[Bikemad]

O for orsome

[Maha]

Packing up at the camp site where we have been for two weeks and someone asks ''are you leaving today''?

No no, we just like to do this every now and then to see how fast we can do it.:rolleyes:

[Karl08]

On a long haul flight to Jo'burg and being asked by the guy next to me "where are you off to?"

[Karl08]

I used to ride to to my old work, and at least once a week a student would ask, as I walking towards the staff room in my gear and carrying my helmet," Do have a motorbike mister?" My reply would always be "no mate, I came on the bus, but I am just really safety conscious".

[Road kill]

As you get off your bike you get "is that yours mate".:weird:

I got that in Te Kuiti a couple of weeks ago.
Parked outside a local take away an some guy asks "is that yours ?
Seeing as I was the only person there wearing leathers and holding a helmet in my hands it struck me as an odd sort of question.<_<

[Woodman]

Working late, or having a few beers at work after hours and someone rings and then says "oh I didn't think anyone would be there".

[nosebleed]

Out for a ride and stop at a cafe (coz I'm from Auckland and that's as far as we travel) to order a coffee

"Do you want that here, or take away?"

Happens so often i just laugh now

[sidecar bob]

When I had several road bikes, I would turn up somewhere & someone would be guaranteed to say "so whats wrong with the (whichever bike I happened to be not riding at that moment)"
Dont know about the rest of you, but I can only ride one at a time.

[onearmedbandit]

It's always in the last place you look. Really? You mean you don't carry on looking once you've found it.

[Gremlin]

(When looking for something you've lost like your wallet) Where did you have it last? DOH
As much as it sounds silly, I've helped multiple people by walking them carefully through what they have done, where they have been, and oh look, there it is...

My regular one is wearing full motorcycle gear, carrying a helmet, and someone says, oh, do you ride a motorcycle?

Response: No, I just love wearing the gear...

... and then THEY look at YOU strange :weird:

[blue rider]

As much as it sounds silly, I've helped multiple people by walking them carefully through what they have done, where they have been, and oh look, there it is...

My regular one is wearing full motorcycle gear, carrying a helmet, and someone says, oh, do you ride a motorcycle?

Response: No, I just love wearing the gear...

... and then THEY look at YOU strange :weird:

this also works, when in full gear on the bike, and someone says, oh, is this your bike?

I also like:" and How is blue rider today"......, response, last I checked in with her she was fine!

[Road kill]

My wifes current favourite,,,"it was ment to be".

Not much appreciated after I'll just dropped a two foot length of railway iron on my foot.:shit:

[Grizzo]

"Yeah nah"....I fucking hate that!

[hayd3n]

how much is $2 chips?

[blackdog]

Any edbear quote?

[awa355]

" Are you taking your dog for a walk? "

[AllanB]

Working late, or having a few beers at work after hours and someone rings and then says "oh I didn't think anyone would be there".

Shit that is sooo true - I get that every week. I've started replying 'why are you calling then?'........

[Milts]

This one. All the time.

[scumdog]

"Yeah nah"....I fucking hate that!

Even worse: "yeah, yeah., yeah - no, no no, yeah, dead right"..sheesh!:pinch:

[scumdog]

And me in New World, scruffing around in jandals, singlet & shorts.

All of a sudden I get ambushed by a numpty who starts off.."Aw, I know you're not on duty right now but...."

No shit Sherlock?:facepalm:

[Katman]

A friend of mine asked a women when she was due.

Unfortunately she wasn't pregnant.

[Akzle]

"so it's come to this" -applicable in all situations

"well, that escalated quickly"

and, when people ask what i'm doing and it's blatantly obvious "baking cookies" or "flying the one eyed one horned flying purple people eater"

[tri boy]

"Watch your eyes"
I mean, really...........:facepalm:

[Karl08]

Every journo and spokesmen for businesses no longer seem able to communicate about a negative situation with out using "...it was a perfect storm...."

[Swoop]

"flying the one eyed one horned flying purple people eater"

What a sight to see.

[Akzle]

What a sight to see.

it would sure look strange to me...

[Swoop]

it would sure look strange to me...
I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're too tough.
Bless my soul, rock 'n roll...

[FJRider]

My personal favorites ...

1. Are you going to eat all that yourself .. ???

2. If you want my opinion ... ???

[mashman]

What time will you be home at.

[ducatilover]

"You got an eye problem cunt"

No, I have a lazy eye and glasses because I think it's fucking brilliant. :facepalm:


Almost anything these young 'uns say now is all fucked up text trash.

cep me, i am abve tht sht cuns all sez crap n fck bitchs

[blackdog]

"You got an eye problem cunt"



It all makes sense now. I just look at a girl to get her pregnant because I'm cock eyed.

[awayatc]

And me in New World, scruffing around in jandals, singlet & shorts.

All of a sudden I get ambushed by a numpty who starts off.."Aw, I know you're not on duty right now but...."

No shit Sherlock?:facepalm:



and at night I will be under cover..........:msn-wink:

[awayatc]

"Do you know why I pulled you over...?"

[Karl08]

...or "it's not rocket science...." I know it's not bloody rocket science- just say "it's pretty simple mate..."

Makes me wonder what they say at Nasa.....

[wysper]

...or "it's not rocket science...." I know it's not bloody rocket science- just say "it's pretty simple mate..."

Makes me wonder what they say at Nasa.....

They probably say "It's not common sense mate" because as we all know that is one of the rarest areas of knowledge around.

[FJRider]

Makes me wonder what they say at Nasa.....

Houston we have a problem ... comes to mind.

[Bounce001]

Someone brings ice to your house. "Where do want it"? Ummmm in the oven?????

[nudemetalz]

I once got from a lady stacking shelve's in P n S.."nice kids, are they your grandchildren?" "No", I replied, walked passed her then turned around and said to her "they're actually mine". She looked rather embarrassed and some of the other shoppers in the same aisle sniggered away....
Damn, I must look old these days....

[Karl08]

I was asked (as I stood behind the reception counter which cannot be reached by the public).."hi, do you work here?"

No, no I don't. I just enjoy breaking into highly secure work places, standing behind the counter (alongside all the people wearing blue uniforms), faking ID and then wearing it visibly......

[yeahnahbe]

"You're still here"