Marital status?

[Katman]

At the risk of incurring the Wrath of Maha I'm interested to get a picture of this so-called 'sanctity of marriage'.

Edit: And can a mod change the spelling mistakes please? :facepalm:

[Gremlin]

Edit: And can a mod change the spelling mistakes please? :facepalm:
Can't access the poll options, so your spelling mistakes are in concrete I think :D

[Katman]

Can't access the poll options, so your spelling mistakes are in concrete I think :D

I shall just live with the shame then.

[bogan]

So, the poll options are in descending order of most martial then? :whistle: sounds about right :crazy::lol:

[Katman]

Damn it, just realised 'widowed and remarried' is another important distinction for the poll options.

[Katman]

Damn it, just realised that the 'separated' option should have been split into 'separated with the chance of reconciliation' and 'separated with no chance of reconciliation'.

I'm not doing too well here, am I?

I can sense Maha's blood boiling already.

[bogan]

Isn't de-facto a thing also?

[Katman]

Isn't de-facto a thing also?

Nah, that's just flatting together in the same bed.

[Banditbandit]

Shouldn't your first tick box be two ??? Single .. and then another one Married ...

And I've had more than one mariage - so should I be ticking the "single marriage" box ... 'cause I've also been seperated and divorced ..

[FJRider]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=281574&d=1366241919

[Katman]

Shouldn't your first tick box be two ??? Single .. and then another one Married ...

And I've had more than one mariage - so should I be ticking the "single marriage" box ... 'cause I've also been seperated and divorced ..

No, the first box is for those who are still enduring their first marriage.

Your tick should go in the divorced box.

Thanks for playing. :niceone:

[Banditbandit]

No, the first box is for those who are still enduring their first marriage.

Your tick should go in the divorced box.

Thanks for playing. :niceone:

See .. but I'm not divorced .. I'm currently married .. and this one has lasted longer than my first one ..

[FJRider]

I shall just live with the shame then.

You done pretty well with it so far ... but most of us just ignore it ... ;)


Damn it, just realised 'widowed and remarried' is another important distinction for the poll options.


Perhaps you should just have made it multi choice .... ??? :innocent:

[Katman]

See .. but I'm not divorced .. I'm currently married .. and this one has lasted longer than my first one ..

Don't make this any more difficult than it has to be. :angry2:

[bogan]

Nah, that's just flatting together in the same bed.

With kids, and a mortgage, and no hope of escape, ever...

[Haggis2]

What about being buggered by a big black man?

[Stirts]

Damn it, just realised that the 'separated' option should have been split into 'separated with the chance of reconciliation' and 'separated with no chance of reconciliation'.

Where is the "E-vorce" option?
When you change your "marital status" on facebook. This can be temporary or permanent depending on the seriousness of the situation.

Temporary;
"Hey you, your status says you are single again, wanna root?

"No, my wife just e-vorced me for the day since I forgot to put the seat down, she will get over it and fix the status later"

Permanent;
Wife: Hey Numbnuts we have to talk.
Husband: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhargggggh.
Wife: I've decided I just can't do this anymore. So I want an e-vorce.
Husband: Don't say things you might regret later.
Wife: It's too late. I've already removed you from my facebook friends list.
Husband: I see. I'll just pack my digital stuff and move it over to my page.
Wife: Don't worry. I already deleted it

[mashman]

I'm married, didn't want to be, she did, and as I could leave her whether married or not it was always going to be one less thing to have to go through each time a friend gets married, so WTF.

[Maha]

Yet another inane poll that has no credence or relevance what so ever on a Motorcycle forum.
Maybe more suited for NZ Dating or FB where a large amount of the rant stuff posted, is overlooked by the masses of seemingly intelligent humans, or not in some cases.

PS: I am very happily married, so much so that my life is overwhelmingly complete. :motu:

[FJRider]

With kids, and a mortgage, and no hope of escape, ever...

Look on the bright side ... if the relationship ends. You get (ok .. entitled to) half of whatever is left ... that she hasn't already taken ..... :facepalm:

[Hitcher]

OK. I'm married. Which box should I tick?

And what is "Single Marriage"? Marriage, legally, involves two people. Multiple marriage as yet hasn't been legalised. Perhaps next year?

[Katman]

OK. I'm married. Which box should I tick?

And what is "Single Marriage"? Marriage, legally, involves two people. Multiple marriage as yet hasn't been legalised. Perhaps next year?

Refer post #11.

[Katman]

Yet another inane poll that has no credence or relevance what so ever on a Motorcycle forum.
Maybe more suited for NZ Dating or FB where a large amount of the rant stuff posted, is overlooked by the masses of seemingly intelligent humans, or not in some cases.


Coming from you Mark, that hurts - if you know what I mean. :whistle:

[FJRider]

What about being buggered by a big black man?

Your own sexual preferences ... are your own business ... :sunny:


There will be other forums for that ... probably ... :blink:

[Jantar]

OK, I ticked divorced, but that isn't really true.

My first marriage lasted 17 years 6 months. I am now married for the second time and that has lasted 17 years 9 months so far. I think i'll give it another month or three to see if it's permanent this time. :innocent:

[FJRider]

OK. I'm married. Which box should I tick?



Technically ... being married means ALL your boxes are already ticked. (your wife does that for you)


The only box you need to concern yourself with .. in the future ... has handles down each side.

[Stirts]

What about being buggered by a big black man?


There will be other forums for that ... probably ... :blink:

Sure is...

www.bigblackcock.com (http://www.parliament.nz/en-NZ/MPP/MPs/MPs/0/f/a/50MP126921-Harawira-Hone.htm)

[FJRider]

Sure is...

www.bigblackcock.com (http://www.tokerau.co.nz/)

That you know of (at least) one ... does not surprise me ... just the speed of reply ... ;)

[Maha]

Coming from you Mark, that hurts - if you know what I mean. :whistle:

You say that now....:wacko:

This ‘Poll’ is without substance.
It’s a survey at best, a survey that requires the bored an uninitiated to feel involved in something other than lesbian/homo talk..speaking of which, where is Madness?

[Banditbandit]

What about being buggered by a big black man?

Have you been seeing my mate Hone again ???

[Grizzo]

Married god damn it:angry2:

[bluninja]

Just 27 years and 7 months into my first marriage. I worry that I shouldn't have got married but I ran out of excuses after 4 years of being engaged :wacko: Still, she lets me buy and ride motorbikes so can't all be bad :innocent:

[Blackbird]

PS: I am very happily married, so much so that my life is overwhelmingly complete. :motu:

Likewise :Punk: Will have been married for 41 years in July and still crazy about her. God knows what she ever saw in me, just thankful! Mind you, she did come out with that old chestnut about men being like tiles - lay them properly first time and you can walk all over them forever :shutup:

[Road kill]

Married 34 years this May.

What do I win ?

[Blackbird]

Married 34 years this May.

What do I win ?

Free psychiatric counselling? :innocent:

[Mom]

Don't make this any more difficult than it has to be. :angry2:

Why, this thread is actually very funny.


PS: I am very happily married, so much so that my life is overwhelmingly complete. :motu:

Hard to beat that one eh?


Mind you, she did come out with that old chestnut about men being like tiles - lay them properly first time and you can walk all over them forever :shutup:

What on earth is she talking about :innocent:

[Blackbird]

What on earth is she talking about :innocent:

Not a clue........all in the dim, distant past. A guy can still dream though (or beg) :facepalm:

[Motu]

We often thought we'd like to get married for a special reason someday - however, we have been married 32 years because at the time there was a tax advantage for a married man. That no longer applies, so we are married for no reason at all.

[Madness]

Nah, that's just flatting together in the same bed.

Works for me. My flattie reminded me just the other month that we'd been flatting together for 10 years now. She seemed to get upset about it but I'm fucked if I know what the significance is all about.

[Mental Trousers]

We got married cos some people died, ie better do it before there's nobody around to celebrate it with us. Only regret is the father inlaw's passing was the main one that got us motivated. Shame he wasn't around.

[Brett]

Damn it, just realised 'widowed and remarried' is another important distinction for the poll options.

Your sample questions are going to let down your results now...better start again.:pinch:

[Katman]

Your sample questions are going to let down your results now...better start again.:pinch:

Maha would never forgive me.

[Mom]

Maha would never forgive me.

Perhaps, but I think it worth the risk :sunny:

[bosslady]

Married at 19. Separated at 21. Divorced at 23. Now, 26, single and ready to mingle baybee!!

[awayatc]

Damn it, just realised that the 'separated' option should have been split into 'separated with the chance of reconciliation' and 'separated with no chance of reconciliation'.

I'm not doing too well here, am I?

I can sense Maha's blood boiling already.

sounds like you given the whole thing a lot of thought then........:facepalm:


I fucked up to when I got married first time......

Got it sorted out perfectly second time round..

hard to find a good woman....

putting up with me

[awa355]

Married at 19. Separated at 21. Divorced at 23. Now, 26, single and ready to mingle baybee!!

Is that you in your avatar? sort've explains a lot.

Me, married 39 years, Been allowed to buy about 18 bikes in that time so doing somat right. Or is there some reason she keeps encouraging me to go on long over night rides? :whocares:

[mashman]

Married at 19. Separated at 21. Divorced at 23. Now, 26, single and ready to tingle baybee!!

Fixed that for ya :niceone:

[bosslady]

Fixed that for ya :niceone:

haha very good!

[Katman]

Is that you in your avatar? sort've explains a lot.


You should have seen her before she lost weight.

[bosslady]

Is that you in your avatar? sort've explains a lot.

Me, married 39 years, Been allowed to buy about 18 bikes in that time so doing somat right. Or is there some reason she keeps encouraging me to go on long over night rides? :whocares:

Yes it is, and?

[Brett]

Yes it is, and?

Love the pants.

[bosslady]

Love the pants.

Thanks, you're so kind!

[The Reibz]

Defacto for the last 3 years. Refuse to waste $20,000 on a wedding.
Been to a few weddings and all they really are is a glorified piss up with a high dress code.

[Berries]

Is this one of them grooming threads you hear about?

[Stirts]

Love the pants.

So does her crack...nom nom noms

[HenryDorsetCase]

Never married. been with the same partner for 30 years. Bit more than flatting in the same bed, as you put it

[Banditbandit]

Defacto for the last 3 years. Refuse to waste $20,000 on a wedding.
Been to a few weddings and all they really are is a glorified piss up with a high dress code.

It doesn't cost 20 grand for a wedding ... I've been married twice and never spent anywhere near that much ...

[Maha]

Riverting comments so far...please make sure you vote, it really does count (for nothing)....think I'll a 750ml bottle of Rum to Taupo soon....coke optional.:brick:

[Katman]

Riverting comments so far...please make sure you vote, it really does count (for nothing)....think I'll a 750ml bottle of Rum to Taupo soon....coke optional.:brick:

Sounds like you've made a start on the rum already.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Not a clue........all in the dim, distant past. A guy can still dream though (or beg) :facepalm:

beg, mostly. I find.

[blackdog]

So why the discrimination against bigamists and the polyamourous aye?

[HenryDorsetCase]

Riverting comments so far...please make sure you vote, it really does count (for nothing)....think I'll a 750ml bottle of Rum to Taupo soon....coke optional.:brick:

Are you in the Hells Angels?

[Berries]

Are you in the Hells Angels?
Is that another riverting poll?

[slowpoke]

Nah, that's just flatting together in the same bed.

WTF? You mean she owes me rent for the last 22 years? WOOHOO! That'll be one new Panigale for me then......

[Katman]

WTF? You mean she owes me rent for the last 22 years? WOOHOO! That'll be one new Panigale for me then......

Break the news to her gently.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Break the news to her gently.

and have a camera rolling.

[FJRider]

Break the news to her gently.

Like he said ... and be out of arms reach at the time. Tell her by text is good ... <_<

[slofox]

I was divorced but the lady is now dead. Does that mean I am divorced (from a dead person) or am I widowed?

Which box should I tick?

[HenryDorsetCase]

I was divorced but the lady is now dead. Does that mean I am divorced (from a dead person) or am I widowed?

Which box should I tick?

You are "divorced". You would be a widower if the lady in question was still married to you at the time of her death. You're welcome.

By the way, we don't have divorces in New Zealand. The only way that a marriage is ended is by a dissolution, and the only way to get a dissolution is to declare to the Court that you have lived apart from your spouse for two years. And your declaration will also include a declaration that you have sorted out your relationship property and custody/access/maintenance issues.

Just so everyone knows.

I'm not sure if I have mentioned this before but one of the more difficult relationship bustups I have been involved with professionally was a a lesbian couple. No real issue dealing with their property, or financial issues but much ink was spilt and fits were thrown about who got the three dogs. Can't split them down the middle, can't take one and a half each, can't do week about really.

It was awful. I don't do the ones where the same arguments are had by people who fucking should know better about their children. Its brutal

[Katman]

No real issue dealing with their property, or financial issues but much ink was spilt and fits were thrown about who got the three dogs. Can't split them down the middle, can't take one and a half each, can't do week about really.


Damn, you missed the chance to display the wisdom of Solomon.

[Katman]

Which box should I tick?

Tick any one.

It doesn't really matter anymore. :weep:

[bluninja]

Were the dogs well hung? :eek:

so if you don't have divorce, how can you be a divorcee? Wouldn't you just dissoluted (as opposed to disillusioned)?

[cc rider]

I ate half a large block of choc with hazelnuts tonight :D

sent by my lil teddybear... he has never been married

[Edbear]

Were the dogs well hung? :eek:

so if you don't have divorce, how can you be a divorcee? Wouldn't you just dissoluted (as opposed to disillusioned)?

Probably both...

[jellywrestler]

Nah, that's just flatting together in the same bed.

the governement dontr see it that way, after a period of time it's half way through everything you own

[FJRider]

the governement dontr see it that way, after a period of time it's half way through everything you own

AND/or ... half of everything SHE owns ... same rules for both "flatties" ...

[Disco Dan]

My standards are too high... :whistle:

So single.

[Katman]

My standards are too high... :whistle:

So single.

Says the man who'll hit on anything in a skirt.

Maybe New Zealand women's standards are too high.

[Maha]

Says the man who'll hit on anything in a skirt.

Maybe New Zealand women's standards are too high.

...or rubber, do you remember the classic when he was trying his best with Finns 2nd log on Miss .....whatever? can't recall the name.

[Katman]

...or rubber, do you remember the classic when he was trying his best with Finns 2nd log on Miss .....whatever? can't recall the name.

Yes, I vaguely remember it.

I just wish my search skills were more developed.

[FJRider]

Maybe New Zealand women's standards are too high.

Or the standard of New Zealand men is low.

[Maha]

Yes, I vaguely remember it.

I just wish my search skills were more developed.

Miss Sophie....

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/46468-Sophie-spills-the-beans....not a bad read.

[cc rider]

Ate the other half of my block of chocy... Mmmm



my teddy bear is gay... who knew :rolleyes:

[FJRider]

Eat the other half of my block of chocy... Mmmm



my teddy bear is gay... who knew :rolleyes:

Chocolate will always be there for you. I've never found a chocolate bar I didn't like.

I had a deprived childhood. I never had a teddy bear.

[Stirts]

I had a deprived childhood. I never had a teddy bear.

So did CC Rider, she ate her teddies chocolate hazelnuts!!!

<img src="http://maxblogcdn.fooyoh.com/thumbnail/3/201009111213417220.w500-h355.jpg"></img>

[cc rider]

On behalf of Teddy -Bare... :gob:

I'm definitely not telling what I'm eating tonight Stirts... you wude woman you :spanking:




So no I'm not eating a creamy white delight :shifty::shifty:

[FJRider]

So no I'm not eating a creamy white delight :shifty::shifty:

Did dark Brazilian nuts find favour ... :innocent:

[JimO]

What about being buggered by a big black man?
no thanks, im still walking funny after the last time

[ducatilover]

Marriage sounds like less money for bikes, so I'll just continue being single. :niceone:

[cc rider]

Did dark Brazilian nuts find flavour... :innocent:No nuts tonite... just chocy & a very edgy bear :bleh: