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jimiwith2eyes
18th April 2013, 11:22
Hi I'm Jimi Jimiwith2eyes eh' yeah another bit of fresh for you buggers to rip to pieces................. anyways I ride adventure bikes as well as cruisers no more cafe' racers though................hitting the Saab has put me off them for LIFE!!!! Well he's a pic' of me Beastii and beautiful me!!!! Oh and if any of you buggers live down Tuatapere way maybe we could find the end of the road and then have some fun eh'...................
:rockon:

clint640
18th April 2013, 15:03
Welcome aboard mate! You're in a nice part of the country for adv riding. :sunny:

Cheers
Clint

thepom
18th April 2013, 15:20
Are you a sweaty sock ? :gob:

Night Falcon
18th April 2013, 17:55
howdy there JW2E's, awsome country down your way for adv riding and you got a great bike to check it out on :scooter:

Akzle
18th April 2013, 18:49
i assume you know a jim with one i?

nice bike. it's a shame you drink speights, you almost sounded like a nice person, too.

leathel
18th April 2013, 18:58
Welcome

cruiser/ adventure bike... nice mix, I must get another adventure bike :D

FJRider
18th April 2013, 19:04
Welcome to the site. Another Southlander on site ... :laugh:

My birth certificate tells me I was born in Tuatapere. (Groveburn actually) ... but I don't remember much of that time ... :innocent:

Plenty of trails here in paradise to explore ... if you haven't already.

dino3310
18th April 2013, 19:05
welcome mate, nice looking XT.

Mom
18th April 2013, 19:12
Hi I'm Jimi Jimiwith2eyes eh' yeah another bit of fresh for you buggers to rip to pieces................. anyways I ride adventure bikes as well as cruisers no more cafe' racers though................hitting the Saab has put me off them for LIFE!!!! Well he's a pic' of me Beastii and beautiful me!!!! Oh and if any of you buggers live down Tuatapere way maybe we could find the end of the road and then have some fun eh'...................
:rockon:

Good on ya mate! Welcome to the forum!

jimiwith2eyes
19th April 2013, 02:42
Welcome aboard mate! You're in a nice part of the country for adv riding. :sunny:

Cheers
Clint
Cheers dude!!!! and yeah I mean HELL YEAH!!!! I'm so damn spoiled for choice as to where I'm going to ride it not even funnii!!!! but it is a hell of alot of FUN!!!!Just take a look at todays bit of FUN!!!! I get back to the bloodii boat ramp at Lake Hauroko and there to young ladies standing on the ramp looking at me so I just sort of slowly creep me Beastii up beside them and park about 20 feet away get off me Beastii and tear off me jacket boots & leathers sit down and get a beer outta' me tailbag (it's HOT work) I look back at the young ladie who are now looking at me while taking off there clothes!!!! I'm like OMG................next thing one yells out you coming in???? I'm like WTF???? they giggle as young ladies do and set about walking into the lake!!!!:yes:
LIFE is GOOD in the far SOUTH!!!!

jimiwith2eyes
19th April 2013, 02:44
i assume you know a jim with one i?

nice bike. it's a shame you drink speights, you almost sounded like a nice person, too.

Hey ain't nothing wrong with the pride of the SOUTH!!!! whats more is damn cheap!!!!:done:

jimiwith2eyes
19th April 2013, 02:49
Are you a sweaty sock ? :gob:
A sweaty sock...................um' well WTF is a sweaty sock???? I do work on a salmon farm and wear gumboots have cause my feet to sweat is that what you mean????:blank::blank:

jimiwith2eyes
19th April 2013, 02:54
Welcome

cruiser/ adventure bike... nice mix, I must get another adventure bike :D
Yeah me cruiser ain't been cruising since I bought the Xt and turned it into a Beastii eh' but I'll strip the ole girl done this winter and maybe I'll go for a cruise sometime.......................:scooter:

jimiwith2eyes
19th April 2013, 02:55
Good on ya mate! Welcome to the forum!

Cheers Mom!!!!:rockon:

jimiwith2eyes
19th April 2013, 02:59
welcome mate, nice looking XT.
Yeah it's getting there!!!! still have more to do before me Beastii is up to spec though
just gotta' make sure I don't get taken out by any more waves eh'...............:facepalm:

jimiwith2eyes
19th April 2013, 03:05
Welcome to the site. Another Southlander on site ... :laugh:

My birth certificate tells me I was born in Tuatapere. (Groveburn actually) ... but I don't remember much of that time ... :innocent:

Plenty of trails here in paradise to explore ... if you haven't already.
Groveburn...............nah' don't know that one yet maybe I'll look it up on google eh' I was born up North eh' but got wise a left that part of the world eh' I spend half me life on stewart Island now and the rest it roaming about the place looking for adventure and meeting people as I go eh';)

brp
19th April 2013, 08:53
Cheers dude!!!! and yeah I mean HELL YEAH!!!! I'm so damn spoiled for choice as to where I'm going to ride it not even funnii!!!! but it is a hell of alot of FUN!!!!Just take a look at todays bit of FUN!!!! I get back to the bloodii boat ramp at Lake Hauroko and there to young ladies standing on the ramp looking at me so I just sort of slowly creep me Beastii up beside them and park about 20 feet away get off me Beastii and tear off me jacket boots & leathers sit down and get a beer outta' me tailbag (it's HOT work) I look back at the young ladie who are now looking at me while taking off there clothes!!!! I'm like OMG................next thing one yells out you coming in???? I'm like WTF???? they giggle as young ladies do and set about walking into the lake!!!!:yes:
LIFE is GOOD in the far SOUTH!!!!

"Good on ya M8"

Welcome Jimi ... Last time got on it in Tuatapere was with Jim Dimes and his mate - wild pair - out came the double barrel at 4 in the morning, they were just warming up ....:wacko:

Oscar
19th April 2013, 08:58
A sweaty sock...................um' well WTF is a sweaty sock???? I do work on a salmon farm and wear gumboots have cause my feet to sweat is that what you mean????:blank::blank:

A Scotsman.
Cockney rhyming slang: sweaty sock = Jock

thepom
19th April 2013, 09:16
ha ha spot on Oscar....if you put a scottish accent on when jimi is calling his a beastie it sounds really scottish.....anyhoo ..welcome jimi and good bike there....I have one the same.....

FJRider
19th April 2013, 15:27
Groveburn...............nah' don't know that one yet maybe I'll look it up on google eh' I was born up North eh' but got wise a left that part of the world eh' I spend half me life on stewart Island now and the rest it roaming about the place looking for adventure and meeting people as I go eh';)

Groveburn is now an area west of Tuatapere rather than a town.

jimiwith2eyes
19th April 2013, 22:37
i assume you know a jim with one i?

nice bike. it's a shame you drink speights, you almost sounded like a nice person, too.
Ah well I did once have 1eye but now I look both ways to see who's lurking eh' thus I'm Jimiwith2eyes eh' I see shit most people never do................... some people call me teflon because shit never seems to stick to my sweet ass eh':innocent:

jimiwith2eyes
19th April 2013, 22:41
Welcome

cruiser/ adventure bike... nice mix, I must get another adventure bike :D
Yes you should!!!! it bring the child out in you eh' but you still have the brains not to do the dumb shit you did back in the day........................Oh and best of all it's FUN!!!! :rockon:

jimiwith2eyes
19th April 2013, 22:48
"Good on ya M8"

Welcome Jimi ... Last time got on it in Tuatapere was with Jim Dimes and his mate - wild pair - out came the double barbell at 4 in the morning, they were just warming up ....:wacko:

Hahahahahaha funnii shit eh' the buggers are just as bad (if not worse) at my other home on Rakiura Stewart Island!!!! I love that place but it just gets abit small sometime and there ain't enough places to ride anymore...............
:drinknsin

jimiwith2eyes
19th April 2013, 22:52
A Scotsman.
Cockney rhyming slang: sweaty sock = Jock

Um' NO I'm a purebred Kiwi mongrel eh' but i work for a Jock in a frock....................he's:shifty:

jimiwith2eyes
19th April 2013, 23:01
ha ha spot on Oscar....if you put a scottish accent on when jimi is calling his a beastie it sounds really scottish.....anyhoo ..welcome jimi and good bike there....I have one the same.....

Hahahahahaha okay okay but I call it me Beastii because with the new exhaust it now sounds like a Beastii eh'!!?!! it ain't a stealth bomber no more................ and yes the XT's are verii good bikes too easii as to get aftermarket parts for and they do make them perform verii verii well eh':niceone:

jimiwith2eyes
19th April 2013, 23:05
Groveburn is now an area west of Tuatapere rather than a town.

Oh I see...................west eh' where the Hillbillies live right??!?? I spend a lot of time messing about in them hill's eh':laugh:

FJRider
19th April 2013, 23:15
Oh I see...................west eh' where the Hillbillies live right??!?? I spend a lot of time messing about in them hill's eh':laugh:

There wouldn't have been when I lived there ... but I do like the sound of the Banjo ... <_<

leathel
20th April 2013, 07:18
Yes you should!!!! it bring the child out in you eh' but you still have the brains not to do the dumb shit you did back in the day........................Oh and best of all it's FUN!!!! :rockon:

I dont know about not doing dumb shit...thats why I got a cruiser instead of a sport bike.... one run down SH1 and something capable of high speed and I wont have a license .... Still have a XR250 to play in the dirt but I so miss the 600, should never of sold it!

I will get another big dirt/ adventure bike when I have finished a few projects and sold them :)

unstuck
20th April 2013, 08:14
Damn that is a couple of brave young lasses, that lake is fuckin freezing on the warmest days.Not to mention the sandlfies.:bleh::devil2:

Coolz
20th April 2013, 10:53
Sorry Jimmy, you have to be one eyed or myophic to fit in around here. We already have our resident vissionary (Mashman), nice bike tho.

FJRider
20th April 2013, 11:17
Damn that is a couple of brave young lasses, that lake is fuckin freezing on the warmest days.Not to mention the sandlfies.:bleh::devil2:

There would be no shortage of volunteers to apply the insect repellent ... or the creams afterwards ... :shifty:

jimiwith2eyes
20th April 2013, 11:21
Damn that is a couple of brave young lasses, that lake is fuckin freezing on the warmest days.Not to mention the sandlfies.:bleh::devil2:
Oh yes them young ladies were braver than me eh'!!?!! though I was verii verii tempted to strip off further and join them eh'.....................:not:

jimiwith2eyes
20th April 2013, 11:26
Sorry Jimmy, you have to be one eyed or myophic to fit in around here. We already have our resident vissionary (Mashman), nice bike tho.
Ah but I have 2 ii & no y eh'................................:eek5:

Subike
20th April 2013, 11:37
Tuatapere eh, Watch out for a fella called Steve, on a VW trike,
hes a coonskin hat wearing bushman, ask him about the tracks you can ride.
He would have probably walked them with his bowie knife and sawn off shotgun hunting rabbits....
Love the ride over Blackmount to TeAnau....but not in winter

FJRider
20th April 2013, 11:46
Love the ride over Blackmount to TeAnau....but not in winter

With his bike ... he'd prefer the ride over the Borland saddle into the South arm of Lake Manapouri.

Subike
20th April 2013, 12:29
With his bike ... he'd prefer the ride over the Borland saddle into the South arm of Lake Manapouri.

yup Trev, you would be right about that, but didnt he say her had a cruiser parked under a blanket in the garage as well?

Meh, any ride anywhere is good,

_Shrek_
22nd April 2013, 00:10
Hi I'm Jimi Jimiwith2eyes eh' yeah another bit of fresh for you buggers to rip to pieces................. anyways I ride adventure bikes as well as cruisers no more cafe' racers though................hitting the Saab has put me off them for LIFE!!!! Well he's a pic' of me Beastii and beautiful me!!!! Oh and if any of you buggers live down Tuatapere way maybe we could find the end of the road and then have some fun eh'...................
:rockon:

hiya jimi sounds like me & the Off-spring will have to catch up some time after the snow for a look around

welcome to da sight :apint:

jimiwith2eyes
22nd April 2013, 21:42
Tuatapere eh, Watch out for a fella called Steve, on a VW trike,
hes a coonskin hat wearing bushman, ask him about the tracks you can ride.
He would have probably walked them with his bowie knife and sawn off shotgun hunting rabbits....
Love the ride over Blackmount to TeAnau....but not in winter
Well it's a small world eh' I bought his house eh' he stayed living here for a wee while afterwards too............:laugh:

jimiwith2eyes
22nd April 2013, 21:51
With his bike ... he'd prefer the ride over the Borland saddle into the South arm of Lake Manapouri.

That's a great wee ride eh'!!?!! I tried to find my way over to the West-arm but sort got lost more than once eh'...........hahahahaha one damn track was taking up to the top of the bloodii mountain!!!! I had to bail out in the end because of vertigo!!!!
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the first pic' is the track from another view and the close up of me Beastii was taken just after I bailed out and turned back eh':wings:

jimiwith2eyes
22nd April 2013, 21:54
hiya jimi sounds like me & the Off-spring will have to catch up some time after the snow for a look around

welcome to da sight :apint:
Snow...................Ya' can't let a lil' bit of snow hold ya' back now!!!! jezz I thought you lot were hardcore bikers too!!?!! hahahahahaha hey yeah anytime eh' one can never have enough mates & riding buddii's eh':niceone:

jimiwith2eyes
22nd April 2013, 22:03
Just thought you buggers may like to have a wee laugh on my behalf eh' Check out this for a stuckage!!!!
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I did get out in the end but not without some help from Johan from Wairaurahiri Jet & a couple friendlii hunters!!!! Thank's dudes!!!! if it wasn't for you I'd still be camped in the bush....................:argh:

FJRider
22nd April 2013, 22:08
That's a great wee ride eh'!!?!! I tried to find my way over to the West-arm but sort got lost more than once eh'...........hahahahaha one damn track was taking up to the top of the bloodii mountain!!!! I had to bail out in the end because of vertigo!!!!


I did it on a grey tank XL250 honda. A great wee ride indeed.

There is no connecting road to the West arm side. A few have tried ... but the open chequebook of the road builders couldn't manage it. They did well to get as far as they did.

A walking track connects the two sides ... but the "walking" description ... over simplifies what is actually needed to cover that piece.

unstuck
23rd April 2013, 08:05
I did the borland on an old xl250 too. That bike dont look too stuck Jim, but then moving water does not help.:Punk:

brp
23rd April 2013, 08:42
Yah know yah in the shite when a jet boat got to pull you out ?

Yah checked yah wheel bearing yet jimmi ?

jimiwith2eyes
23rd April 2013, 21:43
Yah know yah in the shite when a jet boat got to pull you out ?

Yah checked yah wheel bearing yet jimmi ?
I will be stripping mr Beastii down verii soon eh' I've had some close encounters with some rouge waves too eh'......................hahahahahaha Oh well if I come up smiling it can't be to bad eh':doctor:

jimiwith2eyes
23rd April 2013, 21:51
I did the borland on an old xl250 too. That bike dont look too stuck Jim, but then moving water does not help.:Punk:
Oh it was stuck good believe me!!!! the bottom of that flood stream was soft as fuck eh' bloodii sand was up past the top of the rear disc and stones had jammed the sprockets we had to lift the rear end up to free the back wheel hahahahaha oh what fun this adventure riding is eh':Oops:

NordieBoy
24th April 2013, 19:29
Up here, we plug the lakes so the water gets that deep over the jettys...

jimiwith2eyes
24th April 2013, 20:21
Up here, we plug the lakes so the water gets that deep over the jettys...
Hey I see you got a nice soft seat on your DR NordieBoy??!?? good thinking shame you not living down this end of the mightii South Island eh' I think we'd have some fun out on them dustii back roads & trail's but maybe one day it'll happen??!?? I'll have to check out your pic's & vid's in more depth when I get back to Tuatapere eh' the internet here at Hotel Kiwa Big Glory Bay ain't verii flash eh' Ride hard dude!!!!
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff222/jimiwith2eyes/Facebook/Hotel%20Kiwa/35709_406304589169_2401081_n.jpg