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Sniper
18th August 2005, 18:46
Let's check!

A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralysed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers please?" The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says: "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you!" They stare at him and say, "That can't be!" He replies, "OK, let's check!" He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of them?" "Yes, both of them!"

onearmedbandit
18th August 2005, 21:37
Fatal flaw there sniper, if he was paralysed from the waist down he wouldn't feel the cold on his feet.

Otherwise funny.

HDTboy
18th August 2005, 21:40
two broken legs would do it