What would YOU do?

[bosslady]

Scenario is... you've been "borrowing" your neighbours cat for approx. a year. Feeding it, de-fleaing it and it spends a good deal of its time at your house (owners house has children in it full time, not part time as in your house, cat probably sick of kids). Your neighbour moves a couple months ago, about a k away. Neighbour kept cat indoors for 3 weeks so it wouldn't run away. As soon as neighbour let's it out, it goes missing and one week later turns up at YOUR house. You really love the cat but do the right thing and call the owner. Owner picks it up and is so happy cause his little girls were sad and thought it was dead or something. P.s. you learn they've given it a stupid name, poor cat. Then, maybe 2 weeks later it turns up at your house AGAIN. It's now been there for almost 1.5 days. The owner knows where you live, of course, said if it ever went missing they'd know where it would go and they have your number but you haven't heard from them yet. Do you keep the cat? Or call the rightful owner? :rolleyes:

[Madness]

I'd go for a ride.

[bosslady]

I'd go for a ride.

I've no bike at the moment it's at the panelbeaters. Besides my kids would probably need supervision.. ;)

[Maha]

$15 donation to the SPCA plus cat = job done..then go for a ride/walk.

[Erelyes]

Move in with your ex neighbours

[bosslady]

$15 donation to the SPCA plus cat = job done..then go for a ride/walk.

I don't get it, lol

[Madness]

Ask yourself this question: "What would Gareth Morgan do?"

[bosslady]

Ask yourself this question: "What would Gareth Morgan do?"

Probably hang it from tree. But I like the kitty so not the best idea.

[blue rider]

dear Bosslady
consider yourself adopted,

thanks
Cat

[tigertim20]

you really cant force a cat to live where YOU want it to.

sounds like its chosen to hang at yours and eat your food. If you dont want it, sucks to be you

[bosslady]

you really cant force a cat to live where YOU want it to.

sounds like its chosen to hang at yours and eat your food. If you dont want it, sucks to be you

No I love the kitty it's the only way I can get huggles from another living creature apart from my kids who don't count!

[bluninja]

Why not suggest the owner gets a kitten for her kids, and you keep the cat. She can tell the kids it's homesick for where it lived and doesn't understand about house moving. Shouldn't have fed it and looked after it, cats are opportunist and will eat and sleep anywhere people keep putting out for them; a bit like a Waitara teenager :eek:

Should you need something to cuddle up to....I could send my neighbours cats...they seem to have adopted my guinea pigs. So far they've eaten 4 youngsters. Hmmmm should I feed cat poison to one of my pigs and let them out for a run?

[bosslady]

Why not suggest the owner gets a kitten for her kids, and you keep the cat. She can tell the kids it's homesick for where it lived and doesn't understand about house moving. Shouldn't have fed it and looked after it, cats are opportunist and will eat and sleep anywhere people keep putting out for them; a bit like a Waitara teenager :eek:

Should you need something to cuddle up to....I could send my neighbours cats...they seem to have adopted my guinea pigs. So far they've eaten 4 youngsters. Hmmmm should I feed cat poison to one of my pigs and let them out for a run?

I think they had him since he was a kitten. I'll see what happens... maybe... the little girls love the cat, they have a couple though I think and ironically, are allergic to cat's.

[Kickaha]

Your neighbour moves a couple months ago, about a k away. Neighbour kept cat indoors for 3 weeks so it wouldn't run away. As soon as neighbour let's it out, it goes missing and one week later turns up at YOUR house. You really love the cat but do the right thing and call the owner. Owner picks it up and is so happy cause his little girls were sad and thought it was dead or something. P.s. you learn they've given it a stupid name, poor cat. Then, maybe 2 weeks later it turns up at your house AGAIN. It's now been there for almost 1.5 days. The owner knows where you live, of course, said if it ever went missing they'd know where it would go and they have your number but you haven't heard from them yet. Do you keep the cat? Or call the rightful owner? :rolleyes:

We aquired a cat like that, neighbours over the road would go on holiday and it'd move in with us while they were away,this happened a few times and then when they moved he turned up a few days later, after collecting him after the third time they said we could keep him if we wanted

[Rhys]

Do you not under stand! Cats don't have owners they have staff :weird:

[slofox]

dear Bosslady
consider yourself adopted,

thanks
Cat

Wot 'e sed...

I've had this happen twice in my lifetime of cats. Both times I've ended up with the cat. My current cat moved into my place and the previous owners told me I could keep her since "she love you..." She's been with me 14 years now.

We don't own cats - we are just staff to them.

[onearmedbandit]

Don't feed other peoples pets. It's that simple.

[Virago]

The owners know where to find it if they want it. Leave it for them to contact you.

[mashman]

You should move.

[Oakie]

Accept the cat likes you best. Contact the owner and tell them it looks like tiddles is going to keep this up so offer to keep it and suggest they get a new cat that will stay with them.

[awa355]

Pussy must love sponge cake:eek: A saurcer of antifreeze will cure the cat problem.

[Kickaha]

A saurcer of antifreeze will cure the cat problem.
You should be made to drink a bottle of it yourself for suggesting it

[MSTRS]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/p480x480/578045_545534002157764_703557955_n.jpg

[nonie]

This sort of post just makes me irrationally cross ! Never feed someone elses pets for goodness sake especially when you know where it came from. You made the problem just sort it out. if you want it, keep it. If you don"t then shoo it away and stop feeding the bloody thing. It will soon get the message or get the spca to pick it up. Can't believe I just spent time replying to this pathetic post !!!

[bosslady]

boo hoo, lol. We keep the bowl inside our house full of biscuits and leave the ranch slider or front door open and the neighbourhood cat's walk in and help themselves. We love cat's.

[oldrider]

I plan to come back in the next world as a cat but I have still got to eliminate a lot of vets in this one yet! :rolleyes:

[bosslady]

My conscience got the better of me so I rang them, they're on their way to pick him up lol.

[Bikemad]

Don't feed other peoples pets. It's that simple.

exactly what he said


boo hoo, lol. We keep the bowl inside our house full of biscuits and leave the ranch slider or front door open and the neighbourhood cat's walk in and help themselves. We love cat's.

do you love the cat enough to reimburse the original owners for the vet bills and shots etc they paid out for so they could enjoy their pet for years to come , if not a simple spray bottle with a vinegar water mix will soon put a stop to the cat wanting to visit you

[bosslady]

exactly what he said



do you love the cat enough to reimburse the original owners for the vet bills and shots etc they paid out for so they could enjoy their pet for years to come , if not a simple spray bottle with a vinegar water mix will soon put a stop to the cat wanting to visit you

If the cat loved that house so much he wouldn't run away ;) and I'm not going to do that to a cat. Bet it doesn't go to the vet, we de flead it ourselves. Don't fret so, they're just cat's. We have our eye on a ginger one now ;)

[Bikemad]

so if ya kids wanted to hang out at the nice mans house down the road that is nice and warm and he always has heaps of sweets,no vegetables,and big screen kids tv on all day and he even gives them a bath and back rubs n stuff............that would be ok with you..........its not like he has done anything wrong...is it?.............face it.........you are a dispicable CAT groomer

[Motu]

We have a cat like that. It lived a couple of doors up, and when my daughter and granddaughter lived 7 doors up, when they walked past the cat either walked home with them, or walked with them down to our place. No feeding was done, but she got attention. When the owners moved about a km away the cat didn't. I found her scrawny and underfed 2 or 3 months later and took her in - there was no way she was moving away from her area. Cats are very territorial, where they live is more important than who they live with. We have another cat who must be a result of owners moving too, but I don't know where he came from, he just turned up demanding he live with us.

From the otherside of changing cat ownership, we once moved about 10km, and our cat didn't move. This was on Waiheke Island, and he would walk out the door at 11.00pm, and walk down our old drive at 8.00am - Onetangi to Oneroa, that's rough country for a cat to walk overnight. Everyday after work I'd go to the old house and bring him home, that night he'd walk back.We tried all the tricks of course, but another factor was that I'd just picked up a stray cat the week we moved....didn't help him want to stay. I bought him home 13 times until his paws were bleeding and he was shitting blood. I had to admit defeat, and our old neighbour was happy to take him over....or at least his daughter was.

If you are a cat person, keep the cat. If you are a heartless cat hater get all grumpy with it's owner.

[bosslady]

so if ya kids wanted to hang out at the nice mans house down the road that is nice and warm and he always has heaps of sweets,no vegetables,and big screen kids tv on all day and he even gives them a bath and back rubs n stuff............that would be ok with you..........its not like he has done anything wrong...is it?.............face it.........you are a dispicable CAT groomer

LOL. Yes, comparable scenarios, entirely. It's a cat.

[buggerit]

stray pussy, nothing but trouble!!:nono:

[Bikemad]

LOL. Yes, comparable scenarios, entirely. It's a cat.

yes it is......but....it's someone elses cat............a member of someone elses family:nono:

http://youtu.be/CTMEfCK_HTU

[Bassmatt]

Don't feed other peoples pets. It's that simple.

Exactly this. I hope you feel happy with yourself that little Johnny now cries himself to sleep because mittens has gone away, never to return.
Get your own cat, and hope you have less selfish neighbours than you are/were.

[bosslady]

Y'all are funnies ;)

[Erelyes]

the neighbourhood cat's

We love cat's.

they're just cat's.

I hate to be the grammar nazi here, but... that apostrophe is more annoying than a cat*.

I should know, I own one.

[bosslady]

I hate to be the grammar nazi here, but... that apostrophe is more annoying than a cat*.

I should know, I own one.

Blame the predictive text on my tablet.

I should know, I own one ;)

[Katman]

so if ya kids wanted to hang out at the nice mans house down the road that is nice and warm and he always has heaps of sweets,no vegetables,and big screen kids tv on all day and he even gives them a bath and back rubs n stuff............that would be ok with you..........its not like he has done anything wrong...is it?.............face it.........you are a dispicable CAT groomer

Dude, I don't think she's giving it handjobs.

[Dogboy900]

I know you have but if it happens again ring the owner, and tell them if they want you are willing to keep the cat.

We have 8 cats, almost all were looking at death row before we took them on. We HAD another one who was part of a litter we raised from 5 weeks, he used to go missing for a few days, come back for a few days and we were sure he was splitting his time between us and a neighbours. We tried attaching a note to his collar to let them know we owned him and cared for him. We did not know which neighbour he was staying at. Eventually one of our neighbours who was renting moved and our cat never came back. The owners sold the property and we couldn't find out who they were.
Months of posting fliers, years of ads on trademe, SPCA checks, Pets on the net add, trips all around Wellington to look when people found a stray that looked like Oscar.
To sum up 4 years down the track still no Oscar but we still stop the car and check out any cat that looks like him.

To some it's just a cat to some its a member of the family.

Let them know you are willing to keep and look after the cat and they may be happy for you to keep it. Otherwise they should try keeping it in for 3 Months instead of weeks before letting it out.

[bosslady]

I know you have but if it happens again ring the owner, and tell them if they want you are willing to keep the cat.

We have 8 cats, almost all were looking at death row before we took them on. We HAD another one who was part of a litter we raised from 5 weeks, he used to go missing for a few days, come back for a few days and we were sure he was splitting his time between us and a neighbours. We tried attaching a note to his collar to let them know we owned him and cared for him. We did not know which neighbour he was staying at. Eventually one of our neighbours who was renting moved and our cat never came back. The owners sold the property and we couldn't find out who they were.
Months of posting fliers, years of ads on trademe, SPCA checks, Pets on the net add, trips all around Wellington to look when people found a stray that looked like Oscar.
To sum up 4 years down the track still no Oscar but we still stop the car and check out any cat that looks like him.

To some it's just a cat to some its a member of the family.

Let them know you are willing to keep and look after the cat and they may be happy for you to keep it. Otherwise they should try keeping it in for 3 Months instead of weeks before letting it out.

I already called them, as above and they picked him up. Were not going anywhere so the owners will always know where to find him.

[Dogboy900]

I realise that, I guess my point was let them know you are willing to keep the cat if they are willing to let you.

They may think they are putting you out if the cat keeps coming back to your place. Who knows they may even be thinking of surrendering it to the SPCA when there is a good home with you willing to take it?

[bosslady]

I realise that, I guess my point was let them know you are willing to keep the cat if they are willing to let you.

They may think they are putting you out if the cat keeps coming back to your place. Who knows they may even be thinking of surrendering it to the SPCA when there is a good home with you willing to take it?

Oh no, I'm sure they would never give him to the spca. Well see if it happens again. I bet he just comes back cause he thinks he's the boss of the area, the other cat's seem to submit to him.

[Akzle]

@OP
cats are shit. kill the fucken thing and let everyone get on with their life.

[Smifffy]

Let the cat do whatever it wants. That's what cats do. Tell the neighbour the cat is welcome to come around whenever it wants, but he isn't.

The cat knows the way by now.

[Maha]

I don't get it, lol

Take the cat to the SPCA where, for a small donation they will take it from you and rehouse it, then you are free to go for a ride/walk.

[FJRider]

Take the cat to the SPCA where, for a small donation they will take it from you and rehouse it, then you are free to go for a ride/walk.

Or she could phone the known owner to collect it ... for free.

[Oakie]

I plan to come back in the next world as a cat but I have still got to eliminate a lot of vets in this one yet! :rolleyes:

I plan to come back as a tablecloth ... so I'll get laid three times each day!

[Laava]

Scenario is... you've been "borrowing" your neighbours cat for approx. a year. Feeding it, de-fleaing it and it spends a good deal of its time at your house (owners house has children in it full time, not part time as in your house, cat probably sick of kids). Your neighbour moves a couple months ago, about a k away. Neighbour kept cat indoors for 3 weeks so it wouldn't run away. As soon as neighbour let's it out, it goes missing and one week later turns up at YOUR house. You really love the cat but do the right thing and call the owner. Owner picks it up and is so happy cause his little girls were sad and thought it was dead or something. P.s. you learn they've given it a stupid name, poor cat. Then, maybe 2 weeks later it turns up at your house AGAIN. It's now been there for almost 1.5 days. The owner knows where you live, of course, said if it ever went missing they'd know where it would go and they have your number but you haven't heard from them yet. Do you keep the cat? Or call the rightful owner? :rolleyes:

Why were you feeding your neighbours cat! And de fleaing it? Sounds like you own it.

Edit,I see my question is not very original, sorry about that.

[FJRider]

I plan to come back as a tablecloth ... so I'll get laid three times each day!

How many forks a day would that work out to ... :scratch:

[Flip]

Keep the cat, it sounds like you are both happy with this.

[mashman]

How many forks a day would that work out to ... :scratch:

None if it's a finger buffet.

[Grizzo]

Scenario is... you've been "borrowing" your neighbours cat for approx. a year. Feeding it, de-fleaing it and it spends a good deal of its time at your house (owners house has children in it full time, not part time as in your house, cat probably sick of kids). Your neighbour moves a couple months ago, about a k away. Neighbour kept cat indoors for 3 weeks so it wouldn't run away. As soon as neighbour let's it out, it goes missing and one week later turns up at YOUR house. You really love the cat but do the right thing and call the owner. Owner picks it up and is so happy cause his little girls were sad and thought it was dead or something. P.s. you learn they've given it a stupid name, poor cat. Then, maybe 2 weeks later it turns up at your house AGAIN. It's now been there for almost 1.5 days. The owner knows where you live, of course, said if it ever went missing they'd know where it would go and they have your number but you haven't heard from them yet. Do you keep the cat? Or call the rightful owner? :rolleyes:

First world problems ay.

[nerrrd]

No I love the kitty it's the only way I can get huggles from another living creature apart from my kids who don't count!

Now that's just silly.

Plus given I gave you a hug after our awesome ride, I'm slighty hurt by that (ok it wasn't much of a hug and definitely not a huggle).

Talk to me when you haven't had a huggle for about 25 years, sniff...and you should definitely get a cat.

[Goblin]

:laugh: Hah! Reminds me of when we had a black half siamese cat called Nigganuts. We tried to give him away to a lady who lived in the next suburb, Pleasant Heights. We knew the area as "Darkest Africa". He went missing for a few days so we all went around the neighborhood looking for him yelling "Nigganuts!!"
This was in the mid '70s but you couldn't get away with it today.:shifty:

[Berries]

Send it down to Dunedin, we'll look after it.

We love cats. (http://www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin/254995/killer-hangs-dead-cats-playground-trees)

[Maha]

Or she could phone the known owner to collect it ... for free.

The answer to this question really is very simple, but a poll should be added (not for the cat) just to make sure :rolleyes:

[Banditbandit]

DON'T FEED OTHER PEOPLE'S PETS !!!!!!!


And if it comes back again .. eat it !!!

[oldrider]

Thats just your way of advertising that you are a pussy eater! :bleh:

[FJRider]

The answer to this question really is very simple, but a poll should be added (not for the cat) just to make sure :rolleyes:

Multi-choice of course ...

[husaberg]

Multi-choice of course ...

I am sure as hell no bible basher, that's for sure, but isn't that book (which a lot of people seem to follow) generally leaning to be, kinda not in favour of coveting thy neighbors pussy:confused:

[FJRider]

I am no bible basher that's for sure, but isn't it generally leaning to be, kinda not in favour of coveting thy neighbors pussy:confused:

Pussy owners usually don't like it ... but if it follows you home ... <_<

[husaberg]

Pussy owners usually don't like it ... but if it follows you home ... <_<

I guess teething problems from Cupboard love, generally iron themselves out.....

[_Shrek_]

if it comes back you could try meow chow mien :msn-wink:

[ducatilover]

I think you should eat the pussy. :niceone:

[Maha]

if it comes back you could try meow chow mien :msn-wink:

The irony with that post is, I think that the cats name is Chairman Meow...:confused:

[Banditbandit]

So .. it might be a Chinese hairless pussy then ????

[leathel]

I am shocked....it took 4 pages to get to eating pussy :rolleyes:


After about the 5th time of the cat visiting the owners may give up :laugh:

Get an SPCA cat.... or catch a wild one, they make great pets..... If there are some around, Wild one and kids aren't allways a good mix though.... we still get the odd bike and the kids have learned not to hold the cat when the tail is twitching....Wife hasn't though (No drama's she caught the cat so her own fault)

[bosslady]

guess who's back for the FOURTH time now

[huff3r]

guess who's back for the FOURTH time now

Obviously they are not keeping the bastard locked up long enough in the new home. If they gave it a month, the cat would not come back I'm almost certain.

[Ocean1]

Obviously they are not keeping the bastard locked up long enough in the new home. If they gave it a month, the cat would not come back I'm almost certain.

Our big grey tom disappeared from the new house a couple of years ago, broke out of a slightly open window and away.

I wasn't too worried about him, he's just not the type to let the small matter of being homeless bother him too much. I was worried about the occasional missing local livestock. He's a big boy.

Anyway, he turned up over 7 months later, none the worse for wear. Just rolled up like he'd been gone for a couple of days checking out the local action and said, "where's me dinner."

[bosslady]

Obviously they are not keeping the bastard locked up long enough in the new home. If they gave it a month, the cat would not come back I'm almost certain.

they kept him inside for 3 weeks, no dice!

[huff3r]

they kept him inside for 3 weeks, no dice!

It's been 6 days since you started the topic... So clearly not this time.

[FJRider]

guess who's back for the FOURTH time now

A stab in the dark here ... but .... I'm guessing the cat .. :wait:

[FJRider]

It's been 6 days since you started the topic... So clearly not this time.

short weeks .. ??? :weird:

[husaberg]

There is an old wife's tale about getting the cat at its new home and coating it paws in Butter.
The theory is it will lick that butter off and by the time it does it feels like home.
I say to hell with that.
coat the entire cat in butter.
Add some potatoes and season to taste.
roast for 1.5 hours at 170chttp://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/images/smilies/laugh.gif
Tastes like chicken..

[Banditbandit]

http://www.jokesunlimited.com/jokepics/1341.jpg

[FJRider]

... Tastes like chicken..


Needs Garlic ... :msn-wink:

[bosslady]

guess who came back for the SIXTH time? I haven't told my old neighbour yet because he can't even come and pick it up as our new neighbours put a trespass on him... what to do..

[Katman]

guess who came back for the SIXTH time? I haven't told my old neighbour yet because he can't even come and pick it up as our new neighbours put a trespass on him... what to do..

Looks like he/she's yours.

[Smifffy]

guess who came back for the SIXTH time? I haven't told my old neighbour yet because he can't even come and pick it up as our new neighbours put a trespass on him... what to do..

Sure sounds like an erm 'interesting' neighbourhood. Are the trespass issuing neighbours the kind to call noise control as well?

[bosslady]

Sure sounds like an erm 'interesting' neighbourhood. Are the trespass issuing neighbours the kind to call noise control as well?

I'm not sure, they're not very talkative, I've only talked to them once in the past couple months cause I saw the husband and his mate pull up with some dirt bikes so I went and made conversation. Apparently the old neighbour was harassing the new ones and coming on to their property un announced or something, none of my business but sounds interesting yes.

[husaberg]

guess who came back for the SIXTH time? I haven't told my old neighbour yet because he can't even come and pick it up as our new neighbours put a trespass on him... what to do..
http://www.wtop.com/emedia/wtop/22/2267/226772.jpghttp://farm7.staticflickr.com/6029/6011224922_998de37343_z.jpg
Maybe you should get a large barking (all day while you are out) dog. It could solve both issues with the neighbours and the cat.

Either that or move house this assumes that cat can't find where you have moved to........

[bosslady]

noooooo I love kitties

[Berries]

Burn it.



10fc

[speights_bud]

A few months ago my mate moved house a couple of blocks away and their cat kept going back to the old place/old neighbor.

Now 'Frank the tank' is a fucking cool cat, but when they had Baby #1 he got the boot outside and was never allowed back in the house. I don't blame him for leaving though, they got him as a kitten 8 years ago then kicked him out! I still want to go get him myself from their old place as i reckon he'd be a good buddy for our cat but the Mrs won't let me :( .

Mate ended up getting a dog instead about a month later which i think is a bit shit really....

[Banditbandit]

guess who came back for the SIXTH time? I haven't told my old neighbour yet because he can't even come and pick it up as our new neighbours put a trespass on him... what to do..

Skin and dress the cat

Wrap it in bacon, put in a baking dish with a touch of white wine, bay leaves, thyme, rosemary and garlic. Add a pinch of cloves. COver adn bake at 350 degrees C for about three hours - remove cat from pan and set aside to finish ... take the bayleaves and assorted herbs from the liquid, mix in soy sauce and stir in a batter of flour and cold water - simmer to desired consitency and pour over the meat ..

Serve with roast potato pumpkin, kumera and assorted green vegetables.

[oldrider]

Skin and dress the cat

Wrap it in bacon, put in a baking dish with a touch of white wine, bay leaves, thyme, rosemary and garlic. Add a pinch of cloves. COver adn bake at 350 degrees C for about three hours - remove cat from pan and set aside to finish ... take the bayleaves and assorted herbs from the liquid, mix in soy sauce and stir in a batter of flour and cold water - simmer to desired consitency and pour over the meat ..

Serve with roast potato pumpkin, kumera and assorted green vegetables.

:lol: Reminds me! Years ago I asked my mate to take a little Kune Kune porker down to a mutual friends place because that's where he was going to himself.

A few weeks later (at the local) I asked how (Douglas) the porker was getting along, he replied what fucking porker? Haven't seen anything yet!

We both turned and looked at our mutual mate who beamed from ear to ear and exclaimed ... "delicious"! (Followed by Billy T James type chuckles!) :killingme

[bosslady]

Just an update for those who are interested (i.e. nobody). That cat came back about a total of 8 times. I have since moved out of the house (a couple of weeks ago) but went back a few days ago to pick something up and after not having seen the cat since early July, it was back AGAIN. This time it looked really feral, sick and was seriously overweight. The owner has been drugging it and trapping it inside of the house for all this time and it managed to get out and came back to the old house. The cat is never allowed outside now and as a result is overweight, poor thing. He should have just let us keep it... now it's "damaged goods" and a little bit weird / mental. Waste of a perfectly good cat!

[Banditbandit]

Waste of a perfectly good cat!

See - told you - you should have eaten it months ago ..

[bosslady]

See - told you - you should have eaten it months ago ..
Yea you're right, it's more fat than lean meat now.

[nerrrd]

Wow, who drugs their cat?? Bit sad for all involved really.

If you have to drug something, let it go.

[unstuck]

If you have to drug something, let it go.

Yeah, I tried to give myself up a couple of times, but I just cant seem to live without me.:crybaby:

[husaberg]

I came up with a plan


http://www.omgpins.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ice-cream-sundae-kitty-cat-sundae.jpg

Just how much custard can you get from a cat Baldric......

[husaberg]

decided to add this here too.

it was in the things you would never do again..

True story.
Tell one of the ladies that you are friends with, work with, share an office with.
That her and your recently (less than 5 months) married friend (that you and heralso work )
That "HER FRIEND" (and workmate) is sleeping with her brother in law
That also (of course)happens to work with you all.......

Read it twice, it's bloody hard to comprehend. Just how fucked up that situation is........ Then learn from me.
You must never never never tell her no mater what ever........ No matter how blatant, they are being about it.........
I kid you not........
Sometimes doing the right thing is the Wrong thing.. No mater how good a friend they are.... While i don't regret it...but i will never ever ever do it again...........

where the f is the cat now?

[oldrider]

Yeah, I tried to give myself up a couple of times, but I just cant seem to live without me.:crybaby:

It seems to be a lot easier if your beside yourself ... some people recommend laughter! :wings:

[Grizzo]

Smoke a joint and greedy back 8 beers before going on the cook straight ferry in rough seas and powerchuck in front of disgusted domesticated onlookers.

DOH

[Grizzo]

Teehee, ooops wrong thread.
See kids, dont do drugs...well not when drinking anyway.

[unstuck]

Teehee, ooops wrong thread.
See kids, dont do drugs...well not when drinking anyway.

:nya::nya::nya::nya::brick:

[husaberg]

:nya::nya::nya::nya::brick:

I seen it too, i think he was stalking me...; Dude i am a bloke lol

[unstuck]

I seen it too, i think he was stalking me...; Dude i am a bloke lol

:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme

[Str8 Jacket]

boo hoo, lol. We keep the bowl inside our house full of biscuits and leave the ranch slider or front door open and the neighbourhood cat's walk in and help themselves. We love cat's.

So you don't have your own cat but you do this? Fark I hate people like you, it's why my poor cat is OBESE. You just don't feed someone elses cat, it's that simple. If you want a cat go get your own.

[Akzle]

So you don't have your own cat but you do this? Fark I hate people like you, it's why my poor cat is OBESE. You just don't feed someone elses cat, it's that simple. If you want a cat go get your own.

you'd probably rather him than me.

i put out a bowl of whiskaz down the end of my rifle range...

[nodrog]

So you don't have your own cat but you do this? Fark I hate people like you, it's why my poor cat is OBESE. You just don't feed someone elses cat, it's that simple. If you want a cat go get your own.

I think KFC must leave its ranchslider open for our neighbourhood Coconuts.

[Big Dave]

decided to add this here too.

it was in the things you would never do again..

True story.
Tell one of the ladies that you are friends with, work with, share an office with, that her recently (less than 5 months) married friend (that you are also friends with, and work with etc) that "HER FRIEND" (and workmate) is sleeping with her sisters husband that also (of course)happens to work with you.......

read it twice it's bloody hard to comprehend, just how fucked up that situation is........ and learn from me.
you must never never never tell her no mater what, ever........ No matter how blatant they are being about it.........
I kid you not........
Sometimes doing the right thing is the Wrong thing no mater how good a friend they are.... While i don't regret it...but i will never ever ever do it again...........

where the f is the cat now?

Do. You. Speak. English?

[husaberg]

Do. You. Speak. English?

A variant of it, Do you understand what condescending is?
Regardless, I type as i speak, do you wish me to type S.L.O.W.E.R..:innocent:
That's actually why i took the time and drew a picture, because it is bloody hard to fathom the shear fuckeredupitness of the situation........
Its a complex web that i am the middle of....

What would you have done Dave?
Other than type it out bettererer............

You sir have the floor, regale us with yon wisdom.......

[Big Dave]

Luls. Betterer is gooder - like wot I writes.

Now. What would I have done in that situation? Same as always. Not give a fuck and talk about motorbikes.

[Madness]

I think KFC must leave its ranchslider open for our neighbourhood Coconuts.

There's bungas in Towel Wronger?

[husaberg]

Luls. Betterer is gooder - like wot I writes.

Now. What would I have done in that situation? Same as always. Not give a fuck and talk about motorbikes.

Easier said than done, for me.
If the sister in law was not my friend, and if the other women was not meant to hers!
Yes no doubt i would have laughed it off.

Regardless the next social function should be bloody funny.........

[Big Dave]

Indeed!

My KLR does 400km on a tank full. :-)

[unstuck]

My KLR does 400km on a tank full. :-)

That hand grip on the right, give it a twist every now and then, you wont get such good milage then.

[Big Dave]

That hand grip on the right, give it a twist every now and then, you wont get such good milage then.

I've told you 5 billion times I NEVER exaggerate.

[nodrog]

There's bungas in Towel Wronger?

Its like Bantu central now.