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ratusratus
8th May 2013, 11:40
every time you get kicked of a stupid bloody show or do well in it.....DONT CRY every time you do well at sports or get caught being a naughty boy after sports.....DONT CRY when you get pissed at a hotel in Hamner Springs and have to go on TV and apologise.....DONT CRY you are setting a bad example for all young boys who will think its alright to blubber like a baby for god sake......NZ men are turning into a bunch of pansys

onearmedbandit
8th May 2013, 11:53
Jebus man, cry me a river about it why don't ya.

The Reibz
8th May 2013, 15:50
Fuck couldn't agree more mate. Need to teach kids to start being loose khunts again.
Buy a column shift ute thats 30 years old and has a thirsty v8, none of this late model economy shit. Do a burn out every intersection and launch away from every set of lights.
Grow a mullet, Fuck this spikey hair doo shit.
Listen to Metallica, because Stan Walker is a raging homo and most music these days aint even played with real instruments.
Drink lion red/db draught/waikato/speights/double brown, none of this european pussy shit with the fine bubbles that tickle your nose.
Smoke port royal rollies (back a trailer while you are rolling one).
Don't vote, country is gonna be fucked no matter who gets in...
Get fines and don't pay them.
Wear jandals everywhere.
Don't embarrass yourself by buying a $40,000 boat and $80,000 Audi AWD to tow it, IF YOU CAN"T BACK THE FUCKIN TRAILER DOWN THE RAMP WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A TOOL AND HOLDING THE REST OF US UP!
Live in your shed.
Fix something yourself, don't hire some khunt...

The list just keeps going.

BRING BACK THE KIWI BLOKE I SAY

240
8th May 2013, 18:06
Farken well said!!!!!

steve_t
8th May 2013, 18:11
Nah, Gilmore's too much of an arrogant wanker for those tears to be real. His PR agent probably told him to pretend to cry to garner sympathy. He's a narcissistic asshole and should resign

Maha
8th May 2013, 18:12
What if you have face the media with the Police by your side to plead for information about your missing daughter?
Would crying in that scenario make you a pansy?

Virago
8th May 2013, 18:13
Nah, Gilmore's too much of an arrogant wanker for those tears to be real. His PR agent probably told him to pretend to cry to garner sympathy. He's a narcissistic asshole and should resign

I certainly thought his performance yesterday was almost worthy of an Oscar.

Trouble is, list MPs are untouchable.

FJRider
8th May 2013, 18:26
Those that come on KB and cry about it are the worst ... not even motorcycle related.

awa355
8th May 2013, 18:27
What if you have face the media with the Police by your side to plead for information about your missing daughter?
Would crying in that scenario make you a pansy?

Real tears over a child is understandable. Crocodile tears are another matter.

jellywrestler
8th May 2013, 18:32
every time you get kicked of a stupid bloody show or do well in it.....DONT CRY every time you do well at sports or get caught being a naughty boy after sports.....DONT CRY when you get pissed at a hotel in Hamner Springs and have to go on TV and apologise.....DONT CRY you are setting a bad example for all young boys who will think its alright to blubber like a baby for god sake......NZ men are turning into a bunch of pansys

our politicians are not Men, simple

willytheekid
8th May 2013, 18:33
http://ragecomicarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/funny-rage-comics-dont-cry.png

:wings:


...what did I win?:confused:

Big Dave
8th May 2013, 19:16
our politicians are not Men, simple


Tsk. It's 'Are we not men. D.E.V.O.'

Laava
8th May 2013, 19:20
Esp if you are Mark Lundy.

Banditbandit
9th May 2013, 10:23
Nah, Gilmore's too much of an arrogant wanker for those tears to be real. His PR agent probably told him to pretend to cry to garner sympathy. He's a narcissistic asshole and should resign

Yeah .. he's all of that .. but he's just proven what a stupid arsehole he is and he has to admit in front of the whole country that he's fucked up big time ...

His ego's taken a MASSIVE hit ... and he can't cope with that much damage ... he didn't need a PR agent to tell him to cry ... he's been completely destroyed ..

That said ... he should get over himself and man up ...

PS Bwhahahaha .. couldn't hapen to a better person .. the born-to-rule attitudes of the National party to the fore again !!! Fucking petit bourgoisie !!!

nudemetalz
9th May 2013, 12:26
He was virtually crying.... :lol: :lol::killingme


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRKbez1LpWU

Katman
9th May 2013, 13:20
Real tears over a child is understandable.

This guy looks sad.......

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_site_images/national_news/2012/08/police_previously_investigated_teacher_convicted_o f_sexual_abuse_4.jpg






......that he got caught.

nodrog
9th May 2013, 13:27
Fuck couldn't agree more mate. Need to teach kids to start being loose khunts again.
Buy a column shift ute thats 30 years old and has a thirsty v8, none of this late model economy shit. Do a burn out every intersection and launch away from every set of lights.
Grow a mullet, Fuck this spikey hair doo shit.
Listen to Metallica, because Stan Walker is a raging homo and most music these days aint even played with real instruments.
Drink lion red/db draught/waikato/speights/double brown, none of this european pussy shit with the fine bubbles that tickle your nose.
Smoke port royal rollies (back a trailer while you are rolling one).
Don't vote, country is gonna be fucked no matter who gets in...
Get fines and don't pay them.
Wear jandals everywhere.
Don't embarrass yourself by buying a $40,000 boat and $80,000 Audi AWD to tow it, IF YOU CAN"T BACK THE FUCKIN TRAILER DOWN THE RAMP WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A TOOL AND HOLDING THE REST OF US UP!
Live in your shed.
Fix something yourself, don't hire some khunt...

The list just keeps going.

BRING BACK THE KIWI BLOKE I SAY

you could add - "learn how to spell cunt properly".

Road kill
9th May 2013, 14:42
What if you have face the media with the Police by your side to plead for information about your missing daughter?
Would crying in that scenario make you a pansy?

Fuck yeah,,,You should be threatening bloody and pain full revenge,,,followed by a fuckin' good kicking.

Pleading just labels you as the screaming homo most people already thought you were.

Forget that if your a pom,,,in that case we understand.<_<

Maha
9th May 2013, 14:58
Fuck yeah,,,You should be threatening bloody and pain full revenge,,,followed by a fuckin' good kicking.

Pleading just labels you as the screaming homo most people already thought you were.

Forget that if your a pom,,,in that case we understand.<_<

The topic is about men shedding tear in the public arena Knob Cheese...
And it's YOU'RE :niceone:

But how sweet that you're doing your best to look well hard.

MSTRS
9th May 2013, 16:30
The topic is about men shedding tear in the public arena Knob Cheese...
And it's YOU'RE :niceone:

But how sweet that you're doing your best to look well hard.

Yep.
BTW - you missed the 'pain full revenge'...
:devil2:
:laugh:

Maha
9th May 2013, 17:15
Yep.
BTW - you missed the 'pain full revenge'...
:devil2:
:laugh:

The screaming homo thing got me thinking that, maybe some applied lube and it wouldn’t hurt so much?..don’t know, not my field of expertise.

Big Dave
9th May 2013, 18:19
you could add - "learn how to spell cunt properly".

N-o-d-r-o-g.

Gorgeousplak
19th May 2013, 14:21
every time you get kicked of a stupid bloody show or do well in it.....DONT CRY every time you do well at sports or get caught being a naughty boy after sports.....DONT CRY when you get pissed at a hotel in Hamner Springs and have to go on TV and apologise.....DONT CRY you are setting a bad example for all young boys who will think its alright to blubber like a baby for god sake......NZ men are turning into a bunch of pansys

Its to do with the way we accept boys crying their eyes out because they dont get their own way and grow into soft men who can't handle whats being said to them, especially when its a woman who's upfront and tells them like it is. Two-faced men are the worst kind of sloppy, sooky :baby: crying, howl bag kind when they get caught out.
I agree, grow some balls and get some concrete...

Akzle
19th May 2013, 15:30
Fuck couldn't agree more mate. Need to teach kids to start being loose khunts again....

+brown stubbies

ScrummyAdam
19th May 2013, 19:40
The cricket team have something to smile about, giving it to the English at Lords.

AllanB
19th May 2013, 19:47
Bloody Warriors should have been crying last night instead of grinning like idiots.

gammaguy
20th May 2013, 01:52
Fuck couldn't agree more mate. Need to teach kids to start being loose khunts again.
Buy a column shift ute thats 30 years old and has a thirsty v8, none of this late model economy shit. Do a burn out every intersection and launch away from every set of lights.
Grow a mullet, Fuck this spikey hair doo shit.
Listen to Metallica, because Stan Walker is a raging homo and most music these days aint even played with real instruments.
Drink lion red/db draught/waikato/speights/double brown, none of this european pussy shit with the fine bubbles that tickle your nose.
Smoke port royal rollies (back a trailer while you are rolling one).
Don't vote, country is gonna be fucked no matter who gets in...
Get fines and don't pay them.
Wear jandals everywhere.
Don't embarrass yourself by buying a $40,000 boat and $80,000 Audi AWD to tow it, IF YOU CAN"T BACK THE FUCKIN TRAILER DOWN THE RAMP WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A TOOL AND HOLDING THE REST OF US UP!
Live in your shed.
Fix something yourself, don't hire some khunt...

The list just keeps going.

BRING BACK THE KIWI BLOKE I SAY

God I miss New Zealand in the eighties

The summers were hotter and the sheilas were always up for it,none of that nancy condom crap either bareback riders unite....

As you were

Akzle
20th May 2013, 07:15
the sheilas were always up for it,none of that nancy condom crap either bareback riders unite....

i did unite! At least twice.
Apparently it causes children.
Now i dont unite much...

Maha
20th May 2013, 09:53
i did unite! At least twice.
Apparently it causes children.
Now i dont unite much...

Only when you're alone and the curtains are closed?

Well, I am off back to work now :wavey:

Tigadee
20th May 2013, 10:00
our politicians are not Men, simple

Wrong! You forgot Helen Clark! :nono:

Akzle
20th May 2013, 17:27
Only when you're alone and the curtains are closed?

Well, I am off back to work now :wavey:

i'm usually alone, and the caravan doesn't have curtains....


i mostly do when it's dark.




...in your shoes.

((you need a fucken hobby dude))

Maha
20th May 2013, 17:36
Hobbies are over rated, annoying you is way better fun.

awa355
24th May 2013, 20:20
Ali Williams turn tonight, Boo Hoo Hoo Hoo. :cry::cry:

Should've happened 3 years ago, :whocares: