The things we do, for the wife

[fireball]

This morning I spent the best part of 4 hours searching the internet for a low km, the right colour, under 10k...... Suzuki...... Swift.

I would have much rather spent that time looking at bikes for 10k.

The things you fo for the wife..... Sigh

What have you done lately?

[Laava]

You got married and didn't even invite us all?
Actually, so did I!

[caspernz]

My generosity ends at buying her a monthly train pass...you know the old maxim of treat 'em mean...?:laugh:

[Road kill]

Ever been horse shopping or dog showing ?

Car sales folk are Saints along side some second hand horse sellers.

All dog shows are fixed.

I do this shit once every 5 or 6 years then it takes that long to get over it before I make the mistake of doing it again,,,for the Mrs.

Supermarkets,,,,,,,,fuck me:brick:

[MIXONE]

I bought her all THREE copies of Fifty Shades of Grey.:msn-wink:

[Drew]

I just did the dishes, and have got some washing on.

"I cook, she cleans" works mint aye:no:

[FJRider]

I just did the dishes, and have got some washing on.



Then there will be the ironing to do ...... <_<

[Drew]

Then there will be the ironing to do ...... <_<
My suit shirts are the only thing in this house that get ironed...And I'm happy to pay the dry cleaner to do it.

There is of course the vacuum to be chased around, but lets not get ahead of ourselves. This Heineken tastes funny, I think I should have another one to further investigate this phenomenon.

[FJRider]

This Heineken tastes funny, I think I should have another one to further investigate this phenomenon.

Are you allowed ... ?? or isn't she home yet .. ??

[Drew]

Are you allowed ... ?? or isn't she home yet .. ??How intuitive. My wife is out for the night as it happens.

[FJRider]

How intuitive. My wife is out for the night as it happens.

Making up sex is always good .... :msn-wink:

[Oakie]

Gave advice to my daughter on buying her first bike. Got a text from her 40 minutes ago to sayn she's bought it. Just a 50cc scoot but it's brand new and she loves it!

[FJRider]

Gave advice to my daughter on buying her first bike. Got a text from her 40 minutes ago to sayn she's bought it. Just a 50cc scoot but it's brand new and she loves it!

Was she heading north or south ... ?? :laugh:

[sil3nt]

I hate Swifts so fucking much.

ME: oh cool there is some NZ motorsport on TV

"Suzuki Swift Series"

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[nodrog]

Making up sex ........ :msn-wink:

Is that where you hollow out a cucumber, put it in the microwave fo 7 seconds, then put it between the matteress and the base, and root it?

[Laava]

What happens if you go to 8 sec?

[Drew]

What happens if you go to 8 sec?Skin grafts.

[FJRider]

Is that where you hollow out a cucumber, put it in the microwave fo 7 seconds, then put it between the matteress and the base, and root it?

If that's the way you've always thought it was ... :eek: How long did it take you to work out the timing .. ??? <_<

[fireball]

Is that where you hollow out a cucumber, put it in the microwave fo 7 seconds, then put it between the matteress and the base, and root it?

I am concerned you know this in great detail

[Oakie]

If that's the way you've always thought it was ... :eek: How long did it take you to work out the timing .. ??? <_<

3 cucumbers?

[BMWST?]

strangely enough trolling car yards for toyota yaris,daihatsu sirions,honds jazz ,suzuki swift etc....and we ended up with a suzuku swift.It IS a nice wee car tho(for the type of car it is)

[FJRider]

I am concerned you know this in great detail

My concern is that he's happy to tell us ... that he knows this in great detail ... :msn-wink:

[Drew]

My concern is that he's happy to tell us ... that he knows this in great detail ... :msn-wink:
Sidecar racers, know no shame.