Five times a day....

[kerryg]

Read with interest in the Harold yesterday about a 53 year old local guy whose missus was allegedly putting drugs in his food to dampen down his sexual ardour. Seems he was looking for it up to 5 times a day :not: ..and she was getting a bit worn out. Now either she was exaggerating...or what a guy!!!!! :clap: :clap: I want whatever he's taking....mind you, my problem is more lack of opportunity :oi-grr:

[bugjuice]

5 times a day?! well, I guess I'll have to slow down when I get older then..

[FEINT]

maybe she was popping viagra in to his drinks? hahaha....

[SARGE]

Read with interest in the Harold yesterday about a 53 year old local guy whose missus was allegedly putting drugs in his food to dampen down his sexual ardour. Seems he was looking for it up to 5 times a day :not: ..and she was getting a bit worn out. Now either she was exaggerating...or what a guy!!!!! :clap: :clap: I want whatever he's taking....mind you, my problem is more lack of opportunity :oi-grr:


5 times a day??.. damn.. guess its true what they say about getting old then?

i dont look forward to slowing down

now all i need is a partner..

[F5 Dave]

Yeah, with a partner is ok, but it's not like the real thing. :rofl:

[Lou Girardin]

He was just getting his money's worth.
Those guys don't bring in imports to discuss the weather.

[Hitcher]

I was more intrigued by her choice of ingredients for the ardour-cooling cocktail. I have now drawn a pencil mark on the Dimp bottle...

[Big Dave]

Seems he was looking for it up to 5 times a day


I've always gone '5 times per shag'.....oh wait - sorry that's her.

[Wolf]

I was more intrigued by her choice of ingredients for the ardour-cooling cocktail. I have now drawn a pencil mark on the Dimp bottle...
Dimp? Hell's Bells, might even be worth the cost of the Harold to read that article. What else was in it?

[Str8 Jacket]

I was more intrigued by her choice of ingredients for the ardour-cooling cocktail. I have now drawn a pencil mark on the Dimp bottle...

:rofl: Yes, there has been a lengthy discussion going on in the office all morning as to what kind of "pest control" she was using?! Theory is that maybe she had a limited understanding of hte english language and just decided that as he was "pestering" her soo much that to her it may have seemed like the obvious answer . . . . :devil2:

[Wolf]

:rofl: Yes, there has been a lengthy discussion going on in the office all morning as to what kind of "pest control" she was using?! Theory is that maybe she had a limited understanding of hte english language and just decided that as he was "pestering" her soo much that to her it may have seemed like the obvious answer . . . . :devil2:
Maybe she just wanted to keep anything with a "stinger" on it away...

[Ixion]

Five ? Guess he must have gone home for lunch.

[Str8 Jacket]

Maybe she just wanted to keep anything with a "stinger" on it away...

No wonder she wanted to disuade him, if his "doodlythingymawhatsit" resembled a stinger . . .

[Wolf]

Five ? Guess he must have gone home for lunch.
'twas not lunch he was going home for.

[Str8 Jacket]

'twas not lunch he was going home for.

Either way it appears that something was being eaten! :devil2: (ba dom dom tish)

[Wolf]

Either way it appears that something was being eaten! :devil2: (ba dom dom tish)
Oh, come on, I already repped you for an earlier post - I can't give you any more rep with out "spreading it around" first.

[Str8 Jacket]

Oh, come on, I already repped you for an earlier post - I can't give you any more rep with out "spreading it around" first.


Hehe :devil2:

[WRT]

Either way it appears that something was being eaten! :devil2: (ba dom dom tish)

Two drums and a cymbol fell offa cliff . . . ba dom tish . . .


Oh god, that even makes me groan . . .

[Big Dave]

Two drums and a cymbol fell offa cliff . . . ba dom tish . . .


Oh god, that even makes me groan . . .


I got worse

what did the red indian say when his hound fell off a cliff...........?

dog-gone.

[WRT]

I got worse

what did the red indian say when his hound fell off a cliff...........?

dog-gone.

Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?


(said with dodgy mexican accent)

tequila

[Beemer]

I can't remember the exact wording, but the poster advertising today's Dominion Post had something like "my sexual urges were normal" on it. Kinda makes you want to buy the paper to find out what he classed as normal!

Sounds like she was a mail order bride and didn't fancy him. She was young, he was not, age old story! Chance would be a fine thing - 35 times a week, when did he sleep?

[kerryg]

5 times a day??.. damn.. guess its true what they say about getting old then?

i dont look forward to slowing down


:confused: :blink: :eek5: :(
*shrinks to very small size and creeps off to hide in corner*

[Ixion]

I can't remember the exact wording, but the poster advertising today's Dominion Post had something like "my sexual urges were normal" on it. Kinda makes you want to buy the paper to find out what he classed as normal!

Sounds like she was a mail order bride and didn't fancy him. She was young, he was not, age old story! Chance would be a fine thing - 35 times a week, when did he sleep?

In the evening - Afterwards.
In the morning - Before.

But I don't believe 35 times a week. I mean, Friday night is brewers droop night, ain't it. So that's only 33 times a week.

[Eurygnomes]

:confused: :blink: :eek5: :(
*shrinks to very small size and creeps off to hide in corner*

I suspect they're kidding KerryG.

I read the article in todays Dom Post (conveniently cut out and put on the wall in our library), and had a good chuckle. If he reckons he was going for 35 times, I'd say he was definitely trying for quantity and quality. And she never did admit whether or not the sex was GOOD.

Cos if it is, then you need less sleep (honest folks, I read it in New Scientist!).

[Fart]

5 times a day, seven days a week!? He must have one of those tiny little 2 inch/stroke engine. :rofl:

[Hitcher]

Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?
(said with dodgy mexican accent)
tequila
Why did the ram fall off the cliff?


Because he didn't see the u-turn... (some of these jokes are better spoken than written)

[Big Dave]

Why did the ram fall off the cliff?


Because he didn't see the u-turn... (some of these jokes are better spoken than written)

To measure that would require a very small scale. Whereas the difference between written and not mentioned at all.....