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sketch
11th May 2013, 20:54
20 internet points for the best caption
caspernz
11th May 2013, 21:13
Hi-viz would have prevented that cock-up :laugh:
BigAl
11th May 2013, 21:25
Lucky you didn't wear your ass-less chaps today!
nadroj
11th May 2013, 21:38
It's called piging out!
caspernz
11th May 2013, 22:10
Ben Dover branches out into beastiality videos...
Kornholio
11th May 2013, 22:13
No, YOU drop your weapon!
Berries
11th May 2013, 22:50
Horse fucks pig?
Berries
11th May 2013, 22:52
These new Kathmandu backpacks are fucking ridiculous.
Berries
11th May 2013, 22:53
"Stop it Ivan, somevon has a camera"
husaberg
11th May 2013, 22:58
The old g̶r̶e̶y̶ blue mare just ain't what she used to be........
husaberg
11th May 2013, 23:00
When Mr Ed said he Wanted to join the police force, i assumed he didn't mean it quite so literally....
husaberg
11th May 2013, 23:01
is it too late to Baton down the hatches?
mashman
11th May 2013, 23:17
How do you like it.
mashman
11th May 2013, 23:20
Quick, stretch me with that butt plug first.
husaberg
11th May 2013, 23:21
The horse was later charged with burglary......... something to do with forced entry......
husaberg
11th May 2013, 23:31
<code id="strikethroughResult">Puts a new twist on the tails of police b̶r̶u̶t̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ </code>bestiality
husaberg
11th May 2013, 23:33
Hung like a horse.......... my ass....
husaberg
11th May 2013, 23:35
A new slant on Neigh Burr Hood Watch.
husaberg
11th May 2013, 23:36
Cop a load of that...........
husaberg
11th May 2013, 23:39
Next time you are bragging to the waitresses How you "are hung like a horse" you will now have a suitable point of reference.......
mashman
11th May 2013, 23:53
A police officer understands that a stick up is a robbery. A police horse doesn't.
tigertim20
12th May 2013, 04:16
Fine, I'll state the obvious before smokeu jumps in . . .

"FUCK THE POLICE!!!"
JimO
12th May 2013, 09:43
Better work stories
Laava
12th May 2013, 18:30
Police horse abuses newly issued truncheon!
FJRider
12th May 2013, 18:37
Constable Barlow was surprised to learn to what length (and depth) ... her involvement in the Police Equine breeding program would be ...
Bikemad
12th May 2013, 18:41
pfffft......call that a baton..............now this is a baton!
sketch
12th May 2013, 18:42
Horse arrested for breaking and entering
Laava
12th May 2013, 20:05
New Irish Mounted Police have trouble with recruiting.
husaberg
12th May 2013, 21:22
After the incident the policeman was asked to submit a report on what happened.
He had to do a written statement as he was a little horse..........
wharekura
13th May 2013, 13:06
Horse protests Gay Marriage bill did not include them
Maha
13th May 2013, 15:40
It was at this point that Scumdog had seconds thought about furthering his police career.
Erelyes
13th May 2013, 19:25
unbridled lust
huff3r
13th May 2013, 20:10
In soviet Russia; horse rides you! :Police:
Swoop
14th May 2013, 08:28
"Blow into the tube until I tell you to stop"... "bitch".
Banditbandit
14th May 2013, 16:23
Copus interruptus ...
cheviot
16th May 2013, 08:09
Horse shoots up policeman.
YellowDog
16th May 2013, 08:32
There's something in the food from the supermakets that makes us forget we did this one to death last year also.

Thanks for reposting :)
husaberg
16th May 2013, 19:39
Horses for intercourse's?
husaberg
18th May 2013, 21:45
pork sword scabbard
Maha
18th May 2013, 21:46
What a Cock!
husaberg
18th May 2013, 21:51
Hey i just meet you and this is crazy........
Well heres my number........
where do you want the apple sauce Gravy.........