Hey y'all! (Angel_of_Metal)

[Angel_of_Metal]

Hey y'all

Another newbie here, sound the alarms...

I've been riding for a few months now, and have no intention of going back to cars any time soon! I've very much seen the light, and it is goooooooood.

Finally signed up to KB after a good while of just sitting around watching the fun, and am really just looking to meet some cool people, and get out on some group rides occasionally

Feel free to say hi, I don't bite... too hard anyway ;)

Jessie

[unstuck]

Gidday jessie. Welcome aboard.:niceone:

[Juniper]

Hey y'all

Another newbie here, sound the alarms...

I've been riding for a few months now, and have no intention of going back to cars any time soon! I've very much seen the light, and it is goooooooood.

Finally signed up to KB after a good while of just sitting around watching the fun, and am really just looking to meet some cool people, and get out on some group rides occasionally

Feel free to say hi, I don't bite... too hard anyway ;)

Jessie

Don't worry I'll bite for you!!

Glad to see you here!!!

We need to go zoomy zoomy again.

[Drew]

We need to go zoomy zoomy again.
Ge.......AAAAYYY.

[hayd3n]

WELCOME ohh btw the raods are far more fun down here :headbang::headbang:

[Angel_of_Metal]

Don't worry I'll bite for you!!

Glad to see you here!!!

We need to go zoomy zoomy again.


I'd much rather you just bite me :p



Ge.......AAAAYYY.

And I would hope so ;)

[Akzle]

awwww. a wee scorpio. how cute.


tits or gtfo.
(welcome to KB)

[Maha]

awwww. a wee scorpio. how cute.


tits or gtfo.
(welcome to KB)

Condescending fuckwit.....must be tough being (not surprisingly) single on these cold nights.

[Drew]

Condescending fuckwit.....must be tough being (not surprisingly) single on these cold nights.

It's a, "Hello I'm here" thread. Lets keep it light hearted aye?

[Maha]

...I'll try ahhhhhhh, jeez akzle, your wit is unequalled...:rolleyes:

[Drew]

...I'll try ahhhhhhh, jeez akzle, your wit is unequalled...:rolleyes:

Hahahahaha, I reckon the coonts funny as fuck.

[bogan]

Hi, I notice you're new here, and as a fellow enjoyer of divine alloys I've decided to fill you in on a few tips for getting on around these parts.

1) Look to the top right of the page, see the search bar, because most don't seem to...
2) Don't start a 'what bike should I buy' thread, refer to 1)
3) There are a few people around here who post absolute drivel, don't expect all advice here to be worth taking.
3a) Actually, there are only a few that don't, and they don't post much anyway.
5) Logic and reading comprehension are often descibed as option by our members, refer to 3)
d) Now look to the top right of you post, now to mine, now back to yours, focus on the post counts, see the difference? Now—and this is the most important part—for the love of god get out while you still can, so many wasted years talking with these arseholes.
d1) Refer back to 3)
9) repeat step d1.

[Angel_of_Metal]

Condescending fuckwit.....must be tough being (not surprisingly) single on these cold nights.


Nah, it just seems that he is quite content to be in a relationship with his right hand.
And to be honest I don't blame him...

[Angel_of_Metal]

Hi, I notice you're new here, and as a fellow enjoyer of divine alloys I've decided to fill you in on a few tips for getting on around these parts.

1) Look to the top right of the page, see the search bar, because most don't seem to...
2) Don't start a 'what bike should I buy' thread, refer to 1)
3) There are a few people around here who post absolute drivel, don't expect all advice here to be worth taking.
3a) Actually, there are only a few that don't, and they don't post much anyway.
5) Logic and reading comprehension are often descibed as option by our members, refer to 3)
d) Now look to the top right of you post, now to mine, now back to yours, focus on the post counts, see the difference? Now—and this is the most important part—for the love of god get out while you still can, so many wasted years talking with these arseholes.
d1) Refer back to 3)
9) repeat step d1.


Thanks for the heads up. I've been 'fortunate' enough to have spent a few years on some other (aviation) forums, so am quite used to how they work and the amount of rubbish that comes out of people. And then how unbelievably serious they are about it.

Yes, unfortunately I am quite useless at heading such warnings, it seems I'm rather a masochist that way. Ah well


ooop, sorry got to run. I have just seen that SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE FORUM!

I MUST IMMEDIATELY GO AND CORRECT THEM!

:niceone:

[Jantar]

Aviation?

Did someone just mention my second love after bikes? :love:

[Angel_of_Metal]

Oh god, please don't tell me you are a pilot

[Jantar]

OK. I won't tell you. But have a look at what a Jantar is. Then have a read of http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/141170-I-ve-bought-a-new-toy?p=1130133962#post1130133962

[Angel_of_Metal]

Oh god you are.

Gliding instructor, close enough.

Since getting my CPL, I avoid pilots like the plague lol! Although unfortunately only partially by choice...

[Maha]

Nah, it just seems that he is quite content to be in a relationship with his right hand.
And to be honest I don't blame him...

Well when you live alone in a caravan and your only entertainment is via smart phone and a monthly subscription to Dolly and Ralph.... it is understandable.

[Drew]

Hi, I notice you're new here, and as a fellow enjoyer of divine alloys I've decided to fill you in on a few tips for getting on around these parts.


3) There are a few people around here who post absolute drivel, don't expect all advice here to be worth taking.
3a) Actually, there are only a few that don't, and they don't post much anyway.
5) Logic and reading comprehension are often descibed as option by our members, refer to 3)

Woah woah woah. I resemble those remarks!

Well when you live alone in a caravan and your only entertainment is via smart phone and a monthly subscription to Dolly and Ralph.... it is understandable.Hehehehe, I must have missed the thread where he ruffled your feathers. Pity, it's good fun to watch him force people into personal attacks out of frustration.

[Jantar]

Oh god you are.

Gliding instructor, close enough.

Since getting my CPL, I avoid pilots like the plague lol! Although unfortunately only partially by choice...

Only PPL for powered flight. But I did instruct my son through his basic, and he is now ATPL and flying metros for an australian airline. So, yeah, we are an aviation mad family.

[Smifffy]

No mention of the conclusions to be drawn from reconciling 5d with 3a ? :bleh:

Welcome AoM


Hi, I notice you're new here, and as a fellow enjoyer of divine alloys I've decided to fill you in on a few tips for getting on around these parts.

1) Look to the top right of the page, see the search bar, because most don't seem to...
2) Don't start a 'what bike should I buy' thread, refer to 1)
3) There are a few people around here who post absolute drivel, don't expect all advice here to be worth taking.
3a) Actually, there are only a few that don't, and they don't post much anyway.
5) Logic and reading comprehension are often descibed as option by our members, refer to 3)
d) Now look to the top right of you post, now to mine, now back to yours, focus on the post counts, see the difference? Now—and this is the most important part—for the love of god get out while you still can, so many wasted years talking with these arseholes.
d1) Refer back to 3)
9) repeat step d1.

[Grashopper]

Welcome to the forum Jessie. :wavey: We can always use some more girl power around here :)

[Akzle]

We can always use some more girl power around here :)

me too.

the dishes need doing, and the floor could use a mop...

[Drew]

me too.

the dishes need doing, and the floor could use a mop...In the caravan, don't ya just do the dishes vigorously, while wearing thick socks. Spilt water cleans, socks soak up, socks get clean too.

You're welcome.

[FJRider]

Only PPL for powered flight.


You have Class 6 for powered flight ... and a bike well capable of low flying ...

[Akzle]

In the caravan, don't ya just do the dishes vigorously, while wearing thick socks. Spilt water cleans, socks soak up, socks get clean too.

You're welcome.

that's horrible. i <3 clean dry socks. don't ask me what kind of fruedian repressed memory inspires this, i don't know.
or is this to do wih me spitting in your socks...?

how do i wash the chickens?


... the hooker underneath is starting to smell a bit, too...

[FJRider]

how do i wash the chickens?

Ask your mother ...


... the hooker underneath is starting to smell a bit, too...

That's no way to talk about your mother ... :doh:



Did you ask her about the chicken .. ??? :bleh:

[Mom]

In the caravan, don't ya just do the dishes vigorously...You're welcome.

He just leaves them out in the rain for the chickens to peck off the crusty bits Mr Silly!

I don't even want to think about how he cleans his socks, makes tea from the juices after pouring boiling water on them perhaps :laugh:

[Drew]

that's horrible. i <3 clean dry socks. don't ask me what kind of fruedian repressed memory inspires this, i don't know.
or is this to do wih me spitting in your socks...?

how do i wash the chickens?


... the hooker underneath is starting to smell a bit, too...No ideas for cleaning chickens.

Hooker issue is an easy one. Get a dog.

[FJRider]

Hooker issue is an easy one. Get a dog.

Did you miss the bit about the smell ... ??? :laugh:

[Banditbandit]

awwww. a wee scorpio. how cute.


tits or gtfo.
(welcome to KB)

Y're so full of shit !!!

[Banditbandit]

Hooker issue is an easy one. Get a dog.

Paying for sex is one thing ... but bestiality ????

[Paul in NZ]

Welcome.... Yes - this thread is currently about as good as it gets... ;-)

[Drew]

Paying for sex is one thing ... but bestiality ????

Are we talked about a dead hooker, or a dirty one?

It's pigs ya want for the dead variety, not dogs. According to a 'orrible cunt.

[Akzle]

Y're so full of shit !!!

i dont underrtand the question?

As for everyone else. Pretty weak so far.

(have pigs. 2 kunes. Theyre cool...dont eat hooker apparently.

Shit, wish i'd'a known before that trip to hamilton.)

[Drew]

i dont underrtand the question?

As for everyone else. Pretty weak so far.

(have pigs. 2 kunes. Theyre cool...dont eat hooker apparently.

Shit, wish i'd'a known before that trip to hamilton.)

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[Akzle]

i cunt see videos. Cunt i tells ya.

[Drew]

i cunt see videos. Cunt i tells ya.Find a fucking way hillbillie! It is one of the best monologues of all time!

[Smifffy]

Paying for sex is one thing ... but bestiality ????

"You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards." Dashiell Hammett.

[The End]

Poor OP, just came here to say hi :brick:

[Drew]

Poor OP, just came here to say hi :brick:Watchoo talkin bout?

We started out as nice as pie. Sorta, lubed up and eased into it like.

[Smifffy]

OP said they was lurkin' so if they don't know about the crazy already then it was time they found out. :banana:

[Akzle]

OP said they was lurkin' so if they don't know about the crazy already then it was time they found out. :banana:

lurking is weird.