One way of getting a job!

[Str8 Jacket]

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.


(see image below) . . . .

Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

[John]

tristan just says "can I have a job" employer "no" tristan: "i'll sucks you good" employer: "no" tristan: "can I sucks you anyways?"

[bugjuice]

tristan just says "can I have a job" employer "no" tristan: "i'll sucks you good" employer: "no" tristan: "can I sucks you anyways?"
you're sick, and need help.

[John]

IF YOU REALLY WANT A FRIEND I'M 100DOLLARS FOR FULL SERVICE..

[bugjuice]

IF YOU REALLY WANT A FRIEND I'M 100DOLLARS FOR FULL SERVICE..
you are the forum whore, ay..

[John]

No I am just a whore to a select few, you are no longer on my list :(

[bugjuice]

No I am just a whore to a select few, you are no longer on my list :(
awwww.. that sux..

[Wolf]

awwww.. that sux..
Downstairs about ten minutes ago was a young lass (no, Sniper, I don't have her number for you (and it's a pity for your sake 'cause she was very attractive, but I digress)) wearing a T-shirt that read:

CHEERLEADERS SUCK
[Band that's how they get to be cheerleaders[/B]

[John]

Downstairs about ten minutes ago was a young lass (no, Sniper, I don't have her number for you (and it's a pity for your sake 'cause she was very attractive, but I digress)) wearing a T-shirt that read:

CHEERLEADERS SUCK
[Band that's how they get to be cheerleaders[/B]
Yea she was 14 to :(

[bugjuice]

Downstairs about ten minutes ago was a young lass (no, Sniper, I don't have her number for you (and it's a pity for your sake 'cause she was very attractive, but I digress)) wearing a T-shirt that read:

CHEERLEADERS SUCK
and that's how they get to be cheerleaders
now ya talkin.. where are they...? :woohoo:

[Wolf]

now ya talkin.. where are they...? :woohoo:
I don't have their phone numbers either.

[bugjuice]

I don't have their phone numbers either.
home address works for me, either way.. or email..

[bugjuice]

i want this job...
or a blow...

[Wolf]

i want this job...
or a blow...
It's no coincidence at all that your handle's initials are "bj", is it.

[bugjuice]

It's no coincidence at all that your handle's initials are "bj", is it.
not really. no.
but to receive, not to give. Altho, I am a cunning linguist

[Wolf]

I am a cunning linguist
You'd have to be - your handwriting's atrocious!

[bugjuice]

You'd have to be - your handwriting's atrocious!
I'm right-handed.. and it's constantly got the shakes from over-usage. Doctor says I have to cut back on using it, but it just feels too strange with the left hand..

[Eurygnomes]

I think the chick is leaning against the tree to stabilise herself!! That looks seriously uncomfortable. :ouch:

[Hillbilly]

This joke was emailed to me by my sister. Hopefully not a repost:

Resimay


Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,

Pepole really seam to respond to me well.Im lookin for a Jobb as a
secritary but it musent b e to complicaited I no my spelling is not
to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat
you think that I am werth,I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse
fore yore anser. Hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me
taken at my last jobb.

Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check!

[dasser]

Peggy you are hired. :yes:
My company makes Buoyancy aids, so you will fit in well.

Ha Ha

[placidfemme]

lol repost... or very similar anyway... still a good one!

[ManDownUnder]

my rethponth coming thoon ath I thop dwooling

[LilSel]

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the offiser job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a offiser but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
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Employer's response:.....

Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired.

[blue_eyez]

Ha ha ha ha :lol: that is hilarious... the pic is not comin up (maybe work thingee is blocking it) but i have seen something like this before... hilarious!!!:msn-wink:

[MSTRS]

Or this version...

[007XX]

hehehe...I'd love to see what someone like that would write about themselves ona personal ad for unloved souls...:wacko::laugh: