Would you keep your cool?

[gwigs]

Would you keep your cool I doubt whether I could have.....


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And you have to be silly to try and start a fight with a guy dressed in armour....:weird:

[Banditbandit]

And filming the whole thing ... rego number ... face ...

Doh ...

[The Reibz]

Can I have that 2 minutes of my life back? Was expecting someones head to get punched in...

[willytheekid]

:laugh:...so crazy car guy got pissed off because the bike smoked his arse at the lights:confused:

THEN crazy car guy gets angry, illegally blocks a public road, and then assaults the bike rider! :facepalm:

A basic rule of life comes to mind-
DON'T FUCK WITH CRAZY!!...especially! if he has a ton of car to bring to the fight!


Im with Banditbandit...Riders got all the evidence required to have captain crazy locked up.

[FJRider]

Only one view was shown. Plenty of Youtube clips showing "Indisputable proof" that they were in the right. Only to be compared to another view of the same thing ... and things just were not as claimed.

I doubt if the filming started just at the start of the clip. The minutes prior to that might be interesting viewing ...


Why did he say sorry .. ??? :scratch: No asking what the problem was or anything ... Because I think he already knew.

[bosslady]

No I wouldn't have kept my cool. Nobody lays a hand on me and gets away with it, not like that anyway.

[Katman]

Why did he say sorry .. ??? :scratch: No asking what the problem was or anything ... Because I think he already knew.

That, and the fact that the car was clearly indicating to pull across into the bike's lane prior to the drag race.

The rider is either a softcock or there is more to this story than meets the eye.

[Banditbandit]

That, and the fact that the car was clearly indicating to pull across into the bike's lane prior to the drag race.

The rider is either a softcock or there is more to this story than meets the eye.

Yeah ... that's true ... the car was indicating .. however I'll bet there was room behind the bike for the car to move into ... And there's a good chance that the rider never saw the indictor ..

But how many of us have done exactly that - blown away the car at the lights?

[Katman]

Yeah ... that's true ... the car was indicating .. however I'll bet there was room behind the bike for the car to move into ... And there's a good chance that the rider ever saw the indictor ..



I'm not suggesting that the car driver had the right to pull across in front of the bike but the fact that he was indicating to do so could well suggest that there was issues before the start of the video.

(And the rider's still a softcock).

[Paul in NZ]

FFS - its traffic - stupid shit happens but there is no excuse to try and assault someone like that. Yeah sure - blame on both sides but seriously? Very stupid and the car guy had lost his friggin cool ....

[Jjgres]

Musta been some other action. People usually don't stop and punch someone for no reason. Maybe the rider didn't know what he did. Still, you gotta smack the car guy back.

[cynna]

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heres some more info

[Mushu]

I'd have headbutted him and then dragged my boot sliders down the side of his car. Or more likely would have just gone around him and taken off when he pulled in front to stop.

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[Big Dave]

gone around him and taken off

Right answer.

Only losers in a road rage incident.

FTW exit the situation.

[sugilite]

Yep, absolute mistake to stop.

[Drew]

Did the rider do a wheelie away from the lights?

Anyhoo, I'd have gone around as soon as the guy got out...And done another wheelie.

[Maha]

The car would never have beaten me. Rider must be a noob.

[BigAl]

Christ it's america isn't it, why didn't rider just pull handgun and blow car driver away????

[Road kill]

That was funny as fuck.

Two of them and still couldn't man up.

Quick somebody call scumdog.

[Deano]

And you have to be silly to try and start a fight with a guy dressed in armour....:weird:

Armour is helpful but wearing a helmet definitely not so. It's a huge leverage point and will work against you if the other guy has any clues.

[nodrog]

If you watch it again it is clear the guy in the car is an ambassador for prostate awareness month 2013.

[awayatc]

Could I please have a wee skinhead golfball like that for Christmas...?

Pleeeeeaaaase.......

I will play nicely with it.....

Honest

[Hinny]

That, and the fact that the car was clearly indicating to pull across into the bike's lane prior to the drag race.

The rider is either a softcock or there is more to this story than meets the eye.

Were you looking at a different video to the one in post 1?

[Katman]

Were you looking at a different video to the one in post 1?

I don't think so.

Take a closer look at about the 15 sec point.

[Hinny]

That, and the fact that the car was clearly indicating to pull across into the bike's lane prior to the drag race.

The rider is either a softcock or there is more to this story than meets the eye.

Where?
You are imagining things.

Hardly a drag race although the car driver did squeak his tyres taking off.
If there was more to the story don't you think the driver might have had something to say when the were stopped at the intersection? He was beside him...

Before you start typing maybe you should take the car drivers advice.

[Gianz]

If there was more to the story don't you think the driver might have had something to say when the were stopped at the intersection? He was beside him...



This.

Driver was probably trying to impress his girlfriend in the passenger seat. Loser. Well done the biker to remain cool.

[Katman]

Where?
You are imagining things.



I'm imagining the blinking side light on the car, am I?

[Usarka]

Fucks sake it seems some people on here just want it to be the bike riders fault.

Get a life, you're like the old lady peeking out her blinds at those damn kids walking past in their low pants.


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[Katman]

Fucks sake it seems some people on here just want it to be the bike riders fault.

Get a life, you're like the old lady peeking out her blinds at those damn kids walking past in their low pants.


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Hey, I don't give a fuck who's fault it is.

Some people are too thick to see beyond the short vid in front of their eyes though.

[eSOL]

Would have beaten the shit out of the driver and left him and his car in the middle of the road.

[Smifffy]

I think I may have struggled to keep my cool. Especially after he squealed his tyres and then cut me off. Quite possibly I would have gotten off the bike and met him halfway when I saw the door being opened. Then I probably would have got my ass beat but oh well.

In soviet russia biker angle grinds you!!

[Hinny]

I'm imagining the blinking side light on the car, am I?
Just watched the video again ... several times and can assure you that you did imagine the blinking side light.
A couple of shots of the light before 0.21 - not blinking!
When the guy stops the brake light appears Orange.
Indicator is below this.
This may have been where you got confused. Connected that with the earlier shots of the side indicator - one plus one made three.

[jasonu]

Just watched the video again ... several times and can assure you that you did imagine the blinking side light.
A couple of shots of the light before 0.21 - not blinking!
When the guy stops the brake light appears Orange.
Indicator is below this.
This may have been where you got confused. Connected that with the earlier shots of the side indicator - one plus one made three.

Yep the orange light is a side marker (or possibly just a reflector) that doesn't blink. Blinkers are red in the USA.

[madandy]

A similar situation happened to me a few weeks ago. Hotheaded Irish git with girlfriend beside him came up left side, bus lane and cut in front so I went left into bus lane and passed him the re joined lane ahead of him. He did the same and stopped abruptly. I stopped perhaps 5cm from his rear bumper. He rushed towards me and struck me in the chest.
I dismounted my bike and calmly marched him back to his car and, while another motorist joined the debate, telling him he was a cock, persuaded him to fuck off. Never laid a hand on him but I still remember his face and rego.

So yea I would remain calm and I'm considered a hot head. That VW faggot barely warranted a second thought let alone a street fight :baby:

[bosslady]

A similar situation happened to me a few weeks ago. Hotheaded Irish git with girlfriend beside him came up left side, bus lane and cut in front so I went left into bus lane and passed him the re joined lane ahead of him. He did the same and stopped abruptly. I stopped perhaps 5cm from his rear bumper. He rushed towards me and struck me in the chest.
I dismounted my bike and calmly marched him back to his car and, while another motorist joined the debate, telling him he was a cock, persuaded him to fuck off. Never laid a hand on him but I still remember his face and rego.

So yea I would remain calm and I'm considered a hot head. That VW faggot barely warranted a second thought let alone a street fight :baby:
You're very level headed, I'd have probably launched at him.

[Goblin]

Hahah! The dickhead clearly hurt his hand when he punched the helmet.:laugh:
I would have gone around him when he stopped and left him to it.

[Drew]

Can I have another turn?


I'd have kept cool alright. Kept looking cool as fuck as I beat the guy to pulp that is.


Sounded better in my head.

[Crasherfromwayback]

I know a guy that would've done a wheelie right over his car. Done it to a VW before you know. And the VW was coming towards him.:msn-wink:

[Drew]

I know a guy that would've done a wheelie right over his car. Done it to a VW before you know. And the VW was coming towards him.:msn-wink:

Fuck you're full of shit Pete. The VW was stopped on the road.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Fuck you're full of shit Pete. The VW was stopped on the road.

lol. Must've been another one mate. In the version I got he was definately coming towards him!

[avgas]

Golf Owners.
Punch em all in the face I say. Punch em in the face for no reason at all.

If you live in the US, and you drive a golf - at some point in your life someone should punch you in the face.

[imdying]

And you have to be silly to try and start a fight with a guy dressed in armour....:weird:Nope... once I have you by the helmet (oooer!) you are pretty much fucked. Stick your helmet on, and pull it about. Now imagine a pissed off person doing that with no thought for your neck.

[imdying]

Golf Owners.
Punch em all in the face I say. Punch em in the face for no reason at all.I guess you could try... but I'd cut your cock off and feed it to you, and then I'd back over your bike whilst you watched, bleeding out :bleh:

[avgas]

I guess you could try... but I'd cut your cock off and feed it to you, and then I'd back over your bike whilst you watched, bleeding out :bleh:
You would have to pull your polo-driving, polo-wearing, boyfriends cock out of your mouth first :laugh:

[Drew]

Well. This was an unexpected turn.

[imdying]

You would have to pull your polo-driving, polo-wearing, boyfriends cock out of your mouth first :laugh:You're so fucking thick you can't even remember it's a Golf :laugh:

Still jealous I stole him eh? Turns out size does matter huh :bleh:

[gwigs]

Nope... once I have you by the helmet (oooer!) you are pretty much fucked. Stick your helmet on, and pull it about. Now imagine a pissed off person doing that with no thought for your neck.

What makes you think you could get your hands on me....

[Drew]

What makes you think you could get your hands on me....

Weren't you listening? He is an experienced man grabber. He grabbed Avgas' boyfriend.

[328FTW]

Steal his wheels then sell to buy a new helmet. Had someone do that and they broke the clip holding the visor on and I couldn't get new ones. Was a nice helmet to.

Also have you tried fighting in a helmet? Face blows are not going to happen but the weight makes you kinda weird for balance, everyone just lands up rolling around on the ground like an orgy. I don't generally solve my problems with an orgy.

[awayatc]

sounds like the helmet isn't your biggest issue.........

[Smifffy]

Steal his wheels then sell to buy a new helmet. Had someone do that and they broke the clip holding the visor on and I couldn't get new ones. Was a nice helmet to.

Also have you tried fighting in a helmet? Face blows are not going to happen but the weight makes you kinda weird for balance, everyone just lands up rolling around on the ground like an orgy. I don't generally solve my problems with an orgy.

I dunno, I've got a problem or two that could well be solved that way.

[Smifffy]

Hmmm there was a time when a skinny little dude like that would never think to take on a pair of bikers. I guess it's easy to see now why he wouldn't think twice about it.

[328FTW]

sounds like the helmet isn't your biggest issue.........

Sorry VWs just turn me on so much, it's a wonder that manlet can handle all the pussy he pulls with a golf.



I dunno, I've got a problem or two that could well be solved that way.

Am I invited?

[madandy]

You're very level headed, I'd have probably launched at him.

He retreated very quickly when I dismounted my bike.
I think he discovered the armour sewn inside the front of my leather jacket and as I approached him I was weighing up either a headbut or uppercut depending on his next move and had he made a move for my helmet or anything alarming like a golf driver style penis grope he'd have found himself on his back with a damaged knee as my titanium shod squidly boot turned his weight baring leg inside out. Fortunately he did not and I'm free of an assault charge so win-win.

I failed to mention I gave his driver side wing mirror a good tap with my left hand as he forced his way in from my left- hell Imissed that wee detail in my first post...no wonder the pratt was so wound up:tugger:

[Smifffy]

Sorry VWs just turn me on so much, it's a wonder that manlet can handle all the pussy he pulls with a golf.




Am I invited?

Should be alright if you bring a few hot chicks along, but first I'll check with the midget wrangler and the guy with the llama. Keep an eye out for a PM.

[Angel_of_Metal]

. I don't generally solve my problems with an orgy.

To be honest I think having an orgy would solve a LOT more problems in the world than you might think

And ideas like that, is why I should be Prime Minister

[Ender EnZed]

Nope... once I have you by the helmet (oooer!) you are pretty much fucked. Stick your helmet on, and pull it about. Now imagine a pissed off person doing that with no thought for your neck.

I guess it's an all or nothing type situation. Kill everyone you can see, or take your helmet off and line them up to prosecute are your two options.

[jasonu]

I know a guy that would've done a wheelie right over his car. Done it to a VW before you know. And the VW was coming towards him.:msn-wink:

Doug Democos??? He's only doing wheelies in heaven.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Doug Democos??? He's only doing wheelies in heaven.

That's Domokos. And yeah...he's doing wheelies all over Gods garden.

[imdying]

So it has been decided... men should not touch other men's helmets unless they're fighting. Seems legit.

[Banditbandit]

A u-turn by a VW per chance? (oooo ... not sure I want to join in this shit fight ... :girlfight: ... oh well .. shit happens

[avgas]

Sorry VWs just turn me on so much, it's a wonder that manlet can handle all the pussy he pulls with a golf.
It is so powerful that the pussy is like stretched whale lips when its finished.
He just fucks the folds after.

[Hinny]

That VW faggot barely warranted a second thought let alone a street fight :baby:

One thing you have to remember is the US has a lot of trained killers walking and driving their streets.
And many of these guys are guys that couldn't get ordinary jobs ... often because they were a little weird to start with.
It really does pay, therefore, to be a little circumspect with any hot-head that appears agitated and in your face. ... unless you have a gun ... and no conscience ... and no one is watching.

But also you do have to remember:

'you can be the shit, flash the fattest 5
Have the biggest dick, but when your shell get hit
You aint worth spit, just a memory.'


UNLESS; like me, even though you walk through the valley of the shadow of death, you fear no evil, because you are the baddest bad ass in the valley. Then ...

[Hinny]

Quite possibly I would have gotten off the bike and met him halfway when I saw the door being opened. Then I probably would have got my ass beat...

You don't let him get out of the car if you want an advantage.
Better still,
Drive around him for the win.

[Smifffy]

Except that the trained killers are more likely to be the ones simply riding their motorcycle, minding their own business, not looking to get into a stoush with a cock wanting to prove the size of his testicles. Trained killers know they have the goods when TSHTF.

Trained killers don't get agitated and in your face over traffic shit.

"There are men in this world who go about demanding to be killed. They argue in gambling games; they jump out of their cars in a rage if someone so much as scratches their fender. These people wander through the streets calling out "Kill me, kill me." - Vito Corleone



One thing you have to remember is the US has a lot of trained killers walking and driving their streets.
And many of these guys are guys that couldn't get ordinary jobs ... often because they were a little weird to start with.
It really does pay, therefore, to be a little circumspect with any hot-head that appears agitated and in your face. ... unless you have a gun ... and no conscience ... and no one is watching.

But also you do have to remember:

'you can be the shit, flash the fattest 5
Have the biggest dick, but when your shell get hit
You aint worth spit, just a memory.'


UNLESS; like me, even though you walk through the valley of the shadow of death, you fear no evil, because you are the baddest bad ass in the valley. Then ...

[Hinny]

Except that the trained killers are more likely to be the ones simply riding their motorcycle, minding their own business, not looking to get into a stoush with a cock wanting to prove the size of his testicles. Trained killers know they have the goods when TSHTF.

Trained killers don't get agitated and in your face over traffic shit.

In what world is this a reality?
Lala land?

[ducatilover]

So, a guy gets slapped and half of KB is off for helmet touching orgies?
I'm keen, I'll wear my Honda leathers.

[jasonu]

In what world is this a reality?
Lala land?

You don't hear about Chuck Norris starting fights because someone cut him off in traffic.

[McFatty1000]

You don't hear about Chuck Norris starting fights because someone cut him off in traffic.

Then again, I'm not sure you really hear about any sane people starting fights over that either...

[Road kill]

You don't hear about Chuck Norris starting fights because someone cut him off in traffic.

Nobody cuts off Chuck Norris.

[avgas]

Nobody cuts off Chuck Norris.
His chin gets in the way.

[BigAl]

Nobody cuts off Chuck Norris.

Or Dirty Harry, unless they are feeling lucky.

[Smifffy]

In what world is this a reality?
Lala land?

How many trained killers do you, personally, know?

I don't mean your mate that did 3 years in the TF BTW.

[Hinny]

You don't hear about Chuck Norris starting fights because someone cut him off in traffic.

Chuck Norris came out before the last Presidential election and stated that the election of Barrack Obama would lead to 'a Thousand Years of Darkness.'
He's an idiot.

As for the trained killers, what the hell do you call all those veterans wandering the streets of America?
As Bob Dylan sang, 'They took a fresh faced kid and they made a killer out of him that's what they did.'
These young men come back from US wars with very different values and mindsets to the average guy wandering the streets of NZ.
They have a lot of mixed up young men who have been trained to kill on somebody else's say so. The next guy up in the gang. Don't need a reason, just do as they are told.

[Smifffy]

Right, so your trained killers are actually the PTSD suffering conscripts/draftees from the late 60's early 70's as poetically imagined by Bob Dylan in order to sell records and raise political awareness to oppose the war. Sorry, I thought you knew what you were talking about when you first raised the point.

My bad.




Chuck Norris came out before the last Presidential election and stated that the election of Barrack Obama would lead to 'a Thousand Years of Darkness.'
He's an idiot.

As for the trained killers, what the hell do you call all those veterans wandering the streets of America?
As Bob Dylan sang, 'They took a fresh faced kid and they made a killer out of him that's what they did.'
These young men come back from US wars with very different values and mindsets to the average guy wandering the streets of NZ.
They have a lot of mixed up young men who have been trained to kill on somebody else's say so. The next guy up in the gang. Don't need a reason, just do as they are told.

[Berries]

Chuck Norris came out before the last Presidential election.
Hmmmm.

I wouldn't answer the door for the next few nights if I was you. He might be a tad upset at that comment.






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[Hinny]

Right, so your trained killers are actually the PTSD suffering conscripts/draftees from the late 60's early 70's as poetically imagined by Bob Dylan in order to sell records and raise political awareness to oppose the war. Sorry, I thought you knew what you were talking about when you first raised the point.

My bad.

Certainly those people qualify.
They are also the veterans of the virtually continuous war the US has waged since it's inception (save the four year period when Jimmy Carter was President).
They are also all the people who are trained to kill people - all ex-service personnel and those trained by private individuals and organisations.

The gang-bangers driving the streets of LA a dozen years ago shooting people on the street for fun may have contemporaries.
I have no desire to personally verify that.

My point was, and still is, that The United States of America is a very dangerous place because of the training and indoctrination of a large sector of the population.
For this reason one would be prudent to be very circumspect when dealing with any hot-head getting in your face.
Simple, relevant and true.

[Smifffy]

Certainly those people qualify.
They are also the veterans of the virtually continuous war the US has waged since it's inception (save the four year period when Jimmy Carter was President).
They are also all the people who are trained to kill people - all ex-service personnel and those trained by private individuals and organisations.

The gang-bangers driving the streets of LA a dozen years ago shooting people on the street for fun may have contemporaries.
I have no desire to personally verify that.

My point was, and still is, that The United States of America is a very dangerous place because of the training and indoctrination of a large sector of the population.
For this reason one would be prudent to be very circumspect when dealing with any hot-head getting in your face.
Simple, relevant and true.

I personally have felt safer in "BAD" parts of various US cities than I have out the front of Manukau mall. True story.

[scumdog]

I personally have felt safer in "BAD" parts of various US cities than I have out the front of Manukau mall. True story.

Replace Manakau with 2 - 3 other NZ cities and I concur.

[Drew]

I've never been to the states. But I very nearly didn't get out of my car to go buy a drink, from a dairy in Otara.

It was like a scene from once were warriors! Not some where a skinny (at the time) white guy wants to do his Christmas shopping that place!