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imdying
16th May 2013, 11:48
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Middle-East/2013/0515/KFC-smugglers-bring-buckets-of-chicken-through-Gaza-tunnels?nav=87-frontpage-entryInsideMonitor

So these rag heads can get KFC delivered into a warzone in three hours, and all I get is pizza and some random Indian places?

Hell I don't want KFC, but it's the principle! Restaurant Brands, sort your shit out... it's bad enough that KFC Papanui is a disgusting shit hole filled with slovenly workers!

oneofsix
16th May 2013, 11:54
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Middle-East/2013/0515/KFC-smugglers-bring-buckets-of-chicken-through-Gaza-tunnels?nav=87-frontpage-entryInsideMonitor

So these rag heads can get KFC delivered into a warzone in three hours, and all I get is pizza and some random Indian places?

Hell I don't want KFC, but it's the principle! Restaurant Brands, sort your shit out... it's bad enough that KFC Papanui is a disgusting shit hole filled with slovenly workers!

lov it. Also the mis-directed rant bwtf. if you really want the KFC delivered Imdying you to can arrange for a courier company to do it, might be cheaper than a taxi. As far as Restaurant Brands getting their shit sorted, where's my Taco Bell? :lol:

The Reibz
16th May 2013, 12:14
Burgerfuel has started up over in Abu Dubai and Saudi Arabia now, Helicopter transfer that shit out to the Arabian Gulf for the boys on the ships any day...

Stirts
16th May 2013, 12:14
where's my Taco Bell? :lol:

Here she is...Click at your own risk :)

http://i45.twitgoo.com/neup7q_th.jpg

Berries
16th May 2013, 17:19
Hell I don't want KFC, but it's the principle! Restaurant Brands, sort your shit out... it's bad enough that KFC Papanui is a disgusting shit hole filled with slovenly workers!
Jeez, you are sounding more and more like Mom with your random threads.

oneofsix
16th May 2013, 17:22
Here she is...Click at your own risk :)

http://i45.twitgoo.com/neup7q_th.jpg

Knew that would not be work safe :sick:

Drew
16th May 2013, 17:38
I've had K fry delivered. Bribed a guy who's shift was ending with a tenner.

scumdog
16th May 2013, 18:33
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Middle-East/2013/0515/KFC-smugglers-bring-buckets-of-chicken-through-Gaza-tunnels?nav=87-frontpage-entryInsideMonitor

So these rag heads can get KFC delivered into a warzone in three hours, and all I get is pizza and some random Indian places?

Hell I don't want KFC, but it's the principle! Restaurant Brands, sort your shit out... it's bad enough that KFC Papanui is a disgusting shit hole filled with slovenly workers!

Start a war in in Christchurch then!

(by its appearance you're half-way there)

Kickaha
16th May 2013, 18:43
it's bad enough that KFC Papanui is a disgusting shit hole filled with slovenly workers!
Second time I've heard that today

Mushu
16th May 2013, 19:06
I think KFC used to deliver, atleast in Australia.
When I moved into my old house in Sydney there were some random fridge magnets on the water heater, one of them was for KFC deliveries with a phone number, I think I even tried calling it once.

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Subike
16th May 2013, 19:14
Love it, more burger king, subway, mac donalds etx in all the third world cslums states
Means more work for us here in NZ,
Moffats in CHCh are the sole supplier of the bread ovens to all these places,
As well as most of the other kitchen gear they use,
Worth millions every year......bring it on
'

mashman
16th May 2013, 19:25
They should claim is as the 8th wonder of the world and dig into some heritage funds to subsidise the cost of chicken... or at a minimum open up an underground branch.

Akzle
16th May 2013, 19:28
we give the south islands internets... and all they do is fucking complain about shit.

Smifffy
16th May 2013, 19:32
we give the south islands internets... and all they do is fucking complain about shit.

Who do you mean "we", and what do you mean "give"?

Swoop
18th May 2013, 17:46
Why would anyone want kfc?

Certainly not to eat.


Are you using it to bait traps of some sort?:scratch:

Akzle
18th May 2013, 21:35
i see they have the zinger double down back.

Tomorow im off to spend some of my hard bludged caravan benny nigger settlement money on one.
Or three.
Whatever is left, well its booze and smokes.

bosslady
18th May 2013, 21:52
Burgerfuel has started up over in Abu Dubai and Saudi Arabia now, Helicopter transfer that shit out to the Arabian Gulf for the boys on the ships any day...

- Abu. It's not Abu Dubai. They're also in Iraq and soon to be Egypt.

caspernz
18th May 2013, 22:10
Why would anyone want kfc?

Certainly not to eat.


Are you using it to bait traps of some sort?:scratch:

Excellent slingshot ammo...good splatter effects haha :eek:

Mushu
18th May 2013, 22:13
Why would anyone want kfc?

Certainly not to eat.


Are you using it to bait traps of some sort?:scratch:

Are you serious? KFC is awesome, doubledown is the shiz. I wonder if they still open, maybe I can still get one

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Drew
19th May 2013, 08:55
i see they have the zinger double down back.

Tomorow im off to spend some of my hard bludged caravan benny nigger settlement money on one.
Or three.
Whatever is left, well its booze and smokes.

Buy more smokes. The double down is rank...

Unless you buy a tower burger, take the top off, put your double down in then reassemble. It's messy, but worth it.

mashman
20th May 2013, 14:12
I want hot 'n' spicy coating back. That stuff is THE shit.

EJK
20th May 2013, 14:17
I want hot 'n' spicy coating back. That stuff is THE shit.

Two zinger double downs and a large fries too!

YOLO

HenryDorsetCase
20th May 2013, 14:38
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Middle-East/2013/0515/KFC-smugglers-bring-buckets-of-chicken-through-Gaza-tunnels?nav=87-frontpage-entryInsideMonitor

So these rag heads can get KFC delivered into a warzone in three hours, and all I get is pizza and some random Indian places?

Hell I don't want KFC, but it's the principle! Restaurant Brands, sort your shit out... it's bad enough that KFC Papanui is a disgusting shit hole filled with slovenly workers!

wait, whut? You'd eat KFC by CHOICE??!??!?!?

imdying
20th May 2013, 15:35
Use your brain... replace 'KFC' with 'anything other than pizza or random Indian restaurants'. Point being that even in a fucked up war zone sand niggers can get random fast food delivered, and here in NZ your options are pretty fucking limited.

Thank fuck for countdown.co.nz... at least my grocery shopping now no longer involves weaving through fucktards that thing the middle of the aisle is the right place to park a trolley, and I don't miss parents that can't control their grotty children.

HenryDorsetCase
20th May 2013, 15:38
Use your brain... replace 'KFC' with 'anything other than pizza or random Indian restaurants'. Point being that even in a fucked up war zone sand niggers can get random fast food delivered, and here in NZ your options are pretty fucking limited.

Thank fuck for countdown.co.nz... at least my grocery shopping now no longer involves weaving through fucktards that thing the middle of the aisle is the right place to park a trolley, and I don't miss parents that can't control their grotty children.

I guess. Totally with you on the supermarket shopping thing. I bloody hate it. Though we have cut it down markedly because we get our veges from the farmers market on a Sunday, and meat from the local butcher.

nom nom.

Maha
20th May 2013, 15:47
Unattended Supermarket trolley's are free game...to add stuff in/push 4-5 mts out of the way/tear a hole in that bag of sugar?...anything really, it's not my shit...not theirs either at that point, they have yet to pay for it. :msn-wink:

Swoop
20th May 2013, 16:14
Thank fuck for countdown.co.nz...
I have to agree regarding retarded cock-fags who cannot control a trolley or children, but I reject being arse-raped by the ripoff countdown chain.

Hopefully Pack'n'Slave will have online shopping soon.
Obviously without meat or veges which is far cheaper at the local shops.

imdying
20th May 2013, 16:36
I guess. Totally with you on the supermarket shopping thing. I bloody hate it. Though we have cut it down markedly because we get our veges from the farmers market on a Sunday, and meat from the local butcher.It's not unusual for SWMBO and I to work past 6 (I'm a late riser), and there's shit to do after work, so often I'd be just as happy as for some other peon to do the cooking and bring me food, rather than having this peasant do it.



I have to agree regarding retarded cock-fags who cannot control a trolley or children, but I reject being arse-raped by the ripoff countdown chain.

Hopefully Pack'n'Slave will have online shopping soon.
Obviously without meat or veges which is far cheaper at the local shops.

Can't disagree, but they're currently best at it. TBH, the prices do not bother me in the slightest. I will shop at the one that has the easiest to use website. The Countdown one has an android app that lets you build shopping lists, scan barcodes etc etc, but it doesn't integrate with the shopping lists attached to your online user... although everything is connected via a One card account..... yarrrrghghghghg?! Overly complicated and a bit frustrating.

TL;DR I'm a whore and I'll jump ship to any provider that makes a better website.

imdying
20th May 2013, 16:37
Mind you, don't say no to wicked wings after some drinking :first:

mashman
20th May 2013, 16:43
Two zinger double downs and a large fries too!

YOLO

Now we're talkin... although it still don't come close to what that hot n spicy coating does to the chicken... or indeed ones arse should you get a really good batch.

Banditbandit
20th May 2013, 16:47
wait, whut? You'd eat KFC by CHOICE??!??!?!?

Yeah ... I can't believe it either .. but then , some of these people also pay money for Harley Diddlesons.

imdying
20th May 2013, 16:48
Takes all sorts... be a bit boring if everyone had a GN250!

Banditbandit
20th May 2013, 17:03
Takes all sorts... be a bit boring if everyone had a GN250!

Naa .. then we might actually know who was the better rider .. there would be no hidign behind different machinery ..

Akzle
20th May 2013, 17:05
y'all must live in sh*t places. the local (only) paknsave has a fair decent butchery. everything else through (the denizens of the fine municipality known as whangarei) - yeah. nah.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=283019&stc=1&d=1369026264
bullbars in parking lots = win

and save fucking around buying veg at a market, grow the shit. hydroponically in your wardrobe.

Banditbandit
20th May 2013, 17:08
and save fucking around buying veg at a market, grow the shit. hydroponically in your wardrobe.


Veg Mate Yeah .. Naaa bro .. if it wasn't recently bleeding real men don't eat it !!!

Akzle
20th May 2013, 17:08
reminds me of:
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/parking.png

Akzle
20th May 2013, 17:12
Veg Mate Yeah .. Naaa bro .. if it wasn't recently bleeding real men don't eat it !!!


food eats vegetables. i eat food.

imdying
20th May 2013, 17:24
Naa .. then we might actually know who was the better rider .. there would be no hidign behind different machinery ..If better means gets to point A faster, and the road was, you know, actually a race track, then sure! Having seen a few deaths and one hardcore disability, I know longer feel any need to prove the size of my penis through my performance on a motorcycle :banana:

Ironically, I can now afford to buy bikes that go fast and don't handle like a shed blowing in the wind... either youth is wasted on the young, or masses of disposable income is wasted on the old!

Stirts
21st May 2013, 07:52
Unattended Supermarket trolley's are free game...to add stuff in/push 4-5 mts out of the way/tear a hole in that bag of sugar?...anything really

:clap: Farken love it!!! I can't WAIT to do my groceries now.


Mind you, don't say no to wicked wings after some drinking :first:

Even McD's can taste farken awesome after a drinking session


Hopefully Pack'n'Slave will have online shopping soon.
Obviously without meat or veges which is far cheaper at the local shops.

A little girl waits. *sigh*

Banditbandit
21st May 2013, 09:51
If better means gets to point A faster, and the road was, you know, actually a race track, then sure! Having seen a few deaths and one hardcore disability, I know longer feel any need to prove the size of my penis through my performance on a motorcycle :banana:

Ironically, I can now afford to buy bikes that go fast and don't handle like a shed blowing in the wind... either youth is wasted on the young, or masses of disposable income is wasted on the old!

Jeez ... who rattled your serious chain ???? laugh a little ....

But yeah .. youth is wasted on the young .. if only they knew ....

Drew
21st May 2013, 17:23
But yeah .. youth is wasted on the young .. if only they knew ....Speak for yourself. I firmly believe that the first 35 years of my childhood have been the hardest, and it's gonna be all gravy till I become an adult!

Banditbandit
22nd May 2013, 16:56
Speak for yourself. I firmly believe that the first 35 years of my childhood have been the hardest, and it's gonna be all gravy till I become an adult!

35 ??? Jeezzz ... that's still a young buck ... you have no idea ... I'd love my late 50s experienced brain in a 35 year old body ...