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Big Dave
19th August 2005, 14:09
....and he said 'Dave - i'll bet you $500 you can't reach up and touch that meat on the top shelf'

I said 'No mate - those steaks are too high'
_Gina_
19th August 2005, 14:10
Two elephants fall from the sky...


BOOM BOOM
DemonWolf
19th August 2005, 14:12
haha... and now back to work... (setting up some more user accounts.. yay!)
bugjuice
19th August 2005, 14:16
a man walks into a bar - ouch.
a blond walks into a bar
a woodlouse crawls into a bar, and asks "is the bar tender here?"
curious george
19th August 2005, 22:58
STOP!!! The pain the pain the pain...
Hitcher
20th August 2005, 17:24
A baby seal walks into a club...

Two parrots sitting on a perch. One says "Can you smell fish?"

Two goldfish in a tank. One says "You drive, I'll work the gun."