KWAKA WORTH DYING FOR

[Quasievil]

So here I am outside hamilton Motorcycles waiting for a gap in the traffic to pull out, I spot another biker (scooter) coming so figure I will slot in behind him, rightly so the rider had a long look while riding past me and BANG !!!!!!!!!!!!!
straight into the back of a at the time stopping corrolla.
Now I know I ride an absolutley spectacular looking motorcycle but worth crashing for, fuck yes it seems!!
I got off and helped the poor silly younglin back on his feet and dragged his reasonably fucked bike onto the footpath, the driver got out and predicatably ranted and raved about it all, he was duly told to shut the fuck up and chill out while the rider gathered himself.
Anyway that was an interesting outting.
For the last few outings I have had , they have all resulted in crashes in total three, one very sad which we all know about.
Please this weekend go out there and get into it, But please please do it as safe as you can without being a gay about it ok.

Take care !!:Punk:

[Smorg]

Poor guy pity about the bike stilll should've been watching traffic :nono:
But yeah have a good weekend people stay safe :Punk:

[Quasievil]

should've been watching traffic :nono:


True but we all do it eh have a quick look a perv whateva

[ajturbo]

i hit a tree once when i was perving at 2 chicks playing tennis:rofl:
was on a push bike....

[enigma51]

Good on you for telling the cager to shut the fuck up and also for helping the poor dude. Take care people !

[WINJA]

SOME HOMO ON A DUCATI WAS GIVING SOME OF US JAPPA RIDERS THE :tugger: :tugger: SIGNAL AS HE RODE PAST DARBY STREET IN AUCKS , HE WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE BACK OF A STOPPED CAR ," WHOS THE WANKER NOW"
FUCK WE PISSED OURSELVES AND NO ONE HELPED HIM, ONLY THING THAT WOULDA MADE IT BETTER IS IF HE BROKE HIS NECK, HE WAS A REAL CUNT

[NodMan]

, rightly so the rider had a long look while riding past me and BANG !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure he wasnt lookin at YOU Quasi???

cause then its a clear cut Suicide attempt...
poor guy wanted to be put out of his misery after seeing your dastardly face...JUST JOKING
great to see you yesterday and I agree EVERYBODY take care out there ...I can assure you I rode home BLOODY carefully this morning after being up for 27 hours from start of things yesterday

[White trash]

Poor bastard wasn't looking at the Kumandsukme mate, he was desperately trying to control his mirth at the chubby bloke on the day-glo bike.

[myvice]

Things come in threes, should be OK for a bit!

[hondacmx450]

god said to me today bikers r ok but scooter riders r fucked he was right or is it the beer and im hearing voices again :motu:

[mattt]

god said to me today bikers r ok but scooter riders r fucked he was right or is it the beer and im hearing voices again :motu:

Must be the beer, cos god just told me mx pisses him off. :hbd:

[Matt Bleck]

So here I am outside hamilton Motorcycles waiting for a gap in the traffic to pull out, I spot another biker (scooter) coming so figure I will slot in behind him, rightly so the rider had a long look while riding past me and BANG !!!!!!!!!!!!!
straight into the back of a at the time stopping corrolla.
Now I know I ride an absolutley spectacular looking motorcycle but worth crashing for, fuck yes it seems!!
I got off and helped the poor silly younglin back on his feet and dragged his reasonably fucked bike onto the footpath, the driver got out and predicatably ranted and raved about it all, he was duly told to shut the fuck up and chill out while the rider gathered himself.
Anyway that was an interesting outting.
For the last few outings I have had , they have all resulted in crashes in total three, one very sad which we all know about.
Please this weekend go out there and get into it, But please please do it as safe as you can without being a gay about it ok.

Take care !!:Punk:

I'm sorry but FUCK THATS FUNNY!! :rofl:

[Zed]

For the last few outings I have had , they have all resulted in crashes in total three, one very sad which we all know about.
Please this weekend go out there and get into it, But please please do it as safe as you can without being a gay about it ok.

Take care !!:Punk:Thanks for the advice Quasi! So where did you say you'd be riding this weekend again?...just so I know to avoid you. :whistle:

Coincidentally I was speaking to a co-worker 2day who told me of an incident when he was in the Greek Islands last year, he was waiting at a bus stop with about 20 others when they all watched this guy on a 250cc plough straight into the side of a car. Apparently the biker-wannabe was riding without hands and looking through his wallet for something?? Twit. :nono:

Eyes on the road at all times remember people!!

[Quasievil]

Poor bastard wasn't looking at the Kumandsukme mate, he was desperately trying to control his mirth at the chubby bloke on the day-glo bike.

Oh yeah thats funny aint it needle dick :clap:

[Quasievil]

Thanks for the advice Quasi! So where did you say you'd be riding this weekend again?...just so I know to avoid you. :whistle:



No mate, bike locked up this weekend, but im keen for some visitors if anyone wants a cuppa tea ?
Im building a fence for the new dog:woohoo:

[Zed]

No mate, bike locked up this weekend...Wot?? How cruel of you!

Happy fencing! :cool:

[placidfemme]

So here I am outside hamilton Motorcycles waiting for a gap in the traffic to pull out, I spot another biker (scooter) coming so figure I will slot in behind him, rightly so the rider had a long look while riding past me and BANG !!!!!!!!!!!!!
straight into the back of a at the time stopping corrolla.
Now I know I ride an absolutley spectacular looking motorcycle but worth crashing for, fuck yes it seems!!
I got off and helped the poor silly younglin back on his feet and dragged his reasonably fucked bike onto the footpath, the driver got out and predicatably ranted and raved about it all, he was duly told to shut the fuck up and chill out while the rider gathered himself.
Anyway that was an interesting outting.
For the last few outings I have had , they have all resulted in crashes in total three, one very sad which we all know about.
Please this weekend go out there and get into it, But please please do it as safe as you can without being a gay about it ok.

Take care !!:Punk:

*gonna be as GAY as I want*

[Brains]

SOME HOMO ON A DUCATI WAS GIVING SOME OF US JAPPA RIDERS THE :tugger: :tugger: SIGNAL AS HE RODE PAST DARBY STREET IN AUCKS , HE WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE BACK OF A STOPPED CAR ," WHOS THE WANKER NOW"
FUCK WE PISSED OURSELVES AND NO ONE HELPED HIM, ONLY THING THAT WOULDA MADE IT BETTER IS IF HE BROKE HIS NECK, HE WAS A REAL CUNT

I don't think it was due to the make of your bikes winja, more likely he recognised you.

[Brains]

So here I am outside hamilton Motorcycles waiting for a gap in the traffic to pull out, I spot another biker (scooter) coming so figure I will slot in behind him, rightly so the rider had a long look while riding past me and BANG !!!!!!!!!!!!!
straight into the back of a at the time stopping corrolla.
Now I know I ride an absolutley spectacular looking motorcycle but worth crashing for, fuck yes it seems!!
I got off and helped the poor silly younglin back on his feet and dragged his reasonably fucked bike onto the footpath, the driver got out and predicatably ranted and raved about it all, he was duly told to shut the fuck up and chill out while the rider gathered himself.
Anyway that was an interesting outting.
For the last few outings I have had , they have all resulted in crashes in total three, one very sad which we all know about.
Please this weekend go out there and get into it, But please please do it as safe as you can without being a gay about it ok.

Take care !!:Punk:

Mate, sorry to be the one to tell you this, but the scooter rider wasn't lookin at your bike, he was just gobsmacked that someone was actually at hamilton motorcycles, if I'd pasted and you where pulling outta that hole I would have been amazed too.

[Quasievil]

*gonna be as GAY as I want*

Okay thats cool, take it easy, figure of speech only

[WINJA]

I don't think it was due to the make of your bikes winja, more likely he recognised you.
GET REAL FUCKWITT HE WAS DOING IT TO A WHOLE GROUP OF US , HE OPENLY ADMITTED HATING JAP BIKES ,MIND YOU YOURE ON A HONDA :motu:

[hondacmx450]

GET REAL FUCKWITT HE WAS DOING IT TO A WHOLE GROUP OF US , HE OPENLY ADMITTED HATING JAP BIKES ,MIND YOU YOURE ON A HONDA :motu:
did you dent your tank when you had your off and if you did were carrying some thing in frount of you cause it would not have been your big cock and balls :motu: :motu: :motu: :woohoo: :violin:

[Squiggles]

calm it down boys :D

[Ghost Lemur]

*gonna be as GAY as I want*


Bahahahaha :killingme :killingme

In quasi's defence I think he meant Ghey.

[WINJA]

did you dent your tank when you had your off and if you did were carrying some thing in frount of you cause it would not have been your big cock and balls :motu: :motu: :motu: :woohoo: :violin:
WHICH CRASH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? ARENT YOU THAT LOSER THAT THOUGHT JIGSAW WAS FAST ? I THINK SO , THATS WHY I COULDNT BE FUCKED RIDING WITH YOU

[bane]

Okay thats cool, take it easy, figure of speech only

Bit late to go all PC aint it Quasi?!

[Brains]

WHICH CRASH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? ARENT YOU THAT LOSER THAT THOUGHT JIGSAW WAS FAST ? I THINK SO , THATS WHY I COULDNT BE FUCKED RIDING WITH YOU

"which crash are you talking about?" says it all really doesn't it :clap: . And mate, about not being fucked, well maybe you'll find the right (= dumb and blind) K9 one day and all that will change. :motu: