I'm too sexy to work

[Banditbandit]

Bwhahahaha ... Now I've heard every excuse ...


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10885270

[mashman]

Prolly got fed up with people asking her when she would give Michael Jackson's nose back.

[Tigadee]

Good, it's about time the good-looking crowd got a taste of their own medicine! I'm proud to say I've never been noticed, never been attractive and never been envied! So there!:bleh:

[Indiana_Jones]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9K0Rar34nJo/UOtNLKkj6KI/AAAAAAAABy4/12e3nzur-FM/s1600/Morticia-Addams.jpg

-Indy

[awa355]

I know how she feels. 283131 People just wont stop looking at me. I dont what to do.

[Tigadee]

I know how she feels. People just wont stop looking at me. I dont what to do.

Brown paper bag? :mellow:

[awa355]

Brown paper bag? :mellow:


I wouldn't shag anyone that needed a brown bag over their head. :no::no::no: We beautifull people have standards you know. :eek:

[Naki Rat]

I wouldn't shag anyone that needed a brown bag over their head. :no::no::no: We beautifull people have standards you know. :eek:Ratings: One bag (for her), Two bags (one each to be safe) or 'Dingo' (where if she was asleep on your arm the next morning you would seriously consider chewing your own arm off rather than risk waking her). But they all look so good when viewed through beer goggles :drinknsin

[mashman]

Ratings: One bag (for her), Two bags (one each to be safe) or 'Dingo' (where if she was asleep on your arm the next morning you would seriously consider chewing your own arm off rather than risk waking her). But they all look so good when viewed through beer goggles :drinknsin

Or just chalk it up to experience and hope you don't get that welly'd again. I like my arms.

[Akzle]

I know how she feels. People just wont stop looking at me. I dont what to do.

that eyeliner totally doesn't go with your tits.

[Drew]

It is a burden, but doesn't cause me trouble unless I let it.

[merv]

Yeah most of us just enjoy the attention and milk it for all its worth.

[oldrider]

Bwhahahaha ... Now I've heard every excuse ...


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10885270

She wouldn't have that trouble working in a gay bar! :rolleyes:

[Berries]

I'd tap it.

[LBD]

I wouldn't shag anyone that needed a brown bag over their head. :no::no::no: We beautifull people have standards you know. :eek:

All cats are grey in the dark...

[Banditbandit]

I'd tap it.

Yeah .. but she's pretty ordinary in the photo ...

[scissorhands]

Someone has high standards:oi-grr:, are you too sexy for her?

[Banditbandit]

Someone has high standards:oi-grr:, are you too sexy for her?

:rofl: Naaa .. not really ... or I won't boast ...

I probably would tap that too ... but I was surprised by her photo ... I don;t think she's a hot as she thinks she is ...

[HenryDorsetCase]

I wouldn't shag anyone that needed a brown bag over their head. :no::no::no: We beautifull people have standards you know. :eek:

From behind, sellotape a picture of Morticia Addams to the back of her head. Or Justin Beiber, or whatever you're into.

It worked for Peter Griffin, it can work for you.

[Big Dave]

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[oldrider]

From behind, sellotape a picture of Morticia Addams to the back of her head. Or Justin Beiber, or whatever you're into.

It worked for Peter Griffin, it can work for you.

Peter Griffin!! .... he ruined our sex life! :wacko:

[mashman]

I'd tap it.

She does look like she's a beer container.

[Banditbandit]

Peter Griffin!! .... he ruined our sex life! :wacko:

How can a caertoon character do that ??? Or Maybe - pix or it didn't happen ..

[oldrider]

How can a caertoon character do that ??? Or Maybe - pix or it didn't happen ..

Did you not see the episode where Peters sex face (as they referred to it) during orgasm and sex with Lois was "emphasised heavily"? :wacko:

It was hilarious and both my wife and I were in hysterics while watching it. :lol::killingme:2thumbsup

The rest I will leave to your imagination, sex will never be the same! :facepalm:

[Drew]

The rest I will leave to your imagination, sex will never be the same! :facepalm:Oh yeah, nothing quite kills your rhythm like an attack of the giggles.

[awa355]

From behind, sellotape a picture of Morticia Addams to the back of her head. Or Justin Beiber, or whatever you're into.

It worked for Peter Griffin, it can work for you.

Nah. just think of the sister in law. Just have to be carefull to call out the right name. :Oops::Oops:

[unstuck]

Looks like she has had some botox to me.:eek5: