Good timing Mr Fuzz

[NC]

My bitch for the week.




I was lying in the back of the work van this morning retching and convulsing in agony due to an acute stomach ache and just as we pull in to the Wellington emergency department driveway the cops pull us over and quickly backed off when my work mate opened the door. They got a decent earful of me saying "OH FOR FUCK SAKE" We weren't even speeding!!
Do cops often pull car/vans over going into the emergency departments?

Ps...Mmmmmm morphine

[Paul in NZ]

You OK now Ruth? Need anything ??

[crashe]

Food Poisoning aint nice...... :puke: :puke: :puke:

Go to bed and sleep...

keep that :puke: bucket beside the bed and a nice damp cloth to wipe your face...

You will feel a lot better tomorrow.... maybe a bit weaker as it does zap your energy.

Hope thou that you are feeling a bit better tomorrow after all that :puke:

[zadok]

Hope you have recovered.

[Riff Raff]

Do cops often pull car/vans over going into the emergency departments?

Ps...Mmmmmm morphine
What was their reason??

Hope you feel better soon chick.

[NC]

What was their reason??

Hope you feel better soon chick.
Routine check :clap:

[NC]

You OK now Ruth? Need anything ??
I'm sweet for stuff, tah Paul :)

[Paul in NZ]

I'm sweet for stuff, tah Paul :)

OK - let me know if you need anything eh?

Cheers

[Motu]

You should of got them to give a Police escort for the van,it was an emergency after all,then you could dob them in for speeding....

[curious george]

I was lying in the back of the work van this morning retching and convulsing in agony due to an acute stomach ache
Twas the mince I say!!! :rofl:

[raster]

or was it the pork :rofl:

[NC]

Twas the mince I say!!! :rofl:
Come here and let me remove your small intestine with this rusty knife that I have here, oh by the way I have nothing for the pain.

[curious george]

Jeez, only a joke on your sig....
What was it anyway... something you ate? Appendicitis?
If it hurts, whay not take pain killers?

[inlinefour]

Come here and let me remove your small intestine with this rusty knife that I have here, oh by the way I have nothing for the pain.

Last time I was forceably removed from my bike: dragged underneath the bike, road rash down left side of body. Ambo to ED, cleaned up via staff nurse with chemicals that hurt, laughing gas ran out prior to putting little finger nail being put back in (root & all), stitch put through nail, I bend the iv drip stand. Staff said that they would not do that again. Staff wanted me to stay the night in a medical ward, I wanted to go home. Sent me home with nil pain relief and then surprised when I say I got nil sleep the next day. However, they where bloody busy, I was not wearing full riding gear and the drugs that they did give me woooooohooooo! :devil2:

[scumdog]

My bitch for the week.




I was lying in the back of the work van this morning retching and convulsing in agony due to an acute stomach ache and just as we pull in to the Wellington emergency department driveway the cops pull us over and quickly backed off when my work mate opened the door. They got a decent earful of me saying "OH FOR FUCK SAKE" We weren't even speeding!!
Do cops often pull car/vans over going into the emergency departments?

Ps...Mmmmmm morphine

How long had they been following the ven with the red/blue lights on? If anything like around here it would have been for oh, say, the last 10km!!

Look at the bright side, just imagine how svelte your figure is going to look when you're back on your feet!! :rofl:

Who needs Jenny Craig I say??

[crashe]

NC - How are you feeling today?

[raster]

Bitch for the week? :violin:

You get a bad rep too CG??

Gona get touching about something like that, don't put it on a public forum :nono:

Food poisening + Fuzz = pig = pork

[curious george]

I think we pushed the wrong joke button... or something.
Still don't know what was wrong with her anyway, despite bad rep.
Ahhh fook it.