Worries! [Archive] - Kiwi Biker forums

idb

4th June 2013, 22:09

With the Fukushima nuclear reactor dumping radioactive crap into the ocean, and Osama Bin Laden being buried in the ocean...could we be risking a real Godzilla scenario...Binzilla, or Godladen - if you will!!?

Makes you think, don't it?

mashman

4th June 2013, 22:12

bwaaaaaaaaaha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa... Allahzilla

oldrider

4th June 2013, 23:03

idb

4th June 2013, 23:04

As they say on KB: There I fixed it for you! (what are you on at the moment?) :lol:

Whisky

(how did you guess?)

unstuck

5th June 2013, 05:57

http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/R/4/4/Osama-Fish-Food.jpg Or other toxic materials.

SMOKEU

5th June 2013, 08:52

I recently spoke to a snackbarist who insists that Oosama bin Laden is still alive. He also stated that 9/11 was done by the US government. True story.

Hitcher

5th June 2013, 08:59

I recently spoke to a snackbarist who insists that Oosama bin Laden is still alive. He also stated that 9/11 was done by the US government. True story.

Both scenarios have been endlessly documented. If you've got a spare week or two, Google will be your friend.

unstuck

5th June 2013, 08:59

I recently spoke to a snackbarist who insists that Oosama bin Laden is still alive. He also stated that 9/11 was done by the US government. True story.

Wackos are everywhere, a couple of years ago a van load of ragheads tried to convert me to a beliver and when I told the big cheese to fuck his camel, they tried to get me in the van by force, IN THE MAIN STREET OF GORE.:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme

SMOKEU

5th June 2013, 09:05

Wackos are everywhere, a couple of years ago a van load of ragheads tried to convert me to a beliver and when I told the big cheese to fuck his camel, they tried to get me in the van by force, IN THE MAIN STREET OF GORE.:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme

You should have just yelled out "takbir!" and filmed their reaction.

Tigadee

5th June 2013, 09:09

Wackos are everywhere, a couple of years ago a van load of ragheads tried to convert me to a beliver and
when I told the big cheese to fuck his camel, they tried to get me in the van by force, IN THE MAIN STREET OF GORE.

LOL Obviously you didn't want to live, so good material for their jihad! :killingme

unstuck

5th June 2013, 09:10

You should have just yelled out "takbir!" and filmed their reaction.

Fuck that "takbir" could mean I want you to share my goat for all I know, and no ones sharing my goat.:devil2:

awa355

5th June 2013, 10:23

Wackos are everywhere, a couple of years ago a van load of ragheads tried to convert me to a beliver and when I told the big cheese to fuck his camel, they tried to get me in the van by force, IN THE MAIN STREET OF GORE.:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme

Utter rubish, Gore doesn't have a 'main' street. :nono::nono:

unstuck

5th June 2013, 10:41

Utter rubish, Gore doesn't have a 'main' street. :nono::nono:

Yes it does, its were all the hoons do their laps on the weekend.:bleh:

Akzle

5th June 2013, 15:08

Yes it does, its were all the hoons do their laps on the weekend.:bleh:

both of them?!

unstuck

5th June 2013, 15:33

Fuck off, there is at least a whole car load of them.:motu:

scumdog

5th June 2013, 16:02

Fuck off, there is at least a whole car load of them.:motu:

The Firm don't count,

Some Gore person once said to me "21 of them in one car just to get a total collective IQ above 13 shows their desperation..":crazy:

Drew

5th June 2013, 16:06

I wanna see Gore's punk rocker wandering down the 'main street', amongst all the senior citizens.

Be funny as a fight in a church I reckon.

awa355

5th June 2013, 16:20

Gore on a Saturday night. ( and probably a few other towns as well).

283692

Banditbandit

5th June 2013, 16:35

I recently spoke to a snackbarist who insists that Oosama bin Laden is still alive. He also stated that 9/11 was done by the US government. True story.

NNnnooooooo . take that to the other thread ...

Wackos are everywhere, a couple of years ago a van load of ragheads tried to convert me to a beliver and when I told the big cheese to fuck his camel, they tried to get me in the van by force, IN THE MAIN STREET OF GORE

I was depressed last night .. I called Helpline .. I Got a Call Centre in Pakistan .. I told them I was depressed ...

They got all excited and asked what vest size I was ...

Drew

5th June 2013, 17:02

I was depressed last night .. I called Helpline .. I Got a Call Centre in Pakistan .. I told them I was depressed ...

They got all excited and asked what vest size I was ...

I called the 'rape helpline'. Sadly, they were not as helpful as I'd hoped.

unstuck

5th June 2013, 17:40

Fuck no, that horse would not be safe in this town, it,s too pretty.

scissorhands

5th June 2013, 18:40

If Wellington fell into the sea, the bumbles would leave the hive and start buzzing around all over the place

idb

5th June 2013, 21:57

What's with all these hear-miss asteroids lately - plus the one that hit Russia a few months back?
I'm blaming Global Warming but I bet there'll still be sceptics and deniers.

The small near-Earth asteroid 2012 DA14 will pass very close to Earth on February 15, so close that it will pass inside the ring of geosynchronous weather and communications satellites.
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/02/130204131341.htm

A meteor streaked through the skies above Russia's Urals region Friday morning before exploding with a flash and boom that shattered glass in buildings and left about 1,000 people hurt, authorities said.
Described by NASA as a "tiny asteroid," the meteor's explosion created a blast in central Russia equivalent to 300,000 tons of TNT, the space agency's officials said Friday, adding that the incident was a once-in-100-years event
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/02/15/world/europe/russia-meteor-shower

Hitcher

5th June 2013, 22:40

I'm more worried about a bunch of Dickhead Councillors in Hamilton deciding today to buckle to the anti-fluoride lobby.

The Reibz

5th June 2013, 22:55

Im worried about the Kiwi male turning into the fucken soft cock stereotype.

Hitcher

5th June 2013, 22:57

Im worried about the Kiwi male turning into the fucken soft cock stereotype.

Don't worry. There are pills that can help with that.

mashman

5th June 2013, 23:17

What's with all these hear-miss asteroids lately - plus the one that hit Russia a few months back?
I'm blaming Global Warming but I bet there'll still be sceptics and deniers.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/02/130204131341.htm

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/02/15/world/europe/russia-meteor-shower

I just got an erection.

Oh, and there was one over Cuba too (http://www.theprovince.com/technology/space/Cubans+Californians+report+fireball+events+less+th an/7976073/story.html)

Banditbandit

6th June 2013, 09:06

I just got an erection.

Ummm .. errr .. I want to stand well clear of you - you sound like a meteor magnet ...

idb

6th June 2013, 09:18

I just got an erection.

Oh, and there was one over Cuba too (http://www.theprovince.com/technology/space/Cubans+Californians+report+fireball+events+less+th an/7976073/story.html)

It's a worry all right.

unstuck

6th June 2013, 09:22

The Firm don't count,

Some Gore person once said to me "21 of them in one car just to get a total collective IQ above 13 shows their desperation..":crazy:

Them firmy buggers are still getting beaten sencless, 2 of them got beaten with a baseball bat and a tomohawk a few nights ago. 21 in a car down here still wouldnt be enough of an iq to buy a bag of chips with.

unstuck

6th June 2013, 09:24

oldrider

6th June 2013, 09:30

I'm more worried about a bunch of Dickhead Councillors in Hamilton deciding today to buckle to the anti-fluoride lobby.

Hmmmm. Buy your own fluoride and add it to your own water, that will work for you! :yes: Personal choice, your a big boy now!

scissorhands

6th June 2013, 10:29

Hmmmm. Buy your own fluoride and add it to your own water, that will work for you! :yes: Personal choice, your a big boy now!

The Chiefs game will suffer. Why do you think Auckwacker rugby has gone backward since the early nineties and Canterbury have maintained dominance??

Might kerb Hamildorks propensity for STD's though

mashman

6th June 2013, 11:14

I'm more worried about a bunch of Dickhead Councillors in Hamilton deciding today to buckle to the anti-fluoride lobby.

Isn't there enough in toothpaste?

Ummm .. errr .. I want to stand well clear of you - you sound like a meteor magnet ...

Good job Iz ATGATT.

And you, your just a sick puppy all round, keep your erections in your hand.:Punk::Punk:

There's just something about then end of the world that puts a smile on my face and gets me in the mood.

unstuck

6th June 2013, 11:30

There's just something about then end of the world that puts a smile on my face and gets me in the mood.

You sick bastard.:devil2:

mashman

6th June 2013, 11:33

You sick bastard.:devil2:

It's not my fault :sweatdrop

unstuck

6th June 2013, 11:38

It's not my fault :sweatdrop

Thats right, blame it on your up bringing....culture....partner.....school....churc h.....whatever you do, do not take responsability for your actions. Seems to be the way these days. Boo hoo my budgie died when I was 6 so I went out and shot a bunch of schoolkids.:weep::weep::weep:

mashman

6th June 2013, 12:07

Thats right, blame it on your up bringing....culture....partner.....school....churc h.....whatever you do, do not take responsability for your actions. Seems to be the way these days. Boo hoo my budgie died when I was 6 so I went out and shot a bunch of schoolkids.:weep::weep::weep:

bwaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa... actually, and this is something I would have thought you might have noticed over the years, my penis has a mind of its own. You can get pills for your "issue" though, I can't ;)

unstuck

6th June 2013, 13:03

bwaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa... actually, and this is something I would have thought you might have noticed over the years, my penis has a mind of its own. You can get pills for your "issue" though, I can't ;)

I worked out many years ago that if I listened to the mind of my penis, I would probably die a lonely old man. :yes:

mashman

6th June 2013, 13:29

I worked out many years ago that if I listened to the mind of my penis, I would probably die a lonely old man. :yes:

heh heh... there's something to be said for that sort of piece and quiet :pinch:

oldrider

6th June 2013, 14:39

Must admit, that over the years my penis has had some brilliant ideas and schemes ... just can't shut him up! :wings:

Banditbandit

6th June 2013, 14:44

I'm more worried about a bunch of Dickhead Councillors in Hamilton deciding today to buckle to the anti-fluoride lobby.

Don't worry. There are pills that can help with that.

Not flouride ones I hope !!!!!

Banditbandit

6th June 2013, 14:47

There's just something about then end of the world that puts a smile on my face and gets me in the mood.

Yeah me too .. I'm with Douglas Adams .. "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

I was disappointed that Y2K did not destroy the world as we know it ... I had made prerparations just in case ..

Banditbandit

6th June 2013, 14:49

Thats right, blame it on your up bringing....culture....partner.....school....churc h.....whatever you do, do not take responsability for your actions. Seems to be the way these days. Boo hoo my budgie died when I was 6 so I went out and shot a bunch of schoolkids.:weep::weep::weep:

Really ??? what was the budgie's name ???

(I called mine David .. after Mr Gray .. he lives in the Hoddle Street Memorial Bird Cage)

unstuck

6th June 2013, 15:01

Really ??? what was the budgie's name ???

(I called mine David .. after Mr Gray .. he lives in the Hoddle Street Memorial Bird Cage)

That was theoretical, but I did have a 4lb ballpein hammer named luigee that I used to take clubbing (well, more like smashing) with me.:devil2:

mashman

6th June 2013, 15:57

Must admit, that over the years my penis has had some brilliant ideas and schemes ... just can't shut him up! :wings:

You mean I'm going to be like this for the rest of my life :wari:. Quick, someone talk end of the world to me.

Yeah me too .. I'm with Douglas Adams .. "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

I was disappointed that Y2K did not destroy the world as we know it ... I had made prerparations just in case ..

Praps Slarti would build "us" a new one?

Meh, unfortunately I knew it was all in hand (bein in the trade nall). They had decades to sort it out... and as I've come to learn it was just another climate change panic. But I still got a semi.

That was theoretical, but I did have a 4lb ballpein hammer named luigee that I used to take clubbing (well, more like smashing) with me.:devil2:

Fave tune - U Can't Touch This?

unstuck

6th June 2013, 16:32

Fave tune - U Can't Touch This?

Nah....Got me on the killfloor.....Galactic Cowboys.:bash::yeah:

idb

6th June 2013, 17:33

Yeah me too .. I'm with Douglas Adams .. "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

I was disappointed that Y2K did not destroy the world as we know it ... I had made prerparations just in case ..

We dodged a bullet there...very worrying.
Now I'm worried about Y2.1.13K

idb

6th June 2013, 18:03

I'm more worried about a bunch of Dickhead Councillors in Hamilton deciding today to buckle to the anti-fluoride lobby.

Oh well, the proposed alternative will keep the place on the go
http://www.thecivilian.co.nz/hamilton-to-replace-fluoride-with-powerade/

The Hamilton City Council has resolved to replace the fluoride in its water supply with the blue “Mountain Blast” variety of sports drink Powerade.

“This is the start of a more energetic Hamilton,” said Mayor Julie Hardaker this morning, before awkwardly raising one fist in the air.

They should be able to get a lot done during the day.

idb

8th October 2013, 17:36

I've been lying in bed at night worrying about this.
If the world turns to solar energy in a large way, will all those solar panels soak up so much light that we end up in permanent darkness?

JATZ

8th October 2013, 17:45

I've been lying in bed at night worrying about this.
If the world turns to solar energy in a large way, will all those solar panels soak up so much light that we end up in permanent darkness?
:gob: I think you may be onto something there :eek: spooky !!

Now I'm wondering about wind power, will we live in a dark, still world ? :scratch:

mashman

8th October 2013, 18:28

I've been lying in bed at night worrying about this.
If the world turns to solar energy in a large way, will all those solar panels soak up so much light that we end up in permanent darkness?

Stockup on torches that work when you do this :tugger:

idb

8th October 2013, 18:41

Stockup on torches that work when you do this :tugger:

How well do they work?

scumdog

8th October 2013, 18:47

I've been lying in bed at night worrying about this.
If the world turns to solar energy in a large way, will all those solar panels soak up so much light that we end up in permanent darkness?

And will the sunny side of the world have a power-surge while the dark side slowly winds-down....so many questions...:wacko: