Cat Diaries

[cc rider]

The commentary is a crack up

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[oldrider]

Dear diary, I am somehow charged with desire to service cc riders pussy and help her with her problems! :bleh:

[blue rider]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vx2s2G88b0


meeeow

[unstuck]

YeeHaa....:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

[cc rider]

Dear diary, I am somehow in need of help with my problems! The establishment has seen fit to clothes me in jackets with too many buckles :crazy:

I'll be sending mom to deal with you ya scoundrel
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Fun song blue rider :D

[scissorhands]

Dear Diary,
CC's problems seem worse than I first imagined.
An old fart mistook her for an angel with a daddy complex, as she continually seeks the company of lonely old farts like myself who dwell in late night forums.
Her wistful childlike countenance makes the old farts want her even more, yet she plays with them still, forever taunting their saggy ball sacks.
Time will tell if love will blossom, or if cruelty continues to swat at their sad saggy ball sacks

[cc rider]

You dick :rofl:


Dear Diary,
The Toms from down the road continue to spray on the back door, I am forced to wag my tail in the window in taunting jest as the Establishment has seen fit to keep me captive during the day. I shall continue my Diary entries until the Authorites come for me :weep:

I shall write to their owners in regard spaying...




Is 10pm here...

[oldrider]

Dear diary, "ouch" x 5. :eek5:

[husaberg]

Dear diary, "ouch" x 5. :eek5:

I keep telling her i am a 14 year old boy with a nurse fetish but that just seems to encourage her more...........

[cc rider]

Golden Kitty Winner


http://youtu.be/Q34z5dCmC4M

[cc rider]

I keep telling her i am a 14 year old boy with a nurse fetish but that just seems to encourage her more...........And yet you won't stop borrowing my uniform





ps I wonder that Oldtoms 'ouch' was more for the neutering

[husaberg]

And yet you won't stop borrowing my uniform





ps I wonder that Oldtoms 'ouch' was more for the neutering

You say borrow........... i say trophy, i would have asked for knickers but............

thought so but couldn't be bothered hitting reply to thread

[cc rider]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh198/MOZ-CAT/SoNotFunny.png~original

[blue rider]

[QUOTE=cc rider;1130558359]Golden Kitty Winner



et parfois la porte de chat et ferme...........awesome! lol

[blue rider]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu5MYS7804k

[oldrider]

I'm still a kid ... loved it ... loved their laughter! :wings:

[Banditbandit]

You dick :rofl:


Dear Diary,
The Toms from down the road continue to spray on the back door, I am forced to wage my tail in the window in taunting jest as the Establishment has seen fit to keep me captive during the day. I shall continue my Diary entries until the Authorites come for me :weep:

I shall write to their owners in regard spaying...




Is 10pm here...

Diary of Tom


I was forced to spray mark on the neighbour's door again today. The aging tabby who lives there thinks she's so anti-establishment, but her tail makes her wages . and she was flaunting it again today. (Unfortunately I am attracted to counter-culture females)

The toms from across the road and from down the street both noticed, so I marked my territory yet again .. in the vain hope that one day she will emerge at the same time as I have her wages in my pocket ...

The tabby thinks that she can write to my owner - but she can't spell meow ... :rofl: if I do say so myself

[cc rider]

Dear Diary
As much as the effort tires me, I feel sad for Tom. Due to his endless graffiti his Authorities have put him in a feline diaper. His humiliation comforts me.
I continue to wage my tail out the window. My daily exercise is grueling... I shall sleep until late supper is served.

Sent via the Establishments warming plate (laptop) :Punk:

[unstuck]

Dear diary........Must find out what " wage my tail means" as it has appeared twice in this thread.:scratch:

[oldrider]

The wages of sin are death apparently, I wonder, what "are" the wages of tail? .... :moon: .... :wait:

[unstuck]

The wages of sin are death apparently, I wonder, what "are" the wages of tail? .... :moon: .... :wait:

About $20 down by the river apparently.:yes:

[oldrider]

About $20 down by the river apparently.:yes:

Dear diary ... sounds like a bargain to me! :2thumbsup

[unstuck]

Dear diary ... sounds like a bargain to me! :2thumbsup

Probably cost you a couple of hundred in jabs and protection though.:sick:

[oldrider]

Probably cost you a couple of hundred in jabs and protection though.:sick:

Like: Pussy cat pussy cat where have you been? I've been to London to visit the Queen and the VD clinic! ... :doctor:

[swtfa]

I keep telling her i am a 14 year old boy with a nurse fetish but that just seems to encourage her more...........

You told me you were 14yrs old, over 1 year ago!?!... :spanking:

[cc rider]

Juvenile delinquency is ageless :rolleyes:

[husaberg]

You told me you were 14yrs old, over 1 year ago!?!... :spanking:
I didn't want you to think i was only 13...........
Anyway........You said you would disrespect me in the awning.iykwim


Juvenile delinquency is ageless :rolleyes:
humour is timeless...boning can become funny..........don't knock it;)
iykwim

[cc rider]

Hey wrong thread... :bleh:



sent via crop circles in the kitty litter tray

[husaberg]

Hey wrong thread... :bleh:



sent via crop circles in the kitty litter tray

Go find ya self a ball of string binikis wood ya.

Balllz ......And yes it is ....do ya comb hair often..........:whistle:

[unstuck]

http://drintimacy.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/omg-wtf-knock-first-masturbating-cat.jpg?w=474&h=355

[husaberg]

http://i.imgur.com/iwSKarK.jpg