A Bit Naughty, but.....

[zadok]

.....I couldn't help it. :Oops: Answer the question; does it? :eek5:

[scumdog]

Hmmm, how does the owner of the bike 'pry' her off??

Sorry for being sexist (well not really) but there ain't enough beer in the world to make her look good to me!!

[onearmedbandit]

Oh fuck, oh fuck. I knew I shouldn't have opened this thread....

[T.I.E]

oh man thats not fair. can i have her number?

[froggyfrenchman]

dang! thats a whole lotta rosie right there!!

[Ramius]

I'm sorry, my computer melted down opening this thread. BES (Burnt Eyes Syndrome) was the problem...

[placidfemme]

dang! thats a whole lotta rosie right there!!

lol and rosie ate everything around her... except for the bike... which she would eat... but can't because she is stuck ontop of it :rofl:

[oldrider]

I remember being at sea long enough to make her look better than my last memory of a beautiful woman. There is no such thing as an ugly woman it's just a matter of time and opportunity. Believe me I have been there. Cheers John. PS I am never going to sea again.

[myvice]

Mmm, in leather, oh yea baby...
One cough and its, Where’s the bike?

[zadok]

I wonder how big she would look on a HD Fatboy?

[Pixie]

AAARRRGGGH,MY EYES,MY EYES

[Coyote]

Meh, I had worse living next door to me for 13 years. Thank god we've moved

[scumdog]

Meh, I had worse living next door to me for 13 years. Thank god we've moved

Yeah, an ugly bike like that you don't need around the neighbourhood!!, - I'll bet you were glad to see the back of her!! :motu: :rofl: :rofl: :whistle:

[Skyryder]

I wonder how big she would look on a HD Fatboy?

I seem to recall you calling yourself a Christian. Would you make fun of her if she arrived at your church. If not then why do it here??


Skyryder

[inlinefour]

.....I couldn't help it. :Oops: Answer the question; does it? :eek5:

I know I'm looking but I don't think that she'd do....

[Big Dave]

can i have her number?

180...................kgs!

[zadok]

I seem to recall you calling yourself a Christian. Would you make fun of her if she arrived at your church. If not then why do it here??Skyryder
Fair comment, the answer is no, but I do think she was setting herself for this.

[Big Dave]

I seem to recall you calling yourself a Christian. Would you make fun of her if she arrived at your church. If not then why do it here??
Skyryder

Because it's funny - and besides he wouldn't get a chance - I'd be too busy taking the piss for the first half hour.

[Biff]

That's not a bike that she sat astride - oh no, her pubes have been carefully crafted to resemble a motormacycle.

Amazing what you can do with some hairspray, felt tip pens, chicken wire, some elastic bands and 40Kg of pubes.

[Skyryder]

Because it's funny - and besides he wouldn't get a chance - I'd be too busy taking the piss for the first half hour.

Can't see anything funny with this one. Just sad.


Skyryder

[Big Dave]

Can't see anything funny with this one. Just sad.


Skyryder


It's funny because she can/is laughing at herself too - big people sometimes do that best.
There is a line to that end somewhere in Shakespeare - I'll try and remember it.

[mstriumph]

awwwww - c'mon

It's only 'funny' because of the caption..... and we have no clue that she had any notion someone was gonna stick a caption on her photo

- how does ANYONE know how these things get on the net --- she could have had the photo taken for a boyfriend who LIKES fat chicks and then his demonic kid sister stuck the caption on it and posted it worldwide.

Without the caption, its sort of sad

[and no, i'm not fat ... cruelty just makes me sad, even when it's in jest] :no:




It's funny because she can/is laughing at herself too - big people sometimes do that best.
There is a line to that end somewhere in Shakespeare - I'll try and remember it.

[Big Dave]

awwwww - c'mon


[and no, i'm not fat ... cruelty just makes me sad, even when it's in jest] :no:

I used to be - huge in fact - 160kg - the easiest thing to do was laugh about it. Set up gags and have a pizza.
Then I saw my blood pressure and fixed it. Lost 45kgs so far and just started phase 3 that will have me fit for the summer.
jenny craig and i have had a good relationship.

[mstriumph]

:clap: that's WONDERFUL!!! Gotta be the hardest thing in the world to turn yourself around to achieve that ....... 45kgs!! Keep it up!!!!!! :Punk:
I used to be - huge in fact - 160kg - the easiest thing to do was laugh about it. Set up gags and have a pizza.
Then I saw my blood pressure and fixed it. Lost 45kgs so far and just started phase 3 that will have me fit for the summer.
jenny craig and i have had a good relationship.