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superjackal
10th June 2013, 10:44
Riding to work this morning on SH1, was riding behind a Highway 61 member riding something loud. He was doing some crazy passing in between cars at about 120. I passed him in the middle lane and went on my merry way. Minute or so later he passes me doing about 140 and gives me the finger?

Well, really! I thought motorcyclists were civil people.

Pass....?

Drew
10th June 2013, 11:03
Sooo, you're on here admitting to going past someone who was doing 120kph in what must have been heavy-ish traffic if they needed to do dodgy passes, and having a cry because you got the finger?

unstuck
10th June 2013, 11:39
Fuck, dont worry about it. Im always giving people the finger, it is a sign of endearment, he wanted you to follow him home. Try giving them the finger back next time and follow them home.:Punk::Punk:

SMOKEU
10th June 2013, 11:40
He probably feels upset that his big bike only goes as fast as a good 250, so he had to make up for it somehow.

iYRe
10th June 2013, 11:49
or.. you were on a GN.. there's no other reason required.

Drew
10th June 2013, 11:51
or.. you were on a GN.. there's no other reason required.Couple things, a GN speedo reading 120, is a very optimistic speedo indeed. And the bike in question was prolly an ER-5 like it says to the top right of their post.

Stirts
10th June 2013, 12:05
Not one single piece of mental retention stimulating material to recall for my finger file. :angry:

iYRe
10th June 2013, 12:06
Couple things, a GN speedo reading 120, is a very optimistic speedo indeed. And the bike in question was prolly an ER-5 like it says to the top right of their post.

It was probably mistaken for a GN :P

He has GN rider written all over him :P

The Reibz
10th June 2013, 12:15
Should have pulled the fingers back and yelled "YO FUCK SEIG HEIL SEIG CUNT"

unstuck
10th June 2013, 12:23
Should have pulled the fingers back and yelled "YO FUCK SEIG HEIL SEIG CUNT"

Easy to do sitting at a keyboard.:yawn:

Paul in NZ
10th June 2013, 12:36
Easy to do sitting at a keyboard.:yawn:

No its not - thats quite a few different letters there and the caps lock key!!

superjackal
10th June 2013, 12:41
or.. you were on a GN.. there's no other reason required.

Not a GN fan then?

MSTRS
10th June 2013, 12:58
God No ...

buggerit
10th June 2013, 13:11
Riding to work this morning on SH1, was riding behind a Highway 61 member riding something loud. He was doing some crazy passing in between cars at about 120. I passed him in the middle lane and went on my merry way. Minute or so later he passes me doing about 140 and gives me the finger?

Well, really! I thought motorcyclists were civil people.

Pass....?

Its prostrate awareness week, apparently as part of the gangs new public relations endevours they are giving free roadside checks:laugh::shutup:

yod
10th June 2013, 13:22
Its prostrate awareness week, apparently as part of the gangs new public relations endevours they are giving free roadside checks:laugh::shutup:

you know they can check that with a blood test now....or did your Doctor not tell you that? :shit: :blink:

Murray
10th June 2013, 14:17
Riding to work this morning on SH1, was riding behind a Highway 61 member riding something loud. He was doing some crazy passing in between cars at about 120. I passed him in the middle lane and went on my merry way. Minute or so later he passes me doing about 140 and gives me the finger?

Well, really! I thought motorcyclists were civil people.

Pass....?

Has no one taught you the KB wave yet?????

caspernz
10th June 2013, 15:12
you know they can check that with a blood test now....or did your Doctor not tell you that? :shit: :blink:

Ouch, so if the doctor knows and fails to tell his patient...:shutup:

oneofsix
10th June 2013, 15:24
Its prostrate awareness week, apparently as part of the gangs new public relations endevours they are giving free roadside checks:laugh::shutup:


you know they can check that with a blood test now....or did your Doctor not tell you that? :shit: :blink:


Ouch, so if the doctor knows and fails to tell his patient...:shutup:

Some don't like new fangled technology or don't trust it and some just like sticking their finger where it don't belong.

superjackal
10th June 2013, 15:24
Its prostrate awareness week, apparently as part of the gangs new public relations endevours they are giving free roadside checks:laugh::shutup:

:shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::s hit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shi t::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit:

Maha
10th June 2013, 15:29
I got fingered once, the results came back clean...I shit you not.:confused:

unstuck
10th June 2013, 15:30
:shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::s hit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shi t::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit::shit:

Dont worry, it aint that bad. Now if you start backing up while its happening.............:sick::weird:

MSTRS
10th June 2013, 15:33
Dont worry, it aint that bad. Now if you start backing up while its happening.............:sick::weird:

Or the doctor has both hands on your shoulders...

Akzle
10th June 2013, 15:40
you know they can check that with a blood test now....or did your Doctor not tell you that? :shit: :blink:

i thought it was weird that he had both his hands on my shoulders...

Akzle
10th June 2013, 15:41
f@ck. Beaten to it!

Drew
10th June 2013, 15:42
Some don't like new fangled technology or don't trust it and some just like sticking their finger where it don't belong.

Go in complaining of neck pain, after diving into the pool and hitting your head on the pool floor. You can land head first in the gravel trap, around 200kph if you like, but making up the story is easier.

No blood test to check for ass sphincter control.

unstuck
10th June 2013, 15:42
Or the doctor has both hands on your shoulders...

:Oops: Now that would be a worry.:yes: I had a dentist at Auckland hospital trying to rub his crotch on my arm while pulling a tooth out once, he didn't do me for assault and I didn't do him for being a sick mother fucker.:Punk::Punk:

Drew
10th June 2013, 15:45
:Oops: Now that would be a worry.:yes: I had a dentist at Auckland hospital trying to rub his crotch on my arm while pulling a tooth out once, he didn't do me for assault and I didn't do him for being a sick mother fucker.:Punk::Punk:

If this story is true, do you worry at all about said dentist treating young boys?

unstuck
10th June 2013, 15:47
If this story is true, do you worry at all about said dentist treating young boys?

Nope, not at all. You.

Maha
10th June 2013, 15:49
If this story is true, do you worry at all about said dentist treating young boys?

As a young boy, that was the one thing I looked forward to before entering the school dentist (yes schools once had dentist's) female dentist that had to ''lean'' in tightly while standing behind you.

Drew
10th June 2013, 15:51
As a young boy, that was the one thing I looked forward to before entering the school dentist (yes schools once had dentist's) female dentist that had to ''lean'' in tightly while standing behind you.

I'm not so young, that we didn't have a dental nurse through my schooling.

Don't get me wrong, you're still a very old cunt.:laugh:

Big Dave
10th June 2013, 15:54
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unstuck
10th June 2013, 15:54
As a young boy, that was the one thing I looked forward to before entering the school dentist (yes schools once had dentist's) female dentist that had to ''lean'' in tightly while standing behind you.
I think schools still have a dental nurse don't they, dont know, they did a few years ago when my kids were still at school.:blink:

unstuck
10th June 2013, 15:56
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bgEIm0nNq6U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:Punk::Punk:

Maha
10th June 2013, 16:01
I'm not so young, that we didn't have a dental nurse through my schooling.

Don't get me wrong, you're still a very old cunt.:laugh:
I am the same age as my tounge and a little older than my teeth....as is everyone.:yes:


I think schools still have a dental nurse don't they, dont know, they did a few years ago when my kids were still at school.:blink:

Possibly, the Murder house buildings are still visible at some primary schools.

unstuck
10th June 2013, 16:04
Our dental nurse at primary school was married to an all black, Brian Williams I think, was a wee while ago now, but she used to bring him along when all us boys were being little girls. :Punk::Punk:

superjackal
10th June 2013, 16:35
:Oops: Now that would be a worry.:yes: I had a dentist at Auckland hospital trying to rub his crotch on my arm while pulling a tooth out once, he didn't do me for assault and I didn't do him for being a sick mother fucker.:Punk::Punk:

...Mmmm... stranger's arm.... Mmmmmm.....:love:

cc rider
10th June 2013, 16:36
Its prostrate awareness week, apparently as part of the gangs new public relations endevours they are giving free roadside checks:laugh::shutup:Thank god for the chaps :shifty:

jasonu
10th June 2013, 16:40
Riding to work this morning on SH1, was riding behind a Highway 61 member riding something loud. He was doing some crazy passing in between cars at about 120. I passed him in the middle lane and went on my merry way. Minute or so later he passes me doing about 140 and gives me the finger?

Well, really! I thought motorcyclists were civil people.

Pass....?

I would have cought back up to him and hocked in his face and called him a dick too.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ

cc rider
10th June 2013, 16:49
motorcyclists civil people?... not always civilized though

Gord bles'em awll :grouphug:

granstar
10th June 2013, 17:50
Amazing stuff, lifted a finger off the Harley bars and never fell off, that's a skilled rider there, should be respected, keep well back.:2guns:

unstuck
10th June 2013, 18:20
Amazing stuff, lifted a finger off the Harley bars and never fell off, that's a skilled rider there, should be respected, keep well back.:2guns:

He was tied on with tassles granstar.:Punk:




P.S. Is it bloody freezing down there or what.20 Yrs and I am still not liking this weather.

Trade_nancy
10th June 2013, 18:32
Yeh - had the same finger. Last summer - missus and I rode up to Waiouru and about 1k north of Taihape going the other way was a crashed m/bike on a recovery trailer. Around the next bend was the scene - with a cop still taking notes from witnesses and the ambulance closing it's doors - with what I later heard was a dead rider inside. We rode past and around another bend and about 30+ patched riders were coming towards us, so I waved them down and and indicated a warning of a cop ahead. Just got ignored.... About 100 metres further on was a lagging group of another 10 or so bikes - waved them down also and the tail bike had a pillion - he stuck his middle finger in the air good and hard as if to say - go fuck yourself dweeb,...we're tuff kunts who hate everything...

granstar
10th June 2013, 18:33
:shit: mental image ....http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/192x/87/80/ac/8780aca8b1e68e99dfb85ddc5c299922.jpg

unstuck
10th June 2013, 18:36
Yeh - had the same finger. Last summer - missus and I rode up to Waiouru and about 1k north of Taihape going the other way was a crashed m/bike on a recovery trailer. Around the next bend was the scene - with a cop still taking notes from witnesses and the ambulance closing it's doors - with what I later heard was a dead rider inside. We rode past and around another bend and about 30+ patched riders were coming towards us, so I waved them down and and indicated a warning of a cop ahead. Just got ignored.... About 100 metres further on was a lagging group of another 10 or so bikes - waved them down also and the tail bike had a pillion - he stuck his middle finger in the air good and hard as if to say - go fuck yourself dweeb,...we're tuff kunts who hate everything...

Thats the way it is in that scene, you cannot be a goody and ride with the baddies.:nono:

unstuck
10th June 2013, 18:36
Thats the one granstar.:Punk::Punk:

blue rider
10th June 2013, 19:14
Should have pulled the fingers back and yelled "YO FUCK SEIG HEIL SEIG CUNT"


"Yo Fuck Sieg Heil Sieg Cunt

IE = EE
EI = Ei

kaithxbai

Akzle
10th June 2013, 19:34
"Yo Fuck Sieg Heil Sieg Cunt

IE = EE
EI = Ei

kaithxbai

eh?
. .

carburator
10th June 2013, 20:12
Riding to work this morning on SH1, was riding behind a Highway 61 member riding something loud. He was doing some crazy passing in between cars at about 120. I passed him in the middle lane and went on my merry way. Minute or so later he passes me doing about 140 and gives me the finger?

Well, really! I thought motorcyclists were civil people.

Pass....?

would you rather he ran you off the road and gave you the bash...

Berries
10th June 2013, 22:19
Old McDonald had a farm?



IE = EE
EI = Ei

granstar
10th June 2013, 22:28
Joke aside, maybe his horn really was broken :yes:

nudemetalz
11th June 2013, 08:33
Reminds me of this video that I'm sure you've all seen before.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rueC1r8W1s

unstuck
11th June 2013, 09:33
Yeah right, he would of pulled over if i could have. Soft cock, didn't even roll the window down to ask if they could help. False Expectations Appearing Real.:headbang:

Drew
11th June 2013, 09:35
Yeah right, he would of pulled over if i could have. Soft cock, didn't even roll the window down to ask if they could help. False Expectations Appearing Real.:headbang:

"They're gonna bash us". Hehehe, hilarious!

superjackal
11th June 2013, 11:05
would you rather he ran you off the road and gave you the bash...

He could try. I'm toddler tuff!

granstar
11th June 2013, 17:48
" Why would they do that" ...exactly :clap: