View Full Version : Some people just need elimination
Paul in NZ
10th June 2013, 13:08
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8777136/Man-attacked-with-bleach
I mean FFS......
The Reibz
10th June 2013, 13:12
Sounds like prospects trying to get a patch
unstuck
10th June 2013, 13:12
I bet he was holding them up or something stupid like that. Gutless fuckers.
willytheekid
10th June 2013, 13:31
...a fucking eye for an eye! I say :devil2:
the gutless maggots!
Hitcher
10th June 2013, 13:38
The Police's prime suspect is Hone Harpic, known to be clean around the bend.
unstuck
10th June 2013, 13:53
Police expect to release more details in a jiff.:no:
mashman
10th June 2013, 13:57
Ouchy dettol hurt.
sels1
10th June 2013, 14:18
The Police's prime suspect is Hone Harpic, known to be clean around the bend.
He'll in in for a brush with the law then...
Crasherfromwayback
10th June 2013, 14:22
The Police's prime suspect is Hone Harpic, known to be clean around the bend.
He's not that bright.
Banditbandit
10th June 2013, 14:23
Well, scrub that joke then ...
unstuck
10th June 2013, 14:54
Too much toilet humour on here today.
awa355
10th June 2013, 15:01
Mr Muscle is leading the investigation.
He thinks it may be Ajax up
Akzle
10th June 2013, 15:42
don' ja nola thats not how to do it..
caseye
10th June 2013, 19:41
...a fucking eye for an eye! I say :devil2:
the gutless maggots!
Too bloody good for em me ol mate, Shoot the barstards, dead! Then we stop paying for them immediately instead of for the rest of their miserable stinking lives.
Time, I reckon.
Katman
10th June 2013, 20:35
I have to say I'm surprised that so many seem to think it's an amusing topic.
tigertim20
10th June 2013, 20:42
I have to say I'm surprised that so many seem to think it's an amusing topic.
not that is happens often but I agree with you.
went from disgust to hilarity pretty quickly.
Banditbandit
11th June 2013, 12:05
I have to say I'm surprised that so many seem to think it's an amusing topic.
We are well away from the original topic ... Yeah .. I get what you are saying ... but I seriously doubt that the humour has much to do with the bleach chucking incident ... which I think everyone here would say was pretty disgusting ..
Katman
11th June 2013, 13:23
We are well away from the original topic ... Yeah .. I get what you are saying ... but I seriously doubt that the humour has much to do with the bleach chucking incident ... which I think everyone here would say was pretty disgusting ..
No, you're clutching at straws now.
Hitcher made some fucked up attempt at making a joke out of something that hasn't the slightest bit of humour in it and suddenly the thread heads off on some pun fest.
And people used to accuse me of lacking empathy.
Banditbandit
11th June 2013, 13:41
No, you're clutching at straws now.
Hitcher made some fucked up attempt at making a joke out of something that hasn't the slightest bit of humour in it and suddenly the thread heads off on some pun fest.
And people used to accuse me of lacking empathy.
OK OK ... I do get it ...
But I still say there is nothing so sacred it can't be laughed at ... Maybe I'm sick then .. but DILLIGAF ...
unstuck
11th June 2013, 13:50
When you are a strong confident person, who has a good grip on their emotions, what other people do and say means fuck all to you. Laughter is the best medicine after all.:killingme:killingme
Only weak narrow minded people feel righteous indignation when they read/hear what someone else is saying.:Punk::Punk:
Akzle
11th June 2013, 14:02
OK OK ... I do get it ...
But I still say there is nothing so sacred it can't be laughed at ... Maybe I'm sick then .. but DILLIGAF ...
maha's penis cancer.
Apparently.
SMOKEU
11th June 2013, 14:19
But I still say there is nothing so sacred it can't be laughed at ... Maybe I'm sick then .. but DILLIGAF ...
Try drawing a humorous picture of the prophet Mohammed and taking it to a mosque.
Banditbandit
12th June 2013, 11:42
maha's penis cancer.
Apparently.
Well, piss on it ... (or maybe Fuck that ...)
unstuck
12th June 2013, 11:46
Could be a HARD act to perform though.......
Banditbandit
12th June 2013, 11:47
Try drawing a humorous picture of the prophet Mohammed and taking it to a mosque.
See ... I think all religions and extremely funny ... and will laugh at them all .. but I didn't mean that everyone should have my approach ... I recognize that what you are saying is true ... however .. that's not my problem ... fuckem if they can't take a joke ..
http://farm1.staticflickr.com/231/474616744_348b05b8ea_z.jpg?zz=1
Banditbandit
12th June 2013, 11:56
Or maybe ...
An Islamic suicide bomber pushes the button and is instantly transported to Heaven. He meets Allah, bows, then says "I just blew up a Christian Church - lead me to the 76 virgins you have waiting for me."
Allah replies "Yes, you are entitled to the 76 virgins and you will see them shortly. But first, my martyr, you must understand that these 76 virgins are waiting for you, but they are virgins because of the actions of people like you. They have all been killed by Islamic Martyrs before they could perform the sex act, so they have all been waiting here very frustrated and desparate for sex."
"That's fine," said the martyr. "I'm expecting that and I'm sure I can handle 76 sex-starved women."
"Women," says Allah. "Who said anything about women?"
unstuck
12th June 2013, 12:10
http://www.atheistmemebase.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/068-Islam-is-nomore-violent.jpeg
Banditbandit
12th June 2013, 14:19
"You must spread .. "
Exactly
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