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Theantidote

10th June 2013, 18:59

I'm hoping to find someone who can jiggers me up some zee bars to fit my 'viagra'...is there anyone in auckland that knows how to cut some pipe and weld it up good and strong???
7/8'' or 22mm seems to be hard to find and i don't really wanna pay $150++ for some steel handles...:no:
cheers

Akzle

10th June 2013, 19:36

motherfucking pipebender and some thickwall.
Temper it first, fill it with sand, bend away, harden it again.
Ride on.

Theantidote

10th June 2013, 19:56

motherfucking pipebender and some thickwall.
Temper it first, fill it with sand, bend away, harden it again.
Ride on.

sounz easy...why didn't i think of that...now to find a mofo to bend my pipe:mellow:

Akzle

10th June 2013, 20:03

rock up to a local engineering shop with a crate of bushmans draught and bit of pipe. Donesies.

unstuck

10th June 2013, 20:20

rock up to a local engineering shop with a crate of bushmans draught and bit of pipe. Donesies.

Did someone say pipe?? Load it up then...puff puff pass.:doobey:

Akzle

10th June 2013, 21:02

never trust a stoned engineer :dry:

Theantidote

10th June 2013, 21:10

never trust a stoned engineer :dry:

so a pissed engineer is better??? just checking....:drinkup:
i was thinking of doing the same but has anyone done it??? i hear plenty advice like that but is it still relevant currency???
cheers

Akzle

11th June 2013, 07:45

oh dear. It seems i forgot to use sarcasm font.
Engineers make the world go round.

unstuck

11th June 2013, 07:57

oh dear. It seems i forgot to use sarcasm font.
Engineers make the world go round.

I thought that was gravitational pull. Would love to see the machine that keeps this big sucker spinning.:2thumbsup

Theantidote

11th June 2013, 18:27

I thought that was gravitational pull. Would love to see the machine that keeps this big sucker spinning.:2thumbsup

would love to see the engineer that keeps the machine running that keeps the world turning....:yawn:

Akzle

11th June 2013, 19:08

would love to see the engineer that keeps the machine running that keeps the world turning....:yawn:

its jesus on a velociraptor.
With a bong.

Theantidote

27th June 2013, 20:22

i've got the design sorted and all the dimensions so will be heading around the locals to see how i go...will keep updating my progress in case any one else is remotely interested...
wish i had balls big enuff to stick 16'' apehangers on my girl...but i probably wouldn't be able to look at myself with a straight face when i trim my h-bar moustache and zip up my leather chaps.......
:scooter:

Madness

27th June 2013, 20:24

The boys at Tool & Engineering Warehouse in Walters Rd, Takanini should be able to point you in the direction of a likely Engineering business. See Richard, he's a biker.

Akzle

27th June 2013, 20:24

Theantidote

28th June 2013, 19:30

i'll fkn do it.
900$

yeah 900 soundz completely fair...even generous...i'd say yes but for only 900 i'd feel shameful asking you to do it...so how bout we call 1500 at least and i'll pick them up when santa buys a dress and comes out of the closet with elvis and michael hill...:oi-grr:
:scooter:

MIXONE

28th June 2013, 19:44

yeah 900 soundz completely fair...even generous...i'd say yes but for only 900 i'd feel shameful asking you to do it...so how bout we call 1500 at least and i'll pick them up when santa buys a dress and comes out of the closet with elvis and michael hill...:oi-grr:
:scooter:

I didn't know Michael Hill was gay?:eek5: