At my age you realise something important

[Old Steve]

and then a minute later, you've forgotten it.

[buggerit]

and then a minute later, you've forgotten it.

never trust a fart:eek5:

[Murray]

I think you may be ................ what did you say???

[unstuck]

Old farts.:nya::nya::nya:

[Edbear]

and then a minute later, you've forgotten it.

But you still remember it was important! :wacko:

[The Reibz]

Never waste a hard on...

[awa355]

I just had it, right here, a minute ago:weep::weep:

[scissorhands]

Theres so many important realisations
its easy to forget them
never trust a woman in pink?

[Grizzo]

Growing old is mandatory; but growing up is optional.:2thumbsup
Live by that, and who cares what you forget;)

[MIXONE]

I use it as an exscuse with my wife all the time.;)

[Blackbird]

Growing old is mandatory; but growing up is optional.:2thumbsup
Live by that, and who cares what you forget;)

Well said :2thumbsup. I'm 65 and my wife says I've got a mental age of 5 :yes:

[Moi]

Well said :2thumbsup. I'm 65 and my wife says I've got a mental age of 5 :yes:

Is that on a good day? After the pills have kicked in...

Sh*t! Did I take mine today??

[caseye]

How on earth would we know, we've got alzhiemers, haven't we?????

[Mental Trousers]

Never waste a hard on...


I use it as an exscuse with my wife all the time.;)

Too much information :facepalm:

[Blackbird]

Is that on a good day? After the pills have kicked in...

Sh*t! Did I take mine today??

Must be...... I think....... Or..... Ummmm.... :eek5:

[Oakie]

Growing old is mandatory; but growing up is optional.:2thumbsup
Live by that, and who cares what you forget;)

Now where have I seen that before...?

[granstar]

Never really had that problem since i

[fuknK1W1]

Is that on a good day? After the pills have kicked in...

Sh*t! Did I take mine today??

That's why you should have a Webster pack:brick:

[Moi]

That's why you should have a Webster pack:brick:

I prefer the OED... Webster's Morrocan binding doesn't do anything for Moi :yawn:

[Banditbandit]

Errr .. what were we talking about ? Back on page one .. ???

[scissorhands]

Dont hang out with bikers?

[slofox]

Old farts.:nya::nya::nya:

Getting to be an old fart is a privilege not granted to us all...and it sure beats the alternative. :whistle:

[Stirts]

Ages doesn’t make you forgetful.
Having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful.


Don't think of it as hot flashes.
Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

[avgas]

There's an app for that.

[Tigadee]

and then a minute later, you've forgotten it.

Remember to change your avatar... You sold that bike ages ago!

[Old Steve]

Remember to change your avatar... You sold that bike ages ago!

What bike?

Oh, that bike! I loved that bike. I'll update my avatar when I buy another one. I've been bikeless for about six months now - been sending all my money home to the missus.

[Swoop]

Never miss a chance to play the old "pull my finger" joke with people.

Oddly, young kids twig on much faster than adults (bosses, fellow workers...) and take avoiding action.