Justifying speeding

[awa355]

A genuine reason to speed, I guess?:motu: What else could he have used?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/8814446/Speedster-was-just-drying-off-car

[Banditbandit]

Bwhahahaha .. but what other excuse for speeding do you need than Fucking Fun !!!

[BigAl]

How about "I needed to decoke my exhaust ports"

or

[Scuba_Steve]

Well guess I'll have to speed most of winter then I expect I'll have to dry off my bike almost constantly :whistle:

[scissorhands]

if peeps took half as long to get where they're going
there would be half as many cars on the road
[try and argue with that logic!]:gob:

traffic now being halved
everyone is happier and less frustrated

shoot those who dawdle
and create congestion
especially those with stick family bumper stickers

[Banditbandit]

if peeps took half as long to get where they're going
there would be half as many cars on the road
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This only works for the simplistic equation: 10 cars on the road for one hour = 10 car-hours 10 cars on the road for half an hour = five car-hours.

There are still 10 cars on the road ...

You need to factor in acceleration and velocity as well. The above is too simplistic for motion-based activities

[EJK]

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[Maha]

I had (so I believe) a very good reason to speed and still got ticketed..wrote in and got off the ticket but it should not have got to that point.
Why do they (the cops) ask the question if they have every intention of not listening to the your explanation from the outset?

[Katman]

Why do they (the cops) ask the question if they have every intention of not listening to the your explanation from the outset?

Better work stories.

[BigAl]

I had (so I believe) a very good reason to speed and still got ticketed..wrote in and got off the ticket but it should not have got to that point.

Trying to keep up with the missus? ;)

[scumdog]

I had (so I believe) a very good reason to speed and still got ticketed..wrote in and got off the ticket but it should not have got to that point.
Why do they (the cops) ask the question if they have every intention of not listening to the your explanation from the outset?

Possibly 'cos people say "The fuckin wanker didn't even ask me for an explanation..."

(So I've heard...;))

[Maha]

Better work stories.

More than likely, I questioned why (not officially) the ticket was issued in the first place, when clearly the superiors of the cop that issued said ticket, agreed with the explanation supplied, the same explanation as I verbally gave road side a few weeks prior.

Gave me a good work story.

[Maha]

Trying to keep up with the missus? ;)

Yeah close enough...she was about 45 minutes ahead of me at the time :yes:


Possibly 'cos people say "The fuckin wanker didn't even ask me for an explanation..."

(So I've heard...;))

It's the first thing that come out of their mouths is...''any reason for the speed you were doing sir''?...''well as a matter of fact, there is a little bit of poo coming out of my arse''...point is, doesn't matter what you say, they don't seem to hear it.

[awa355]

.''any reason for the speed you were doing sir''?...''

Well Officer, I'm just sweeping the bugs off the windshield.



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[Road kill]

I had (so I believe) a very good reason to speed and still got ticketed..wrote in and got off the ticket but it should not have got to that point.
Why do they (the cops) ask the question if they have every intention of not listening to the your explanation from the outset?

So don't talk to them other than the legal basics.

Anything else is you digging a hole an just wasting both your times,,,,if your lucky.

[Berries]

A genuine reason to speed, I guess?:motu: What else could he have used?
Oh I don't know. When I actually cared for my bike and washed it occasionally it was the drying it off that I looked forward.

[Laava]

''any reason for the speed you were doing sir''?...''well as a matter of fact, there is a little bit of poo coming out of my arse''.

No way!
Hang on? They let you off right?.......

[awayatc]

You alive to talk about it with a cop....?

Can't have been speeding then....

coz we all know speed kills...