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Big Dave
28th June 2013, 16:19
Geek replaces MILF.

Bummer.

unstuck
28th June 2013, 16:20
Milf, your havin a laff aint ya son.:crazy:

Big Dave
28th June 2013, 16:21
Milf, your havin a laff aint ya son.:crazy:

Lately she's fit. Good lighting - as long as hair covering the weird ears.

EG:

http://www.themaggies.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/AWW-Julia-Gillard.jpg

Woodman
28th June 2013, 16:26
So whos the bummer??

Big Dave
28th June 2013, 16:31
So whos the bummer??


The new deputy PM looks a bit likely :-)

http://images.brisbanetimes.com.au/2013/06/28/4526366/aw-Rudd-20130628003720312950-620x349.jpg

Crasherfromwayback
28th June 2013, 16:31
Geek replaces MILF.

.

Sick fuck. Next minute you'll be telling us you want to root Pauline Hanson.

Big Dave
28th June 2013, 16:36
Sick fuck. Next minute you'll be telling us you want to root Pauline Hanson.


'I'd fuck that like Thatcher would fuck a Northern town.' - Carr, J.


Happily married thank you - these days it's just a term of endearment dontchaknow. :-P

Big Dave
28th June 2013, 16:39
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mashman
28th June 2013, 16:42
So she hammers pills and enjoys long conversations with the talking clock eh. I'd muncherout... both sides... all night...

The Reibz
28th June 2013, 16:54
K Rudd would straight K.O John Key. One punch eah

awa355
28th June 2013, 17:14
Lately she's fit. Good lighting - as long as hair covering the weird ears.


And as long as she kept her mouth shut. That voice would kill any hard on. As I said to my wife once, The next one I turn down will be bloody rough.

unstuck
28th June 2013, 17:27
I must be spoilt, even with the airbrushing in that photo she aint no looker . :oi-grr:

Madness
28th June 2013, 17:32
Sick fuck. Next minute you'll be telling us you want to root Pauline Hanson again.

Fixed it for ya.


Lately she's fit. Good lighting - as long as hair covering the weird ears.

What's your opinion on Helen Clark then? Nothing a bit of lightning couldn't fix?

unstuck
28th June 2013, 17:36
Mix MR Bean with Gillard, Thats just scary.:crazy:

https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-prn1/c21.21.259.259/s160x160/34705_157031120987699_363608_n.jpg

Crasherfromwayback
28th June 2013, 17:52
What's your opinion on Helen Clark then? Nothing a bit of lightning couldn't fix?

She could eat an apple through a tennis raquet.

mashman
28th June 2013, 18:03
I must be spoilt, even with the airbrushing in that photo she aint no looker . :oi-grr:

Yer missus is standing behind you isn't she.

unstuck
28th June 2013, 18:06
Yer missus is standing behind you isn't she.

Nah, shes in the kitchen cooking me some eggs, bitch.:oi-grr:

mashman
28th June 2013, 18:24
Nah, shes in the kitchen cooking me some eggs, bitch.:oi-grr:

ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa... just as well as the last thing you need is a GBH conviction ;)

mashman
28th June 2013, 18:25
Geek replaces MILF.

Bummer.

So what about the opposition?

Big Dave
28th June 2013, 18:26
Nothing a bit of lightning couldn't fix?

Aye. Look at any campaign poster.


I had a gig not so long ago making 40yo models look like 20 somethings in photoshop. Less money for models = more coin for BD. Yooo bewdy.

Big Dave
28th June 2013, 18:26
So what about the opposition?

Putin wannabe.

Big Dave
28th June 2013, 18:31
And as long as she kept her mouth shut.

Smutty comment (Wayne's World Voice) *denied*.

mashman
28th June 2013, 18:32
Putin wannabe.

Always russian abbott?

Mom
28th June 2013, 18:33
Putin wannabe.

Have you considered hearing aides BD? That accent more than destroyed any "looks" good or otherwise Ms Gillard posses. Have your ears become dulled completely to the nuances of the Aussie Drawl?

Big Dave
28th June 2013, 18:40
Have you considered hearing aides BD? That accent more than destroyed any "looks" good or otherwise Ms Gillard posses. Have your ears become dulled completely to the nuances of the Aussie Drawl?


Listen???? Gawd no. My interest in politics is 1 pixel thick.

Language nuances are a two-way dutch.

Mom
28th June 2013, 18:44
Listen???? Gawd no. My interest in politics is 1 pixel thick.

Cor, only one pixel? I first read that as pixie and wanted what you were drinking LOL

Big Dave
28th June 2013, 18:46
one pixel?

On days when there is no good sport on.

MIXONE
28th June 2013, 19:38
On days when there is no good sport on.

You mean when the All Blacks aren't playing.:bleh:

Paul in NZ
28th June 2013, 20:09
I dont believe this shite....

She was actually a pretty decent PM and had to put up with some unbelievable abuse... The dork Rudd will lead you all to ruin out of his own vanity..

This whole episode says more about the dark side of authan anything else and I can't believe a bunch of guys who struggled to make it to assistant parking attendant are pulling all this 'I wouldnt root that' crap....

Yeah - her voice is kinda harsh but she did something special - and HER name will be recorded as the first aussie female PM... And despite all the bloody awful insults she has been a class act....

I will miss her actually - last classy aussie pollie

Big Dave
28th June 2013, 20:34
You mean when the All Blacks aren't playing.:bleh:

Rugby Union. Do they still play that? Here it's AFL.

Big Dave
28th June 2013, 22:38
Well PNZ - The biggest plus I see out of it is that Peter Garratt has followed her out the door and maybe Midnight Oil might make some more music.

I have a tattoo with the Stars of Warburton.

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scumdog
28th June 2013, 23:38
She could eat an apple through a tennis raquet.

Or "An onion through the string bag"

Berries
28th June 2013, 23:51
I dont believe this shite....

She was actually a pretty decent PM and had to put up with some unbelievable abuse... The dork Rudd will lead you all to ruin out of his own vanity..

This whole episode says more about the dark side of authan anything else and I can't believe a bunch of guys who struggled to make it to assistant parking attendant are pulling all this 'I wouldnt root that' crap....

Yeah - her voice is kinda harsh but she did something special - and HER name will be recorded as the first aussie female PM... And despite all the bloody awful insults she has been a class act....

I will miss her actually - last classy aussie pollie
Yeah, I'd tap it as well.

gammaguy
29th June 2013, 04:36
She's closer to Thatcher than some would suspect,after all she was born in England.

Some Aussies may not like that fact,plus of course she's a Sheila

Hope they are happy with her replacement

Robert Taylor
30th June 2013, 20:20
I dont believe this shite....

She was actually a pretty decent PM and had to put up with some unbelievable abuse... The dork Rudd will lead you all to ruin out of his own vanity..

This whole episode says more about the dark side of authan anything else and I can't believe a bunch of guys who struggled to make it to assistant parking attendant are pulling all this 'I wouldnt root that' crap....

Yeah - her voice is kinda harsh but she did something special - and HER name will be recorded as the first aussie female PM... And despite all the bloody awful insults she has been a class act....

I will miss her actually - last classy aussie pollie

Yep, replaced vindictively by Kevin Ruddiculous, aka ''the milkie bar kid'' . Soon to be annihilated by the budgie smuggler. Makes our politics look tame.......
The sad thing is in John Howard and Peter Costello they had a really good team, then unceremoniously got rid of them.
The only good leader that the Dingoville Labour party had in my living memory has been Kim Beazley.

Robert Taylor
30th June 2013, 20:21
She's closer to Thatcher than some would suspect,after all she was born in England.

Some Aussies may not like that fact,plus of course she's a Sheila

Hope they are happy with her replacement

Wales is not England..............

bluninja
1st July 2013, 13:49
Wales is not England..............

It's just a principality where most of the English ran off to when the Romans invaded :crazy:

oldrider
2nd July 2013, 21:00
Little mention of her being a "ginger" ... has that gone out of fashion as a victimisation negative these days? :confused:

SPman
3rd July 2013, 16:09
Mix MR Bean with Gillard, Thats just scary.:crazy:

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That's just sick!

I'll have nightmares for weeks now!

Robert Taylor
3rd July 2013, 17:53
That's just sick!

I'll have nightmares for weeks now!

Shaun Harris!

carbonhed
3rd July 2013, 20:18
Shaun Harris!

:lol:

I thought NZ Labour should invite her to take over here. Shearer is a joke and the rest of them make him look good.

Big Dave
8th July 2013, 13:56
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Katman
8th July 2013, 14:48
Kevin Rudd makes John Key look like Chuck Norris.

It looks like the Aussie bogan mentality that renders them incapable of coping with the idea of a woman leading the country will bite them in the arse if Tony Abbott makes it into power.