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jellywrestler
29th June 2013, 09:27
http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/8855168/Man-caught-having-sex-with-bike


Swedish police are on the hunt for a man who likes bicycles a little too much.

Fed up that someone was slashing his tyres, cyclist Per Edstrom set up a camera outside his home and caught the bike molester red-handed.

Footage from Mr Edstrom's camera shows a hooded man cutting open a tyre and then pleasuring himself as the tyre deflates.

Mr Edstrom told Swedish paper Kvällsposten: "My girlfriend finds it all a little concerning; you never know if he has checked her out in some way, and whether it is a picture of her he has in his hand when he is masturbating.

"This man is probably completely harmless, bicycles are just his thing. I am not scared of him, but mostly irritated over all the punctures I have had to fix."

Police in the city of Osterlund believe Edstrom's bike-lover could be linked to a series of similar crimes in the area five years ago.

Back then a 35-year-old man was arrested for allegedly slashing the tyres of 20 bikes and masturbating over their saddles.

unstuck
29th June 2013, 09:31
:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme Fuck I love humans.:2thumbsup:2thumbsup

scissorhands
29th June 2013, 09:38
sounds like hes got a sense of humour, I kind of like him already

Oakie
29th June 2013, 10:19
"Footage from Mr Edstrom's camera shows a hooded man cutting open a tyre and then pleasuring himself as the tyre deflates".
Jeez ... doesn't take him long does it. Can't imageine it would take more than a few seconds for a bike tyre to go down. (ha ha ... 'go down') :lol:

unstuck
29th June 2013, 10:21
"Footage from Mr Edstrom's camera shows a hooded man cutting open a tyre and then pleasuring himself as the tyre deflates".
Jeez ... doesn't take him long does it. Can't imageine it would take more than a few seconds for a bike tyre to go down. (ha ha ... 'go down') :lol:

Does give the term "my tyre went down on me" new meaning, does'nt it.:2thumbsup

Woodman
29th June 2013, 10:25
I hope he is doing it to ladies bikes, otherwise its just sick.

jellywrestler
29th June 2013, 10:29
"Footage from Mr Edstrom's camera shows a hooded man cutting open a tyre and then pleasuring himself as the tyre deflates".
Jeez ... doesn't take him long does it. Can't imageine it would take more than a few seconds for a bike tyre to go down. (ha ha ... 'go down') :lol:
Hooded Man, one if he's wearing a hood or his maggot hasn't been trimmed??

Crasherfromwayback
29th June 2013, 14:14
Obviously misunderstood the term *blowjob*

MIXONE
29th June 2013, 14:17
:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme Fuck I love humans.:2thumbsup:2thumbsup

Better then being a lover of bikes...

Brett
29th June 2013, 23:22
That is so lol.

AllanB
29th June 2013, 23:25
Bet he was playin Queen on his ipod as he wacked off over the bike.

EJK
30th June 2013, 00:27
Whatever spins his wheels.

Berries
30th June 2013, 00:32
You can't get a better conditioner for a leather saddle.





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Kornholio
30th June 2013, 01:11
Heh, hope he gets his old fella caught in the chain like when your jeans get caught there when they weren't tucked into socks :/

Banditbandit
1st July 2013, 08:59
They say that after sex you can often feel a little flat ...