Self massage and self-performed meridian therapy

[scissorhands]

This stuff is the shiz

Recently I found a fantastic Chinese acupuncturist, who has taught me to treat myself with self massage and using your thumb to activate ones own meridians

Bit unusual, as like most doctors, they dont want to give away their secrets and lose income.

So I'm sharing it here, you lucky bastards

The basic tenet is look for a sore spot on your hands and feet, arms and most other body parts, and push it with your thumb, usually in a circular motion

Too fucking easy and very effective to treat diseased organs and inflammation. Same principle as acupuncture, but you do need to learn where the meridian points are, and a few other things.

I wont be providing links or youtube vids as the science is a little complicated, and nearly everyone has unique problems with their own health

Peace and long life:niceone:

[bosslady]

Sorry I thought this thread was about the other kind of self massage.

[Banditbandit]

Naaa .. it's just our favourite autist revealing this month's obssession - last month it was diet and meat broths .. this month it is Chinese massage and other therapies ...

And you don't need lessons in the other type of self massage do you ???

[scissorhands]

Naaa .. it's just our favourite autist revealing this month's obssession - last month it was diet and meat broths .. this month it is Chinese massage nd other therapies ...

dont look at me grasshopper, take what is in my hand

[scissorhands]

Sorry I thought this thread was about the other kind of self massage.

Vibrators were once prescribed for hysterical women during the dark ages

[bosslady]

Naaa .. it's just our favourite autist revealing this month's obssession - last month it was diet and meat broths .. this month it is Chinese massage and other therapies ...

And you don't need lessons in the other type of self massage do you ???
Only from young, Fit and attractive men.

[scissorhands]

And you don't need lessons in the other type of self massage do you ???


does anyone on KB?

[Banditbandit]

Only from young, Fit and attractive men.

Why do you need them fit if it is self massage ???

[Stirts]

Sorry I thought this thread was about the other kind of self massage.
Vibrators were once prescribed for hysterical women during the dark ages

Taking into considering bossladys’ latest thread... that is farking hilarious :killingme

[Drew]

Sorry I thought this thread was about the other kind of self massage.


Vibrators were once prescribed for hysterical women during the dark agesThe irony and timing are strong here!:laugh:

[unstuck]

Nah, what you need is the Vortex of creation meditation cd dude.:2thumbsup

[Akzle]

vely good. Eat moar seahoss!

Chakra, iridology, energy paths

The body has chakras as the planet does, those closest geographically, to their own energies are more at peace. Of course developing your own, being a conduit for the energies of the cosmos, allows you peace where you be.

Dismiss the messenger as you may, you will be the poorer for it, bandito.
Rather dualistic of you if i do say so!

[Akzle]

... The insence is burning

[5150]

This stuff is the shiz

Recently I found a fantastic Chinese acupuncturist, who has taught me to treat myself with self massage and using your thumb to activate ones own meridians

Bit unusual, as like most doctors, they dont want to give away their secrets and lose income.

So I'm sharing it here, you lucky bastards

The basic tenet is look for a sore spot on your hands and feet, arms and most other body parts, and push it with your thumb, usually in a circular motion

Too fucking easy and very effective to treat diseased organs and inflammation. Same principle as acupuncture, but you do need to learn where the meridian points are, and a few other things.

I wont be providing links or youtube vids as the science is a little complicated, and nearly everyone has unique problems with there health

Peace and long life:niceone:

How much extra for happy ending? :innocent:

[Drew]

How much extra for happy ending? :innocent:I don't charge myself...I found I don't have the income to support my habit.

[Banditbandit]

vely good. Eat moar seahoss!

Chakra, iridology, energy paths

The body has chakras as the planet does, those closest geographically, to their own energies are more at peace. Of course developing your own, being a conduit for the energies of the cosmos, allows you peace where you be.

Dismiss the messenger as you may, you will be the poorer for it, bandito.
Rather dualistic of you if i do say so!


Fuck man .. pass that good shit this way ..

[buggerit]

Taking into considering bossladys’ latest thread... that is farking hilarious :killingme

+1, might need a weed wacker repower, she's pretty upset:lol::killingme

[Banditbandit]

dont look at me grasshopper, take what is in my hand

Bikku Kashyapa's flower turns gently in my hand ... say a word - say a word ...

[Big Dave]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/RxDypJj70gs?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Hitcher]

I love the smell of bullshit and double-strength placebos. My mother once warned me about excessive self-manipulation. It makes one go blind, apparently.

[Drew]

I love the smell of bullshit and double-strength placebos. My mother once warned me about excessive self-manipulation. It makes one go blind, apparently.

Dude, I've never seen you not wearing your glassees!

[Edbear]

I love the smell of bullshit and double-strength placebos. My mother once warned me about excessive self-manipulation. It makes one go blind, apparently.

It is amazing how well placebos work!

[Stirts]

+1, might need a weed wacker repower, she's pretty upset:lol::killingme

Bring in the BUSHWHACKERS!!

<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DvY2jYXwMMI/UZ1m87CPduI/AAAAAAAAArU/g0wXa587bi0/s1600/Bushwhackers+1.gif"></img>

[Hitcher]

Dude, I've never seen you not wearing your glassees!

My Mum rests her case.

[scissorhands]

The last few evenings I have sat in a spa pool [surrounded by Chinese lovelies] , whilst massaging my colon, for 2-3 hours each time

The experience was truly otherworldly to say the least.

Even the tone of my farts has changed. Now I fart and think there is some one else in the room. These are not my normal sounds or smells

The undulating manual therapy is dislodging pipe gunk, which then enters by blood stream for removal by liver, as well as excretion by anus.

The first few times I was almost unable to walk or ride my bike home, as my body struggled with the toxic load of pipe gunk

Do it. You will never regret the clarity and increased energy, especially those who have abused food and have a bit of a gut like me.

Young fit and healthies with teenage bodies will have less of a pronounce effect

For two weeks prior I focused on my lung meridian, which caused massive coughing fits as post smoking cleansing was accelerated far beyond normal discontinue of smoking self heal function.

Start slowly, its possible to release too much toxins and cause a severe healing crisis that the body may struggle with

I will endeavour to find a decent online tutorial over the next few days

[unstuck]

I love the smell of bullshit and double-strength placebos. My mother once warned me about excessive self-manipulation. It makes one go blind, apparently.

Nothing wrong with my eyesight, I try to pop off a couple of knuckle children at least a couple of times a week.:2thumbsup

[Hitcher]

It is amazing how well placebos work!

They are the fundamental essence of homoeopathy.

[Banditbandit]

The last few evenings I have sat in a spa pool [surrounded by Chinese lovelies] , whilst massaging my colon, for 2-3 hours each time

The experience was truly otherworldly to say the least.



Jeez .. I only got to here .. no wonder you're currently obsssessed with Chinese bath companions ...

[Hitcher]

Colon massage? The BDOTGNZA will be there if your apostrophes need work.

[Drew]

The last few evenings I have sat in a spa pool [surrounded by Chinese lovelies] , whilst massaging my colon, for 2-3 hours each time

The experience was truly otherworldly to say the least.

Is anyone else, like...really fucken disturbed that this rooster is talking about fingering his bum hole, in a spa full of zipper heads?

[Drew]

Ah, so "no" then.

As you were.

[unstuck]

Is anyone else, like...really fucken disturbed that this rooster is talking about fingering his bum hole, in a spa full of zipper heads?

:lol::lol::lol::clap::clap::first:

[scissorhands]

Colon massage? The BDOTGNZA will be there if your apostrophes need work.

The colon massage is like dumping carbon from your headers.

Colon cancer is more common that nearly all other cancers. Most peoples colons need work

[Big Dave]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/-6FvsKo162U?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[scissorhands]

Is anyone else, like...really fucken disturbed that this rooster is talking about fingering his bum hole, in a spa full of zipper heads?

manual therapy of the colon, not anus
I rub my stomach

[Big Dave]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/UrgpZ0fUixs?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[unstuck]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/cJhZFp_03MA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:Punk::Punk::Punk:

[Drew]

manual therapy of the colon, not anus
I rub my stomach

It's no where near as funny when you say it man.

[bosslady]

+1, might need a weed wacker repower, she's pretty upset:lol::killingme
Not required. Thanks.

[avgas]

Vibrators were once prescribed for hysterical women during the dark ages
How did they vibrate?

[Banditbandit]

A small rodent ran around on a treadmill inside the vibrator - this treadmill was connected to an off-set cam that beat against the sides depending on how excited the rodent became ???

[Drew]

A small rodent ran around on a treadmill inside the vibrator - this treadmill was connected to an off-set cam that beat against the sides depending on how excited the rodent became ???Soooo, one needed porn for their own purposes, and some for the rodent also?

[unstuck]

I think he meant to say dildos, but the autism kicked in.:devil2:

[unstuck]

Soooo, one needed porn for their own purposes, and some for the rodent also?

You sound surprised.:killingme

http://home.mchsi.com/~scoobob/RatPorn.jpg

[Big Dave]

Beer bottle full of blowflies.

[Banditbandit]

Beer bottle full of blowflies.


Jeez ... you've been with that crass bunch of Godless convicts over the ditch too long mate ..

[unstuck]

Well I,ll be fucked. Great being a doctor back then:laugh::laugh:........For centuries, doctors had been treating women for a wide variety of illnesses by performing what is now recognized as masturbation. The "pelvic massage" was especially common in the treatment of female hysteria in Great Britain during the Victorian Era, as the point of such manipulation was to cause "hysterical paroxysm" (orgasm) in the patient.[1] However, not only did they regard the "vulvar stimulation" required as having nothing to do with sex, but reportedly found it time-consuming and hard work.[2]

One of the first vibrators was the called the 'Tremoussoir' invented in France during 1734.[3] The first steam-powered vibrator was called the "Manipulator", which was invented by American physician George Taylor, M.D. in 1869.[4] This machine was a rather awkward device, but was still heralded as some relief for the doctors who found themselves suffering from fatigued wrists and hands.[5] Around 1880, Dr. Joseph Mortimer Granville patented an electromechanical vibrator. The historical fiction film Hysteria features a reworked history of the vibrator focusing on Dr. Granville's invention.[6]

Between 1835 and 1920, Gustav Zander also designed a device that was often used to attain an orgasm, although it was primarily designed as an aid against eating disorders. It is still on display in the Museum Boerhaave in Leiden.[7][8]

In 1902, the American company Hamilton Beach patented the first electric vibrator available for consumer retail sale as opposed to medical usage, making the vibrator the fifth domestic appliance to be electrified, after the sewing machine, fan, tea kettle, and toaster, and about a decade before the vacuum cleaner and electric iron.[9] The home versions soon became extremely popular, with advertisements in periodicals such as Needlecraft, Woman's Home Companion, Modern Priscilla, and the Sears, Roebuck catalog. These disappeared in the 1920s, apparently because their appearance in pornography made it no longer tenable for mainstream society to avoid the sexual connotations of the devices.

[Akzle]

How did they vibrate?

a couple of blowflies in an empty vb can.
At least, thats how the abos got about it...

[Banditbandit]

One of the first vibrators was the called the 'Tremoussoir'

Told Ya ... "Tre moussoir" ... rodent power at work ..

[unstuck]

Told Ya ... "Tre moussoir" ... rodent power at work ..

:clap::clap::2thumbsup

[Akzle]

f*ck my slow internets.

[Big Dave]

f*ck my slow internets.

At least it was quality material.

[Drew]

Well, what an educational thread.

We've learned where the vibrator originates, and that scissorhands is a fucken sick devo...

[unstuck]

Well, what an educational thread.

We've learned where the vibrator originates, and that scissorhands is a fucken sick devo...

Must be away getting his prostate checked by one of those asian babes at the spa.:devil2::headbang::headbang:

[jellywrestler]

Vibrators were once prescribed for hysterical women during the dark ages

they had D batteries in the dark ages????

[scissorhands]

I think he meant to say dildos, but the autism kicked in.:devil2:

Do you have the complete history of dildos too?


they had D batteries in the dark ages????

I meant early last century


Must be away getting his prostate checked by one of those asian babes at the spa.:devil2::headbang::headbang:

Dutch girl doing her thesis at the med school, shes an aspie too, very tall, very blonde, and shes a surfer:drool: I got her number:drool:

[mashman]

they had D batteries in the dark ages????

Double D batterees :blip:

[mashman]

Dutch girl doing her thesis at the med school, shes an aspie too, very tall, very blonde, and shes a surfer:drool: I got her number:drool:

And a damned fine excuse to jam yer thumb up her poop shoot too by the sounds of things.

[mashman]

Shes really tall, bigger hands than me, I feel a bit insecure actually.
Her last boyfriend was a young French stud muffin by all accounts

I've been fixating on tall blondes for a while now, and then this happens

Feck talk about stress

Still, twice as much woman to enjoy eh

She can only say no or laugh at you once you're finished eh... or indeed spread gossip like wildfire across the internet. Sounds like fun either way.

[ducatilover]

Shes really tall, bigger hands than me, I feel a bit insecure actually.
Her last boyfriend was a young French stud muffin by all accounts

I've been fixating on tall blondes for a while now, and then this happens

Feck talk about stress

Still, twice as much woman to enjoy eh

I knew a delightful Dutch girl by the name of Ruby. She made me look short.


Mind you, I'm short.

[Akzle]

big hands? Post-op transexual.
Bet she sucks cock like a pro.

[Brian d marge]

Sorry I thought this thread was about the other kind of self massage.

thats why i clicked on the link....

Stephen

my age ,me meridians need all the help they can get

[scissorhands]

I wish I never mentioned the poor girl. Shes insecure enough I think, leave her alone:(

[Akzle]

I wish I never mentioned the poor girl. Shes insecure enough I think, leave her alone:(

wingmanning you bro. You can swoop to her rescue and solve all her problems.
With your penis.

[Drew]

Mods, please change the name of this thread to. "Scissorhands Facebook status".

[unstuck]

Do you have the complete history of dildos too.

Sorry dude I only know about you what you have posted on KB.:Punk::Punk:

[Banditbandit]

Dutch girl doing her thesis at the med school, shes an aspie too, very tall, very blonde, and shes a surfer:drool: I got her number:drool:

So .. you wrap her legs around your neck then ....