It's time to wake up

[flyingcrocodile46]

The great awakening is happening


http://youtu.be/uhw-J2mQgus

[Akzle]

The great awakening is happening


no it isnt. Sheeple are apathetic.

[AllanB]

Darn thought a new V4 Honda was being released......

[Big Dave]

I only lasted a minute. I suffered twee cliché overload.

[nerrrd]

The great awakening is happening

At 11pm? But I'm tired...:zzzz:

Down with injustice etc in the morning, though :niceone:.

[flyingcrocodile46]

At 11pm? But I'm tired...:zzzz:

Down with injustice etc in the morning, though :niceone:.

Lol! :lol:

[scissorhands]

no it isnt. Sheeple are apathetic.

This.

The Op is waking up along with some others who made a video or many
which may in fact be the man, manipulating the revolution
as is wont to do
double agents and espionage my friend

Ever wondered why 'Uncensored' Magazine is on a shelf next to all the other crap??

[ducatilover]

Ever wondered why 'Uncensored' Magazine is on a shelf next to all the other crap??

Because, maybe, there just isn't as much scarist bullshit to run around being worried about, or it's good to distract insecure people from the ture issues and inadequacies in their own lives? Or maybe this man fulla is really out to control the world, total confirimty without us knowing. Because that's working so well for him.



It's a motorcycle forum BTW, where are the interesting related motorcycle posts all going?

[Big Dave]

Which words in 'off topic' do you need help with?

[Crasherfromwayback]

The great awakening is happening

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no it isnt. Sheeple are apathetic.

You guys make a great couple.

[scissorhands]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTLyb9FUZObU_8ptQvQCSEBQKOVf94rn q1N_lfHfBvrw2gnJae0

[SPman]

Nah - I woke up years ago...........it must be highly over rated and, as everyone else is asleep, it gets weary yelling into the void, so I've gone back to sleep again in my cave.

[Berries]

I only lasted a minute.
I thought it was just a picture.

Is it anything to do with vaccinations?

[unstuck]

You will never ever find PEACE by noticing the absence of PEACE.
And you will never become HAPPY by noticing the absence of HAPPINESS.:Punk::Punk:

[mashman]

You will never ever find PEACE by noticing the absence of PEACE.
And you will never become HAPPY by noticing the absence of HAPPINESS.:Punk::Punk:

Useless hippy bullshit. If you don't find both, how can you tell that you have found the one that you are looking for? hmm hmm, go on smarty pants, tell me that :D

[unstuck]

To find PEACE one must focus on PEACE, not the absence of PEACE.
To find HAPPINESS, one must focus on HAPPINESS, not the absence of HAPPINESS.:bleh::bleh:

[Berries]

To find PEACE one must focus on PEACE, not the absence of PEACE.
To find HAPPINESS, one must focus on HAPPINESS, not the absence of HAPPINESS.:bleh::bleh:
Can you tell me how to find my other blue sock?

[unstuck]

Can you tell me how to find my other blue sock?

Stop thinking of it being missing.:devil2::niceone:

[mashman]

To find PEACE one must focus on PEACE, not the absence of PEACE.
To find HAPPINESS, one must focus on HAPPINESS, not the absence of HAPPINESS.:bleh::bleh:

ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa... better, but you still need to know what one is to be able to find the other. You might argue that first you must find/see no Peace and no Happiness in order to go searching for and to recognise Peace and Happiness... and then chase them down like muthafuckas and pwn their arses.

[unstuck]

ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa... better, but you still need to know what one is to be able to find the other. You might argue that first you must find/see no Peace and no Happiness in order to go searching for and to recognise Peace and Happiness... and then chase them down like muthafuckas and pwn their arses.

Or you could not ARGUE at all, and just be HAPPY.:Punk::Punk:

[gwigs]

no it isnt. Sheeple are apathetic.

I think there are many people waking up to what is going on behind the scenes
I for one have become aware thanks to the internet and the many docos I have watched.
Internet forums are a good way of getting the message out...
The world isnt controlled by governments it is controlled by big corporations and big banks.
We are fed bullshit by the media which is essentially controlled by big banks and big corporations.
Theres lots of smoke and mirrors to confuse the masses....
Everybody needs to wake up to this...people need to know the truth..:shit:

[scissorhands]

I think there are many people waking up to what is going on behind the scenes
I for one have become aware thanks to the internet and the many docos I have watched.
Internet forums are a good way of getting the message out...
The world isnt controlled by governments it is controlled by big corporations and big banks.
We are fed bullshit by the media which is essentially controlled by big banks and big corporations.
Theres lots of smoke and mirrors to confuse the masses....
Everybody needs to wake up to this...people need to know the truth..:shit:


The beast is a master of deception....
like a transvestite
you think your getting this but then BAM
hes rubbing his nads all over you

[Scuba_Steve]

Yea we're approaching another revolution, shit will hit the fan, everything will reset, the criminals will scam & con their way back to power & history will repeat itself again & again... I guess if you look at the big picture humans are by definition insane

[Tigadee]

The great awakening is happening

Now if that message had come from an off-world source from an alien civilisation or Galactic Council, I'd bet more people would take it seriously...

"We come in peace..."
"Then leave in pieces!"

[Akzle]

The beast is a master of deception....
like a transvestite
you think your getting this but then BAM
hes rubbing his nads all over you

and how is blondie today?

[mashman]

Or you could not ARGUE at all, and just be HAPPY.:Punk::Punk:

What does ARGUING have to do with any state of personal HAPPINESS?

[unstuck]

ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa... better, but you still need to know what one is to be able to find the other. You might argue that first you must find/see no Peace and no Happiness in order to go searching for and to recognise Peace and Happiness... and then chase them down like muthafuckas and pwn their arses.

Oi, you brought arguing into it.:shifty:

[Big Dave]

To find PEACE one must focus on PEACE, not the absence of PEACE.
To find HAPPINESS, one must focus on HAPPINESS, not the absence of HAPPINESS.:bleh::bleh:

Garp via Gore.

[unstuck]

Something like that Dave, Im just making it up as I go along.:devil2:

[Banditbandit]

"I don't want no peace
I need equal rights and justice "

Peter Tosh ...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EzvDmsl5U0

[unstuck]

"I don't want no peace
I need equal rights and justice "

Peter Tosh ...

Oh Tosh.:bleh: Cool song though.:Punk::Punk:

[Drew]

ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa... better, but you still need to know what one is to be able to find the other. You might argue that first you must find/see no Peace and no Happiness in order to go searching for and to recognise Peace and Happiness... and then chase them down like muthafuckas and pwn their arses.Since the feeling of happiness is not increased by the knowledge of it, what does it matter?

That clip, did a fucken great job of saying next to nothing at all.

What a waste of time it was to have made it, and infinately worse, my time for having watched it.

[Laava]

I think there are many people waking up to what is going on behind the scenes
I for one have become aware thanks to the internet and the many docos I have watched.
Internet forums are a good way of getting the message out...
The world isnt controlled by governments it is controlled by big corporations and big banks.
We are fed bullshit by the media which is essentially controlled by big banks and big corporations.
Theres lots of smoke and mirrors to confuse the masses....
Everybody needs to wake up to this...people need to know the truth..:shit:

Doesn't everyone already know this?
It has always been this way.
Meh, nothing to see here, move along!

[mashman]

Oi, you brought arguing into it.:shifty:

No I didn't


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDjCqjzbvJY

[Banditbandit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTU2Y0VFH0E

[unstuck]

No I didn't

Did so.:stupid:

[mashman]

Since the feeling of happiness is not increased by the knowledge of it, what does it matter?

That clip, did a fucken great job of saying next to nothing at all.

What a waste of time it was to have made it, and infinately worse, my time for having watched it.

How do you know what something feels like if you haven't experienced something?

To you perhaps.

You need more knowledgeable ears as that vid can be taken in more ways than one depending on what you know... or don't as the case may be. Not having a go, just saying huckleberry.

[mashman]

Did so.:stupid:

heh heh heh... he's behind you.

[unstuck]

heh heh heh... he's behind you.

Not any more..:motu:

[HenryDorsetCase]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/beauty/8896109/Outcry-over-provocative-surfing-video


the roxy ad woke me up. oh yes. dont care about the stupid "reporting". I like looking at hot chicks. Sue me.

[unstuck]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Sq7TN_5eXJo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:Punk::Punk:

[scissorhands]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/beauty/8896109/Outcry-over-provocative-surfing-video


the roxy ad woke me up. oh yes. dont care about the stupid "reporting". I like looking at hot chicks. Sue me.

I just woke up to something too

Why should I chit chat with faceless nasty boys, getting wifi radiation poisoning, when I could be in a spa pool with lots of single females?

Actually the females are not that funny and usually want babies....

[Akzle]

Actually the females are not that funny and usually want babies....

i am excellent at making babies...

but i don't do chlorine...

[Banditbandit]

I'm not excellent at making babies - I have never managed it in my life ...

Howeever, I am excellent at applying the techniques which can make babies ...

[Smifffy]

The beast is a master of deception....
like a transvestite
you think your getting this but then BAM
hes rubbing his nads all over you

Then right on cue Catherine Lumby turns up complaining about the Roxy ad and subsequent parody. Spooky.

[scissorhands]

Then right on cue Catherine Lumby turns up complaining about the Roxy ad and subsequent parody. Spooky.

http://images.smh.com.au/2011/10/03/2666190/JL-lumby_20111003201734672390.jpg

as a fellow ASDer
theres a plenty demons that need exercising in our communities right now

the time has come, now

[unstuck]

theres a plenty demons that need exercising

You ever seen a demon on a tredmill, hillarious I tell ya.:devil2::Punk::Punk:

[Smifffy]

as a fellow ASDer
theres a plenty demons that need exercising in our communities right now

the time has come, now

Bosslady started a thread about exercising. Check it out there might be some good moves there for the demons.

[Big Dave]

demon on a treadmill,

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/dTAAsCNK7RA?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[unstuck]

Demons on a treadmill I said, not a Demon posting vids of treadmills.:bleh:

[scissorhands]

You ever seen a demon on a tredmill, hillarious I tell ya.:devil2::Punk::Punk:

I saw some honeys on the treadmills last night:love: Gave me bad thoughts....


Bosslady started a thread about exercising. Check it out there might be some good moves there for the demons.

What is written on the brow
Can only be washed off
By the sweat of the brow

[Smifffy]

What is written on the brow
Can only be washed off
By the sweat of the brow

You talking about the guy's tough mudder headband thing or the nike head wrap thing?

[unstuck]

I saw some honeys on the treadmills last night:love: Gave me bad thoughts....

What, like "Damn I forgot my chloroform" or " Shit I forgot to sharpen my knife".:devil2:

[Drew]

What, like "Damn I forgot my chloroform" or " Shit I forgot to sharpen my knife".:devil2:

"Where's my trusty rope"?

[scissorhands]

awakenings

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_eye

[george formby]

I think there are many people waking up to what is going on behind the scenes
I for one have become aware thanks to the internet and the many docos I have watched.
Internet forums are a good way of getting the message out...
The world isnt controlled by governments it is controlled by big corporations and big banks.
We are fed bullshit by the media which is essentially controlled by big banks and big corporations.
Theres lots of smoke and mirrors to confuse the masses....
Everybody needs to wake up to this...people need to know the truth..:shit:

Erm, yup. Business & finance v elected gummint. Unelected gummint is just another form of business. We are people, we are acquisitive, we developed this, both sides, well the smart ones. Hence the blending & back scratching. Where is the mystery? Whjat is the problem? If you do not ;like it then literally do not buy into it. We are lucky enough to have choice through this system. If you want to make change to our world & more importantly our nature lead by example. Good luck.
New i phone coming out soon i here.

[Banditbandit]

I saw some honeys on the treadmills last night:love: Gave me bad thoughts....



What is written on the brow
Can only be washed off
By the sweat of the brow


awakenings

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_eye

You will never free yourself of Samsara until you free yourself from the physical attachments.

[scissorhands]

You will never free yourself of Samsara until you free yourself from the physical attachments.

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry lee lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long ;)

I need to rebalance myself with some physical stuff.....

[unstuck]

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry lee lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long ;)

I need to rebalance myself with some physical stuff.....


<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/4lkKZ4G3j98" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:

[Drew]

Some video clip...:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:Tha t'd be quite cool...with some decent vocals and lyrics.

[unstuck]

That'd be quite cool...with some decent vocals and lyrics.

:devil2: Dont shoot the messenger lad, I am here to assist in bringing some culture in some of you heathen.:spanking:

[Drew]

:devil2: Dont shoot the messenger lad, I am here to assist in bringing some culture in some of you heathen.:spanking:

I'm as cultured as all fuck! I like Megadeth, and a little bit from Metallica.

[unstuck]

I'm as cultured as all fuck! I like Megadeth, and a little bit from Metallica.



Meh.....Peace sells.....But whos buying.:headbang::headbang:

[Drew]

Meh.....Peace sells.....But whos buying.:headbang::headbang:

Countdown to extinction I reckon.

[unstuck]

In my darkest hour.......Back in the day........My kingdom......Promises......The conjuring......truth be told......Your dead.:devil2:

[Drew]

I creep in my own room...I slip into bed...I know if I wake Her....I'll wake up....Dead

[unstuck]

My last words.....your dead.:devil2::headbang::headbang:

[The Reibz]

Fucken hell, do some of you even go to work.

I saw some honeys on the treadmills last night Gave me bad thoughts....
Sit behind them on a rowing machine bro. Good motivation. But no matter how fast and how hard you row, that arse aint going to get any closer.

[unstuck]

Fucken hell, do some of you even go to work.

Sit behind them on a rowing machine bro. Good motivation. But no matter how fast and how hard you row, that arse aint going to get any closer.

Im (supposedly) working from home at the moment, and am self employed so can do whatever the fuck I want. LIFE IS GOOD.:headbang::headbang:

[scissorhands]

Sit behind them on a rowing machine bro. Good motivation. But no matter how fast and how hard you row, that arse aint going to get any closer.

I had a wee chat with another gym bunny last night. Got some longing looks from a couple of others half my age...
I have my charms.....

Around where I live, it appears many males seem to have given up chasing pussy. A widespread depression seems to prevail in the wider community.....
I have noticed all these harrumph females.... pissed off no one is putting the word on them, especially considering their desirability. Poor dears. Even the babe hounding Arab guys seem to have gone of the boil...
I have woken up to this gap in the market, and aim to fill it.

Desperation can make a woman lower her sights, hopefully to my crotch area:banana:

I am very awake, but unfortunately am not fucking fit for another couple of weeks

[Drew]

Desperation can make a woman lower her sights, hopefully to my crotch area:banana:

I am very delusional

Fixed that for ya.:cool:

[unstuck]

http://wheresmysammich.com/images/24224.jpg

[Banditbandit]

Its a cinch I wont be getting any sitting on my ass all day :tugger: on KB

Plenty of hot hot hot sex is only 15 less kg and 100gym hours away...

Wakey Wakey hands of snakey

I love you guys
But I love my penis more


And you claim to be awakened ??? De Nile is not just a river in Egypt !!!

[scumdog]

no it isnt. Sheeple are apathetic.

Who cares???

[Akzle]

Who cares???

i do scummie. i care so much i just taped your cat to a KFC family pack.

[scumdog]

i do scummie. i care so much i just taped your cat to a KFC family pack.

What's KFC?

And why do families have them?

Don't answer - I don't care...

[Akzle]

What's KFC?

And why do families have them?

Don't answer - I don't care...

kooking for coconuts
because the colonel loves you.

[Drew]

At least you didn't tie the cat to the box, with rope. That could have been deadly.