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fridayflash
10th July 2013, 14:42
ok, its been a fairly grim winter in my neck of the woods..pretty cold and due to my receeded workload
its been a bit tight as far as money goes too, add to that a week long flu and i got to thinking about
soups..being cheap, tasty,hearty, good for body and soul blah blah blah
so ive been making one soup a week..firstly two chicken soups, last week a bacon hock job
and today another chicken! i know this isnt exactly breaking news but i just cant get over how
cheap and tasty these things are..anyway heres the drill for todays soup, went to the mad butcher
and got a bag of 6 chicken frames which will do two soups for $2, then a carrot an onion, a celery
and a packet of kings soup mix (country chicken) for about $7 from the supermarket
once home, out with the big pot..chop the veges add to pot with soup mix, 3 chicken frames
sea salt, black pepper, one chicken stock cube (and the kings mix has stock in it also)
some two minute noodles (minus the flavour sachet) and 2.5 litres of water
cover with lid, bring to the boil and drop it to a low simmer for another 2 and a half hours
it took all of 5mins to get it on the stove and now its simmering and the whole house
smells of hearty winter soup!

only other thing to mention is aparantly you should put the whole pot in the fridge once
youve eaten from it and its cooled down..rather than leave it on the stove for days
t room temp like i did first time...basic chicken sense huh ;)
no such probs with a bacon bone soup or similar though........
im getting between 12 and 20 servings from one of these so it makes for cheap eating
and im pretty sure im losing weight hehe

p.s. dont forget the hearty bread rolls!

bon appetite you fullas

unstuck
10th July 2013, 14:52
I have magic food, it just appears at dinner time. I must ask the wife if she knows how it gets there.

Nah, she dont like me in the kitchen, Im a fuckin terrible cook.:facepalm:

fridayflash
10th July 2013, 14:54
hehe, i like that...must say i virtually never cook either cos my lady gets home before me and has it all sorted
lifes good eh:niceone:

Drew
10th July 2013, 14:59
I think my wife is broken, I do all the cooking.

Where do I take a broken wife for repair?

fridayflash
10th July 2013, 15:02
wife and mistress restoration centre...it two doors down from the top tavern in cannons creek hehe

unstuck
10th July 2013, 15:03
hehe, i like that...must say i virtually never cook either cos my lady gets home before me and has it all sorted
lifes good eh:niceone:

Life is fucken awesome mate, otherwise I woulda stayed dead.:Punk::Punk:

Drew
10th July 2013, 15:03
wife and mistress restoration centre...it two doors down from the top tavern in cannons creek hehe

Oh right, then I'll have a non functioning wife, that refuses to correctly speak English!

fridayflash
10th July 2013, 15:08
yes...but think of the boilups! :shutup:

Drew
10th July 2013, 15:10
yes...but think of the boilups! :shutup:I'm better off, sticking with the cooking duties!

I do love a good pork bone boil up though. She's from Wainui, she'll be into it!

Stirts
10th July 2013, 15:11
I have magic food, it just appears at dinner time.

Fark I wish I had your Dinner Fairy. My muckhole Dinner Fairy seems to be eating our dinners en route ... farken lazy fat bitch!

Drew
10th July 2013, 15:19
Fark I wish I had your Dinner Fairy. My muckhole Dinner Fairy seems to be eating our dinners en route ... farken lazy fat bitch!


Ahhhhhh, more explanation as to Gordie's physique...If you could call it that.

fridayflash
10th July 2013, 15:31
I'm better off, sticking with the cooking duties!

I do love a good pork bone boil up though. She's from Wainui, she'll be into it!

oh choice, those wainuiomata chicks are staunch eh!

Drew
10th July 2013, 15:33
oh choice, those wainuiomata chicks are staunch eh!
Not this one. Little accountant chick. About as imposing as a kitten.

Stirts
10th July 2013, 15:34
Ahhhhhh, more explanation as to Gordie's physique...If you could call it that.

He's so skinny, he could wipe his ass with floss.

Drew
10th July 2013, 15:35
He's so skinny, he could wipe his ass with floss.That's rich coming from you, ya fat bitch!

Stirts
10th July 2013, 15:46
That's rich coming from you, ya fat bitch!

Get back in the kitchen, kitchen bitch and make me a farken sammich!!

Drew
10th July 2013, 15:48
Get back in the kitchen, kitchen bitch and make me a farken sammich!!You can have the crusts off mine!

Stirts
10th July 2013, 15:52
You can have the crusts off mine!

Keep your crusty bits to yourself!

Drew
10th July 2013, 15:55
Keep your crusty bits to yourself!LOL, I got nothing.

unstuck
10th July 2013, 15:57
LOL, I got nothing.

Liar, you told me you had syphalis.:tugger:

BuzzardNZ
10th July 2013, 16:01
I think my wife is broken, I do all the cooking.

Where do I take a broken wife for repair?

I hear BossLady's local AA man does good work ;)

granstar
10th July 2013, 17:27
I think my wife is broken, I do all the cooking.


Me too, started after we got married and weaned off takeaways, we both fkd up.
I discovered she couldn't cook eggs, and she that I had no money.


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