Goat Crime

[Mort]

Be safe. Beware of goats.

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[awa355]

Be safe. Beware of goats.

Well, if it's in the newspaper, it must be true. Once the goat starts bleating, they'll soon find the other kids involved.

[F5 Dave]

After left a few hours stewing in the cells the offender was proclaimed Delicious.

[98tls]

Goat gone bad.

[haydes55]

The offender was described by police as a short, brown male with a goatee.

[awa355]

Goat gone bad.


"Which one of you bastards has dysentry? someones shit over the cell floor."

[scumdog]

Ya gotta be kidding!

[ElCoyote]

Ya gotta be kidding!

Never had the old "it was the Taniwha" pulled on you Tom?

[awa355]

Personaly, I think Nigeria has turned into a Nanny state.

[98tls]

The offender was described by police as a short, brown male with a goatee.

Who calls himself Billy the kid...

[98tls]

Goat gone vain....

[98tls]

Wallenda goat...

[98tls]

Helen Clark with unidentified lady and 2 kids...

[Crasherfromwayback]

Will sort it out.

http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/13271/CB/NZ/

[Geeen]

Will sort it out.

http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/13271/CB/NZ/

How do you even know sites like that exist?!?!?!

[98tls]

How do you even know sites like that exist?!?!?!

Goats are shite at keeping secrets.

[Crasherfromwayback]

How do you even know sites like that exist?!?!?!

lol. Just reading 'bout the goat made me remember a story that appeared in the Dom Post years ago about a guy in Blenheim that rooted a goat. Went looking and found that one instead. The Blenheim one was way better, as they guy claimed he was in a relationship with the goat...so it was all ok!:headbang:

[98tls]

lol. Just reading 'bout the goat made me remember a story that appeared in the Dom Post years ago about a guy in Blenheim that rooted a goat. Went looking and found that one instead. The Blenheim one was way better, as they guy claimed he was in a relationship with the goat...so it was all ok!:headbang:

:killingmeGoats need loving to.

[Drew]

The Blenheim one was way better, as they guy claimed he was in a relationship with the goat...so it was all ok!:headbang:

Yip, seems legit.

[Oakie]

lol. Just reading 'bout the goat made me remember a story that appeared in the Dom Post years ago about a guy in Blenheim that rooted a goat. Went looking and found that one instead. The Blenheim one was way better, as they guy claimed he was in a relationship with the goat...so it was all ok!:headbang:

His name wasn't Lionel was it? (The rooter ... not the goat). I know a guy called Lionel who was prosecuted for rooting a goat.

[Crasherfromwayback]

His name wasn't Lionel was it? (The rooter ... not the goat). I know a guy called Lionel who was prosecuted for rooting a goat.

Wouldn't have a clue mate. He prob changed it by deed poll to Billy.

[scumdog]

The Blenheim one was way better, as they guy claimed he was in a relationship with the goat...so it was all ok!:headbang:

Yeah but it was only 12 years old...:pinch:

[98tls]

Yeah but it was only 12 years old...:pinch:

:rolleyes:http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=how%20old%20is%20a%20goat%20in%20human%20years&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CCsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Feasycalculation.com%2Fother%2Ffun %2FGoat-years-to-Human-years.html&ei=sezkUY2PAbGaiQf-g4GoAg&usg=AFQjCNEyjyCUKQMF9YhlIgdiiM9mIrlYAQ&bvm=bv.48705608,d.aGcSick fuck was banging a nanny goat..

[scissorhands]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh

[jellywrestler]

Yeah but it was only 12 years old...:pinch:

yeah that's in goat years but aren't got years something like ten years so it was really about 120 in human years??

[SMOKEU]

While we're on the topic of bestiality...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw

[awa355]

:rolleyes:http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=how%20old%20is%20a%20goat%20in%20human%20years&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CCsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Feasycalculation.com%2Fother%2Ffun %2FGoat-years-to-Human-years.html&ei=sezkUY2PAbGaiQf-g4GoAg&usg=AFQjCNEyjyCUKQMF9YhlIgdiiM9mIrlYAQ&bvm=bv.48705608,d.aGcSick fuck was banging a nanny goat..

A nanny goat shows better taste than fucking a 'Billy' thats just plain sick.:buggerd:

[Oakie]

I wonder if this thread will attract any trolls?

[Crasherfromwayback]

I wonder if this thread will attract any trolls?

Nah. Just the *odd* monkey.

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[Akzle]

all kidding aside, it's pretty baaabaric.

[unstuck]

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[98tls]

all kidding aside, it's pretty baaabaric.

...............

[unstuck]

Revenge of the goats.

http://v2valmont.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/muslim-attack-goat.jpg

[scissorhands]

Scummy will have to change his name to GoatDog

[Drew]

Scummy will have to change his name to GoatDogI gotta be honest, I was fully expecting you to be making a case that bestiality is to be expected of autism sufferers. And why we shouldn't be judging.

Ya know, just cos.

[scissorhands]

I gotta be honest, I was fully expecting you to be making a case that bestiality is to be expected of autism sufferers. And why we shouldn't be judging.

Ya know, just cos.

:motu: it gets lonely

who do you think they used to accuse of witchcraft??

[unstuck]

:motu: it gets lonely

who do you think they used to accuse of witchcraft??

Witches???

[scumdog]

Witches???

I narrowly escaped from one in the Longford a long time ago..

[98tls]

Witches???

A very long time ago i was felling tress out in Waitati...:confused:(just North of Dunners),way up on top of this hill dropped a pine and when walking down it trimming i came across a circle of stones with weird markings on about every 3rd stone,in the middle of the circle there had been a fire and further inspection revealed a few bones the contractor i was working for was a bit religious and started banging on about witches and all things dark:laugh:Be some fucked off witches the next time they went up there.Might ave put the mockers on myself.

[Drew]

:motu: it gets lonely

who do you think they used to accuse of witchcraft??Well they didn't do it a very good job. That shit's genetic isn't it? Could have been wiped out altogether if the church had done it's job proper!

[Akzle]

who do you think they used to accuse of witchcraft??

jews
.

[unstuck]

I narrowly escaped from one in the Longford a long time ago..

I just about ran one over there about 2 hours ago. Oh hang on, no that was a BITCH.:ar15::ar15: