Happy birthday UNSTUCK

[buggerit]

Happy birthday, hope your day is a goodun,:msn-wink:its a cracker day in the Waikato( good frost, clear skies),watch the curtains with all those candles:eek:

[nudemetalz]

Happy birthday :)

[bosslady]

happy happy birthday

[The Reibz]

Happy Birthday. End Yourself

[Crasherfromwayback]

Happy birthday mate. Hope you have a goodin!

Pete

[blue rider]

:devil2:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpQBJ1MEgMA

[Juniper]

Haha Happy Birthday Dude,

I'll try to find you a satisfactory Offensive joke.

[scissorhands]

July 16th The day of the rising tide

strengths: faithful passionate nurturing

weaknesses: repressed unrealistic moralising

Those born on July 16 are seized by romantic impulses again and again—impulses to do with love, adventure, fantastic happenings and unusual people. Those born on this day strive to bring excitement into their lives, and are generally frustrated with the humdrum nature of mundane existence. It is the passionate energy they give to their projects which sets them off from others. Idealists at heart, they must believe in what they do, and their work often takes on aspects of a crusade.
http://www.thesecretlanguageofbirthdays.com/r/?r=d19540716

[george formby]

July 16th The day of the rising tide

strengths: faithful passionate nurturing

weaknesses: repressed unrealistic moralising

Those born on July 16 are seized by romantic impulses again and again—impulses to do with love, adventure, fantastic happenings and unusual people. Those born on this day strive to bring excitement into their lives, and are generally frustrated with the humdrum nature of mundane existence. It is the passionate energy they give to their projects which sets them off from others. Idealists at heart, they must believe in what they do, and their work often takes on aspects of a crusade.
http://www.thesecretlanguageofbirthdays.com/r/?r=d19540716

:eek5:Freaky. Some of Unstucks recent posts are summed up there. Happy Burpday stranger.

[Madness]

Happy Birfday old man.

[Grizzo]

Happy fuckin birthday fella!:headbang:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTfgLtD7CQg

[unstuck]

Aw shucks.........:love::love::devil2::buggerd:

Everyday above ground is a good day for me.:Punk::Punk::Punk:
Would rather be out in the bush getting muddy today though, but instead been crawling around under a Mercedes bus getting covered in diesel and oil. And I have my first meeting with the probation service this afternoon about home D.:killingme
Cheers everyone.:Punk::Punk::Punk:

[Swoop]

Hope it's a very Happy Birthday!:headbang:

[mashman]

Happy Birthday unstuck... go to jail, directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200... do not use the force to throttle the probation occifer

[98tls]

All the best fella.:drinkup:

[unstuck]

do not use the force to throttle the probation occifer

But she is such a wee honey, I may not be able to help myself.:devil2::bleh:

[Maha]

Aw shucks.........:love::love::devil2::buggerd:

Everyday above ground is a good day for me.:Punk::Punk::Punk:
Would rather be out in the bush getting muddy today though, but instead been crawling around under a Mercedes bus getting covered in diesel and oil. And I have my first meeting with the probation service this afternoon about home D.:killingme
Cheers everyone.:Punk::Punk::Punk:

You live in Gore, naturally any day above ground can only be viewed as a...whew moment. :lol:

Happy Birthday...do you like a god ole' hoe down? :eek:

[unstuck]

No ho,s going down today unfortunately:shutup::innocent:. Gore has got a lot going for it too..........I just cant seem to find it.:devil2:

The best thing about it is, it is so close to so many good outdoor activity spots. Probably just about the only thing that is keeping us here at the moment to be honest. Now all the kids are gone, I want to go and terrorise the west coast for a while.:Punk:

[Moi]

Happy Birthday... another year older and still playing with "toys" :rolleyes: ... what a great way to spend your life :niceone:

[puddytat]

Yeah, have a goody man!! Long may you :rockon::Punk::Punk:

[awa355]

Happy birthday. If things go bad, we'll come break you out. :chase:

[unstuck]

HA HA, All good. Apparently it is going to cost you lot $3000+ to keep me at home for a couple of months. For 3 dope plants, FFS.
Once again I apologize to all kiwi taxpayers for the stupidity of myself and the NZ justice system.:spanking:

But other than that, it has been an awesome day and getting better. Mates just got his v8 landy running, so I will be taking it out to my firewood block for a little testing.:Punk::Punk:

[awa355]

I could've sent down a spare cell key. Just have yourself something constructive to be doing each day. Having no goals is the quickest way to fuck up HD.

[Murray]

Happy birthday - lived in Te Anau for a couple of years used to visit Gore occasionally - good place to stop in for a beer

[mashman]

HA HA, All good. Apparently it is going to cost you lot $3000+ to keep me at home for a couple of months. For 3 dope plants, FFS.
Once again I apologize to all kiwi taxpayers for the stupidity of myself and the NZ justice system.:spanking:

But other than that, it has been an awesome day and getting better. Mates just got his v8 landy running, so I will be taking it out to my firewood block for a little testing.:Punk::Punk:

:facepalm: If I've paid for it, then I give you permission to go out as and when you like.

[Smifffy]

Happy birthday fuck ya. Rock on!! :headbang::headbang::Punk::Punk::Punk:

[unstuck]

:facepalm: If I've paid for it, then I give you permission to go out as and when you like.

Cheers man.:banana::banana: I nearly fell off my chair when they mentioned the cost.:eek5: Before that they asked me if I had any regrets about my offending and I said no, but after hearing that, well my thoughts have changed because that seems like an awful lot of coin for 3 dope plants. All at taxpayers expense. And that part of it I am not so happy about. Also will have to give up my a couple of my jobs if home d, because I have to move around a lot.
other alternative is community detention, which basically means a curfew from 7pm till 7am, which they seem to think the judge is not fond of. And cost roughly the same to set up.:brick::weird::violin:

Thats enough of that shit.........Got to straighten out a panel on my mates landy now, bloody trees, always moving at the wrong time.:mad:

Good fun though.:headbang::headbang:

[willytheekid]

Happy Birthday mate :niceone:

hope your doing some serious drinking tonight (Or carefully burning off the plants they didn't find!:Punk: lol)

All the best mate :D


(3 grand!...wot BS!...pitty your not rich mate, you could have got your judge mate's to help out- http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8922106/Parole-a-luxury-lifeline-for-Swann :facepalm:)

[unstuck]

Happy Birthday mate :niceone:

hope your doing some serious drinking tonight (Or carefully burning off the plants they didn't find!:Punk: lol)

All the best mate :D


(3 grand!...wot BS!...pitty your not rich mate, you could have got your judge mate's to help out- http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8922106/Parole-a-luxury-lifeline-for-Swann :facepalm:)

Dont drink. so thats out, and the cops got everything else :msn-wink:
Will be a night in front of the telly methinks watching the classic motorcycle dvd my old mum(bless here little woolen slippers)got me today.
Might have a cigarette later though.:whistle:

[Drew]

Steak and blowjob day. YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH BOOOOOOIIIIIIIII:eek:

[Bikemad]

Steak and blowjob day. YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH BOOOOOOIIIIIIIII:eek:

special friends eh??

Have a good one Unstuck

[mashman]

Cheers man.:banana::banana: I nearly fell off my chair when they mentioned the cost.:eek5: Before that they asked me if I had any regrets about my offending and I said no, but after hearing that, well my thoughts have changed because that seems like an awful lot of coin for 3 dope plants. All at taxpayers expense. And that part of it I am not so happy about. Also will have to give up my a couple of my jobs if home d, because I have to move around a lot.
other alternative is community detention, which basically means a curfew from 7pm till 7am, which they seem to think the judge is not fond of. And cost roughly the same to set up.:brick::weird::violin:

Thats enough of that shit.........Got to straighten out a panel on my mates landy now, bloody trees, always moving at the wrong time.:mad:

Good fun though.:headbang::headbang:

Nah mate... t'was the Richard Cranium (still makes me snigger) and clan handing out the tickets that spent the money, and personally, I don't think you're worth that kind of coin so he should just let ya go free :D Enjoy yer evenink

[fridayflash]

happy birthday unstuck! you gunna reveal how many candles or is that classified info?
...3 plants? big fucken deal eh..i thought you could stay off porridge for up to 10?
maybe your a repeat offender hehe

p.s PUNKS NOT DEAD OI!

[Drew]

special friends eh??

Ah, I see how that might have been misconstrued.

I assure you, he and I are not that close.

[Grashopper]

Happy birthday unstuck! :D

Found you something very special for your bday.............


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIHwZdIyrmM





.......................................:devil2:

[fridayflash]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HgqD826HGuI

clare grogan was a bit of a babe...crap name tho :facepalm:

[unstuck]

Oi, you wankers take your crappy music else where.:mad:
Steak and bj, now theres a man that knows how to celebrate.:headbang::headbang:


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[unstuck]

happy birthday unstuck! you gunna reveal how many candles or is that classified info?
...3 plants? big fucken deal eh..i thought you could stay off porridge for up to 10?
maybe your a repeat offender hehe

p.s PUNKS NOT DEAD OI!

47 years of pure indulgance, FTW.:Punk::Punk::Punk:

[scumdog]

Oi Oi Oi,:headbang::headbang::Punk:

Hopeya had a good one - and got treated real nice! :msn-wink:

[Moi]

Just what an unrepentant punk rocker needs...

[Mom]

Happy birthday!

Hope you have had a lovely day.

:love: Mom

[unstuck]

Yep, great day thanks mom.:Punk::Punk:

[unstuck]

Oi Oi Oi,:headbang::headbang::Punk:

Hopeya had a good one - and got treated real nice! :msn-wink:

Well the steaks out of the way, just waiting on desert.:whistle:

[98tls]

Well the steaks out of the way, just waiting on desert.:whistle:

:drinkup:........

[Crasherfromwayback]

47 years of pure indulgance, FTW.:Punk::Punk::Punk:

I'll be joining you in Sept age wise. Mean time...here you go you Old Cunt!

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[unstuck]

OLD, is something I certainly am not feeling at the moment.:Punk::Punk:
My wife turns 47 in september too, so I get to sleep with a younger woman for a couple of months.

[scumdog]

OLD, is something I certainly am not feeling at the moment.:Punk::Punk:
My wife turns 47 in september too, so I get to sleep with a younger woman for a couple of months.

Hmm I wish I was only 47 again - likewise I wish my wife was too!:lol:

[unstuck]

Hmm I wish I was only 47 again - likewise I wish my wife was too!:lol:

:laugh::laugh::laugh::msn-wink:

[ducatilover]

Happy birthday, you flaming fag.

[328FTW]

Happy 20 minutes too late birthday

[cc rider]

Have hour & half more Bufferday time for ya over here kido.

Would say 'hope ya misbehaved' but you seem to have that covered ya dick. 3 Plants??? They must of been 10ft tall... dig a tunnel out :shifty:

Hope you & your 'young' love had an ab-fab day hun :sunny:

Looken youthful as ever dude :Punk:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2227/2077805625_9b1f806f34.jpg


:love:
CC

[unstuck]

Have hour & half more Bufferday time for ya over here kido.

Would say 'hope ya misbehaved' but you seem to have that covered ya dick. 3 Plants??? They must of been 10ft tall... dig a tunnel out :shifty:

Hope you & your 'young' love had an ab-fab day hun :sunny:

Looken youthful as ever dude :Punk:



:love:
CC

Gee thanks, I think.:wings:
Only one of the plants was 10ft tall, the other 2 were a decent size.:devil2:


Thanks everyone, And that ducati freak. I had an awesome day, and night.:Punk::Punk:

[buggerit]

Happy birthday, hope your day is a goodun,:msn-wink:its a cracker day in the Waikato( good frost, clear skies),watch the curtains with all those candles:eek:

Fuck, that went fast,
health warning:consuming steak while getting a BJ is a choking hazard:Punk:
Hope you have a great day mate:drinknsin

[willytheekid]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1kNzY1ZTRmZWM1OTZmMzI4_511a4a61b6032.png

Happy Birfday mate :D


ps...:nya:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/AlexClarke/Nelson-YoureOld.jpg
...have a great day :D :drinkup:

[oldrider]

Another groundhog day to play with ... many happies! :sunny::drinknsin

[mashman]

Happy birthday big yin. What did the universe bring you ;)?

[ellipsis]

...remember dont look back...only forward, just not too far...a favourite song of mine from the Pink Floyd...


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[Smifffy]

Another one eh? Happy birthday Unstuck.

[unstuck]

Chur.:niceone:

[HenryDorsetCase]

Happy birthday. Remember punk's not dead until you are.

[Grashopper]

Happy aniversary of your 25th birthday unstuck :D

Won't even torture you with crappy music this time.

[fridayflash]

PUNKS NOT DEAD!!!!! happy birthday unstuck mate, let it be a good one :cool:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=lqhpTjP36HM

[PrincessBandit]

Cool! haven't seen a birfday thread (even a revisited one) in ages!!!! Hope you have a great day with all of life's particular pleasures that you're fond of.

[Banditbandit]

So - oral sex this evening is it ???

Will you wake up with a furry feeling on your tongue ???

(Happy birthday mate)

[unstuck]

Been an awesome day so far, apart from I can't find the collar/spacer for the back wheel on the vf. :mad:


Steak next, then dessert. :2thumbsup

[DR Girl]

Happy Birthday unstuck.
You deserve the best day ever :Punk::Punk::Punk:


PS. You play awesum music on KB.

[JATZ]

Happy hatching day.......




Granddad :D

[scumdog]

Been an awesome day so far, apart from I can't find the collar/spacer for the back wheel on the vf. :mad:




It's age catching up with you - all this forgeting stuff will only get worse:crazy:

But hope you had a great birthday you dirty punk!:Punk:

[Robbo]

Hey Unstuck, Happy Birthday for yesterday mate. Sorry i'm a day late.

Hope you had a great one.

Cheers :drinknsin

[unstuck]

Cheers fuckers, AWESOME DAY.:headbang::headbang::headbang:

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[ducatilover]

:crazy: I missed yer birfday, do forgive me bro!

[awa355]

You still celebrating birthdays at your age ????:oi-grr:

[Moi]

You still celebrating birthdays at your age ????:oi-grr:

Unstuck still only needs a fire extinguisher to put out the candles.... :laugh:

Not like some who'd need the local fire brigade :eek: :facepalm:

[awa355]

Unstuck still only needs a fire extinguisher to put out the candles.... :laugh:

Not like some who'd need the local fire brigade :eek: :facepalm:

He can do better than a fire extinguisher,

http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w420/awa355/unstuck.png

[98tls]

Belated B-day wishes fella hope it was a good un,may you have many more.

[Berries]

He can do better than a fire extinguisher,

http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w420/awa355/unstuck.png
Isn't that the statue when you enter Gore?

[cc rider]

Happy Humpday lovely :hug::Punk:

Thought ya might like a cute lil vajazzled pussy

http://f0.pepst.com/c/E676CE/183237/ssc3/home/069/teddysitegaul0/punk_cat_1125.jpg_480_480_0_64000_0_1_0.jpg

[willytheekid]

Isn't that the statue when you enter Gore?


Happy Humpday lovely :hug::Punk:

Thought ya might like a cute lil vajazzled pussy



:killingme

http://media.parentsociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/image-2.jpeg

..wait:blink:...wots vajazzled?:confused:

[unstuck]

..wait:blink:...wots vajazzled?:confused:


http://trendredaktion.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/vajazzling1.jpg:blip::blip:

[unstuck]

Steak was real good, massage was fucking good, and the rest was, fucking perfect.:msn-wink::2thumbsup
Actually, the massage was a complete surprise, and a complete bonus.:headbang::headbang:

[willytheekid]

:blip::blip:

:yes:...I see






:shifty:

....Ive found some hundreds n thousands in the cupboard...wish me luck! :msn-wink:



(if not heard from in two days...please send help!...it all went horribly wrong!!)

[unstuck]

....Ive found some hundreds n thousands in the cupboard...wish me luck! :msn-wink:


:killingme:killingme:killingme Dont choke on the little blighters.:bleh:

[Berries]

Dont choke on the little blighters.
Oddly, that is the name of the new Rolf Harris biography.

[Robbo]

:yes:...I see






:shifty:

....Ive found some hundreds n thousands in the cupboard...wish me luck! :msn-wink:



(if not heard from in two days...please send help!...it all went horribly wrong!!)


What ya gonna glue them on with Willy?? :bleh::bleh:

[scumdog]

:yes:...I see






:shifty:

....Ive found some hundreds n thousands in the cupboard...wish me luck! :msn-wink:



(if not heard from in two days...please send help!...it all went horribly wrong!!)

Don't forget the glue..saliva soluble glue!:lol:

[unstuck]

Don't forget the glue..saliva soluble glue!:lol:

Celluloid urethane methanol glue works best, or CUM for short.:innocent:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Happy belated birthday you sick cunt. Haven't been around of late. Too busy stalking my future wife. Hope it was a goodin and that the goat can keep a secret. :msn-wink:

[unstuck]

Happy belated birthday you sick cunt. Haven't been around of late. Too busy stalking my future wife. Hope it was a goodin and that the goat can keep a secret. :msn-wink:

No worries there mate, the beauty about goat sex, is you can eat them afterwards.:devil2:

[unstuck]

And not in an oral sex kinda way either you sick fucks.:bleh:

[ellipsis]

...a joke for you...

A tourist goes into a pub in Scotland:

"Hey, great pub"

"Aye, been slaving here for 20yrs, built it up from nothing, work the bloody thing 24/7. And do they call be a Publican, a pub owner, a builder of Pubs? No!"

"Hey I love the wall out front too"!

"Aye, near killed myself hauling rocks from the hill out back. Took me years to build that wall. And do they call me a wall builder, a stone mason? No!"

"Love the jetty down at the beach too"

"Aye, built that too. Up to my neck in water all through winter. Hauled timber in from the forest myself. And do the call me a jetty builder? No!

"And ya Fuck one goat........"

[unstuck]

...a joke for you...



:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::niceone:

[Crasherfromwayback]

And not in an oral sex kinda way either you sick fucks.:bleh:

Wrong way round Bro. If it ain't good enough to eat don't whatever you do stick your cock in it.

[Berries]

What about dead dogs and mouldy pumpkins?


You've just ruined my Saturday night you bastard.

[unstuck]

What about dead dogs and mouldy pumpkins?


You've just ruined my Saturday night you bastard.

Were you going to shag the pumpkin or the dog?

[Berries]

Were you going to shag the pumpkin or the dog?
That all depends on the lighting and whether the flies will fuck off.

[Berries]

Ha ha, only joking.









It isn't really dead.

[Robbo]

No worries there mate, the beauty about goat sex, is you can eat them afterwards.:devil2:

Speaking of goat sex,,:eek:

[unstuck]

Speaking of goat sex,,:eek:

You filthy bastard. Thanks for the new screensaver. :niceone:

[98tls]

That all depends on the lighting and whether the flies will fuck off.

Bullshit your from Dunners theres no flies its to fucking cold.

[Maha]

Happy Birthday for three days ago Darren, what's the greatest thing to ever come out of Gore? SH94 I hear you say?

[unstuck]

Happy Birthday for three days ago Darren, what's the greatest thing to ever come out of Gore? SH94 I hear you say?

:killingme:killingme:killingme:2thumbsup

[Berries]

Bullshit your from Dunners theres no flies its to fucking cold.
The microwave man, the microwave. 75 degrees internal temperature.



DAMHIK.