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Interceptor

16th July 2013, 14:04

Crazy Ivan riding technique?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/videos/8924335/Dramatic-end-to-bikers-brake-lesson

A frustrated motorcyclist who decided to "brake-check" a just overtaken vehicle has come off second-best in spectacular fashion...

Road kill

16th July 2013, 14:15

Good job...

EJK

16th July 2013, 14:29

The car shouldn't have been there.

haydes55

16th July 2013, 14:30

That's why you just pretend to hit the brakes. Jump forward put the rear on a bit and watch the mirrors. My mate tried to brake check some old lady tail-gating him in his car. He hit the brakes and accelerator at the same time and swerved a little to the right. The tail gater swerved to the left and up onto the curb. Was hilarious. I'm sure her rims must be fucked.

Smifffy

16th July 2013, 16:21

Nah, the rider must have got his WoF from the AA... :devil2:

Nice work on the part of the cager, sitting then checking his grill before ambling up the road to (presumably) check on the rider, or perhaps laugh at him or bitch him out.

Taxythingy

16th July 2013, 16:24

Driver legally at fault? Check.
Rider deserved the car up his rear? Check.

I just like how the driver checked the front of his car first :niceone:

EJK

16th July 2013, 23:31

Here's another one.

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Crasherfromwayback

17th July 2013, 00:34

Here's another one.

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Sorry...but they're both fucking retards. Target fixation anyone? Let alone the other things the rider did badly...no need for ABS there! Just some survival skills would've done fine.

gammaguy

17th July 2013, 02:06

Like I always say,if you don't learn to brake properly,you will break properly instead

unstuck

17th July 2013, 08:08

Back the fuck up.............:Punk::Punk:
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sgtp

18th July 2013, 16:34

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nmIorJDnGMM

Damn, son! take my backpack off, phhhhttt

Crasherfromwayback

18th July 2013, 16:42

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nmIorJDnGMM

Damn, son! take my backpack off, phhhhttt

What a cabbage.

unstuck

18th July 2013, 17:18

Damn, son! take my backpack off, phhhhttt

WTF............How did he not see that coming.:facepalm:

Gremlin

18th July 2013, 17:34

Crasherfromwayback

18th July 2013, 17:38

WTF............How did he not see that coming.:facepalm:

Well, there was a lot of cars... and... uh, a lot of people and it was very hard to see what was going on with the driver and stuff...

fark, I'll raise you another facepalm :facepalm::facepalm:

I'm going to go with totally not paying attention...off in dream land. Then when he finally actuall registered there was a car in front of him not moving he suffered from severe target fixation and fucked it in the ass. IN THE ASS!!!

Gremlin

18th July 2013, 17:41

I'm going to go with totally not paying attention...off in dream land. Then when he finally actuall registered there was a car in front of him not moving he suffered from severe target fixation and fucked it in the ass. IN THE ASS!!!
I like how he mentioned in his comment he'll buy a car next (I nodded)... but then someone comments, fuck that, don't buy a car, you should only be using public transport.

Made a lot of sense actually... can you imagine the result if he was driving a car :eek5:

Crasherfromwayback

18th July 2013, 17:44

Made a lot of sense actually... can you imagine the result if he was driving a car :eek5:

Yep. Should be banned from the roads for a display like that.

Big Dave

18th July 2013, 17:54

I think 'satisfactory end' would have been more appropriate.

chasio

18th July 2013, 18:50

MIXONE

19th July 2013, 09:41

But surely it was the cager's fault...:rolleyes:

breakaway

19th July 2013, 10:39

I'm going to go with totally not paying attention...off in dream land. Then when he finally actuall registered there was a car in front of him not moving he suffered from severe target fixation and fucked it in the ass. IN THE ASS!!!

Yea.

From the youtube video:

Just crusin barely above the limit a Camaro slowed down without breaking so I didn't notice any break lights to catch my attention and on top of that I wasn't being aware of my surroundings and was looking to the right a little. At that perfect moment I realized how close the car got and it was too late. As I hit the breaks I looked for an escape, there was no way I was gonna make it all the way to the left and go around so I looked off road to the right and saw a parked truck and telephone pole and that seemed like a bad idea so i just kept on the brakes and tried to get as far right as I could and take my chances trying to skim by the side. as you see that didn't go well.

unstuck

19th July 2013, 10:44

Yea.

From the youtube video:

What a muppet, even from sitting at the computer you could see that the car was up to something in the distance.:facepalm:

Old Steve

19th July 2013, 11:22

Nice pair of legs picked up the rubbish on the road in the clip of the Ducati hoitting the front of the white car!

Gremlin

19th July 2013, 12:19

From the youtube video:

Just crusin barely above the limit a Camaro slowed down without breaking so I didn't notice any break lights to catch my attention and on top of that I wasn't being aware of my surroundings and was looking to the right a little. At that perfect moment I realized how close the car got and it was too late. As I hit the breaks I looked for an escape, there was no way I was gonna make it all the way to the left and go around so I looked off road to the right and saw a parked truck and telephone pole and that seemed like a bad idea so i just kept on the brakes and tried to get as far right as I could and take my chances trying to skim by the side. as you see that didn't go well.
Ok, a lot of what he said is crap though. No way he was going to make it to the left? No option to the right?

The muppet was paying no attention, saw the car waaaay too late, kept looking at it and slammed the brakes on...

Banditbandit

19th July 2013, 12:21

But surely it was the cager's fault...:rolleyes:

It may well have been the cage driver's fault ... but that doesn't mean the dumb and dreamy harley rider had to hit it ...

Survival out there is the first consideration .. whose fault it is is only the second one ..

MIXONE

19th July 2013, 13:14

It may well have been the cage driver's fault ... but that doesn't mean the dumb and dreamy harley rider had to hit it ...

Survival out there is the first consideration .. whose fault it is is only the second one ..

It was a pisstake FFS.The rider was obviously off in Lala land.