Current affairs. Is shit.

[Akzle]

can someone please tell me why "x factor" is on "the news"

not just a passing mention. 10 fucking minutes of it.

Your society sucks at shit.

[Scuba_Steve]

I'm lost as to why you watch the propaganda machine? :scratch:

[Akzle]

also. Does anyone care about that english slapper's vagina and whats about to fall out of it?
Seriously.

[scumdog]

I'm lost as to why you watch the propaganda machine? :scratch:

Damned straight!:killingme

[BoristheBiter]

can someone please tell me why "x factor" is on "the news"

not just a passing mention. 10 fucking minutes of it.

Your society sucks at shit.

Mate, for once I will agree with you.
Stopped watching the news ages ago as it is just bollocks.
Crap story's by crap reporters put together by crap producers fronted by crap anchors.

[Akzle]

I'm lost as to why you watch the propaganda machine? :scratch:

i dont.
They simulcast on the wireless.
I like to listen sometimes, it helps affirm my superiority complex.



Plus, it gets pretty lonely after i stab the hookers.

[SMOKEU]

can someone please tell me why "x factor" is on "the news"

not just a passing mention. 10 fucking minutes of it.

Your society sucks at shit.

The media is heavily censored in NZ, and the propaganda machine wants to suck you into its murky depths of hell.

[mashman]

Crap story's by crap distorters put together by crap conducers fronted by crap wanchors.

fixed that for ya :D

[blackdog]

Your first mistake was actually confusing the television news with real current affairs.

I don't watch TV, but I imagine it was 30 minutes of earthquake sensationalism. Followed by the aforementioned X Factor to placate the uninformed masses.

Hey, as long as there is music we will march blindly onward.

[Smifffy]

also. Does anyone care about that english slapper's vagina and whats about to fall out of it?
Seriously.

I'm not sure about that, but I wouldn't mind falling into it.

[duckonin]

also. Does anyone care about that english slapper's vagina and whats about to fall out of it?
Seriously.

Wouldn't mind slapping something into it, I love all woman.:niceone: Not too keen on what is going to come out of it, that means commitment.:msn-wink: been there done that.

[blackdog]

At least this one has a more reasonable gene pool to draw from.

[scissorhands]

Theres always KB to rely on for the good oil:killingme

[mashman]

also. Does anyone care about that english slapper's vagina and whats about to fall out of it?
Seriously.

It'll be a crowning moment.

[blackdog]

Fuck man, haemophilia is serious!

[Smifffy]

Theres always KB to rely on for the good oil:killingme

Don't turn this into another KB oil thread....

:no::laugh::msn-wink:

[nosebleed]

i dont.
They simulcast on the wireless.
I like to listen sometimes, it helps affirm my superiority complex.



Plus, it gets pretty lonely after i stab the hookers.

Fuk ya'z, I'll fess up.

I lolzed

[SMOKEU]

Wouldn't mind slapping something into it, I love all woman.:niceone:

Even these fine ladies?

http://littlepeach.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Obese_women.jpg

[blackdog]

Even these fine ladies?



Obviously from the private collection aye?

You could find a different fold in there for yer little pecker every day of the month.

[Akzle]

Even these fine ladies?



no need to bring your family into this

[Big Dave]

Charlie Brooker FTW.

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[awa355]

can someone please tell me why "x factor" is on "the news"

not just a passing mention. 10 fucking minutes of it.

Your society sucks at shit.


That is exactly what I thought when I saw it. Infact I switched channels after 2 minutes of it. I'm going to join Akzles society.

[Big Dave]

'and shit' fail.

[PrincessBandit]

It'll be a crowning moment.

That post brings tears to my eyes, even after decades have past since popping my kids out.



As for what shit appears on the news each night I've often shaken my head wondering how on earth some of the pathetic "stories" and "topics' broadcast have remotely made their way onto our national news.

Must admit though, while being no royal fanatic, I'm looking forward to hearing about the royal sproglet arrival.

[granstar]

No news is good news, change channel to Prime and check out the Deal or no deal girls :cool:

[Akzle]

'and shit' fail.

there is no and. This is about 'news' and only news. And its shit.

[blackdog]

there is no and. This is about 'news' and only news. And its shit.

This has nothing to do with news. This is about your whine over television news programming.

These two things are mutually exclusive.

[Akzle]

i jurt wonder if theyre going for the 'generation dropkick' viewership. They (newsies) all have facebook and twitter and shit. But shirley anyone with a smart phone knows everything irrelevant before 6pm.

LEAVE THE NEWS FOR OLD PEOPLE.
Fuck the little bastards.

[Akzle]

This has nothing to do with news. This is about your whine over television news programming.

These two things are mutually exclusive.

the fuck it is. I asked for some enlightened commentary that we might all expand our idea set through vigourous discussion and good natured debate.
It was going good till you got here, so fuck off :p :P

[awa355]

No news is good news, change channel to Prime and check out the Deal or no deal girls :cool:

Even the girls wouldn't be good enough to endure that prancing twit that fronts this show. If I could walk on stage and shoot just one tv idiot, it would be this clown. We sometimes switch to the early news and get the last few minutes of the show.

[blackdog]

It was going good till you got here, so fuck off :p :P

Logic getting the better of you? I am the first man to wade into a debate, but unless you can set out a premise (beyond television news) to begin your deliberations...

Your argument is invalid.

[duckonin]

Even these fine ladies?[/IMG]


Ha ha ha:laugh:, :no:no, you can keep your girls, I shall find my own !

[Big Dave]

there is no and. This is about 'news' and only news. And its shit.

Wasn't typing at you - 'I'm going to join green societ-tay - and shit' would have been the correct response.

[Drew]

If, and it's a big fucken IF I was tempted to actually follow news of any sort. It would take so long to research all the shit, I wouldn't get to actually live and enjoy my life.

Some of you guys are up to date on some shit, but since there are a million stories all contradicting each other on any subject, how is one meant to know anything beyond reasonable doubt?

Fuck it, I hear and read the occasional headline, and base an opinion on whatever springs to mind first. Statistically speaking, I'm probably on the money as often as I would be if I looked into things at length...Ie; never!

[blackdog]

If,

Fuck it, I hear and read the occasional headline, and base an opinion on whatever springs to mind first. Statistically speaking, I'm probably on the money as often as I would be if I looked into things at length...Ie; never!


Drew, you are one of the most on to it cunts I know when it comes to physics (applied to motorcycles).

Please leave the philosophising to the space cadets, we need you for more immediate material advice.

[Drew]

Drew, you are one of the most on to it cunts I know when it comes to physics (applied to motorcycles).

Please leave the philosophising to the space cadets, we need you for more immediate material advice.Nope, I get that wrong as often as the current affairs shit too.

[Swoop]

Does anyone care about that english slapper's vagina and whats about to fall out of it?
Seriously.

I'd tap it!


I hear that Pippa Middleton wanted to upstage her sister (like the wedding thingy) by delivering the baby whilst wearing crotchless panties.:blip:

Go on. You'd go there.

[blackdog]

Nope, I get that wrong as often as the current affairs shit too.

On to it when it came to those coil overs. Now fuck off, I'm not going to blow you(rtrumpet).

Wanna help me do my forks?

[blackdog]

Apologizing for taking things off track.

Frickin' gutted the little whelp has a nicer tit than me to suck on. Gwarn, you know you would.

[Akzle]

Wasn't typing at you - 'I'm going to join green societ-tay - and shit' would have been the correct response.
you put the big in ambiguous, dave.

Logic getting the better of you? I am the first man to wade into a debate, but unless you can set out a premise (beyond television news) to begin your deliberations...

Your argument is invalid.

you left out enlightened commentary and vigorous discussion. but prehaps that's because it's beyond you, yes?

there was no argument. i was some kind of interested why tv is news.
the fact that it's going to be on tv after the news... that just makes me laugh.

[scissorhands]

In the space of the heart is a place of no FEAR!
Fear is the mind killer.
A feeling without limits that you cannot ENGINEER!
Fear is the mind killer.
Whoever said we're not supposed to get ECSTATIC?
Fear is the mind killer.
It's a media-induced comatose ANAESTHETIC!
Fear is the mind killer.

[Smifffy]

Apparently so. What are you afraid of?


In the space of the heart is a place of no FEAR!
Fear is the mind killer.
A feeling without limits that you cannot ENGINEER!
Fear is the mind killer.
Whoever said we're not supposed to get ECSTATIC?
Fear is the mind killer.
It's a media-induced comatose ANAESTHETIC!
Fear is the mind killer.

[Akzle]

Apparently so. What are you afraid of?

sometimes, im a little scared of the dark.

[Big Dave]

Yes and no.

Give me ambiguity! Or give me something else.

[Smifffy]

Yes and no.

Give me ambiguity! Or give me something else.

We want rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!

[mashman]

Yes and no.

Give me ambiguity! Or give me something else.

http://bookcoverarchive.com/images/books/blacks_law_dictionary.large.jpg

or

http://jspivey.wikispaces.com/file/view/african_children.jpg/34249477/376x271/african_children.jpg

You're welcome.

[Berries]

I'd tap it!
You sick fuck.

Can't you wait until he is three like everyone else in Masterton?

[Big Dave]

Which one is Madonna's?

[Akzle]

what. The. Fuck.
Every radio station from mai fm to radio live and hauraki...
ROYAL FUKEN BABY.

Ahhhhhg!

[blue rider]

what. The. Fuck.
Every radio station from mai fm to radio live and hauraki...
ROYAL FUKEN BABY.

Ahhhhhg!


bread and circuses or the royal freak show

[BoristheBiter]

You're welcome.

Isn't that from the same book?