It's a girl!

[Berries]

Honestly, who gives a fuck?

[blackdog]

Honestly, who gives a fuck?

Um, you obviously. Or do you just covet first post cred?

[mashman]

Honestly, who gives a fuck?

I've got enough girls thanks... if it had have been a boy then I may well have given yer sister maintenance payments. But..........

[Berries]

Um, you obviously. Or do you just covet first post cred?
Nah, don't think I have started all that many threads actually. I figured living on the other side of the world might actually cocoon me from some of the monarchy madness that goes on but no, trying to see some news on what is happening in Wellington and the main story on both channels is that she is about to pop.

Republic my arse.

[blackdog]

Nah, don't think I have started all that many threads actually. I figured living on the other side of the world might actually cocoon me from some of the monarchy madness that goes on but no, trying to see some news on what is happening in Wellington and the main story on both channels is that she is about to pop.

Republic my arse.

Fucking there is the problem rearing it's ugly head again. Mistaking what is on the idiot box for news.

As for Wellington, pretty much a non event apart from mass panty changing and doing the associated laundry. The recent storms and aftermath when put into financial perspective were probably 10 times worse.

Oh, and I think someone dropped a bottle of wine.

[yod]

Fucking there is the problem rearing it's ugly head again. Mistaking what is on the idiot box for news.

As for Wellington, pretty much a non event apart from mass panty changing and doing the associated laundry. The recent storms and aftermath when put into financial perspective were probably 10 times worse.

Oh, and I think someone dropped a bottle of wine.

Completely agree. "Some woman somewhere is giving birth!!" Yep, roughly 250 every minute. And none of them are any more special than the others.

I feel sorry for the poor thing - destined to be hounded by paparazzi for all eternity - what a life.

[Gremlin]

I figured living on the other side of the world might actually cocoon me from some of the monarchy madness that goes on ...
:killingme

:weird:

[blackdog]

:killingme

:weird:

I guess the world was a smaller place without telephony when Berries settled?

On the upside, the Ruskies have given the US the finger over Snowden.

I might move over there, anyone know what the birds are like?

[gammaguy]

I guess the world was a smaller place without telephony when Berries settled?

On the upside, the Ruskies have given the US the finger over Snowden.

I might move over there, anyone know what the birds are like?

Gorgeous until they turn 35,after which time you would rather French kiss your dog after its woofed down its dinner:sick:

[sugilite]

I give just enough of a fuck to post that I don't give a fuck :yawn:

[Maha]

It's a Boy.

[mashman]

It's a Boy.

Oh fuck...

[Fastmark]

Its a Hermaphrodite, well you got to cover all the bases

[DougieNZ]

Hate to tell you this - but the news says you are wrong....

[PrincessBandit]

I guess they'll just be happy if he has all the right bits in all the right places. (They seem modern enough to be happy regardless of gender, especially as a daughter would have been given priority throne succession ahead of any possible future brothers; the fact that she popped out a boy means it will be left to future generations of royals to take advantage of the female birthright to the throne).

Oh, congratulations to the new parents. I hope the media can give them some peace at least for a while. (Not like that dickhead I saw on the telly the other night blaming the public for the downside of his paparazzi job).

[tri boy]

Hate to tell you this - but the news says you are wrong....

A monkey?:confused:

[blackdog]

I guess they'll just be happy if he has all the right bits in all the right places.

Regardless if he grows up a homosexual.

Worlds first fag king? I won't be around to see him crowned, but in eighteen years when he's blowing his Eton mates I'll be laughing.

James, btw. You heard it here first.

Or I'm wrong. Meh.

[Hitcher]

Its a Hermaphrodite, well you got to cover all the bases

That's one way of ensuring an unbroken line of Queens.

[Swoop]

I would have been more entertained if the baby was black, or ginger...


Its a Hermaphrodite, well you got to cover all the bases
That would be nice. When the public tell that German family to go fuck themselves, one of them actually could!

[awa355]

William will be pleased its a boy. Anyone can make a cunt of himself, takes a man to build one with a spout :woohoo:

[Stirts]

The Royal baby came into the world just like its grandmother went out.

Speeding through a tunnel, shooting forward, covered in blood with the paparazzi outside the windows.

[Fastmark]

The Royal baby came into the world just like its grandmother went out.

Speeding through a tunnel, shooting forward, covered in blood with the paparazzi outside the windows.

Oh very good:killingme

[awa355]

The Royal baby came into the world just like its grandmother went out.

Speeding through a tunnel, shooting forward, covered in blood with the paparazzi outside the windows.

Only difference is, the Queen didn't arrange this baby, or did she? :eek5:

[swtfa]

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[Virago]

It's been an "interesting" day. Those who are the most vocal - almost to the point of obsession - are those who are "not interested". On that basis, it was a fait accompli that the KB thread on the royal birth would be started by someone who is not interested. Interesting. :laugh:

[Big Dave]

I care. I care that it reminds me of the abhorrent situation that prevails where my country doesn't have its own head of state, representative of its people, rather than a foreign media circus that belongs to a different age.

[Woodman]

I guess they'll just be happy if he has all the right bits in all the right places. (They seem modern enough to be happy regardless of gender, especially as a daughter would have been given priority throne succession ahead of any possible future brothers; the fact that she popped out a boy means it will be left to future generations of royals to take advantage of the female birthright to the throne).

Oh, congratulations to the new parents. I hope the media can give them some peace at least for a while. (Not like that dickhead I saw on the telly the other night blaming the public for the downside of his paparazzi job).

I thought it was the first born male that got the throne, that's why Charles is next in line instead of anne, although she is the elder,or am I having comprehension issues again?

For some reason or other, having a Royal family gives me a degree of comfort. Not sure why.

Congrats to them and their whanau.

[Paul in NZ]

The Royal baby came into the world just like its grandmother went out.

Speeding through a tunnel, shooting forward, covered in blood with the paparazzi outside the windows.

I was told hes being called borer cos he came out of a hole in a duchess.

Seriously. Good luck to them and the wee nipper. Seem ok folks and would habe them over for a bbq anytime

[Kickaha]

how-to-build-your-baby-bullshit-bunker
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/how-to-build-your-baby-bullshit-bunker-2013072376553

[Oakie]

I thought it was the first born male that got the throne, that's why Charles is next in line instead of anne,

Used to be but it has changed in the last year to be the firstborn, regardless of gender. It's an equal opportunity monarchy.

[mashman]

I care. I care that it reminds me of the abhorrent situation that prevails where my country doesn't have its own head of state, representative of its people, rather than a foreign media circus that belongs to a different age.

Australia in the hands of Australians... how quaint. One finds one's distaste for one's master to be irrelevant.

[98tls]

I care. I care that it reminds me of the abhorrent situation that prevails where my country doesn't have its own head of state, representative of its people, rather than a foreign media circus that belongs to a different age.

Shuddup and think yourself lucky to be there tis only the poms could be stupid enough to send all there undesirables to bask on the beach whilst they stay to live in the mist.:niceone:

[Big Dave]

Australia in the hands of Australians... how quaint.

It's not as quaint as deferring to a foreign Government in matters of Law. Privy Council M'laird?

[mashman]

It's not as quaint as deferring to a foreign Government in matters of Law. Privy Council M'laird?

S'ok, the TPPA will level the playing field and it'll all be corporate ;).

[jonbuoy]

I care. I care that it reminds me of the abhorrent situation that prevails where my country doesn't have its own head of state, representative of its people, rather than a foreign media circus that belongs to a different age.

Big Dave you need to have a word with your fellow countrymen about that- its Australians who choose to keep the queen as head of state. No one in England would be too upset if Australia or NZ left what little is left of the commonwealth.

[Big Dave]

Big Dave you need to have a word with your fellow countrymen about that- its Australians who choose to keep the queen as head of state. No one in England would be too upset if Australia or NZ left what little is left of the commonwealth.


A (Large?) majority want change. What was rejected last time was a model where the politicians elect the head of state.
The distrust of Politicians runs deeper than the dislike of the Class system. A model where the people elect the HOS would win in a landslide.

[awa355]

I missed the news tonight. Was out walking the dog.

Did I miss anything? :innocent::innocent:

[Berries]

I missed the news tonight. Was out walking the dog.

Did I miss anything? :innocent::innocent:
I caught something about a plane crash in the Kaimai ranges. Looked nasty.

[jonbuoy]

A (Large?) majority want change. What was rejected last time was a model where the politicians elect the head of state.
The distrust of Politicians runs deeper than the dislike of the Class system. A model where the people elect the HOS would win in a landslide.

I'm sure eventually AU and NZ will have a president. I don't see why they don't already- what exactly is stopping them?

[Big Dave]

Stupidity in our case. In NZ's I think there is still quite a bit of that 'Britain of the South Seas' trip still going on.

Triumph NZ has awards for world leading Market share.

[Big Dave]

S'ok, the TPPA will level the playing field and it'll all be corporate ;).

Are you going to come over and bare your arse at the G20 in Brisbane next year Mashy?
The Qld police are famous for their compassion with protesters.

I've just been reading about the inconvenience it will inflict on me...errr...the city.

[unstuck]

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[Swoop]

I caught something about a plane crash in the Kaimai ranges. Looked nasty.
I agree, very nasty. Why that didn't get a headline place on Te News is perplexing!

[tri boy]

A (Large?) majority want change. What was rejected last time was a model where the politicians elect the head of state.
The distrust of Politicians runs deeper than the dislike of the Class system. A model where the people elect the HOS would win in a landslide.

Les Patterson for el presidante
Like look'n in da mirror:lol:

[nudemetalz]

What I want to know is if it will be (a) Prince Albert and whether that will affect nappy changing....

[MisterD]

I'm sure eventually AU and NZ will have a president. I don't see why they don't already- what exactly is stopping them?

Choose 1 from:

President Helen Clark
President Peter Jackson
President Colin Meads
President Dave Dobbyn

When you look at the possible "fixes", the current situation doesn't look so broken does it?

I mean, I'm a pretty strongly republican pom, but then you think President Tony Blair, and Charles doesn't seem such a twat after all.

[Big Dave]

and Charles doesn't seem such a twat after all.

Well...like, that's your opinion man...

At least the others are New Zealanders (or Kiwi Twats) who would put their national interests first.

[Big Dave]

Les Patterson for el presidante
Like look'n in da mirror:lol:

Like looking at the giant goober that is Clive Palmer. A fat billionaire with Pauline Hanson charisma and aspirations.

[MisterD]

At least the others are New Zealanders (or Kiwi Twats) who would put their national interests first.

Helen Clark, who bought her job at the UN with our tax money, putting the country's interests first? Srsly?

Anyway, I don't really have a dog in the fight, apart from detesting the above mentioned former PM (daren't mention the name more than once, she might come back). I'd like to see the whole Saxe-Coburg family retired, I'd like to breath my last in a Republic and I'm not swearing an oath of allegiance to any person, ever...but I'll still take the jug-eared, Homeopathy-promoting, architect-baiting, plant-talking Prince in preference to the likes of Tony B. Liar.

[Big Dave]

Helen Clark, who bought her job at the UN with our tax money, putting the country's interests first? Srsly?

Anyway, I don't really have a dog in the fight, apart from detesting the above mentioned former PM (daren't mention the name more than once, she might come back). I'd like to see the whole Saxe-Coburg family retired, I'd like to breath my last in a Republic and I'm not swearing an oath of allegiance to any person, ever...but I'll still take the jug-eared, Homeopathy-promoting, architect-baiting, plant-talking Prince in preference to the likes of Tony B. Liar.


Me either - in NZ fight. I don't really mind Chuck for that matter, but what I want is a 'symbol' who represents what I/we are. And that's all it is - symbolism.

But one that is earned, not a product of hereditary privilege in another country.

[Akzle]

Choose 1 from:

President Helen Clark
President Peter Jackson
President Colin Meads
President Dave Dobbyn


you left out the one that will actually achieve anything...









President Akzle .:cool:

[Big Dave]

President Akzle .:cool:

We don't need no education.
We don't need no thought control...

[mashman]

Are you going to come over and bare your arse at the G20 in Brisbane next year Mashy?
The Qld police are famous for their compassion with protesters.

I've just been reading about the inconvenience it will inflict on me...errr...the city.

Sounds like an invitation that's gonna be hard to refuse... will see if the great money god leaves me enough cash for a holiday with the family and if so, I'll dust off the kilt :D.

How many are they expecting to turn up?

[unstuck]

you left out the one that will actually achieve anything...









President Akzle .:cool:

What are your policies?
I need to know more before I vote.:shifty:

[Big Dave]

Sounds like an invitation that's gonna be hard to refuse... will see if the great money god leaves me enough cash for a holiday with the family and if so, I'll dust off the kilt :D.

How many are they expecting to turn up?


The last article I read said 'It may be too far' [for most of the career protesters to travel].

There are some hairy legged hippies around Northern NSW but they are probably too stoned to get past the random drug testing checkpoints that will proliferate on the roads north of Nimbin.

I suspect most of the action will involve heavy satire on electronic media.

[mashman]

The last article I read said 'It may be too far' [for most of the career protesters to travel].

There are some hairy legged hippies around Northern NSW but they are probably too stoned to get past the random drug testing checkpoints that will proliferate on the roads north of Nimbin.

I suspect most of the action will involve heavy satire on electronic media.

You're not exactly selling it to me man and with salesman skills like that, it's hardly surprising she's not ready to let you leave her teat.

[Akzle]

What are your policies?
I need to know more before I vote.:shifty:

im going to destroy auckland.

And build a large catapault, probably in taranaki, to fling politicians, bankers and lawyers into space.

And hippy shit. Free love, free drugs,
get all the bitches, oldies azns and cops off the road.
Reinstate gallows, pillories and stocks for theives.
Mate, life be sweet. Once all the homo cracker ass jew fuckers leave, i give it a year.

[jonbuoy]

I have no problem with the royal family in the UK. NZ and AU should just go their own way and stop whining about having a foreign head if state.

[mashman]

I have no problem with the royal family in the UK. NZ and AU should just go their own way and stop whining about having a foreign head if state.

Xi Jinping might be a better choice the 'er majesty.

[Big Dave]

Fucking Kiwis moaning about Auckland. You should go and live or work in a real Bona Fide shithole for a while. You'd appreciate what a good city it actually is.

[oldrider]

Auckland's main attraction for me has always been that all the Aucklanders live there .... instead of down here!

Unfortunately that has changed over the last few years and most of them seem to want to spread out and bring Auckland attitudes with them.

Mine is a collective attitude rather than being about individual Aucklanders and as BD says, it is a nice place to be, especially for Aucklanders!

So please stay there and just grizzle about it, Sir Dovemyer-Robinson tried to fix it years ago but Aucklanders just pissed about and did nothing about it!

I doubt whether the new greater Auckland will do anything either because Aucklanders will not allow anyone to ever get the job done!

Heil the city of indecision, the place where nothing gets done! :tugger:

[Big Dave]

You're not exactly selling it to me man and with salesman skills like that,

Nah - I'd love all the protesters to come over and damage the shit I pay rates on. It will make such a difference to all the suits too.

[Big Dave]

Auckland's main attraction for me has always been that all the Aucklanders live there .... instead of down here!

Unfortunately that has changed over the last few years and most of them seem to want to spread out and bring Auckland attitudes with them.

Mine is a collective attitude rather than being about individual Aucklanders and as BD says, it is a nice place to be, especially for Aucklanders!

So please stay there and just grizzle about it, Sir Dovemyer-Robinson tried to fix it years ago but Aucklanders just pissed about and did nothing about it!

I doubt whether the new greater Auckland will do anything either because Aucklanders will not allow anyone to ever get the job done!

Heil the city of indecision, the place where nothing gets done! :tugger:


That's a load of parochial clap-trap (I like you too much to say bullshit) too. :-P

[mashman]

Nah - I'd love all the protesters to come over and damage the shit I pay rates on. It will make such a difference to all the suits too.

In which case start your own riot, but first, tie dye your suits.

[julzbabe1]

I give just enough of a fuck to post that I don't give a fuck :yawn:
ouch did u av to b so blunt

[MisterD]

Auckland's main attraction for me has always been that all the Aucklanders live there .... instead of down here!

I've lived here for nearly a decade and I've only ever met two Aucklanders...Poms, Jaapies, Asians, Cantabrians for Africa, there are, where do the Aucklanders live?

Come to think of it, I could make a fortune selling "I'm not an Aucklander, I just live here" T-shirts...

[Big Dave]

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