Paris Dakar: I need some humourous input

[Brian d marge]

Im working at HRC R and D

now working with a fella from the paris dakar attempt this year

he needs some jokes he can tell ( actually I might go with him this year ,,Im thinking about it ! )

so what I need are some simple jokes that he can tell the others ( probably the same riders as last year )

Stephen


my attempt , a photon checking into a hotel ,Porter asks do u have any bags ,,,,,no it replys , Im traveling light

[unstuck]

Jokes and humor thread perhaps .:yes:

[Dogboy900]

Whats brown and sticky?




A stick ;)

[Brian d marge]

Jokes and humor thread perhaps .:yes:no it would get lost there,,as its information this way , not that way ......


Whats brown and sticky?




A stick ;)

haha thats good

Stephen

[unstuck]

Heres one for the french that love the Dakar then........
What do you call a pointless race that covers around 2,200 miles throughout France?

The French.:innocent:

[eelracing]

A dyslexic bankrobber walks into the local ANZ,pulls out a gun and say's "Air in the hands mothersticker,this is a fuckup."

[EJK]

Im working at HRC R and D

now working with a fella from the paris dakar attempt this year

he needs some jokes he can tell ( actually I might go with him this year ,,Im thinking about it ! )

so what I need aresome simple jokes that he can tell the others ( probably the same riders as last year )

Stephen


my attempt , a photon checking into a hotel ,Porter asks do u have any bags ,,,,,no it replys , Im traveling light

Search no more! :yes:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/21680-What-s-your-sickest-joke

[unstuck]

My son suffers from Autism and spends most of the day thinking he's a pigeon.

I know you shouldn't laugh, but it is funny when he shits all over the neighbours car.

[Brian d marge]

Clean Jokes ....I dont want him becoming famous for telling the dirtest jokes

Stephen

[unstuck]

Spoil sport.........
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.

I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.

A German man walks up to the immigration desk at Warsaw airport. The immigration officer asks: 'Occupation?'
The German replies: 'No, just a holiday.'

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.

My mate rang me and asked, "What're you doing at the moment?"
I said, "Probably failing my driving test."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

[mashman]

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay and you're not. But you only have the one arse. Feel better?

Did you hear about the prawn that went to a disco... he pulled a Muscle.

[Brian d marge]

Thanks all I can use a few of these

Stephen

[unstuck]

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again". The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

[Swoop]

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay and you're not. But you only have the one arse.
Finish the joke properly!

"... and he has invited his gay mate around for a bumming session?"

[HenryDorsetCase]

What do you call an epileptic up a tree?


Russell.